Twelve Trials from Scratch

Twelve Trials from Zero Author: Sage of the Pigeon

【brief introduction】

"Trash protagonist, I can do it too!"

One day, Su Qi, who was being fed shit, couldn't help but post such a comment, and then... he disappeared from this world.

"What? There is only one 'death return' for my golden finger? That is to keep me dying?"

"You guys, so naive! I've seen many battles, and I haven't tried any methods of death on the battlefield? Do you know about the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty? I don't know how much higher than you are!"

"Idiot! The only reason for your failure is to anger me! Even if I reincarnate a thousand times, I will kill you all to scum!"

"Hi everyone, my name is Su Qi, and I'm an amateur. I'm a writer by profession, I'm 24 years old, and my ability is infinite... file. This is the first time I'm a protagonist. Please give me your advice."

……

All in all, it is a story in which the protagonist dies all the way and keeps fighting back. "Inuyasha", "Shaman King", "Life in a Different World Starting From Zero", "Ingenious Girls Won't Be Hurt", "Honkai 3" have been completed, the current world "Chewan Gensokyo", other worlds will be screened according to the situation middle……

Chapter 1 You can do it!

At [-]:[-] in the evening, in the bedroom, in front of the computer desk by the window, Su Qi was wearing a loose blue plaid pajamas, staring at the laptop screen expressionlessly, tapping his ten fingers on the keyboard quickly, making crackling noises.

With the last click of Enter, there was another negative comment in the comment section of a "large online dating site":

"Shh~ everyone, look, what did I find? A piece of freshly baked poisonous bread (Luo Lun). At first, I saw this well-made and beautiful character design, and thought it would at least be a good product, until My scalp was numb from the male protagonist's eloquent mentally handicapped manipulation.

“智商下线1.5kg、优柔寡断800g、胆小懦弱250g、鲁莽冲动100g、自以为是80g、中二啰嗦7.5g、自卑无能5g、言而无信3g……再加上适量的其他15种沙雕元素和一个意义不明的名字，一个沙雕主角就这样炼成了！不可否认现实中的确有像主角这么沙雕的死宅，但作者的选择也太过“真实”。至少按我大天朝国情，一个智商正常，受过正规教育的普通高三学生也不会沙雕到如此地步……还是说东瀛的高中生特别沙雕？

"All in all, the plot is not bad, but the protagonist can't be substituted. And for this episode, the only thing I want to say the most is - don't say I can't, I can do it too!!"

After typing, Su Qi leaned against the back of the chair, exhaled lightly, then looked to the left, picked up the thermos cup from the table where various small objects and reference materials were piled up, took a sip of wolfberry health tea, his face His expression gradually eased down.

But at this moment, an unfamiliar voice that was neither male nor female suddenly sounded in the room, "Dick, a qualified candidate has been detected, and the system is being bound..."

anyone?

Su Qi's expression changed, and he turned his head to look around. The not-so-large bedroom was completely covered, but there was no one there.

The next moment, a large group of colorful mosaics suddenly appeared on the computer desktop, spreading rapidly like a virus infection, swallowing all icons and taskbars in an instant, turning into a slowly rotating colorful vortex, completely occupying the entire screen.

Immediately afterwards, before he could react, he saw more than a dozen long arms bursting out of the vortex. Pale palms stretched forward and clasped his head, face, shoulders, arms, and chest in an instant. His stomach, even his mouth was covered... Then he pulled hard, lifted his whole body into the air, and dragged him into the screen.

Immediately, a dazzling light flashed, and the thermos cup in mid-air suddenly fell, hit the ground with a bang, and broke into pieces.The splashed tea wet the floor.A gust of night wind blew in through the half-opened screen window, except for the nearby curtains fluttering, there was no one in the bedroom.

……

On a moonlit night, grassy slopes, fireflies lit up, and insects chirping loudly.

When Su Qi woke up again, the first thing he felt was the unique scratching sensation of rough grass blades rubbing against the skin from the sides of his face, neck, and the heels of his feet.Then, strange messages emerged one by one in my mind:

"The basic skills have been downloaded, and the abilities 'return by death', 'general knowledge of all worlds', and 'generalist gifted by heaven' have been acquired."

"Death Return: Passive, reverse time after death, rebirth to a stable time point after the last battle, unlimited number of rebirths."

"General knowledge of all worlds: Passive, automatically translate all words and languages ​​​​in all worlds."

"Heaven-given generalist: Passive, with the basic qualifications to practice any system ability except for special elements such as physique and blood."

"The first trial, "Inuyasha Unsoftened Version"...The original anchor point has been logged in, and the strategy is about to start...After the story is cleared, rewards will be obtained according to the evaluation. Players are requested to work hard to achieve the most perfect ending."

……

what's the situation?

