Datang: Touching the Corpse Li Yuanba at the Beginning

"Your Highness, I was just about to report this matter to you. This time, His Majesty walked on the grassland. A few days ago, his subordinates reported that His Majesty had arrived near Yanmen Pass. I think he is almost in Hebei today."

hiss!

"Old man, thanks for asking!"

"Hurry up, send someone to ask, where is the old man, if I don't pick it up, I'm afraid the old man will trouble me again!"

However, in the final analysis, ginger is still old and spicy!

More than a month ago, Li Shimin asked Li Wenhao to build a palace, and then walked sparsely for more than a month like traveling in mountains and rivers, and even played a surprise attack on Li Wenhao.

Thanks to Jin Yiwei being well informed.

Otherwise, Li Wenhao must have been kicked by Li Shimin.

Hearing this, Lu Wenzhao quickly sent out people to investigate. After all, Li Wenhao was kicked by Lao Tzu, and he might come back to kick these people's ass.

But things were far from as simple as they thought. After all, Li Shimin was also a person who had fought all his life. If he wanted to surprise his son, it would not be easy and enjoyable.

In the middle of the night, outside Fan Yang City, a mighty horse team suddenly came.

"Who is in the city?"

Fan Yangcheng's defenders are indeed elite, and they have already spotted this group of troops when they were hundreds of steps away from the city.

"Don't you know this is Fan Yangcheng?"

"Tell Li Wenhao that his father is here!"

"You fart, the old man of the crown prince is His Majesty, and he is currently resting in Chang'an City. If you dare to pretend to be His Majesty the Emperor, I think you don't want to live."

"Brothers, shoot the arrows!"

Li Shimin at the bottom of the city never expected that Fan Yangcheng's defenders would be so staunch, and they would shoot arrows at the slightest disagreement, scaring him and quickly retreating.

I wanted to pretend to be a wave, but now...

"Cavalry prepare, line up and leave the city!"

"Notify the general!"

"Notify His Royal Highness!"

"Here!"

The defenders of Fanyang City moved quickly, and after a while, the roads on Fanyang City became brightly lit, and soldiers on horses reported the news to the yamen of all parties quickly.

"I'm Li Shimin, what does that traitor want to do?"

"You said you were His Majesty?"

The gatekeeper's tone was full of disdain.

"This Great Tang belongs to His Majesty, can he go wherever he wants?"

"Why do you have to be like a villain like you, sneaking around in the middle of the night, you are not a good person at first glance, and dare to pretend to be Your Majesty..."

"Listen to my advice, get off your horse and surrender quickly, you may save the lives of the three clans, and you won't be completely dead."

"you……"

"Nizi, Nizi, this Nizi!"

Li Shimin gritted his teeth angrily, but there seemed to be no good solution, after all, the gate guard of Fan Yangcheng really didn't know him!

This is very embarrassing. Who can you blame for this?

Is it to blame the city gate guard?

Obviously impossible, people are doing their duty, okay?

But blame Li Wenhao?

It doesn't seem to be to blame, after all, you didn't notify others in advance, so who is to blame?

After thinking about it, it seems that Li Shimin can only blame himself for not taking a good road and insisting on a sudden attack. This is fine, and he is regarded as a bandit who came to attack...

Li Shimin: "In my life, I have been a soldier, a general, a commander, and even an emperor, but I have never been a bandit. I am still a bandit with a family."

"General, look, below..."

"Don't look, I haven't fought for a long time, and my body is rusted!"

The city gate guard, riding a tall horse and carrying a spear, rushed straight out of the city.

"Evil thief, dare to pretend to be His Majesty today, don't see that I have captured you, let His Highness kill your nine clans!"

"kill!"

The city gate guard is also a fool, he rushed up regardless.

Holding the long spear, he aimed straight at Li Shimin, and seeing that the spear was about to stab Li Shimin, suddenly an iron halberd flew out from the side, knocking down his long spear.

"Silly boy, do you still recognize me, Dian Wei?"

"you?"

"General Dian Wei?"

The guard of the city gate put away his spear and looked over carefully.

