Seeing Russell's appearance, Uncle Nine was obviously a little surprised, with joy in his eyes, "Little brat."
Reaching out his hand, he hugged Russell in his arms unceremoniously, "Hmph, I didn't know to say hello to your master in advance when I came back."
"Yo, I haven't seen you for a while, little Russell, have you grown taller?"
Uncle Nine was quite surprised, almost reaching his chest. You must know that Luo Su could only hug his thigh before.
"hey-hey!"
Russell raised his head and smiled, and immediately noticed the abnormality, and he screamed suddenly.
"Ah, master, how did you become so round?"
Uncle Jiu has obviously rounded up, it's visible to the naked eye!
"nonsense!"
Old Uncle Jiu blushed, "I'm not fat, it's because you misread."
Russell: ???. Did I say you are fat?
Chapter 245
"cough!"
Uncle Jiu coughed dryly, and hurriedly brushed away Russell's curious little face with his hands.
He was just afraid that Russell's cultivation base would improve too much, surpassing his master.
Although it is a good thing that the blue is better than the blue, but Russell is too young, and Uncle Ninth can't bear it.
So, he ate and ate desperately.
If you want to use the skills of the Immortal Thief Liuku to improve your own strength, you can surpass Russell every day.
The Immortal Thief Liuku deserves to be the legendary ability he is optimistic about, and his cultivation has improved so fast.
Uncle Jiu was very happy, and then continued to eat and eat.
Then he got fat!
Although he didn't become fat, he became rounder visible to the naked eye.
"Shame, I threw it in front of the little apprentice."
Uncle Jiu screamed inwardly, his face turned red, and he was embarrassed to explain the reason to Russell.
Facing Russell's curious eyes, he could only forcefully change the subject.
"Ah, Russell, what's the matter with the coffin behind you, don't you want to send the coffin to the master again?"
Mentioning this, Uncle Ninth felt a little helpless. Little Russell was going to give him a coffin before he died.
If you count this one, there are not many, there are almost a dozen of them.
Well, I'm going to give Russell a credit!
Russell's joyful expression froze, and he whispered, "Inside this coffin, yes, yes..."
"What is it?"
"It's my uncle's body."
"what!"
Uncle Jiu was in a trance, and walked down staggeringly. Russell lowered his head, not daring to speak, and followed behind.
Uncle Jiu had seen the red coffin on the car countless times, because he hired someone to make it, and there was only one coffin shop in Renjia Town.
Uncle Jiu has handled the coffin made by the coffinmaker for more than ten years, so he is very familiar with it.
It's just, it's just that I never expected that it would be used to pretend to be my junior brother! !
Uncle Jiu put his palm on the coffin, his whole body trembled, and he didn't dare to open it for a long time.
Feeling sad for a moment, I couldn't help crying.
"Simu, you! Why are you dead! Simu!"
Russell: ? ? ?
Four eyes:? ? ?
At this time, not only Russell was sluggish, but even the four eyes who arrived not far away had a sluggish expression.
He had a strange expression on his face, watching Uncle Jiu holding the coffin and howling, calling his name sadly.
Although I know I made a mistake, why does this feel weird?
"Brother!"
Simu walked in and yelled, and put his palm on Uncle Jiu's shoulder, which frightened Uncle Jiu directly, and he turned around and kicked him.
"what!"
"Don't hit me, senior brother is me!"
"Bold and monstrous, how dare you pretend to be my junior brother, kick me kick me kick me..."
Looking at Uncle Jiu who was kicking vigorously, Russell felt that the scene in front of him seemed familiar, as if he had seen it before.
……
"Oh, everyone has his own life."
Looking at Tu Long's body, Uncle Jiu sighed, feeling a little sad in his heart, saying that he was a senior brother who grew up, but now he has become a corpse.
Parting from life and death often comes so suddenly.
He covered his eyes with one hand, bared his teeth, and muttered in a low voice, "Brother, you are so ruthless!"
"I didn't mean to."
Uncle Jiu turned around, put his hands behind his back, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Let you have four eyes, and show affection in front of me through paper dolls with me every day, I have long been unhappy with you.
Still mocking me for being single, do you know what your brother's last name is?
Seeing Uncle Jiu's appearance, Luo Su couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, with some doubts in his heart, "Master, aren't you sad?"
"Sad for what?"
Uncle Nine looked at Russell with some surprise, "You mean slaying the dragon?"
"He, he used to rely on Taoism to run amok, I already counted on him to have this calamity."
"If you die, you will die. If you make up for your mistakes in the underworld, you will still have a chance to reincarnate in the future."
"I just don't know if there is any fate to meet again, alas."
Uncle Jiu was not as sad as Russell imagined, because there is a hell in this world, and people may not be seen again after death.
As a Taoist priest, he is still very indifferent to life and death. After death, people can still be reincarnated, and they can be seen in the underworld.
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he turned his head and rubbed Russell's head violently with his hands.
"You little bastard, you want to trick your master every day. Hmph, since you're back, help me share the matter."
"Don't touch your head, it's not tall enough."
Facing Uncle Jiu's bad behavior, Russell could only pout his mouth to express his dissatisfaction, "What can you do?"
"Hey, Renjia Town is too far away. From now on, you will be responsible for the ghosts in Renjia Town, and there is also the issue of Feng Shui moving graves."
Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, "Renjia Town, I've lived there for more than ten years, and I've wiped out all the ghosts and goblins. Just go there every few days."
It's not that he is bragging, he has lived in Ren's house for more than ten years, and all the monsters and ghosts around him, as long as they commit crimes, they are basically sent to the underworld.
Otherwise, how do you think he came to be a bank executive?
That would cost [-] Yinde points, many of which he earned through hard work.
The reason why he moved from Renjia Town to Jiuquan Town was partly because his younger brother had gone far away and there was no guard in Jiuquan Town.
On the other hand, there were no ghosts in Renjia Town to cause trouble, and Russell was not around, so Uncle Jiu felt itchy.
"what?"
Russell couldn't help being dumbfounded, and went to Renjia Town every few days, which was a bit too much for a small otaku like him.
He rolled his eyes, and turned to the four eyes with malicious intentions, and asked the four eyes to be the town of Renjiazhen.
Ah, what a genius I am!
Before Russell could speak, he covered his stomach with his four eyes and screamed strangely, "Oh, brother, my eyes hurt so much from your hammering."
Russell: ...
"A-Jiao, hurry up, hurry up and help me, ouch, my eyes, no, my stomach hurts so much."
The acting skills of the four eyes are quite exaggerated. His wife Gillian covered her mouth and smiled, and cooperated quite tacitly. She left Yizhuang under Russell's resentful eyes.
Shufen also made a grimace, turned around and ran away.
Good uncle, good Shufen, I, Russell, treat you well, don't I just cheat you a little?
Excessive!
He rolled his eyes, bent over quietly, and wanted to slip away, but before he could take two steps, the back of his neck hurt, and his whole body was suspended in the air.
A face appeared next to him, and Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes, "Little Russell, where do you want to go?"
Russell suddenly became weak, "Master, Renjia Town is not far away, why do you want me to go?"
"Hey, who told Little Russell that you could fly?"
"I can fly, but you also have a horse!" Russell gestured with both hands as if afraid that Uncle Jiu would forget, "That paper horse runs very fast."
"You said that paper horse!"
Uncle Jiu suddenly realized, "Do I have it?"
Russell: ...
brazen.
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