I Am a Taoist Person of Time, Transforming Pangu and Stepping on the Way of Heaven, Suppressing the

Hou Yi muttered, then looked at the large group of little witches following behind him, and watched them listen to gossip, Hou Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, "Ahem, continue to expand the territory, and by the way, some monsters on the road can All the ones raised in captivity have been raised in captivity, let's go..."

But Lin Feng slipped fast.

Not long after, I have already arrived at the place where the human race is, wait a minute, my eyes are blind.

and many more?

That's a guide, a quasi-mention!

Isn't it a pitch-black hair that is reluctant to shave?

Both of them are bald!

Wait, why are there a large group of bald heads in front of them, my boy, is this Buddhism established?

Out of curiosity, Lin Feng hurried to Jieyin Zhunti's side, rubbed Jieyin's bald head casually, and immediately gave Mie Tian a displeased look, "Why are you touching me, I'm not a girl."

Chapter 259 The Great Compassion Curse of the Great Desolation, DJ First, DJ First

bang...

huh?

So crispy!

Lin Feng knocked on the head of the lead in surprise, and the crisp echo caused the sleeping Zhunti to open his eyes. He looked at Lin Feng in surprise, and then looked at a small bag bulging on his head. With a speechless and depressed face, he suddenly became excited.

"Wait, Fellow Daoist Mietian, your technique looks good. I always feel that your technique is very good, and it can be used as a modeling tool for Jieyin!"

"Brother Zhunti, you are so fucking serious, why don't you do the styling? It hurts so much, okay? This is Mie Tian's hand, and it's not Di Jun's guy. I might as well go to Di Jun for styling! "

Jieyin was immediately annoyed, his face flushed with excitement, but after Lin Feng hit this one, he suddenly had a strange feeling as if he had hit the rhythm, as if, if this rhythm was played out, It can even give Lin Feng the illusion of being slapped on the Avenue of Power.

good guy?

Lin Feng opened his mouth wide in surprise, and glared at Jieyin, "Sit down, Zhunti's request, Pindao agreed, and watch me play the drums. By the way, Zhunti, you sit down too, close your eyes, and I will help you." Let's do that Buddha figure!"

"It's not what you are doing, I won't do it..."

Before he finished speaking, the Taoist received and led him, and he was surprised to see that Zhunti sat obediently beside him, letting the Taoist Mietian's hand be turned upside down into that brain-crushing posture, and bounced down again and again. .

"I want to become a fairy, happy as heaven, but in the end it's still those thoughts, lingering and never changing..."

What kind of ditty is this? It's so catchy.

While being beaten by Lin Feng, while listening to the tune that Lin Feng hummed, the hand that received the lead actually beat the beat on that thigh, which complemented Lin Feng's drum kit, good guy, I feel it, yes, Just shoot like this.

Zhunti broke out in a cold sweat, leading this guy, this brain circuit can't keep up with his rhythm.

I didn't want to just now, but this meeting is quite proactive.

"Namo Darayaya, Namo Aliyajana, Namo Aliyajana, Yuharajayada Tagadaya..."

What the hell!

Hearing Lin Feng humming Mayfair's version of the Great Compassion Mantra there, his eyes lit up like light bulbs, whether it was the reception or the quasi-mention, and he memorized every handwriting in the voice with excitement. Many things about Buddhism and Taoism emerged from these handwritings.

Good guy, these two guys are so recognizable!

Lin Feng sang this song that Feier often listened to in his previous life in that pair of Ys, the brisk version of the Great Compassion Mantra, and he himself sang along a little bit, even he himself didn't know what he was singing, These two guys are listening seriously.

On the other hand, the group of young monks of the Xiantian human race below all tilted their heads strangely, looking in surprise at the two masters who were standing behind the two masters, gaiting their horses, beating the master's head with both hands, and the head was still on the ground. Bit by bit, the thing I sang is somehow hilarious.

Isn't it knocking on the head of the ancestor?

Your five fingers are turning the master's head like a nine-yin white bone claw, you think it's a dish, are you playing a dish?

The group of little bald donkeys below all followed suit. I don't know why, but I always feel that the two masters and the guy named Daoist Mietian seem to be very awesome.

All of them were also sitting cross-legged on the ground, with their little heads bit by bit, their eyes closed, and they were very happy.

shit...

When Lin Feng saw the little bald donkeys shaking happily, he was also dumbfounded.

I'm really a good guy. I'm putting up a dazzling colorful neon sign. This is like a bar. If you find some bunny-eared girls and cat-eared girls, the business will definitely be booming.

Fomen's happy song live, and then accompanied by his drum kit, good guy, go to the DJ first, go to the DJ first...

Ji Xuanyuan stood not far away, looking at the situation here strangely, with question marks on his forehead, strange, why does my head follow little by little, what does it feel like?

Li Mu, Chang Xian, Da Hong, and Cang Jie, who were following behind Ji Xuanyuan, all nodded strangely, very rhythmically, like a street shoot.

"What's this called, it's quite emotional?"

Ji Xuanyuan looked at Lin Feng in amazement, and for a moment, his little brain kept lighting up rhythmically, and all the generals behind him did the same thing.

