I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

It was Russell.

He looked embarrassed and coughed dryly.

"Hey, I forgot to ask, which hill did you say the cannibal's tomb is on?"

Autumn:  …

……

"This grave is not simple!"

Russell turned around the grave a few times, looked at the wriggling hole, and couldn't help shaking his head in amazement.

The old mayor beside him didn't have such a leisurely mind, and asked anxiously, "What kind of monster is this?"

"It's not a monster."

"What? Not a monster?"

The old mayor couldn't believe his ears. Looking at the grave in front of him, he frowned as he thought of the countless tentacles protruding from it yesterday.

If he hadn't seen Russell's power, he really thought that Russell was talking nonsense.

Seeing Russell's calm expression, the old mayor suddenly felt that there must be something strange about this matter.

He looked at the tomb suspiciously, "Then what is this?"

Russell stroked his chin and replied abruptly.

"Old mayor, have you ever heard an old saying."

"what?"

"Tai Sui broke ground!"

"This..." The old mayor was also a good person, and he understood what Russell said in an instant. He pointed at the grave with an incredulous expression on his face.

"The thing inside, yes, is Tai Sui??"

He was surprised and opened his mouth, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Tai Sui, this is a very taboo existence in mortal legends.

According to legend, there is a star called Tai Sui in the sky, and a fleshy thing will grow on the ground, which is called Tai Sui.

Whenever the star of Tai Sui appears in the sky, there will be a catastrophe in the world, no less than the star of Yinghuo.

Because the place where the disaster occurs is above the Tai Sui, it is generally taboo to not break ground on the Tai Sui, in case it disturbs the Tai Sui star in the sky and causes a catastrophe in the world.

Russell took a step forward, stretched out his hand, and while the old mayor was dumbfounded, pulled out something from the black hole on the tomb?

A sticky lump, long, soft, and very ugly.

Put it between your nose and smell it, but there is an unusual fragrance, and the old mayor at the side even feels that he is several years younger.

Russell narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise. This is simply a good thing.

He casually threw the sticky thing in his hand to the old mayor, "Whoever sees it has a share, this is yours, soak it in the water, maybe you can have another one next year!"

The old mayor blushed, and couldn't help trembling.

"I'm almost fifty, what else is there?"

He said it on his mouth, but his hands were very honest. He didn't dislike the sticky thing at all, and happily stuffed it into his arms.

"This thing has become a essence, and the effect is extraordinary. An ordinary person like you can only use this little. If there is too much, it will definitely bring disaster!"

Russell glanced at him, "You should know how to say it outside, right?"

"Xiao Daoist, don't worry, although I am old, my mouth is very strict, and I will never chew my tongue outside."

Russell nodded in satisfaction, talking to smart people is comfortable.

This has become a fine Tai Sui, prolonging life, it must be a good thing for ordinary people

If it is said, it must be unnecessary trouble.

With Uncle Jiu's character, if others come to beg, one or two are fine, but a large group will come, and the distribution will be uneven, and kindness will turn into hatred.

Then it's not perfect!

There was a sudden movement in the tomb in front of him, as if he was scratched by Russell just now, and the entrance of the cave began to close slowly.

Only then did the old mayor see that what was in front of him was a tomb, it was clearly a Tai Sui covered in dirt!

Russell stomped hard on his feet, and a gossip array lit up under his feet, instantly surrounding Tai Sui.

"Nine Palace Order, fire!"

He loosened his left fist, and something floated out from his hand, which was the relic that Yixiu had given him earlier.

The relic was fused with the huge Tai Sui, surrounded by nameless flames, spinning constantly, exuding a strange fragrance.

The eyes of the old mayor on the side were blurred. This is the legend, does the immortal make alchemy?

Wisp after wisp of fragrance came continuously, slowly submerging into his body, and the originally pale hair began to turn dark.

The stooped body that has been bent over the fields for many years has also become tall and straight at this time.

He couldn't help trembling all over, and slowly knelt down on the ground, crying.

