Datang: Touching the Corpse Li Yuanba at the Beginning

"It's only strange if you believe it!"

Xu Da didn't take Chen Qingzhi's words seriously at all...

After Xu Da left, Chen Qingzhi took a hasty bite of food to satiate the soldiers under his command. They took over the position on the mountain peak, and then pushed the foul-smelling wooden barrels up the mountain one by one.

"Give me the simple trebuchet and quickly assemble it!"

He took a sip of tea happily, as if the stench here didn't affect him at all, but if he looked carefully, he would find that Chen Qingzhi's nostrils were stuffed with two balls of cotton.

……

"General ten trebuchets, ready."

Chen Qingzhi took a serious look, then turned his head and said to the lieutenant general, "Go and tell Xu Da, get ready to enter the city!"

"Soldiers, aim at their city gates, barracks, let me go!"

"Here!"

Ten trebuchets, their precise goal is to throw the wooden barrels to the designated place, but it's okay if they can't be thrown, as long as they are thrown into the city anyway.

Bang bang bang!

One by one wooden barrels flew over in the sky. At first, the defenders of Kaesong thought it was some kind of siege weapon, but when the barrels fell to the ground and shattered, they realized that they were not weapons at all, but human gold.

In other words, human waste.

"Don't panic, this group of people has nothing to do, they even played tricks of children."

The guard of Kaesong stood on the top of the city and shouted, but before he could close his mouth, a wooden barrel exploded on the battlement in front of him, and a yellowish-yellow thing mixed with some kind of foul-smelling liquid flew directly into it. into his mouth.

"Ugh... Smecta!"

"Defend, don't mess around, vomit! Smecta!"

Countless wooden barrels flew over from the sky. These barrels were filled with human waste, which was collected by Chen Qingzhi in the past few days.

But don't underestimate these things. Although these things have no lethality, they can definitely make the enemy lose their ability to resist. Look at the top of the city, where is there a person who can stand?

"General Xu Da's coir raincoat is ready?"

With that said, Chen Qingzhi fired the cannon, signaling Xu Da to lead his troops to attack.

Although they didn't know what method Chen Qingzhi used, they didn't see any reaction from the top of the city when they waded through the moat all the way. On the contrary, they could smell the stench from the top of the city from a long distance away.

"Could it be that Chen Qingzhi used some kind of poison?"

Xu Da thought so.

"Hurry up, attack the city quickly before the enemy reacts."

Xu Da led a group of people to the city, erected the ladder, observed for a long time under the ladder, but did not see any reaction from anyone on the wall, all this went smoothly, so Xu Da thought, did the enemy do it on purpose?

But at this time, there is no chance to think so much. On the battlefield, opportunities are fleeting. If you can't grasp them, it will be difficult to wait for such opportunities.

"General, no one?"

"If there is no one, come with me!"

Holding a shield in his hand and a saber pinned behind him, Xu Da took the lead and cautiously climbed up.

"It stinks!"

"Tell brothers, cover your nose."

The wooden barrels in the sky are still falling. If you want to describe it carefully, there is no place to stand near the city wall and the city wall. To put it bluntly, it is the same as in medieval France. The streets are full of defecation. .

If someone sent a pair of high heels to the defender of Kaesong at this time, it would be beautiful, but unfortunately there is no such thing.

"Chen Qingzhi, force his mother!"

This was the first sentence Xu Da said after he climbed to the top of the wall, and then he quickly shut up, because just now his face was splashed with an unknown liquid emitting a foul smell.

"Kill... vomit!"

After all, Xu Dameng is a famous commander through the ages. Even in such a harsh environment, he was still relentless in killing people. He was the first to kill the guard of Kaesong. To be honest, it was really not Xu Dameng, it was this The defenders of Kaesong didn't expect that someone would rush up in the golden rain until the head fell to the ground.

"Follow me to capture the city gate!"

Suppressing his nausea, Xu Da waded through the filth and walked down the city. The more he walked, the more disgusting he became. In the low-lying places under the city, these things even formed small puddles, small puddles emitting a foul smell.

Now he really regrets it, why didn't he let Chang Yuchun come?

Could it be that Xu Da is someone who cares about such meritorious deeds?

"Hold on, and open the city gate with me!"

In front of the city gate, Xu Da fought fiercely with these 'yellow-robed' enemies for half an hour before clearing the place. Stepping on the corpses of the enemies, they came to the city gate. Open it, and the stepper A who had already been waiting outside the city pushed forward directly.

"Xu Da, have you pulled your pants?"

"It stinks..."

Coincidentally, Chang Yuchun entered the city here, and the golden rain stopped over there, as if targeting Xu Da.