Here, after all, is Ji Xuanyuan's human race, more and more human races gathered, listening to the happy song "The Great Compassion Curse" in Lin Feng's mouth, everyone nodded in unison, Lin Feng looked a little confused, what a guy , an open-air music festival?

Or, teach them to call Mai?

Shout out thunder, black fear?

Come on, seeing that Jieyin Zhunti's heads were almost knocked out, even better than that of Di Jun, Lin Feng stopped, but Jieyin, who was still nodding, was stunned for a moment, surprised He raised his head and looked at Lin Feng, "Fellow Daoist Mietian, continue, what are you doing in a daze!"

Zhunti also looked at Lin Feng with some puzzlement, slightly weird, "It's very hilarious, what's the name of the little tune just now, it's not bad."

"The Great Compassion Curse! "

Lin Feng chuckled, but still hooked the shoulders of the two brothers, "You two have realized it, you can become enlightened, but from now on, you will compete with that Kunpeng Donghuang for luck, so you can do it yourself!"

ha?

Before these two guys looked up, Lin Feng had disappeared without a trace.

"Why did you stop!"

Ji Xuanyuan frowned, and then shook his head boredly. After seeing those who hadn't listened to the music leave, he suddenly frowned. This human race has no other entertainment except making people. The project is over, just the happy song just now, you can play it.

Thinking of Ji Xuanyuan here, he led many clansmen away while thinking about what that thing was called just now.

But this group of bald people are different at first glance, so they don't want to get in touch with them, otherwise, they can go over and ask, it's really hilarious...

When going back to the tribe, Ji Xuanyuan looked at Taoist Shi Chen standing not far away, and he walked over curiously, "Friend, long time no see, why didn't you help me out last time, I was hurt by that man again." The mother-in-law grabbed it back and almost squeezed it dry for me!"

"Good guy, why..."

Lin Feng was also dumbfounded, brother, your thoughts are too generous, if you go to the next generation, buddies will definitely call you the strongest!

"Help me hit the door, what are you doing?"

"Which door? The one above, the one below, the one behind?"

"My friend, what are you talking about above and below? Why can't I understand it!"

Ji Xuanyuan looked puzzled, there was only one door in his house, which door could it be?

Lin Feng: (ノへ~,)

It's because I think too much, you always say that, but you don't really feel sorry for me...

"It's nothing, by the way, how was the song just now, hi or not?"

"It's very good, it can relieve boredom."

"You know what a fart, that's called music!"

"music?"

Ji Xuanyuan's eyes lit up, "It sounds good, my friend can teach me."

"I am a fairy and a great witch. You are a human race. I will teach you what to do. However, if you are pleasing to the eye, look at this."

Lin Feng casually threw a stone onto a stone, made a crisp sound, and bounced back and forth several times.

Ji Xuanyuan's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, music, this is music, will there be a sound after the collision...

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The author says:

Xiaobai was thinking about it, while there was a picture, I peed laughing... Hahaha

Chapter 260 Styx's resentment, the place where the original cow beeps

Even Lin Feng didn't expect that Xuanyuan Huangdi invented music because he listened to his happy song "The Great Compassion Mantra".

I dare say that I am tired of creating human beings and feel too boring. Do you want to invent some other entertainment?

groove……

I think Lin Feng has lived for hundreds of millions of years, and he hasn't touched a woman's finger until now. Of course, being touched by a woman doesn't count, and he didn't take the initiative.

There are always some tigers who come to block his way of proving the Tao and becoming a saint.

what……

Sin, sin, I really want to make a mistake...

Lin Feng, who was about to leave the Xuanyuan clan, suddenly stopped in his tracks. Wait, that's the son of Xuanyuan Huangdi, good guy. How long has it been, thousands of years, to grow up so big?

You know, the innate human race, especially the human race handpicked by Nuwa in the Nawa Palace, each has an extremely long lifespan, especially the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, who lived for hundreds of millions of years, and invented compass cars, music and other things My son, I survived until the prehistoric world was broken, fighting with that Chi You, you will die.

Others are also extraordinary.

Lin Feng frowned strangely, but immediately thought that this is actually right, after all, they are not considered the Five Emperors, and it is normal for them not to survive Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, even Ji Xuanyuan's own son.

After all, it was his great-grandson, Chang'e's own father, who succeeded Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor as the emperor of the human race.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng didn't hesitate, stepped forward and left.

It didn't go far, Lin Feng looked at the unchanging Shennong in surprise, good guy, this guy is fooling people again, no, you fooling people, you should at least look at who you are fooling!

Good guy, look at the fooled goods, it's a bit fooled!

"Believe in me, I will live forever, enjoy the bliss forever in the long river of time, do the joyful things, be carefree, prove the Tao and become holy, Hunyuan Wutai Luo Jinxian..."

"It looks so awesome..."

Styx stood on top of the fire red lotus, with cold sweat on his brow, this guy is even more bragging than Shi Chen Taoist, good guy, Lu Ya will bow down to you when he sees you.

It's not that there is a big karma between this guy and Taiqing Laozi, Minghe really wanted to slap him to death.

It's not that recently I saw that many heavenly saints have come to the human race created by Houtu and Nuwa, and he will not come here. He just wanted to see how this human race is. Ask him if he knows Taiqing, Time, Mietian, Jieyin, and Lu Ya.