This, is this a chance?

He finally realized what the ancients said, when one person becomes enlightened, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven!

The immortal alchemy, he can get a great blessing by smelling it beside him, this is the blessing accumulated in countless lifetimes!

I do not know how long it has been.

Russell slowly withdrew his hand, and a ray of light was taken into his hands.

Naked body relic Gu, it's done!

ps: Let’s take another day today. Suyou and the others are watching ghost movies, which scares me so much that I’m not in the mood to write. Today’s 6700 words.

Chapter 284 Uncle Nine's Breakthrough

"Happy living in the treasure land is prosperous for thousands of years, and everything is prosperous according to the blessings of the family."

"Smooth sailing, auspicious stars arrive, and everything goes well."

"Ming'an and Guotai are prosperous, and the weather is good and the weather is good."

"Ah, master, you wrote it with a brush, um..."

Russell stood on tiptoe behind Uncle Jiu, thought hard, and finally found a very suitable adjective.

I saw him clapping his hands together, "Ghost painting talisman, I can't understand a single word!"

It's not like he's talking nonsense, if you want to know Uncle Jiu's writing skills, just look at the spells he drew.

I really can't understand it, let alone the ethereal traditional characters.

Facing Russell's complaints, Uncle Jiu didn't pay attention, but continued to write couplets with a calm expression.

It's Chinese New Year, I don't like beating children.

Remember this matter first, and fight after the Chinese New Year.

By the way, how much does this little bastard owe me?

He continued to write earnestly. Russell was still dancing on the cliff. After he solved the matter of Renjia Town, the year was getting closer.

No, Uncle Jiu has started to write Spring Festival couplets, and will post them at the door in the afternoon after the New Year is over tomorrow.

Seeing Uncle Jiu writing couplets there, Luo Su suddenly looked startled, pointed at the four big characters he was writing and couldn't help but yelled.

"Master, master, what are you doing!!!"

He suddenly covered his eyes with his hands, with a look of disgust on his face, "Oh, I saw you writing a daily sex chart, you are so dirty!"

He could see clearly that the four characters written on the couplet were exactly the country of color every day.

Unexpectedly, the honest and honest Uncle Jiu was so sullen.

Facing Russell's mischief and frenzied death, Uncle Jiu's face darkened, and he directly held the brush holder in his backhand and gave his little head a stroke, "Hmph, what the hell is your little brain thinking?"

Saying that, pointing to the yellow paper with the daily color chart written on it, "Come on, come on, follow me, country~color~day~fragrance."

"what!"

Russell scratched his head pretending to be surprised, and suddenly realized, "Master, so this should be read from right to left, it's amazing."

Uncle Nine:  …

"Go! Go! Go!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Russell with a headache. When will this naughty temper change?

He couldn't help but reminded him twice, "You are now nine years old, not a child, you must be mature and stable, otherwise, it will be difficult to find a wife in the future."

"Looking for a wife?"

Russell blinked, "Then you can pinch as much as you want?"

I really don't blame him, the more the paper figurine is used, the technology is getting more and more sophisticated, and the paper figurine wife is really getting more and more beautiful.

Uncle Jiu was also a little speechless. He took a pair of couplets from the table, put it on the other side, and pressed a stone on it.

"This is from Mr. Zhou at the opposite door. This old man has been begging for my couplet for a long time. When you are free for a while, you can send the couplet over."

Uncle Jiu suddenly remembered something, looked Russell up and down, and laughed outright.

"Maybe if you go there later, you can exchange for a piece of candy, hahahaha."

Only children have sweets.

Facing the master's naked ridicule, Russell subconsciously curled his lips, the master's heart is really small.

It's almost the Chinese New Year, and he still doesn't forget to hurt his apprentice, such a cute and innocent little apprentice.

"Oh, I see!"

Russell responded weakly, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had another bad idea in his mind.

He deliberately yelled, "Oh, master, my armpit is a little itchy."