I Am a Taoist Person of Time, Transforming Pangu and Stepping on the Way of Heaven, Suppressing the

"In the future? You fucking owe me the hammer, when I light the lamp!"

"Huh? Whoops, my head, don't hit me. If you hit me again, I'll turn against you. Believe it or not, I'll be whipped five times in a row..."

"Ah, rat tail juice, look at my Yongxin electric shock baton!"

"Ow..."

If you want to say that this Kunpeng demon master is really miserable, it is not good for you to offend anyone, but you have offended this Taoist Mietian who was merciless back then, who dared to beat up ten thousand immortals in the little golden fairy realm.

The Wanxian back then was already in the realm of Daluo Jinxian, each of them was extremely sturdy, and the Daoist Mietian controlled the power of the law.

The most hateful thing is that this guy still has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he has to beat 1 people to make it, and even one less will do!

"Who is that Yongxin? What is an electric shock baton? Shouldn't it be a lightning baton? Besides, I don't think Fellow Daoist Mietian has a bat in his hand!"

"I don't know, it's probably some great god, let's just watch the show."

"That's right, it's all about watching a play, and the dignified Zhunsheng was beaten up, it's exciting to watch."

"Hahaha, you dared to laugh at me before, Wanxian was defeated by a little Mietian, and now he is devastated, he deserves it, he deserves it, and he tricked me to shave my head and become as bald and shiny as him, what did he think? of."

"He's looking for you too?"

"I'm looking for you too!"

"Hmm, but I didn't agree, I just rely on my face to pick up girls."

"Fellow Daoist, see the same thing, it's hard to find a confidant..."

On several hilltops in the distance, several great Luo Jinxians were watching a play.

"Fellow Daoist, can you save me some face!"

Donghuang Taiyi really couldn't stand it anymore, and if he continued to fight, this veteran Kunpeng would have no face to come out in the future. Even if he did come out, few immortals would be willing to listen to him fooling around.

"kindness?"

Sitting down on Kunpeng's face, he let out a loud and loud fart, Lin Feng rubbed his stomach strangely, "It's strange, I haven't eaten anything strange recently, maybe it was eaten before the last retreat Is that waist poisonous?"

Wow...

This friendship is fierce, even farting is so different, extraordinary!

The eyes of the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit became brighter and brighter.

cough cough...

Fart, it doesn't stink.

But Donghuang Taiyi still bowed his hands at Taoist Mietian in embarrassment, "Fellow Daoist, can you get up and talk, this doesn't seem too good."

stand up?

Lin Feng stood up straight away, and glanced sideways at Taoist Kunpeng lying on the ground. Lin Feng was startled when he saw it. No wonder everyone said that the Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. This Kun has a bigger mouth, and he didn't smell the emotion , Let this Kunpeng swallow it in one gulp!

Good guy, I'm really a good guy, thank you Kunpeng range hood.

It shouldn't be so stinky, it won't be foaming at the mouth and bleeding from the seven orifices, you, this is a bit exaggerated, Kunpeng.

"Kunpeng Emperor Buddha!"

Donghuang Taiyi was also taken aback. The Kunpeng exhaled more breath than breathed in, but the exhaled gas was extremely smelly. He had already helped the Kunpeng demon master, but it was too smelly, and he had the appearance of the emperor anyway. So disgusted, he pressed Kunpeng's head to the ground with a disgusted look on his face.

"Fellow Daoist, this is somewhat excessive."

"Or, you come!"

"Uh, this, the poor monk doesn't like to fight, as the saying goes, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."

"Pull it away."

"Fellow……"

"Can you try beeping again?"

Donghuang Taiyi's face was ashen and sallow, as if he had eaten a dead mouse, he couldn't swallow for a while, white smoke was rising from his bald forehead, "Daoist friend, I will take Kunpeng away first, We will meet again in the mountains and rivers in the future!"

Donghuang Taiyi suddenly turned into that terrifying three-legged Golden Crow, one of its claws directly hooked Demon Master Kunpeng, soaring into the sky.

As for why he was not holding Kunpeng, or carrying him on his back, perhaps only the immortals of that day would know.

After all, in their line of sight, Kunpeng was like a biochemical monster, foaming at the mouth, black smoke from his mouth, rolling his eyes, just like that jet all the way, under Donghuang Taiyi's claws, towards the North Sea went.

"Did you fart?"

"Damn it, if you let it go, who the hell are you?"

"No, the smell is from far to near. Could it be that old bird Kunpeng spit it out?"

"Damn it, this guy's bad breath is so bad, look, those monsters are all smoked to death!"

"Bull beep..."

On the other hand, Lin Feng, his old face was flushed, Kunpeng, who told you to kill me to provoke me, after my buddy got this drop of great witch blood from Empress Houtu, he has always been able to get in and out, it's hard to get out I let you catch it, it was not wasted at all, I swallowed it all.

"Fellow Daoist, your farts are so loud, extraordinary and mighty!"

Gui Ling walked in front of Lin Feng excitedly. In this world, the strong are respected. The attitude Lin Feng showed just now is enough to prove that he is definitely a very reliable existence.

