Then jump up a tree and disappear.

"It's really fast... um..."

Mill had barely finished speaking when he was elbowed in the stomach.

What about not being able to hurt each other? !

Xia Ye grabbed his collar gloomy like a ghost: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Mir scratched his crotch calmly as usual: "Don't worry, I lied to you just now."

Xia Ye loosened his grip on his collar.

"The line about getting that guy to marry Sack is a lie..."

He clenched his hands again, and vaguely seemed to lift Mir up.

However, Mir remained calm: "I lied to you when I saw you pee."

Let go of her hand, Xia Ye would rather believe that Mir was lying just now at this shameful time, otherwise she felt that she...

"I didn't see it, I just heard the sound."

There was a loud noise in the forest, and countless crows flew into the sky.

……

Sac looked suspiciously at the two guys walking together from the outside. He was still sour when they both went out, and even felt like a light bulb.

Even this kind of person can have a woman!Such people! !

But after Mir walked in with Xia Ye covering his hands, Mir walked in with his hands in disbelief, because in any case, Xia Ye's painful appearance of covering his hands did not seem to have happened to him. that kind of thing.

"Why did it miss..." Xia Ye whispered.

"Because of the ban, that's already the scale of the damage." Mir replied while scratching his crotch.

The corner of Sac's mouth twitched: "Injury...are you trying to die again?"

"Death? Ha ha." Mir smiled mockingly, and suddenly many strange lines appeared on his face: "My heart and actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is justice!"

Sac seems to have seen a young blonde girl with long hair selling soy milk.

Mir wiped off the lines on his face, then patted Xia Ye on the shoulder and said, "Don't be angry, Yezi, at worst, I will suffer a bit, just take off your pants and show you."

As a result, Xia Ye gave her a glare, and then the girl sat in the corner of the cave without saying a word, lying on her side with her back facing them, sleeping.

Just a little panicked.

Women are really strange creatures. Why is he dissatisfied if he suffers voluntarily?

"What the hell did you do?" Sack asked Mir in a low voice.

Mir grinned viciously: "Time: a dark and windy night; location: a forest with dense leaves and no people; characters: a man, a woman, and a..."

"To shut up!"

Before he could finish speaking, he was hit by a stone.

"puff!"

But the stone seemed to be using too much force, so it was judged as an "attack", so it automatically bypassed Mir, and then smashed the force on Sac's face.

"Why???!" Sac, who was hit, roared to the sky.

Mir also lay down in another corner of the cave: "Sleep."

Sac pouted, and found a corner to wade over.

As for the misleading words that Mier said before, he didn't believe them at all. He might believe that Carlo's dead house or Ula... could have an affair, but Mir's kid is absolutely impossible!

If you want to talk about how to sleep in a cave, it is definitely not as comfortable as your own bed. The ground is cold and hard, and there are not even pillows. Because the nights in spring are still a bit cold, they all sleep in their clothes. of. (also impossible to undress)

Mir wanted to sleep without wearing it, but Sack resisted.

It would be scary to see his puppet joints in the middle of the night.

Although there are some magics arranged by Sac to improve the comfort level, it is obvious that this sleep is not so easy to sleep, at least Sac himself can't bear it.

He sat up and looked at the other two, then turned and walked outside.

Let's go out and relax, anyway, it doesn't matter if he sleeps or not, and monsters that can move at night are generally not a threat to him who has this ability.

Not long after Sac just went out, Mir opened a pair of dead fish eyes, and then walked out.

A white light flashed, and the cute and charming little Mir appeared on the stage!

It's going to be windy today.

The little guy kicked his little feet in children's boots on the grass at the entrance of the cave, and then bounced and ran away.

The old woman said that robbing is not allowed, she still has to listen, but stealing ≠ robbing, she won’t allow robbing, so can you steal while everyone is asleep?

The little guy who found a sleeping elf camp searched the body of the big elf sister who had a great figure, and this little sister actually had money!A full ten mira!

But no, Master Mir has always been aboveboard, how could he do such a despicable thing?What's the difference between that and a dastardly thief? ! !

So Mir-sama wants the young lady to have a clear goal.

After she took the money, she wrote something with a pen and paper and stuffed it privately into the slit in the middle of the spherical object of Miss Sister.

"Miss, I'm sorry, I need this money urgently, and Carlo will return it ten thousand times in the future!"

Then the little guy was hugging his belly with both hands and his limbs were suspended in the air.

"Night watchmen are in every team... why are you here, little guy?"

Mir, who turned his face away, felt a dazzling light.