Su Qi sat up, turned his head and looked around, with a blank expression on his face.I saw that the night was in harmony, the moon was shining like a gauze, and the half-person-high grass waves were swaying with the night wind.Not far away, there are secluded trees, chirping birds and beasts, the vast starry sky looks like a dome, and a crescent moon hangs obliquely in the sky.

"I'm... transmigrated?"

As a well-known Internet writer, he quickly understood the status quo.

"But why me? Is it just because of the sentence 'I can do it'?"

The cool night breeze brushed against the cheeks, and the air filled the nostrils with traces of grass and soil.

While thinking about it, he suddenly felt something cold and slippery crawling across the back of his foot.

He looked down, and a grass snake with blue scales and red eyes suddenly came into view.Suddenly, my heart skipped a beat, and I hurriedly got up, pulled my feet back, watched the guy leisurely slide into the grass, and then let out a soft breath, relaxing my tense body.

The sudden appearance of a snake gave Su Qi, who was still a little confused, the real feeling of being a time traveler.

It was completely dark at this time, the moonlight was thin, and the surrounding darkness seemed to swallow up the light. Four or five meters away was a mass of darkness, and only the vague outlines of mountains, stones, and villages could be vaguely seen.

As he scanned his surroundings, he heard some strange screams faintly coming from some unknown things in the distance, and he couldn't restrain the tension and uneasiness in his heart.

In fact, he is by no means a person who is surprised at first glance on weekdays.It might be better to say that compared to ordinary people, he was born as an orphan and has survived alone so far. His personality is more indifferent and calm than ordinary people, and he rarely even has big mood swings in daily life.

However, when encountering such a miraculous event of crossing suddenly, even he has no idea.After all, he, Su Qi, only wants to live a peaceful life, and he is not some delusional person who wants to travel to other worlds and reach the pinnacle of life all day long.

Up to now, he even has some regrets.If he had known it would become like this, even if he was fed shit while watching the episode, he would still say "really delicious" with a smile on his face.

"Hello? Boss, can you hear me? Can you tell me who you are? What's your purpose? Why did you choose me!?"

Suddenly, Su Qi looked up at the sky and asked loudly.

He believes that if it is a powerful existence that can arrange for him to travel through, it should be easy to hear him speak, and at this point in time just traveled, there is a high probability that the other party is still paying attention to him; however... There is no response Come.

In the next 5 minutes, Su Qi used various methods to test again, and concluded that either he appeared here for another reason, or that guy was not wise, or he didn't want to talk to him at all, and it would be a waste of time to continue .

At the same time, he also confirmed through the general novel routines that, except for the three passives who don't know whether they are useful or not, he has no cheats like systems and superpowers.

"So if you want to go home, you can only try to do what it says? Also, there was a reminder system binding before, but in the end it only threw me three passive skills. This is Chiguoguo's fraud ! In addition, I don’t know if those three skills are useful or not... Suicide is impossible, and it is impossible in this life, so I can only find other methods to verify..."

Su Qi thought for a moment in his heart, and finally took a deep breath, pulled himself together, and prepared to temporarily follow the system prompts to start his own journey of strategy.

First of all, you have to find a human settlement to obtain information. According to the general game flow, there should be a "novice village" nearby, right?

He raised his eyes and observed carefully, and suddenly found a light shining through the forest not far away. His eyes lit up immediately, and he hurriedly stepped forward in that direction.

However, after only taking a few steps, he couldn't help cursing secretly, and stopped suddenly.

Dry!I'm still wearing slippers!This bloody time travel!

It was rare for Su Qi to utter a foul word in his heart, and Su Qi looked down at his feet, and saw that in the blue plastic slippers that were leaking from all sides, his two soles had been cut with bloodstains by the leaves in the grass, causing a dull pain.

This is too real... I have to find something to cover my feet first, but I only have a set of pajamas and slippers...

Su Qi looked left and right, then looked at himself who was naked, thought for a while, grabbed the sleeve of his left sleeve with his right hand, and pulled hard...it didn't move.Then he took a deep breath, exerted his strength again, used all the force of feeding, his face flushed red, and finally tore off the sleeve with a snort, tore it into two pieces, stuffed it into the slippers, and barely wrapped his feet .

Facts have proved that even if the dead house has time-traveled, it cannot immediately transform into a hunk.

He shook his head and continued to move forward. Pulling a pair of slippers, he struggled through the overgrown wilderness and a small piece of luxuriant broad-leaved forest.Along the way, the light became brighter and brighter, and human voices came faintly, gradually becoming clearer.

Suddenly, Su Yan, whose clothes were disheveled and with a few blades of grass stuck to his body, stopped again.

No... What came from the front was fire, and... screams and laughter?

Discovering something abnormal, Su Qi suddenly became vigilant, hid his figure in the shadows of the forest, stepped forward lightly, pushed aside the branches and leaves blocking him, and a purgatory-like scene suddenly appeared in front of him.

Under the dark night, a small village was burning.The low wooden houses are surrounded by scorching flames, like red lotuses blooming on the ground, and the billowing smoke and tongues of fire make the night sky red.