So much so that Gui Ling can describe Lin Feng's uncivilized things like letting go of his gas, which is also a cap.

The old blushing Lin Feng smiled awkwardly, "Then what, if you don't follow her, she will run away."

As early as when he was fighting against Kunpeng, Lin Feng went all out, so he let Hang'e go away, so that the current Hang'e didn't know where he went.

"Who? Fellow Daoist, don't worry about that, I want to spend time with you..."

"Hey, look, damn it, what a bullshit..."

Gui Ling looked strangely at Lin Feng and suddenly pointed behind her, pure as Gui Ling, turned her head in surprise, strange, there was nothing, but when she turned her head, there was no sign of Lin Feng.

It has always been Lin Feng's style to run away after flirting, so Gui Ling's eyes were red, "You wait for me..."

Lin Feng, who had already followed Chang'e, felt a little helpless. Seeing this poor Chang'e, who is also Chang'e of later generations, walk under a mountain, he couldn't change his mind, so he just hit his head on the mountain like that. Once, once, again, a strange rhythm came out.

Iron boy!

Lin Feng heaved a sigh of relief, who makes brother kind, let me give you a ride.

He grabbed Heng'e's collar casually, jumped up, came to the mountain, looked in the direction she was going, and then slapped Heng'e's upturned buttocks, which had already started walking, With a kick, "Go, Pikachu..."

I will send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent and black...

???

Lin Feng looked at the front tens of thousands of miles away in bewilderment, damn it, good guy, something really happened this time.

Standing on Houyi's shoulders, Kuafu, who was patrolling outside the Jiufeng Tribe, was taller than the mountains. At this time, he was probably tired from walking. He leaned on a mountain and looked at the sky. the sun, talking to himself.

"Houyi, tell me, why do I have this inexplicable feeling, Riyou and I... um... hiss..."

"What's the matter with you?"

Kuafu tilted his head to look at Houyi with a bitter face, "I don't seem to be pure anymore!"

"Have you ever been pure?"

Hou Yi asked back.

"No, what I mean is, I seem to be trapped like that red cloud, woo woo, I'm dead..."

Abandoning Houyi, Kuafu burst into tears and ran towards his cave.

Houyi, who had just landed on a big tree, didn't finish his sentence of insanity. He looked at the two legs stuffed in the middle of Kuafu's buttocks in horror, and stared wide-eyed for a while, "Good guy!" Yes, I'm such a nice guy..."

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The author says:

Code word code word, who is so proud to give me some gifts, although Xiao Bai is bald and bright, but it is still possible to promise this matter with his body, is there any girl who sacrifices to make Xiao Bai happy...

Chapter 233 Destined, not sanctified, will eventually become ashes

This is an anal fissure!

"Fuck, wait, that's a monster, wait for me..."

"Father Kua, you uncle, wait, I'll help you pull it out!"

"You are also an innocent disaster, hey, your clothes are not torn."

Hou Yi hurriedly chased after it, turned into a stream of light, and in an instant was behind Kuafu's buttocks, and pulled those legs and feet straight out.

Looking at Kuafu's trousers intact, only slightly wrinkled, Hou Yi frowned slightly, but saw the girl who was pulled out by him?

This, the birth is not bad, this face looks a bit beautiful.

However, even if there is something wrong with the eyes, he is still a monster, so it is not suitable.

Hou Yi looked at Heng'e who appeared in front of him in surprise, her eyes turned white, and after she stood up, she walked forward again.

Hou Yi looked at Heng'e strangely, and followed her curiously. Where did it come from, and where was it going? Why was it so accurate...

On the other hand, Kuafu who was not far away kept looking behind his buttocks and tugged at his pants, as if there really wasn't a hole.

"These pants are almost as big as the Hulk!"

Lin Feng, who had already chased him over, looked at the undamaged underpants in surprise, and after looking at Kuafu, he wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

However, is there really a predestined relationship between Houyi and Heng'e?

Although there is a fate between heaven and earth now, there is a red thread involved, but there is no red thread involved in Houyi and Heng'e now.

Out of curiosity, Lin Feng stepped out and went to Hou Yi's side again, "Fellow Daoist, what's going on?"

Hou Yi also pointed strangely at the woman who was walking ahead, and shook his head slightly, "I don't know what's going on, she just appeared so suddenly and almost ruined my brother's innocence, now, I want to see Let's see what she's going to do."

Demon Master Kunpeng plotted against Hang'e, but it's really hard to say who died at the hands of Hang'e.

But if she died at the hands of the Wu Clan, then, with Heng'e's identity, even if she was a fool, she was still the daughter of Emperor Jun, and she would definitely provoke the Wu Clan, and it might be a war between the Lich and the Witch.

So, in the current situation, it seems that Heng'e's death was not caused by the witch clan?

Heng'e went all the way, all the way to the southwest.

Hou Yi followed behind, but soon reached the outermost edge of the Jiufeng tribe. Hou Yi stopped, watched Heng'e go away, and looked at Lin Feng beside him with a slight frown, "Fellow Daoist Mietian , I can't go there, it's the territory of the demon clan."