My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

Then the question continued. It was the turn of the 61st floor, and Yukino Yukino read the question out.

"I want to know how old the cult gentleman teacher is? Because the teacher seems to be very young by listening to the voice."

The question is simpler.

"I'm still in high school this year."

Su Jie doesn't need to say how old he is, this answer is enough.

Sure enough, after Su Jie explained, the comments below the live broadcast were maxed out, and all the amazed expressions were sent out. Su Jie said that he was still in high school, so he must not be more than 20 years old. At this age, he became the editor of "Weekly Shonen Jump" He is a cartoonist, and his works are extremely popular all over Japan, which is really surprising. No wonder Su Jie said that he is a genius before.

The next part is to keep answering questions. Su Jie answers the audience's questions one by one. Even if there are some difficult questions, they are skillfully resolved by Su Jie.

At the end of the last half-hour question time, Su Jie said, "Thank you for your support, the first book of "One Punch Man" will be released in two months. I hope you can buy it and give more support. The support of the gentleman is the driving force for me to create better works."

Su Jie ended the reader questioning session with a cliché!At the same time, take a pen and write your autographs on each of the notebooks. These autographs will be given to those fans who are selected to ask questions together with the One Punch Man figure as a reward for the event.

"Okay, thank you cult gentleman for your answer. I hope everyone can continue to support the cult gentleman teacher in the future. I believe that the cult gentleman teacher will not disappoint everyone."

Although he was a little reluctant, Yukinoshita still said these clichés. As an interview host, if he didn't say these, he would be criticized.

Author's message:

ps: I will tell you something in advance here, I asked the editor today, the book should be on the shelves this Friday~~

Chapter 85: You're almost a meow

At this point in the live broadcast, there is only the last link left, which is the one that truth Hui kept secret before.

Thinking of this, Su Jie looked at Yukinoshita Yukino, who was the interview host and was in charge of all communication and preparations for the live broadcast. He must know what the last link was.

Yukino Yukino smiled faintly and explained to the live broadcast: "We still have the last link, this link is very simple, everyone said that cartoonists are imaginative and whimsical, and they see things differently from ordinary people, so we will come today. Play a little game.

Later, I will draw a lottery in the comment area below the live broadcast. The audience can post some pictures, and the cult gentleman teacher will interpret the meaning of the pictures in one sentence. Of course, what we want to see is the whimsy of cartoonists, so please be sure to To choose more interesting pictures, I also hope that the cult gentleman teacher can give us bright answers instead of stereotyped answers.The audience who draws the picture at the end will also receive exquisite gifts. I hope everyone will participate actively. "

The comment area began to be refreshed continuously. At this time, the speeches began to bring pictures, and readers were very interested in the cartoonists.

Everyone thinks that the cartoonists who can create such a variety of styles have different brains and ideas from ordinary people, but they usually don't have the opportunity to contact cartoonists. Now there is a real cartoonist sitting in front of the live broadcast, of course they I want to come and play, let alone get a chance to get a gift.

Su Jie was dumbfounded. No one had ever told Su Jie that there was such a show!

This game of guessing the consciousness, can't use the same answer to explain the ordinary meaning, or "Weekly Shonen Jump" you can play it!This time, all the tricks of the live broadcast will be fixed on Su Jie's head. For this publicity event, Su Jie is sold thoroughly enough.

"There is a scoring option next to the live broadcast. You can rate the answer of the cult gentleman teacher on a scale of 0-100. If the teacher's answer is less than [-] points, there will be punishment activities."

Yukinoshita Yukino finally smiled, like a proud snow plum blossoming in an instant, with slightly curved cherry lips, white teeth like jade, and bright eyes like the moon and fog, Yukinoshita Yukino, who usually shows people as an iceberg beauty, really It is very moving when you smile, especially this cold and warm contrast, you may even feel that the perfect face you see is an illusion.

Su Jie couldn't laugh, because Yukinoshita Yukino was holding a small doll hammer in his hand, and there was a mechanism that could swing it up and down automatically. He placed it lightly on his leg, and the doll was not very painful when hit by the hammer. He said, "Everyone, please see, this punishment is just a joke, and it won't hurt very much, but if most of the audience's scores are lower than [-], this The toy hammer will fall on the cult gentleman teacher."

After explaining, Yukinoshita Yukino fixed the toy hammer next to Su Jie's sofa, the hammer head was just aimed at Su Jie's back, Su Jie's face was a little stinky, what kind of activity is set up like this, it's really not malicious revenge for Xuenai opportunity?

"Don't move, so many people are watching. If you want to renege on your debts, your reputation will be ruined."

With a low warning, Yukino moved the mouse again, clicked the wheel on the laptop, and the floor screening continued.

This time, Xueluo was the leader. When Xuenuo clicked the mouse again, the wheel began to slow down slowly, and finally stopped at the number 445.

