Naughty Loli in Doll

There was a creepy laugh.

Princess Heitan nodded, and then looked at the queen with pleading eyes: "Mother, can you lift the curse on me, I..."

Before she could finish speaking, Wells, who played the queen, waved her hand, and then showed a pleasant smile:

"No, my dear daughter, you have to collect all the seven dwarves and summon the dragon to lift the curse."

Narrator: "In this way, Princess Heitan embarked on a journey to find the seven dwarfs while delivering grandma's biscuits."

"..."

The curtain is closed, the curtain is opened, and the picture changes again. In a gloomy room, Weiers looks at a mirror with a smile.

"Mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"Of course it's you, Princess Heitan's stepmother."

"...Oh ho ho? That's right, but your eyes betrayed you! Your eyes are clearly saying 'but there is one person in this world who is a thousand times more beautiful than you, and that is Princess Heitan'." Wei Er Si's voice suddenly became fierce, and then she turned her head to look behind her, "You hypocritical thing! Someone, drag it down and cut it off for me!"

Two soldiers rushed in and dragged the magic mirror down, and the begging for mercy could not shake the devil in the slightest.

This play is so exciting!

A staff member in the backstage looked at the director: "This doesn't seem to be in our script..."

The director waved his hand: "It's okay, the audience seems to like it."

"The queen was jealous of Princess Heitan's beauty, so she decided to add trouble to her journey, and she sent her own men—Shark Pepper to assassinate Snow White."

In another scene, what looks like a toy shark in the forest appears in front of the twitching summer night while holding a toothbrush and brushing its teeth.

"My name is..."

Then he was punched KO by a big mechanical fist.

"However, Princess Heitan's charm also attracted countless companions to follow her. Shark Pepper was punched and flew away by her companion Optimus Prime."

"Good job! Optimus Prime!" Luo Li shouted happily.

Mir gave her a contemptuous look, who told her not to move around just now.

But this drama is quite interesting, I want to go backstage to see what it looks like...

Mill looked left and right, and then jumped out of the seat while his sister was not paying attention.

Yi Qiu and Hui Qing, who were hiding on the ceiling, looked at each other, and then Hui Qing ran to follow Mir.

End of this chapter

"After learning that her subordinates were killed, the eerie, cute and evil queen was furious."

The narration sounded again, and the stage changed again. It was still Wells's gloomy-looking room, with several vague black figures kneeling there.

A voice suddenly came from the shadow: "The description of this empress is really good enough."

Although it was deliberately lowered, it was still clearly audible with the sound reinforcement magic props.

Wells smiled brighter: "Whose voice was that just now?"

"Report! That's the sound of a Shinigami high school student's drum washing machine." The person in charge of playing Grandma Liu immediately raised his hand.

Wells nodded, and said in a gentle voice, "Drag it down and cut it off."

Then two guards came and dragged the Phantom Thief Yade down, shouting injustice when being dragged down.

Weiers stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, and made a ladylike gesture to hide her smile: "A bunch of useless things, so many people sent over have not been able to kill Princess Heitan."

No no no, you just sent someone over.

"I have to do it myself."

The screen is again covered by the curtain, and the narration reappears.

"While the queen was thinking about strategies, Princess Heitan had brought her one hundred and eight brothers to collect seven dwarfs. Among the seven dwarves, some could grow bigger, some could harden, and some could see through. Clothes, some can become hot, and some can spray unknown liquids... and so on."

I wipe!Which bastard is this narrator?Don't you know there are many children here?

"They summoned the dragon, lifted the curse, stewed the dragon, and lived a happy life in the forest."

"But the good times didn't last long. Princess Heitan, who was busy with her work, finally remembered to deliver expired biscuits to grandma. After eating, grandma died of food poisoning on the spot. Princess Heitan was sued in court and lost all her belongings. She was Qingtian Zhu was also taken to the scrap yard and sold to pay off the debt, and now she can only rely on selling gas tanks for a living."

The curtain was pulled open, turning into brightly lit streets and alleys. It was night, and there were snowflakes made by capable people on it, and Xia Ye in tattered clothes appeared.

"Selling gas tanks, who wants to buy my gas tanks?" Xia Ye said this line with a blank face.

"Ah! I'm dead! The down-and-out goddess is so cute!" The voice of the girl Fuqie appeared from the audience.

Xia Ye's expression froze for a moment, then returned to its original state.

By the way, who is the editor of this drama?Is he really a genius? By the way, this is Snow White so slightly adapted?Why is it different from her impression?Shouldn't it be matches? Why is it a gas tank?

"Princess Heitan shouted with difficulty, but her voice became weaker and weaker, because the clothes on her body could not keep him warm in such weather, and the food she ate during the day could not increase her satiety. Suddenly, She saw a coquettish and beautiful old lady appearing in front of her."

"Ah, what a poor little girl." Wells touched her face.