In the burning village, farm tools were scattered and corpses were everywhere.The short group of thieves in crude armor had ferocious faces, brandishing knives and spears, shouting loudly like hunting, and wantonly driving the remaining villagers away.Whenever there is a flash of knife light and blood splashes, one person falls in a pool of blood.Soon, the whole village gradually became dead silent.

"Quick! Get out of here for my uncle! Did you hear me!?"

On the edge of the village, the robbers kicked and kicked several male villagers with their arms behind their backs and pushed them into the house.Then they closed the door, and a tall robber in full body armor on a horse ran over. Amidst the cheers of the robbers, he threw a torch onto the roof made of spear grass.

When the night wind blows, the spear grass ignites, and the smoke rises instantly, attacking the roof and walls... Soon, the flammable wooden house was completely ignited and turned into a huge torch.

The villagers in the house suddenly screamed, and the robbers surrounded the house and laughed. If anyone wanted to escape, they would be stabbed with spears and threatened to go back.

For a while, the people in the house were in a dilemma and fell into a desperate situation.But as the fire intensified and the smoke evaporated, they could only scream and beg for mercy while scurrying around the house, like a group of crazy entertainers dancing wildly on a burning stage.

And the guy who was wearing full body armor and suspected to be the leader of the bandit sat in front of the house with a cup of wine in his hands, letting the captured village women pour him wine while admiring the "performance" brought to him by the men in the village. ".

Seeing the highlights, he laughed unabashedly and drank happily, regardless of the possibility that the wives and daughters of those people in the room were pouring wine for him.

After that, someone finally couldn't help but rushed out of the house, but was stabbed to death with a spear by the robber who had been guarding outside.Then they cut off the fugitive's head, or put a spear on it, and waved it up and down as a toy, or threw it on the ground, and kicked it around like a ball, not caring about the remaining blood splashing on them, looking like a ghost.

In the forest not far from the village, Su Qi, who was hiding in the shade of a tree, witnessed this cruel scene from beginning to end.

At this moment, he finally realized what the "unsoftened" in "Inuyasha: Unsoftened Version" meant.

If you think about it carefully, you can understand that in "Inuyasha", there are wars everywhere, a hundred ghosts go on a daily basis, the protagonist's group is full of monsters, and there are many casualties, and this is just a corner of the world.It’s just because of Aunt Takahashi’s healing style of painting, the relatively strong protagonist and his party, and the bias of the comic theme. This kind of cruel atmosphere has not been deeply portrayed, so the overall impression is more of “healing” rather than “curing depression”. of.

But now, Su Qi, who witnessed a killing feast with his own eyes, has a deep understanding of one thing - sitting on the sidelines in the audience and performing on stage are two completely different experiences.

But at this moment, Su Qi, who was still immersed in shock, did not notice that a figure had quietly appeared behind him.

The sage in the lower jaw, a simple person (forced truth), first came to your place, and offered a cup of black tea, and I hope you read the old men for a lot of support (unzip the clothes chain)...

Chapter 2 The Weak Chicken Protagonist Shame Online

Snapped!

Suddenly, someone grabbed Su Qi's right wrist.

He was startled, subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, and heard a young and crisp voice say: "Idiot! Are you not afraid of being killed if you stand so close? Squat down!"

Turning his head to look, he saw a single ponytail loli who looked twelve or thirteen years old, staring at him with a face full of hatred.

She is fair-skinned and petite, and she looks delicate and lovely in a small Wu suit with a red background print; Quite embarrassed.

What she said seems to be in Japanese, but I can understand it. Are those three passive skills really useful?

Su Qi was taken aback for a moment, and then he quickly realized that he squatted behind the bushes, turned his head, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you?"

He was undoubtedly speaking Mandarin Chinese, but the little girl seemed completely unaware of the abnormality. She also knelt down beside him, looked at him, and said puzzledly: "My name is Xiao Chi, and I'm from the village. Are you Who? I didn't pay attention just now, but now I realize that you are dressed so strangely, are you a foreigner?"

"Uh, my name is Su Qi. What I want to say is indeed a foreigner from Tang or Ming, but it doesn't matter..." Su Qi casually changed the subject, "By the way, how could you appear here?"

Xiao Chi paused, then withdrew her hand, her face darkened, and she said in a muffled voice, "When my father was leading the men in the village to resist the robbers, my mother asked Riji to take me and sneak into the woods."

lead?No wonder the skin and flesh on his hands are so tender, the family should not be an ordinary farmer...

While thinking, Su Qi asked, "What about the person who brought you out?"

"Ri Guitar..." Xiao Hina trembled, clenched her fists tightly, and said with hatred in her bright eyes, "Ri Guitar was killed by those bastards in order to let me escape."

Su Qi was silent, and stopped asking about her own situation, and instead asked: "Then what are you going to do next?"