Naughty Loli in Doll

"I'm not, you mistook me for the wrong person. In fact, my name is Carlo Liervik, and I'm an otaku." Mill decisively threw the pot away.

"Oh~ so it's not Mir—did you think I would say that?! Are you questioning my eyesight and IQ?!"

The steward seemed a little annoyed, and began to ravage Mir's head with both hands.

However, it didn't have any practical effect. Mill felt that his head was still strong enough, but it was uncomfortable enough to be teased like this.

"Speak up if you have something to say! Give me back your head first, you make it difficult for me!"

"Oh hoo? I'm still curious about what race you are? It doesn't matter if your head is removed, is it a flying head?" After speaking, the dormitory manager looked at the fractured part of Mir's head, and saw a toy-like of the connection.

"Fuck! Are you so afraid that I will tell Irene?" Mir directly said that my mother is your boss, so be careful that I will let her deduct your salary.

Unexpectedly, the dorm manager stroked his chin and said, "Irene and I have been friends for many years, and what do you think will happen if I tell her that you broke into the girls' dormitory?"

Damn, did the bba make so many friends when he was young?but……

"You can tell her whatever you want, but can you give me back my head first?" Mir's headless corpse—no, it was a headless body stretching out its hands.

The steward thought for a moment, then returned Mir's head to him: "Boy, I will tell Irene the truth about what happened today."

You can say whatever you want, if I have a little thing, I will lose.

Mir put his head back in and went to the window.

"What are you doing? This is the eleventh floor!" The housekeeper grabbed his collar to stop him. She didn't think a D-level kid could simply jump from the eleventh floor without injury.

? ? ?Ma Dan, is that chick Xia Ye so ruthless?Just punch yourself from the second floor to the eleventh floor?

Mir blinked and said innocently: "Then I can't go out through the main entrance."

"That's right, it's bad if you see something you shouldn't see." The steward stroked his chin and said, "How about you take your head off and let me wrap it with something, and then..."

Before she could finish, Mir jumped off...

boom! ! !

A big hole was smashed under the girls' dormitory.

Because the movement was too loud, heads in the women's dormitory window were missed to observe the situation. The men's dormitory next door was not to be outdone and looked over, but there was a magic spell that interfered with the observation, so they could only I saw a figure.

Mir crawled out of the pothole, patted the dust on his body, turned around and blew a kiss to the girls' dormitory, and then walked away under the contemptuous eyes of the girls and the worshiping eyes of the boys.

"Heh, kid." The housekeeper smiled helplessly, and lit a cigarette for himself.

Then she hit a water polo shot.

The instigator said blankly: "Miss Dorm Manager, smoking is not allowed in the dormitory! This is still a rule set by you."

"Okay, okay, I don't smoke." The clothes are all wet...

Seeing the gradually revealed color of the underwear, Miss Su Guan looked helpless.

Why did I set such redundant rules in the first place?She didn't smoke at first, but after being influenced by that guy Irene, she also started smoking, but she quit first.

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"Didn't expect that? I'm back!" Mir stood in front of Xia Ye's door and raised his hands to show his return.

In the end, what greeted him was Miss Xia Ye's disdainful eyes like looking at a cockroach.

"Why are you still coming back?"

"Why can't I come back? Is it your intention to beat me to the girls' dormitory?! We feel so sad, we have to kiss to get up." After speaking, Mir fell to the ground.

So he was kicked by Xia Ye.

The girl who was still not satisfied after kicking took advantage of the situation and said: "Why do bedbugs like you still live in this world?"

What the hell!

nmd, wsm? !

When I was like this in front of Irene before, Irene coaxed and hugged me, but why are there cockroaches and bedbugs in front of a woman like you?Is there such a big difference in treatment between loli and teenagers?

Mir, who felt that his life was unbalanced, lay on the ground and fell into thinking, although both of them were Him.

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Mir, who successfully killed himself and made the girl feel good about him, wisely began to change the subject:

"By the way, you seem to have a class tomorrow."

Seeing that Xia Ye was successfully attracted by his words, Mir went on to say:

"Our special class is based on practical training. You don't need to attend classes before the training starts, but you still need to master the basics, so you will be the only one in class tomorrow."

After hearing this sentence, Xia Ye seemed to be in a bad mood, and his complexion gradually turned gloomy. After all, he had been assigned to a class before he learned that other people could fish, and only when he was going to class, no one would feel that way. Neither will be balanced.

"I see." Xia Ye's voice seemed a little depressed.

Although I feel unbalanced in my heart, my basic knowledge is indeed poor enough, and I don't even master the language of this world.

"But you don't have to worry too much. I don't have anything to do tomorrow. I will go with you." Mir actually began to comfort others. This incredible behavior seemed to surprise Xia Ye.

Although it still doesn't change the fact that his image on a summer night turns into a bug.

But there is just a touch of emotion.

"By the way, the quilt was given to you yesterday. It's still new, and I haven't used it yet." Mir took advantage of the opportunity to bring up this matter.

