People Are in the Great Antiquity Times, Just Become the Emperor of Heaven

"August." Di Xin also sighed: "Who knew that I would come to such a place where the birds don't shit, and the food and clothing are not as good as the modern ones-the seeds of the bananas are bigger than the bottle cap... I am a person Your Majesty, what you eat is not as good as the common people of later generations..."

Chu Yi patted Di Xin on the shoulder regretfully: "To be precise, even though the emperors of the Qing Dynasty ate more styles than you, in terms of taste, they might not be as good as you in later generations."

"MSG is a great invention." Di Xin said sadly, "I have decided, I will mobilize fishermen to catch kelp and cook MSG!"

Chapter 55 On what the emperor eats every day

The human world is different from the Heavenly Court. Chu Yi has the pandaren and the support from later generations. Naturally, there is no shortage of food, such as tomatoes, sesame seeds, peppers, and peppers.But the world of the human world is different. The world of the human world is reversed, and it is the things that Shennong tasted.

You may ask, Shennong has produced products for a lifetime, why are there "those" things?

Nonsense, think about this messy plant species, there are so many inedible ones, and there are poisonous ones. Shennong would have to lie down for a while after eating a poisonous one, and he has to deal with state affairs. How could he really taste the style? What about a lot of food?

But it is indeed true to taste herbs. According to the statistics of Guang Chengzi and historians, Shennong tasted 110 or two kinds of mildly poisonous plants, 53 kinds of moderately poisonous plants, and 44 kinds of severely poisonous plants.

It can be said that it is a miracle that Shennong can live for so long.

To put it bluntly, what you can eat is leeks, basil, bitter herbs, bamboo shoots and other limited and few things. The main dishes are yellow rice, millet, beans, and what the emperor eats may not be comparable to the work of later generations. family.

So, on the surface, Di Xin traveled to the Shang Dynasty in a prosperous way, but in fact he never even had a decent meal.

Someone will ask again, where is the meat?There are not many dishes, so the meat is always good, right?

When Dixin heard it, he might take his joist-changing power and punch him, meat!Meat!Dog foot meat!

In order to entertain Chu Yi, a fellow villager, Di Xin served Chu Yi his big food.

A dish that only the emperor can enjoy.

After a while, the palace man came in holding two small tripods, and there was an inexplicable smell.

The two palace servants put the small tripod in front of them, Chu Yi looked at the small tripod, and then at Di Xin.

"Is this the big dish you mentioned?" Chu Yi asked suspiciously.

"Yes, Chunao, brother Chu, try it?" Di Xin stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture.

I don't know if Chu Yi is delusional, but Di Xin's words sound like a Beijing movie.

"I don't read much. Isn't this a rice bowl with meat sauce? Is it rice?" Chu Yi looked respectful and indifferent, and fiddled with the meat sauce in the small cauldron with bamboo chopsticks, and there was a strong smell of fish. punch the nose.

In this age without spices, it is really difficult to get rid of the fishy smell of meat.

In addition, some people always say that pork has no fishy smell after castration, and I don’t know which novel it came from, so what do you use to castrate sows?Castration is to make the pig grow white and fat... Pork is processed without spices such as onion, garlic, cinnamon, star anise, and bay leaf.

Di Xin looked at the hesitant Chu Yi, then smiled and clapped his hands.

The palace people brought up a big tripod and a small tripod.

When it was served, the strange smell almost overwhelmed Chu Yi, even if Chu Yi was a quasi-sage, he couldn't bear such a mental shock.

It was so ruthless that no one could smell it.

"What is this?" Chu Yi asked, pinching his nose, and then remembered that he didn't need to breathe, so he let go of his hands and held his breath, pretending to be very calm.

"Liver." Di Xin said succinctly.

"What is it used for?"

Di Xin stretched out his hand, and tapped the small cauldron twice with bamboo chopsticks: "Take a dog liver, wrap it in pork fat, and roast it on the fire until it is golden brown..."

"Are the children next door crying?" Chu Yi interjected.

"Listen to me..." Di Xin stretched out a spoon and stirred it in another big cauldron, and continued: "Take the millet to make porridge, add the fat made from wolf breast meat to it, and then use wolf oil porridge Eat it with the dog liver..."

Chu Yi retched: "Brother, I think you should change the material?"

"Huh?" Di Xin got excited: "Could it be that my good brother has a way to improve it?"

Chu Yi scratched his chin and said with a chuckle: "In this way, you replace the dog liver with wolf heart, and the wolf breast meat oil with dog lung, this is—wolf heart and dog lung porridge..."

"I knew you had bad things to say." Di Xin said in a Beijing accent, "This is the food that my buddy can entertain people with the highest standard..."

"You don't know how to cook?" Chu Yi asked suspiciously.

"Where did you meet?" Di Xin was about to cry: "I didn't learn how to cook before time travelling. You should know that if you can travel to this era of no shit, you have to learn how to cook, right? ?”

"Let them take it down quickly, and I'll give you something delicious." Chu Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly asked him to ask someone to take the food down.

Di Xin clapped his hands again, and a few palace servants came up to bring down all the dishes, and then he looked at Chu Yi without much expectation: "What delicious food can you have?"

Chu Yi slowly took out a pack of 〇long spicy strips from his arms...

"Fuck!" Di Xin swears, and swoops over to snatch the spicy strips. After tearing them apart, he thinks about it, and hands two sticks to Chu Yi first. When he sees that he doesn't want to eat them, he grabs the spicy strips and starts to devour them.

Chu Yi thought of his childhood, bought five spicy chips for ten cents, and chewed them (￣～￣) under the envious eyes of his classmates!

After tirily ate a pack of spicy sticks, Di Xin was stunned all of a sudden, looking around, Chu Yi knew that he was looking for water, so he took out another bottle of Coke and handed it to him.

Di Xin didn't say a word, unscrewing the Coke Ton Ton was a binge drink.

"Cool!!!" Di Xin's heart was so cold, his heart was soaring, and his face was full of symbols of joy.

"Where did you get it?" He put down the bottle, then patted his head again: "Hey, just pretend you're not asking, everyone has their own secrets."

"Hahaha..." Chu Yi smiled, the first impression of Di Xin was not bad.

"Look at your clothes, you don't mix well, right?" Di Xin also smiled: "Why don't you come here, buddy, and give you a grand master... Forget it, forget it, I heard that the grand master will tear me up when he comes back. , let me think about it..."