I, the Human Race, Hit You!

"Sakuta Azusagawa has joined the chat group!"

"Congratulations to Sakuta Azusagawa for becoming a member of the chat group, please speak freely!"

Lin Xiaobai: "???"

Lin Xiaobai: "Master!"

Naiyazi: "Master, is Mistress okay?"

Lin Xiaobai: "I will always like Mai Sakurajima!"

Naiyako: "But Futaba is so cute!"

Lin Xiaobai: "Stop talking, draw your sword! Let's have a good fight."

Zheng Aotian: "I don't understand what you are talking about at all, so I have to dial 666 and pretend that I understand!"

Mio: "Tell me, I don't understand, and I don't dare to ask, I can only pretend as if I understand!"

Chat group?

Azusagawa Sakuta's mouth moved slightly.

Could it be the adolescent girls again, because of the puberty syndrome caused by some inner anxiety, because it is a chat group, probably autistic?

Possibly deaf?Or a disabled person who has leg and foot problems and cannot go out?

...They know Mai, and Futaba?

The intersection of these two circles... Could it be someone from the school?Your classmates?

I haven't heard of any disabled students among the classmates. If there is such a thing, it has been spread all over the campus... Could it be the disabled recently?

For example, suddenly there was a car accident?Like a gas explosion at home?Are you waiting for rescue now?

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Did any of you send a question? I still have time, tell me the address, I'll be right there!"

Zheng Aotian: "Finally there is a boss who is willing to help, I am in the world of Resident Evil!"

Mio: "The world of Conan is observing the effectiveness of the protagonist's halo. It is very safe and does not need help at all!"

Azusagawa Sakuta: "...?"

What... what?

Chapter 98 Rich

Can anyone tell me what's going on with this biohazard?

Can anyone tell me what's going on with the protagonist's halo?

In quantum theory, which one can be used here?

Azusagawa Sakita touched his forehead to confirm that he did not have a fever and hallucinations, and nodded cautiously.

It's decided, let's ask Futaba!

Futaba, you will know.

He picked up the phone... The problem of puberty syndrome must be explained in person, but he doesn't want to see Futaba right now.

Because he and Shoko-san can only live together, now he is in a state between wanting to die and not wanting to die. He can be called "Schrödinger's Sakuta Azusagawa". People around him, including Futaba, are trying to persuade him to live. , a person should be selfish, no one must give their lives for others.

But Miss Xiangzi saved his first love when he faced difficulties, and he wasn't sure what he would think if something happened.

"I'm Azusagawa!"

"What time are you now!"

Sakuta glanced at the sky and looked at his cell phone.

"Ten and thirteen."

"That's right, are you alone this time?"

Azusagawa Sakita smiled wryly.

"You still remember!"

Not long ago, he was trying to find out if anyone could see Mai who had lost his sense of presence. He stayed in a business hotel with Mai for the first time when he went to a foreign country, and the business hotel was slow by 2 minutes.

Thinking about it now, in less than a year, so many things have happened around him.

Why do these puberty syndromes always happen around me? I really hope I don’t get into trouble!

"Woke up people in the middle of the night, such a pig-headed boy style thing, how can I not remember it!"

Futaba made a joke, then asked.

What's the trouble again? "

"...It's a shame you can guess it!"

"Azusa Chuan is a pig-headed boy, so it's easy to see through!"

Azusagawa Sakuta smiled wryly, and then told the truth about what happened to him.

After being silent for a while, Futaba said in a calm voice.

"Complementary Theory!"

"what?"

"Light has duality. It is both a wave and a particle. Waves and particles are mutually exclusive at the same time. The characteristics of waves and particles will not appear in a measurement at the same time, but they are unified at a higher level!"

"Gaia Consciousness...have you always heard of it?"

Azusagawa Sakuta nodded and echoed, "That's the one that always appears in some fictional works?"

"Similar principles, you and other people are unified and regarded as one at a higher level, then the thoughts in your heart are known by others, and it is not surprising that you can communicate with other people. It may also be that you are communicating with other personalities of yourself. Talk, Miss Xiangzi puts pressure on you, makes you anxious and hope for help unconsciously, triggering your puberty syndrome!"