End of this chapter

Asiya looked at the little thing in her hand in surprise. She saw a small shadow here and thought it was a monster in the forest or a dwarf, but she didn't expect to see it here again. Here comes the little guy.

Something is wrong, it is really wrong, why is this little guy who seems to have just started elementary school here?If she said she was here to participate in the competition, she wouldn't believe it even if she killed her. Could it be that she sneaked in?But only marked students like them can enter this area, or is it her mother...

Touch the belly, the soft touch is definitely the child, and smell it again, it is the familiar milk fragrance.

While thinking about it, the two legs of the little guy in his arms started kicking.

Ashiya quickly put her down.

Mir used his little boots to imprint a gray mark on Asiya's shoes.

Ashiya was not angry either, and shook her head helplessly.

The child seemed to hate being hugged.

After stepping on it, Mir tried to run away with short legs, but Ashiya reached out and grabbed her:

"Little guy, what's in your hand? I just saw that you took something from this big sister. A good boy can't do such a thing."

As she said that, she squinted her eyes to increase her deterrence. When she was at home, she made such an expression that could scare her younger siblings to death, and this little guy was younger than them.

"what!"

In the end, Mir was really intimidated by her, and immediately screamed and squatted down covering his eyes.

Now Asiya was a little embarrassed, and quickly took out a forehead protector to seal off her extremely sinful power.

(Second Disease: The sun god is sealed on my forehead! Even the moonlight cares for me!)

"Okay, it's all right now." Asya squatted down, and took advantage of Mir's inattention to snatch the ten-mila card that she couldn't hold tightly in her little hand.

Mir was startled, and hurriedly wanted to get the money back, but she couldn't reach her height by jumping, and she forgot again that she could fly.

So she had no choice but to hop around on the spot to grab the piece of Mira that Asiya held up high. After she found that she couldn't reach it by jumping, she began to grab Asiya's clothes and try to climb up.

Ashiya quickly brought her down: "A good boy can't take other people's money without their consent."

After finishing speaking, she held the little guy in her arms, ignored her struggle and lightly put the money back into another elf's bag.

There will inevitably be some small friction during the period.

Picking up the noisy little guy, Asiya looked helplessly at the elf girl who was still asleep, should it be said that she was very worried?She can still sleep so soundly in such an environment, and she can still sleep even when the little guy is making such noise.

"So little guy." Asya held Mir's small face with one hand and looked into her eyes: "Why are you here? No, even last time you had no reason to be there. Could it be that The dean asked you to give us some game tips?"

It's not right, it's right to let Luan Si do this kind of thing, why send a little guy?

Mir didn't answer, he broke his little face from Asiya's hand, and then bit her hand.

Asya quickly pulled out her fingers, and then rubbed Mir's head vigorously with some annoyance.

"Don't you want to say it? Forget it, the dean should be able to see you as soon as the 'live broadcast' starts tomorrow." She put Mir on a huge flower that appeared at an unknown time, as if she didn't intend to let Mir leave Yes, after all a child is dangerous in the forest.

"Go to sleep, you can go home tomorrow." After finishing speaking, she began to close the petals, as if replacing the bed with this thing, the power of elves is really practical.

Just don't know why the one in Mirbane keeps making impractical tentacles.

Mir jumped off the flower and wanted to run back, but Asiya grabbed her hand and lifted her back, slapped her soft butt lightly, looked at her seriously and said:

"Your mother should have told you some common sense, right? Try not to walk around at night in places like forests, because there may be strange things coming and going."

After finishing speaking, she took off Mir's boots, but was kicked in the face by Mir's itchy Mir because she accidentally touched Mir's feet.

"Hmm... Really, can't you be more honest, kid?" Asya pushed Mir's foot away.

If it was her younger siblings, she might have taught her a lesson, but for some reason, she didn't feel bored with this child, and...it's quite soft and fragrant.

After putting Mir's shoes away, Asya sat on the edge of the flower and patted Mir's little butt:

"Go to sleep."

Mir turned over and grabbed her fingers with two small hands: "I can't sleep, tell me a story."

Mir, who likes to listen to stories, let her tell a story when she knows someone!

Asiya looked at the sky, a little embarrassed, she doesn't tell stories to children very much.

But he still bit the bullet and said: "Once upon a time..."

The story was made up by her impromptu, it is not vivid, it is also the old-fashioned type of story, so when she talked about a CEO in the real world who jumped from the [-]th floor eagerly to save his wife, she was refuted by Mir:

"You are too fake! A president who jumped from the [-]th floor will be fine?"

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