With a stiff and sad expression, Xia Ye brought over a gas tank with both hands: "Excuse me, do you want to buy my gas tank? It can be blown up... Oh no, it can bring warmth to your whole room."

"No need, little girl, you look hungry and thirsty." Wells took out a banana: "Would you like to taste my poisonous apple?"

"..."

This drama is so good!

The backstage staff looked up at the director again: "Isn't that a banana?"

"Forgot to buy apples, take bananas instead."

"..."

Luo Li stretched out her small hand to grab a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into her mouth, then turned to look at her sister, but this glance caused the popcorn in her hand to fall to the ground.

"younger sister?"

"My sister is gone!" Luo Li covered her head in shock, causing people around to watch.

But Luo Li didn't pay attention to these, and jumped off the seat and ran to look for it.

"Luo Li!" Louise saw that her friends had left, glanced at the hot drama on stage, hesitated for a moment, and hurried to chase after her.

Although there seemed to be some movement from the audience, the performance on the stage still had to continue.

"Oh! Look..." At this point, Xia Ye's expression froze, and then he took out a small notebook from behind and glanced at it, and then continued: "Oh! Look at this beautiful apple, it seems to be from the permafrost Who could resist a banana as fresh as the ones mailed into the desert... fresh apples?"

Narrator: "Princess Heitan ate that fragrant...apple, but she didn't die on the spot as the queen thought, because she was addicted to a snack called 'Jinkela' when she was adventuring with her companions, and it has long since passed away. Poison does not invade."

Wells on the stage retreated with a creepy smile, while Xia Ye pretended to be weak and lay down on the ground, holding a match in one hand and slowly putting it on the gas tank.

"Princess Heitan, who was cold and hungry, had no choice but to light her own gas tank to keep herself warm. A miracle happened! On this day, people in the whole city, including the queen, saw her late father and king that night. .”

……

At the backstage of the theater, a cute little loli who can get free tickets ran here on short legs, startling the staff.

A little sister bent over and looked at Mir: "Little friend, did you get separated from your parents?"

Mir didn't answer her, but pointed at the dinosaur doll cover next to him with starry eyes: "I want to wear that!"

"Eh?" The young lady smiled: "No, that's the prince's coat."

Whose prince Zhang is so weird?

However, Mir walked over and grabbed the suit with his little hands: "I want to wear it!"

Unreasonable trouble is a child's weapon.

She thought it was pretty cool.

The young lady looked at the vexatious little girl in distress, and looked at the director nervously: "Director."

Although the child was very unreasonable, she didn't want to kill her. If she wanted to ask why, it could only be that the child was too cute.

This holster was meant to be worn by her.

Because it was not a repertory troupe resident in the capital, they did not recognize the little princess Mir.

The bearded director raised his eyebrows: "It's okay, let her try."

Anyway, if you know it doesn't fit, you will give up. Children are easy to guess, not to mention that this kind of leather case is so hot, and it will make you sweat when you wear it in this kind of weather. The little girl must not be able to bear it.

This is a new leather case that no one has ever worn, not even tried it on, otherwise no one would have the heart to let such a cute little loli touch such a thing.

Mir happily opened the zipper and got in with his short legs, and then turned into a puppet inside.

All the staff looked at the dinosaur holster that was inexplicably propped up, and then watched it run to the stage waving its short hands in bewilderment.

"!!!"

Narrator: "Because of the gas explosion, the princess fell into a deep sleep. Only the kiss of true love can wake her up. Countless people who learned about this incident came to this city. There are princes, princesses, Kappa, and Stand-in messengers...but they all died of gas poisoning because they were too weak..."

"By the way, this setting is so messed up. I fell in love with it the first time we met... Ah, bad! I forgot to turn off the mic, just now doesn't count!"

"..."

Where is this cheap narration?

Then on the stage, a dinosaur waving its small short hand turned around and knocked the props away, and the silly dinosaur appeared.

Sac's narration suddenly turned pale with shock: "Oh? Male lead, it's not your turn yet... Kekeke! Finally, a handsome dinosaur prince from the Jurassic era arrived, and he defeated Gas Poisoned, he stubbornly came to the princess and gave her a kiss of true love."

What?kiss?

Mir was stunned, and then reacted. Wearing this cool leather case, he ran to the summer night lying on a luxurious big bed prepared by someone, and then controlled the leather case...

He bit Xia Ye's head with one bite.

"..."

Xia Ye: Don't let me know who is in the leather case!

She pulled her head out of the mouth of the dinosaur's holster, and held the dinosaur's short hand with a stiff expression.

Is the director's aesthetics okay? Seeing this kind of prince, the audience must... the audience must be very fanatical? !wipe!Another moved to tears!

And the girl Fuqie in the corner gritted her teeth: "Damn it, you actually hold the hand of the goddess!"