"It's the 445th floor, let's see what picture this viewer gave."

Slide the mouse to find this floor, Yukinoshita Yukino clicked to enlarge, and the picture of this floor was immediately revealed.

At this time, the camera will also enlarge the focal length, so that the audience can see the picture clearly.

The picture is a picture of Garfield tilting his head and trying to feed a toy kitten, which looks warm.

"This is a picture full of family affection and warm daily life. Even a cat can be full of warmth towards toy kittens. A deeper interpretation reminds us humans that even a cat can do this, and we humans should not appear. Abandoned babies and poor orphans without a home."

Yukino Yukinoshita explained and gave a definition to this picture. Yukino Yukinoshita herself is a literary girl who can be a moderator in a large literary forum. The ability to read pictures is still very powerful. "

It was only Su Jie's turn that it was different. Yukinoshita Yukino looked over and said with a smile in his eyes: "Let's let the cult gentleman give this picture a new meaning, describe it in one sentence, start now Ten seconds countdown, ten, nine, eight..."

With a countdown timer, and it was only ten seconds, Su Jie couldn't complain. Nine times out of ten, it was designed by Yukinoshita Yukinoshita himself.

"There are still five seconds left. If the cult gentleman teacher can't answer, he will be punished. I think the cult teacher will not let us down." Xuenai put her finger on the open button of the doll hammer, and she looked like she hoped Su Jie Can't answer.

"Don't wait, it's simple." Su Jie shook his clothes, glanced at Yukino Yukinoshita, coughed twice to clear his throat, and said loudly, "The real meaning of this picture is. Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you, It's been a year and you still can't eat or talk, you're almost a meow."

After Su Jie finished speaking, the air suddenly quieted down!

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't press her fingers for a long time, and her face was blank. There were many people with the same expression as Yukino, and even the always lively comment area stopped refreshing for a few seconds.

After this brief silence, a frantic explosion ensues!

The comment area completely exploded. Lines of 66666 and 23333 kept refreshing. The viewers who watched the live broadcast were already dumbfounded by what Su Jie said.

After carefully recollecting Su Jie's words, it is full of hilarity and visual sense when it is matched with the picture of the big cat feeding the toy cat!

The pictures that originally made people feel friendly and warm are now completely endowed by Su Jie with the meaning of hilarious laughter.

The truth Hui, who was watching the live broadcast in the background, couldn't straighten her back with a smile, and Ka Shang Shang shook his head and said, "Young man, you are really witty."

"Your words are poisonous!" Yukinoshita Yukino's expression was stunned, and she could only give such a sentence. Yukinoshita Yukino thought that Su Jie might answer, but did not expect Su Jie to come up with such a sentence, but Su Jie's words matched The pictures don't really contradict at all.

"Poisonous, but I scored high!" Su Jie smiled proudly and pointed to the live broadcast screen.

The results of the scoring have been obtained, and Su Jie's average score has reached more than 99 points, far exceeding the pass line for punishment, leaving no chance for Yukinoshita Yukino who wants to wait for an opportunity to retaliate.

Chapter 86: I want to be quiet

"Well... um, the answer from the cult gentleman is really novel. This time, the teacher passed the test, but we still have two pictures to choose from in this section. Whether we can avoid the punishment is up to the cult gentleman. Will the teacher's answer satisfy the audience?"

Yukinoshita Yukino's pretty and Wenxiu's face was a little unwilling, regretting that Su Jie was not punished, so she could only continue talking and start the second picture selection.

The wheel stopped and the number stopped at the number six!

"This is an auspicious number, let's see what picture this audience gave." The floor was very close, and Xuenai quickly clicked and enlarged the picture of this floor and presented it in front of Su Jie and all the audience.

This picture is of a little girl reading in the library, but sitting on the floor, her eyes focused and quiet.

Xue Nai is also answering this picture: "The little girl in this picture seems to love learning! But sitting on the ground like this is not good after all, and it is easy to block other readers who come to look for books. The library should increase the The seating arrangement in the reading room allows readers not to sit on the floor and read books because of seating problems.”

"Let's see what kind of answer the cult gentleman teacher will give. The audience will not buy the answer with general intention, and it must be interpreted with other novel meanings."

Yukinoshita Yukino's last words accentuated her voice, and at the same time the ten-second countdown started, she didn't believe that Su Jie could answer so quickly.

Looking at the picture, Su Jie did not choose to answer immediately, but asked Yukinoshita Yukino, "Did you bring your phone?"

"Bring it, what do you mean?" Yukinoshita Yukino replied subconsciously, but quickly realized: "There are still seven seconds left, don't deliberately talk to me to delay the time, it's useless."

"You can call the police, there is something serious going on here."

