Douluo: a Random New Soul Skill Every Day

Douluo: A random new soul skill every day

Author: Professor Gan Qi

Introduction:

Funny ratio, joy, slap in the face... all in the book!

Is Titled Douluo amazing?

I see that you are a titular comic! "

001 I can forget my name too!

Zhang Ge looked up at the big iron gate directly in front of him, his eyes were a little dull.

There are four large characters written above the big iron gate - Notting College.

Unexpectedly, I actually traveled to the Douluo Continent!

But... why did I go straight to the gate of Notting College in the Douluo Continent?

This is outrageous!Everyone travels to the Holy Soul Village first, my good guy, is it okay if I go directly to the gate of Notting College?

It's like when someone gets married, they don't even pay homage and just throw it into the bridal chamber!

Why don't you just throw me at the gate of Shrek Academy more directly?That's more enjoyable, not only is it equivalent to going directly into the bridal chamber, but it's also the kind where all the clothes have been taken off!

"According to the system analysis, you are too weak now, and you will be kicked out if you throw it at the gate of Shrek Academy." A mechanical female voice suddenly sounded in my mind.

"Are you a cheat for the system? You'll be kicked out even if you have cheats?...You're really the weakest cheat I've ever seen. Stop talking nonsense and quit the group yourself!"

system:(?_?)

At this moment, footsteps and voices sounded from behind: "Little San, you just..."

Zhang Ge was shocked, Xiaosan? !Damn it!My mistress was exposed!Never let my girlfriend hear it!

The next second he was silent.

He remembered that two days ago, his girlfriend passed away.

Um... To be precise, it's an air leak.

On the way to buy a new girlfriend, he stumbled and fell into the sewer where the manhole cover was stolen, and then traveled here.

This is extremely logical, and the connection is seamless!

Looking back, seeing two people, one old and one young, slowly walking towards the gate, Zhang Ge finally remembered the plot he had seen before. This was Tang San reporting to Notting College under the leadership of Old Jack.

When the two saw Zhang Ge, they nodded politely as a greeting, and Zhang Ge also nodded in response.

Old Jack smiled and said, "Son, are you also a student of this Notting College?"

"It's coming soon." Zhang Ge said.

In memory, his identity is set as a work-student student from Niujia Village, with the protagonist buff of 'Parents died early'.

Old Jack asked, "Are you also a work-study student?"

Seeing Zhang Ge nodding, Tang San smiled and said: "Then we are classmates! Hello, my name is Tang San."

Just as Zhang Ge was about to speak, the big iron door opened, and the concierge with 'arrogance' written all over his face came out: "What are you doing..."

Zhang Ge continued subconsciously: "Is this a place where you country people can come?"

Old Jack Tang San and the concierge were all stunned.

The concierge said dully, "You... how do you know what I want to say?"

Nonsense, you were beaten because of this, who doesn't know?

Just as Zhang Ge was about to speak, the female voice from the system suddenly rang again: "Received the mission: beat up the doorman. Mission reward: reawaken the martial spirit, and obtain a random soul skill. Tip: If Tang San preempts the attack, the mission will fail , the system will be stripped."

Zhang Ge's originally awakened martial soul is a sickle with a third-level soul power. If he loses his golden finger, he might have to mow grass in the future!

So there is no need to go through the procedure, just beat him up directly, and Tang San can't make a move!

Zhang Ge suddenly pointed behind the concierge: "Dean!"

The concierge was stunned for a moment, and turned his head suddenly. There was no one behind him. He was in a bad mood. Zhang Ge had already come behind him and kicked his ass!

thump!

The concierge fell like a dog.

Beaten, but there is no prompt to complete the task.

Then keep beating!

Zhang Ge jumped on the porter and smashed down with punches!

"You're the counterfeit! You're the one who's funny! You're the one who's the biggest joke in the world! You're the one who's the most ridiculous! You're the one who's fake! You're the beggar!"

Zhang Ge was the same age as Tang San at this time, but the doorman he was fighting had no power to fight back!

The main reason is that Zhang Ge's attack is very dark, and he specifically picks on the weaknesses of the ribs and the bridge of the nose.