He got off the horse and ran directly to Li Shimin.

"The last general didn't know that it was His Majesty who was in front of him, and he was rude to His Majesty. Please forgive me!"

"Well, how do you know me?"

Li Shimin raised his head and asked.

"Back to Your Majesty, the last general does not know His Majesty, but the last general knows General Dianwei..."

The guard's answer made Li Shimin, who was in a better mood just now, sullen again.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me, forgive me!"

"Get up, it's not your fault, it's normal if you don't know me, besides, in the middle of the night, a large number of people appeared outside Fanyang City for no reason, you did a good job!"

Li Shimin signaled the guard to stand up, and a lieutenant behind him ordered someone to notify Li Wenhao.

Poor Li Wenhao, I just relaxed with a few young ladies, and the sweat on my body still hasn't disappeared...

Chapter 350 What If, What If...

"Your Highness, Your Highness, what a disaster!"

"It's a disaster!"

Li Wenhao, who was enjoying the warm and fragrant nephrite of his young lady, raised his eyebrows, and shouted at the door in displeasure, "What's the matter, is it the Turks calling, or the Goguryeo army entering the city?"

"No, neither!"

"Hey!"

"Your Highness, come out quickly. Your Majesty has arrived in Fanyang. He was still under the city of Fanyang just now. He was stopped by that idiot Liu Laosi. He is still waiting for you at the gate of the city!"

"Fuck!"

Hearing this, Li Wenhao's whole body tensed up, and cold sweat rolled down his back. As an old man, he really doesn't talk about martial arts, but if Lu Wenzhao came half an hour earlier, it would probably cause him infertility in his life. sterile...

"Quick, change my clothes!"

"No, no changing clothes.!"

"I'm in my pajamas!"

Li Wenhao rolled his eyes, and now he seems to be in no hurry to put on his clothes neatly, so...

Didn't Cao Cao run without shoes in the middle of the night?

"Prepare the horse!"

Li Wenhao was wearing pajamas and galloped out of the city.

Along the way, the rattling sound of horseshoes interrupted many happy young men and women.

"Who, do you have a sense of public morality?"

Just as I opened the window and wanted to scold, I saw pairs of soldiers rushing past on the street, and then retracted their heads resentfully.

"The sons and ministers see the father and the mother!"

Far away, Li Wenhao didn't even stop his horse, so he dismounted in a hurry, then ran over in a stumbling manner, knelt directly under Li Shimin's horse, hugged Li Shimin's thigh and began to cry. Call it a tragic one.

"Father, my son wants to kill Father!"

Li Shimin's originally extremely unhappy mood changed after seeing Li Wenhao's scene...

It's even more unpleasant. Anyone who is familiar with Li Wenhao knows that this guy is pretending and selling miserably, but let alone, this trick is easy to use.

At least Li Shimin couldn't teach Li Wenhao a lesson in front of civil and military officials. Moreover, Li Wenhao's real protector got out of the carriage as soon as he heard his cry, holding a baby in his arms.

"Dalang..."

"Mother, I want to kill my son!"

huh huh...

Li Shimin lifted Li Wenhao up in disgust, and looked at this attire again, he was really good at acting, fearing that Li Shimin would make trouble for him, Li Wenhao even took out the trick of greeting him backwards.

"You miss your dead mother too, why are you so cruel, and it takes you so long to leave!"

Empress Changsun began to hum, no matter how unhappy Li Shimin felt, he could only keep it in his heart.

But there is one thing to say, Li Shimin is really holding his breath!

It's like the old man came to his son's house, but he was stopped by the security guard when he didn't enter the house. The most hateful thing is that the old man bought the house with full money.

"Father, mother, hurry up and enter the city."

"Is this the little one?"

"Let me give you a hug!"

Li Wenhao carefully took his youngest sister in the arms of the eldest grandson empress, and kissed her little cheek lovingly.

Sizi who was sleeping soundly was woken up by Li Wenhao, but he didn't have the aura of getting up like other children. Instead, he opened his big eyes and looked curiously at the handsome little brother in front of him.