"Chen An, each of you leads 2000 people, and seals off the other three city gates, so that no one soldier can escape."

"I'm going to chase His Royal Highness, you guys come after me in three hours"

Seeing the end of the battle here, Chen Qingzhi directly rode his horse towards the depths of Goguryeo, while still muttering in his heart, "Flick your clothes and hide your merits and fame. I have to say that His Royal Highness is really good at writing. General Da, if you want to thank you, I will skip it, everyone is doing their best for His Highness the Crown Prince."

Xu Da really wanted to thank Chen Qingzhi, without Chen Qingzhi, how could the Kaicheng be taken down without a single soldier?

The only one who was injured was because he couldn't bear the nausea, so he vomited himself and passed out...

"Where's Chen Qingzhi?"

After the battle, except for the [-] white-robed soldiers who blocked the rest of the city gates, Xu Da didn't see Chen Qingzhi at all.

"General Xu Da, my general said that Kaicheng is a foregone conclusion. He is just a little effort. General Xu need not thank you. He is now chasing His Royal Highness, and we are about to go. General Xu Da take care..."

"Easy to do?"

"No thanks?"

"Thank you so much for teaching me a good lesson!"

Looking at his 'gold', Xu Da said in frustration.

Chapter 376 I'm afraid my grandson will lose all

That night, Xu Da stayed overnight at the mansion of the Kaesong guard's family.

Those female relatives thought that Xu Da would choose a few good-looking girls to visit them. Anyway, if Xu Da really slept with someone, it would at least prove that their lives were saved, but...

"Find me the one with the cleanest laundry among you."

Listening to Xu Da's order, four middle-aged women with big arms and round waists stood up, with a blush on their faces, as if to say, "General, you are so bad!"

At this time, they didn't care about the stench on Xu Da's body anymore. They all knew that they wanted to survive, so they could only put their hope on the man in front of them, and they directly stuck to Xu Da in desperation.

"General, you really know how to choose. The few of us are called four big bed girls in this mansion..."

Zheng!

Xu Da drew out his saber directly, "Stop, stand there for me!"

"Oh, General, how good are you!"

A middle-aged lady lowered her head, walked up to the saber, and put the button of her clothes on Xu Da's blade pretending to be shy, "Does the general like to play like this?"

"vomit!"

Xu Da just for a while, and now he started to vomit again, this person is really too...

"You guys, clean up my clothes for me. If you can't wash them clean, then you don't have to live."

"You guys, go and boil me the bath water!"

To be honest, this is the first time that Xu Da took off his armor before the end of the war, mainly because...

If this armor is not taken off, there will be no need to fight in this battle in the future, Xun will be able to smoke the enemy to death.

"Sister, why do you think these generals went to Smecta? Why did they all run out of a cesspit?"

"Sister, be careful with Smecta. I heard that Tang people like to eat a food that smells worse than latrines. Maybe they just ate that thing, Smecta..."

"Understood, Smecta! The people of the Tang Dynasty are really perverted..."

……

At this time, Chen Qingzhi's face was full of spring breeze, full of spring peach blossoms, he just won a battle, which is really cool.

Because he already knew that Hanzhou was a dead city, Chen Qingzhi did not go into the city to disturb those dead souls, but bypassed Hanzhou and took down a city.

"General, the Han River is ahead. His Royal Highness is now marching towards Rongzhou. If we want to catch up with His Royal Highness, the fastest way is to go by water."

Looking at the turbulent river, Chen Qingzhi felt boundless pride in his heart.

"Well, take the water route, but let me write a poem first."

"A big river is long and long!"

"White-robed warriors are busy fighting!"

"Fight Kaesong and fight Rongzhou!"

"A word of shit, the enemy is cold!"

"Good poetry, good poetry..."

Chen Qingzhi's funny nature was brought into full play at this moment. It is estimated that no one would have thought that the commander-in-chief of the white-robed army, who left a great reputation in history, was actually a funny one?

"Wait, guys, I seem to be seasick?"

Chen Qingzhi looked at the obviously uncomfortable boats in front of him and said with some resistance.

"General, this is all the ships we can find so far..."

The deputy general's words dispelled Chen Qingzhi's thoughts, but who is Chen Qingzhi?

"Everyone, I think the East Route Army has His Highness the Crown Prince, and they don't need our help at all. Why don't we take advantage of our cavalry and go straight to Xiongzhou?"

"When the time comes, we will meet up with Zhou Yu's subordinates in Xiongzhou and march eastward?"

The lieutenant general under Chen Qingzhi wiped the sweat from his head, as if you were the chief general and you have the final say, but why is there such a trace of contempt in his eyes?