A punch to the ribs is more sour than an electric shock, and you can instantly experience the pleasure of suffocation;

Getting punched on the bridge of the nose was even worse, tears and snot flowed uncontrollably, and your mother didn't know who was crying.

"Congratulations! Overcompleted the task!...but the task reward remains the same."

The reward remains the same, what do you mean?

Seeing the scene in front of them, Old Jack and Tang San opened their mouths wide open.

Old Jack: This kid looks pretty and handsome, but I didn't expect him to be so aggressive with his hands!

Tang San: This person picks out the weak points of the human body, obviously he is also a practitioner, if you fight against him in the future, you have to be careful!

The task was completed, Zhang Ge got up, the concierge had been beaten miserably, in pain and shame: "Stinky boy! You are courting death!"

At this time, a somewhat hoarse voice sounded: "Okay, stop."

The concierge was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned into tears with anger: "Master! You are back! I was beaten!"

Several people looked back, and a middle-aged man who was a bit thin walked over. This man was the master.

Master, formerly known as Yu Xiaogang, aliased as Dragon Riding Warrior, Dragon Master, and Pope's Concubine, although the level is not high and the strength is not strong, but the women around him are more powerful than each other.

The master glanced at the concierge, and then at Zhang Ge: "At such a young age, his combat effectiveness is quite impressive."

Zhang Ge said: "Master, a scholar can't be humiliated. He insulted us, saying that our certificates are forged, and that we are beggars!"

concierge:......

I didn't say that!Before I could say it, you beat me up!

The master was silent, and the concierge didn't say these words, but he knew exactly what the concierge was like.

After checking that the concierge was not seriously injured, the master stretched out his hand: "Please show me your proof."

After submitting the certificate, the master looked at it and said, "Well, both certificates are true, old man, leave this child to me. Child, come with me too."

Old Jack showed a happy smile: "Thank you! Master, then this child will trouble you! Little San, you must be obedient!"

Tang San nodded obediently, and followed the master with Zhang Ge.

"This time can be regarded as a lesson for you, and next time, you don't have to stay." The master said to the concierge.

The concierge broke out in a cold sweat, and stepped aside obediently.

Masters and children are all showing off, only Lao Tzu is being beaten!

The concierge is so depressed!

Entering the college, Zhang Ge looked around, well, it seems that it would be nice to go directly to Notting College!

"Teacher, thank you." Tang San said to the master.

"I am not a teacher at the academy," said the master.

The familiar dialogue unfolded, and Zhang Ge felt like watching a stage play.

......

"I'm just a resident who eats and drinks here. You are the same as everyone else, call me Master. Everyone calls me that, I even forgot my own name..."

Zhang Ge was stunned.

What is it to pretend to be B without peeing?This is!

"I forgot my name, everyone calls me Master, and you call me Master just like them." This is a golden sentence pretending to be B!

I can forget my name too!

I forgot my name, everyone calls me big brother, you should call me big brother like everyone else!

As long as you say that to everyone, more and more people will call you Big Brother. Sooner or later, everyone will call you Big Brother!

The premise is that before that day comes, you are not beaten to death.

At this time, the system suddenly issued a prompt: "Received the task: worship the master as a teacher. Task reward: Innately full of soul power. Failure penalty: Take back the reward from the previous task!"

The master went on to say: "You have to understand that the meanings of the master and the teacher are very different, so don't make a mistake in the future, unless..."

Zhang Ge bowed suddenly: "Master, please accept me as an apprentice!"

Master: ...you just started apprenticeship before I finished talking?Your kid seems very smart!But... Martial Soul Scythe, third-level soul power, although it is not a waste, but there will be no achievements in the future, what's the point of taking you?

But, forget it, no one has been willing to worship me as a teacher for so many years. Since you are willing, you can accept it. Anyway, accepting one is also accepting, and accepting two is also accepting.

"Zhang Ge, you have to think about it. Apprenticeship is not a child's play. Every soul master can only worship one teacher in a lifetime."

"I've already decided!" Zhang Ge said seriously.

The master said, "We just met and you don't even know me."

"I understand. I know many of your theories. Your research on martial souls surpasses anyone else. If you can learn by your side, you can't go wrong!"

The master was stunned.

I don't know how many people scoffed at his theories, but I didn't expect to be recognized by a child today!