Azusagawa Sakuta explained.

"But, they're discussing Resident Evil!"

"Maybe that's the subconscious personality that appeared when you watched horror movies, Sakuta?"

"What are you still talking about in the side plot, reward points!"

"I didn't expect you to be such a middle school Sakuta."

Futaba complained coldly, and her voice became a little relaxed.

"Seeing that your mood has improved a lot, I feel relieved! I suggest you think about it carefully!"

"This is already the second suggestion, and I will give it serious consideration."

The two hung up the phone. On the other end of the phone, Futaba seemed to be whispering something, but it was so inaudible that Azusakawa pretended not to hear it.

"Adolescence syndrome...my ah!"

Azusagawa Sakuta sighed a little.

Many people around him, including his lover, first love, sister-in-law, younger sister, school girl, best friend...all suffer from puberty syndrome, and everyone's symptoms will bring a lot of inconvenience.

For example, disappearing the sense of existence, swapping bodies, and previewing the future without limit are all great troubles.

How did it come to me to communicate with unknown people harmlessly to humans and animals?

Azusagawa Sakuta was a little discouraged.

If, like the little devil junior, he could preview the future infinitely, within a few days, he might also be able to find a heart suitable for Miss Xiangzi, right?

I really want the help of the devil elementary school girl, but unfortunately there is no precedent for the puberty syndrome that has disappeared.

At the beginning, I was entangled by the infinitely repeated future and only wanted to get rid of it. Now I have no chance to go back to the past.

This chat group...can't pinch a heart out of thin air, can it?

With a ten thousandth hope, Azusagawa Sakuta sent a message in the group.

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Is there any good solution for heart disease?"

I was discussing with Naiyazi about scoring points in the laser channel, and when I heard the news from the group of friends, the kind-hearted Zheng Moumou quickly replied.

Zheng Aotian: "Is it your heart attack? Hurry up and send it to the hospital!"

Azusagawa Sakuta: "It's not me, it's a friend! It's the final stage and I have to undergo a heart transplant!"

Zheng Aotian: "Wait, I'll look for it, all chat groups should have a red envelope function... Group owner, why can't the red envelope function be passed on to living people!"

Lin Xiaobai: "Equality, solidarity, mutual assistance, harmony, equality, please respect human rights."

Zheng Aotian: "Then I can't help it. The scar-faced man said that the main god's space can be repaired, but if he can't send people, I went to the main god's space to think of a way. Is there any other way!"

Zheng Aotian: "Hold on, we are all group friends, if you can help, you will definitely help, even if I am not sure what will work, I will reward enough."

Zheng Aotian: "Why don't you ask other people, I'm Mengxin, other bosses may have a solution."

Azusagawa Sakuta: "..."

What is this and what?

I just hope that some of you will come from the future. Will there be medical breakthroughs in the future, such as special drugs for heart disease? I want formulas or something!

Mio: "I..."

Naiyazi: "Clang, clang, clang, there is a loud noise in the sky, and the giant is kind!"

Naiyazi: "Heart problem? Wouldn't it be better to change it? If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come."

Naiyazi: "Have you heard of Di Yuanyu? The immortality of the undead duo is actually the handiwork of our evil gods, but it's just the projection of the avatar of the little minions. With this , the heart can be plugged in and used at the same time, if you want to use as many as you want, even if there is no heart reserve, the originally necrotic heart can still be rejuvenated."

Naiyazi: "Earth Resentment.jpg"

The group was dead silent.

Naiyako smiled proudly.

Haha, you were shocked by the generosity of this evil god!

This is not a genuine product produced by the projections of those evil gods. It is a pirated product made by the evil god after reading the original work. It not only removes the "indescribable" attribute of the evil god, but also does not lose the san value, and can maintain the appearance of human beings. It is said that with this creation, it is easy for the user to jump out of the world, and it is not impossible to become a golden fairy after understanding the thoughts of his own creation.

Of course, Naiyazi doesn't expect the group members in the group to find out, after all, they are too weak, but as long as the group leader can find out what I, Naiyazi, have done.