Su Jie said something inexplicable. Just when Yukino Yukino and the audience watching the live broadcast were full of doubts, Su Jie finally twitched the corner of his mouth and gave his explanation for the picture: "I know the audience who posted the picture wants to What do you want to ask, starting in three years, the highest death penalty."

The audience was stunned for a few seconds, and Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and looked at Su Jie in confusion.

"According to Article 130 of the Japanese Criminal Law, whoever rapes a woman by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years. If the target is a young girl under the age of fourteen, the punishment shall be heavier, and a fixed-term sentence of not less than ten years may be imposed. imprisonment, life imprisonment or the death penalty.”

Su Jie gave his own explanation, and suddenly Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned, his mouth opened and closed: "This...this this..."

The live comment area also exploded when Su Jie explained. A large number of "starting in three years, the highest death penalty" were queued up to refresh, and the words were all over the screen.

Not surprisingly, the audience was once again amused by Su Jie. It was clearly a picture of a love for learning, and he gave such a completely opposite answer, but took a closer look at the picture. It has the highest start in the past three years. The explanation of the death penalty is really getting more and more similar!It makes one wonder what the motives of the photographer were.

"You can call the police and let the police arrest the criminals in advance." Su Jie raised his chin to Yukinoshita Yukino and said deliberately.

Xuenai didn't move, didn't move, there was a rare blush on his face, and Su Jie made him so embarrassed that he couldn't speak.

There was a comment in the live broadcast comment area that was quickly and artificially pinned to the top. It was the viewer who posted the picture just now. He replied in the comment: "This is my little niece, not what everyone thinks."

"Sin plus one." Su Jie used the official account of "Weekly Shonen Jump" to reply below, which attracted a group of viewers to follow up. Countless sin plus one appeared under this comment, even hiding in the next room at this time. The staff of the network all twitched their muscles with laughter, ignoring whether Su Jie's behavior was unreasonable.

At this time, the scoring results have been obtained, and the average score this time is also above 95 points. Su Jie once again successfully passed the level, making Yukinoshita Yukino's revenge attempt to fail again.

"There is still one last chance to draw pictures. Let's make it more difficult! It's too easy to be interesting." Yukinoshita Yukino started to click the wheel for the last time, and what she said made Su Jie pouted. This girl wants to punish You are too blatant.

The last picture was released soon. It is a picture of a teacher giving a lecture on a podium and the students below falling asleep.

"This picture should say that the phenomenon of students sleeping is seriously rampant, and it should be regulated and relevant measures should be introduced, otherwise it will have a great impact on students' studies."

After Yukinoshita Yukino finished speaking, she began to count down quickly, and the time to read the numbers was faster than before. It seemed that she did not want to give Su Jie any chance.

"The matter of the scholars can be regarded as sleep. They are just contemplating. What these students should want to express is: don't talk to me, I want to be quiet, and don't ask me who Jingjing is."

Su Jie said and gave his answer.

As soon as Su Jie's words fell, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly turned her bright eyes to Su Jie, and Su Jie just looked over, their eyes collided in the air.

Time seemed to stop at this moment, Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes slowly widened, and the corners of her mouth were raised.

Su Jie's mouth trembled a little, his teeth bit his lip, and he forcibly endured something.

puff!

puff!

This look at each other lasted for a few seconds, and they didn't know who came first, and the two burst into laughter in unison.

"If Hiratsuka-sensei hears that you will be beaten to death." Yukinoshita Yukino, who was lying on the coffee table and laughed, trembled, and even her ears were red with laughter, she said out of breath.

With this picture and what Su Jie said, I really had to think about Hiratsuka Shizuo. Even the indifferent Xuenai couldn't help it, and Su Jie's words made her stomach cramp with laughter.

Su Jie's words just now were completely subconscious behavior. It was Xuenai who kept staring at him before Su Jie reacted. Then he burst into laughter. Smiles are contagious. Su Jie was infected by Xuenai, and the object of Su Jie was still Shizuo Hiratsuka really made Su Jie unable to hold back his laughter.

The audience of the live broadcast was stunned, looking at the two people who were laughing together, they didn't understand where the laugh was at all.

The scoring result was faster than the previous two times, because this time Su Jie's average score was 77 points, which did not exceed the passing line of [-] points.

Forehead!

Lying on the grass!

Patronized and smiled, this is not enough!

Su Jie's laughter stopped, and Xuenai's laughter not only did not diminish, but laughed even more happily.

"77 points! Laughing! You are laughing!" Yukinoshita Yukino stretched out her hand, with a smile on her face, as refreshing and comfortable as drinking a bottle of frozen soda on a hot day, and finally it was time for revenge.

"Hey, you're really playing!"

Yukinoshita Yukino ignored Su Jie, pressed the switch without hesitation, and the doll hammer began to swing...

Chapter 87: Yukinoshita Harino