Quilt?If he didn't bring it up, maybe he had forgotten about it.

"Yesterday... when did you cover me with the quilt?" Xia Ye asked a little shyly, this is a very important question.

Mir, a genius who thinks his EQ has reached the top, of course knows what Xia Ye is referring to. He thinks he should pretend he doesn't know anything at such a time.

"Don't worry, I didn't see you crying yesterday." However, he seemed to have misunderstood that he didn't know anything.

So in Xia Ye's eyes, he was teasing himself on purpose, so Mir was kicked out by the red-faced Xia Ye, who didn't know whether he was ashamed or annoyed, or both.

Women are really strange creatures, Mir sighed in his heart, is it true that even with his own emotional intelligence, he can't understand women.

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"I'm back playing cards again."

Mir waved his hand and greeted the two dicks he had ridiculed.

At this time, the two of them were watching TV, and they didn't know where to find the CD. It seemed to be a fantasy TV series with the theme of horse training.

Mir was also embarrassed, which is rare: "Are you guys so bored? Are you doing nothing to watch this?"

"This disc was brought by Sac. He said that it is very popular in this world, but it is not as good as my magical girl." Carlo frowned, as if he was dissatisfied that Sac wasted such a long time .

"I really can't blame me, this TV series has a lot of comments in this world... By the way, didn't you go to Xia Ye, why did you come back to find us two dicks?" Sac deliberately emphasized the word dick.

Mir shrugged helplessly, and replied: "I was kicked out by my sister. It seems that no matter how high your EQ is, you can't understand women's psychology."

emotional intelligence?This word will never have anything to do with you.The diaosi duo thought in unison.

"Would it be you who flew to the women's dormitory floor just now?" Sac narrowed his eyes and looked at Mir: "Damn it, you did such an enviable thing! How did you break through the magic barrier that blocks men? "

Carlo on the side also looked at him with a jealous look, even though he has always said that he can't appreciate three-dimensional women, but Mir's things are undoubtedly done by the kind of male harem master, which makes him How can we not feel jealous?

"...It will be tears if I talk too much, can we not mention this, let's continue playing poker." Saying that, Mir pulled out his thousand card stuck in the door, and a part of it was cut off. in.

As soon as he mentioned poker, the two became angry: "You pay a thousand for playing poker without penalty, and you have made all the cards in it like this, and you are playing a fart!" Carlo grabbed it out and put it aside. of several cards, five three.

"Then are we waiting for Wells here? Have some fun, brothers!" Mir slapped the table and shouted loudly.

"Then why don't we play video games?" Carlo took out the red and white machine.

"I'm tired of playing those few cards of yours." Mir scratched his butt with dead eyes.

Carlo felt a little annoyed: "Then what are you talking about?"

Mir didn't answer him, he swooped down on the sofa.

"Speaking of which, the three of us are still single. What do you think those girls think? No one is chasing us three handsome guys." Mir lay down on the sofa and began to talk for nothing.

Although he already knew that Mir was shameless, Sak still wanted to spit out the slot:

"I have great doubts about your sentence 'we three handsome guys', it seems to be mixed with a third of water."

"Sak, how can you underestimate yourself like this?!" Mir covered his mouth and said in surprise.

"He's talking about you!" Carlo slapped him hard on the forehead, then squatted on the ground with his hands covered.

"So why can't we find a girlfriend?" Mill ignored the two people's doubts about his beauty.

Sac squeezed his chin, and then expressed his opinion from an objective point of view: "Needless to say, you are not handsome, and your personality is also out of character. Carlo may be because he is too serious... and I came to There were two times, but the first love broke up after hearing that I had a good relationship with you two."

"Am I very angry?" Carlo said with an incredulous expression.

The other two nodded at the same time.

"Women are really weird. Who can make everyone like them?" Mir scratched his butt with dead fish eyes: "So what type of boys do girls like?"

Sac hesitated for a moment, and then said: "There are many girls in our academy who are Lily."

"Really?" Carlo's eyes widened, seeming a little excited.

"My ex-girlfriend has gone to Lily, will I lie to you?" Sac broke out the shocking news helplessly.

The other two looked at Sak in shock. I heard that this kid broke up after being cheated on last time. However, although he was angry, he didn't bother anyone. The person who is still cowardly when he is green, turned out to be green by a girl.

Mir's eyes widened and he said strangely: "Oh~ that's no wonder I don't like girls."

"In other words, we may be single for the rest of our lives, or my Meili sauce will not betray me." When mentioning Meili sauce, Carlo laughed idiotically.

The two tacitly ignored his idiot-like expression.

"It's decided!" Sac said with a serious face, "Let's dress up as women and go get the girl!"

Carlo and Mir looked at Sac in shock, unable to believe that such words came from him.

Carlo even sat down on the ground in surprise.

If Mir said this sentence, although Carlo was surprised, he would not have such a violent reaction, because he was used to Mir's abnormality, but Sac, a serious ghost, was so surprised, couldn't it be Has he finally been assimilated by Mir? !

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