I, the Human Race, Hit You!

Lin Xiaobai: "Master, have you received the heart I sent you?"

Lin Xiaobai: "Give your heart to the boss.jpg"

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Wait a minute, let me go through my thoughts first!"

Sakuta was a little confused.

This group... what are they talking about?Why do I know every word, but I can't understand anything together?

Uh... wait!Could it be?Masaka

Sakuta was taken aback.

In fact, these people in the group are all driven crazy by puberty syndrome?

All kinds of puberty syndromes appear around me, obviously something is wrong, do they have the same situation?

For example, if he doesn't solve the infinite reset time of the little devil junior, hundreds of thousands of time resets will really drive people crazy. For example, he is about to be driven crazy by Xiangzi's death now...

Could it be that I will be like these mental illnesses in the future?

Azusagawa Sakita shuddered.

He opened the red envelope conveniently and replied in the group.

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Thank the group leader for the red envelope!"

If puberty syndrome continues to appear around me, it is no surprise that I will be one of this group of mental illnesses in the future.

Although I don't know what kind of red envelopes this illusory chat group can give out, it's always right to establish a good relationship first.

The chat group is so amazing that he can send red envelopes, but he can really send me a heart...dirty...dirty?

In his hand, a seven-colored glass-colored heart suddenly appeared?

Azusagawa Sakuta: "?"

He picked up the phone again.

"Hello, this is Azusagawa."

"Hello, this is Futaba, and then? What's the matter?"

Futaba's tone was a little helpless.

"It's like this, I just told you that there is a chat group in front of me, talking about some messy things, right?"

"How could I forget what I just said? Please get to the point as soon as possible."

"That's it..." Azusa Chuan pondered for a while, and said, "The group leader sent me a red envelope!"

"Didn't receive anything? That's just an illusion that appeared in your mind! Don't pay too much attention to it."

"But I've already received the item! It's in my hand, a brand new colorful glass heart!"

Futaba was quiet for a while, and then a faint sigh came from the phone, and she spoke after a while.

"Azusagawa, I know you are under a lot of pressure about Xiangzi-senpai, but please face the reality."

"This is reality! The heart is still beating, as if it is alive."

"Have you finally gone crazy, man?"

"I'm not, let me go, I don't want to go near a mental hospital, I'm fine!"

Futaba took a deep breath, calmed down her thoughts, and said slowly.

"So far, there have been a lot of puberty syndromes, some of which are only known to you, and you can't even prove it, but I believe you are not lying to me!"

"Of course, we are friends!"

"So far, all puberty syndromes, from a realistic point of view, belong to the rule system, split into two like me, and the invisibility like Miss Mai is the limit. According to my guess, 'control fire' Superpowers such as 'water control' will not exist, and if there is, it should be difficult for the authorities to hide it!"

"Mai is not invisibility, it is the disappearance of presence!"

"Don't pay attention to these details!" Futaba said coldly: "I haven't seen the specifics of your current situation, so it's hard to guess. Give me some time!"

Sakuta said regretfully: "The most anticipated part of quantum mechanics is gone? What a pity!"

"Pig-headed boy!"

click!

beep...

Futaba hung up, and Azusagawa put away the phone.

Azusagawa took a deep breath.

Puberty syndrome has always surrounded him, but puberty syndrome has a very obvious nature, and generally only he and the person involved will be involved.

Whether it is time reset, or the disappearance of the sense of existence, it will not affect outsiders, even if it is split into two individuals, or predicting the future, after all, only the person involved knows.

'Adolescent Syndrome' circulated on the Internet, but there is no concrete evidence, and no government intervention has been seen. 'Adolescent Syndrome' just stays at the level of urban legend.

And now...

Azusagawa Sakuta was standing on the street, and the people around him were pointing at him.

"Mom, is this uncle sick?"

"Don't rely on it, there must be something wrong with your brain, it will be contagious."

"At such a young age, that colorful toy heart is walking on the street? How unique!"

"Is it a cultist? Call the police!"

Azusagawa turned and ran.

What a shame!

If this heart wasn't colorful, I would have been arrested and taken to the police station!

Quickly running to a corner, Azusagawa took a deep breath.

Azusagawa Sakuta: "This heart... May I ask how to use it?"

Lin Xiaobai: "Just plug and play, there are some meritorious powers in it, so don't worry about not being able to match."

Azusagawa Saki was too relieved.

Nima, I always thought you guys were bragging, but I didn't expect it to be real nb.

Fortunately, through the screen, no one knew what I was thinking, otherwise bromide would be big.

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After joining the group chat, I originally thought that everyone was bragging and everyone was dead, but it turned out that I was the real salty fish. This feeling... is really understandable to those who are not involved.

That is to say, my psychological activities are not exposed, otherwise I really don't want to live.

Group.

Lin Xiaobai: "By the way, Master, there is one thing that must be explained."

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Why do you call me Master, do we know each other?"

Lin Xiaobai: "On the road of talking, I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest! I would like to call you my teacher."

Naiyazi: "Don't persecute Mr. Madara, Mr. Madara is already very tired!"

Lin Xiaobai: "But think about it, if Madara-sensei is half as capable as Sakuta-sensei, are you afraid that you won't be able to win Senju Bashirama?"

Naiyako: "..."

Naiyazi thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt shuddering, Naiyazi chose to retreat.

As a 'female', it's not that I can't accept rotten works, and there are indeed many people who match Madara with Hashirama, but when I think of Madara's crazy diss to Hashirama...

scene one

Madara: Hashirama, look out the window!

Hashirama: How come, isn't that Konoha Village?

Madara: No, that is our picturesque country!

Scene two

Valley of the End.

Madara: Here you come!

Hashirama: I absolutely do not allow the behavior of destroying the village, even if it is you!

Madara: This is the village we created together, but for the sake of eternal peace, I can only destroy it!

Hashirama: Immortal method, wood escape, real thousands of hands.

Madara: But only you, I can't do it, Hashirama!

Madame closed his eyes.

Madara: I won't fight back, kill me!

Madara: I will never hate you, Hashirama!

Scene three

……

This is too fucking hot!

No, I can't keep thinking about it, I can't help but try to create a Naruto world if I keep thinking about it.

Naiyazi: "You won!"

Lin Bai coughed dryly, and there was something wrong with his expression.

One thousand enemies killed, eight hundred self-defeated... Let's stay away from corrupt things as much as possible!

Lin Xiaobai: "Let's get down to business, did you see the heart that was sent to Master?"

Azusagawa Sakuta: "I see, but it looks a bit weird. I'm thinking about how to persuade the hospital to install Miss Xiangzi."