Prime Minister, I Understand

Prime Minister, I have realized / Fellow Daoist, this catastrophe is not a good time Author: Meng Jingcicada

Summary:

In the classroom of the Nine Heavens Immortal Sect, Jing Xing Zhenren was teaching.

"Hundreds of gallops are competing for power, and immortal roads are competing for the front. What is more attractive than magic weapons?"

A direct disciple of the inner sect raised his hand: "Other people's magic weapon!"

"Xu Li! You punish me for standing behind me!"

"The immortal strokes my head and gives longevity to my hair. Wouldn't it be the happiest thing to have a companion accompanying me?"

A disciple from the inner sect who punished the station spoke again: "Actually, the happier thing is not to..."

"Get out!"

Xiu Li, a traverser who became a catastrophe.In the past, he also had high ambitions and planned the world, knowing that he found that he could bring the smashed treasure to the cow.

At that moment, Xiu Li looked up at the sky and burst into tears.

"Prime Minister, I understand."

world of mortals

Chapter 1: Can you die if you don't pretend?

Nine Heavens Immortal Sect, the main peak of Yuxiao bells rang.

A fairy sound rang in Baili Xianmen along with the bell.

"Elder Jing Xing's Immortal Tribulation is approaching, disciples from all peaks quickly head to the Observation Terrace, watch the Immortal Tribulation, and comprehend God's will!"

In an instant, rays of light shot out from the peaks of the Nine Firmaments Sect, heading towards the Observation and Tribulation Terrace.

On the Chixiao wind, a beautiful Sequoia woman with a tall single ponytail patted the door and shouted: "Xiuli! What are you doing? Disciples from all peaks are going to watch the tribulation platform to understand God's will!"

After a while, Xiu Li's weak voice came from the room: "Senior Sister, I've eaten up my stomach, so I'm sorry."

When the redwood woman outside the door heard this, she was so angry that she flicked her ponytail several times: "Did you practice in the toilet! A practitioner who eats bad stomach every day, the sect even laughed at us at Chixiao Peak !"

"Senior Sister, I major in Artifact Refining and Alchemy, there is no way, you go first, I am afraid that if I go out now, I will really soar to the nine heavens."

The Sequoia woman felt disgusted when she heard it outside the door, and simply stomped her feet: "I don't care about you anymore."

After finishing speaking, the woman threw out a thin sword, stepped on the blade and turned into a stream of light, and walked towards the viewing platform.

Inside the house, Xiu Li noticed that there was no movement outside, and heaved a long sigh. He looked out of the window, at the place where the sect crossed the catastrophe, and at this moment, the thunderclouds were rolling in the sky. The momentum of the land.

Facing this scene, Xiu Li sighed: "Here we go again...."

As soon as the words fell, Xiu Li's body disappeared uncontrollably, and when he reappeared, he was already above the thunder cloud!

"Ah..." Through the layers of thunderclouds, Xiu Li looked at Taoist Jing Xing sitting cross-legged in the formation below as if he was facing an enemy, and his tone was quite helpless: "I have almost died in the immortal calamity, why are there so many little old men?" Don't rush with your life?"

In my mind, a voice sounded: "Master, don't be hypocritical here, isn't there a new brother coming?"

Then, another voice appeared: "I don't know which magic weapon is going to be favored by the master today. Hey. The new sister will definitely torture the master again. Unlike us, we will only feel sorry for the master~~~ "

"Shut up, you guys!" Xiu Li covered his head with a helpless expression.

He is Xiu Li, the true disciple of Chixiao Peak of Nine Heavens Immortal Sect.

A time traveler, Xiuli before the time travel took Maozi Airlines back to China on a stormy night, although he did not understand why the plane took off in this weather.

Then.....

He crossed over.

The point is, after crossing over, Xiuli is not alone, but turned into a cloud of robbery!

As soon as he crossed over, Xiu Li was attacking people.

He didn't understand anything, and he chopped to death the second child who shouted "my life is up to me" while going through the catastrophe.

Then...Xu Li lived the life of 007, whenever someone survived the catastrophe, as long as he was floating nearby, he would uncontrollably go over and chop him up.

And those who yell louder, the worse they will end up.

This thing is out of Shuli's control.

For this kind of year-round work, Xiuli has been working for ten years!

Day and night.

The donkeys in the production team did not dare to do this.

In the past ten years, he has also learned about this world while floating in the sky.

This is the mainland of Kyushu, just like the ancient mythical world of the earth. There are a large number of cultivators here, and they have to go through calamity for everything.

To become a cultivator, you have to go through the immortal road calamity, and you can't escape even the Jindan Yuanying Zifu. Not to mention, if you want to become an immortal, you still have to ascend the immortal calamity, and even after becoming an immortal, there is still a calamity.

However, Xiu Li seems to be not qualified enough, and has not taken this kind of class yet.

In the past ten years, Xiu Li actually likes to float above some cities and try not to leave, not because he has a bad taste to scare people, but simply because there are always some places where fairies gather in these cities.

These fairies have a free and easy personality, daring to love and hate.

Never talk about overnight love.

Guo Mouruo once had a famous saying: Even though countless people have left traces of that place, we still yearn for it.

At that time, Xiuli had just one idea!

Change!

Finally, after killing a guy who scolded God, Xiu Li got a small mirror, which recorded an incarnation spell.

Oh yes, the only thing that makes him happy when he becomes Heavenly Tribulation is that the things he hacked can be brought over to others and become his own.

However, some low-level treasures are okay, but some high-level treasures that have produced a weapon spirit... just...

Weird.

Like those two in the head.

At that time, Xiuli, with the power of thunder and calamity, together with the natural materials and earthly treasures obtained from those unlucky people over the years, finally condensed an incarnation outside the body, allowing the spiritual consciousness to have a place to stay.

But because he didn't practice systematically, Xiu Li became an ordinary person at that time.Need to practice from scratch.

But even so, Xiu Li was very happy, and finally became a human being!

Or half.

Because the people who were close to Xiuli at that time... were all shocked.

However, bad luck will come, after becoming an 'ordinary person', if there are people around who cross the tribulation, he will still be taken there suddenly.

Then chop people in the thundercloud.

After hacking an old Nascent Soul monster who didn't know what sect he belonged to, the real person who protected him discovered that there were people in the sky and thought they were here to make trouble.

Xiu Li was chased all the way, and then ran into the real Chi Xiao who was traveling around Kyushu at that time.In other words, Scarlet Firmament Fairy.

The latter discovered Xiu Li's excellent cultivation talent, and thought it was some kind of innate spirit. Seeing Xiu Li's horrible appearance at that time, he cherished his talent and took him back to Jiuxiao Xianzong, and let him worship him. Under his own Chixiao Peak sect.

At that time, Xiuli was being followed, and suddenly he was blessed by an expert, and he was still a fairy, so he was naturally extremely happy.

When he arrived here, Xiu Li found that the fairy gate was big enough, and he heard that within this fairy gate, there was no need to cross the small calamity, and there were not many major calamities.

Guigui, it was for Xiu Lile at that time.

His grandma's finally on holiday!

As for my cheap master, he was also a hands-off shopkeeper, so he left it alone after throwing it here for himself, and continued to travel around Kyushu.

Xiu Li also finally had a goal. As long as he cultivates into a Nascent Soul, he doesn't have to stick to an incarnation, but can have a real body of his own.

Then, things got a little uncontrollable.

For some reason, the members of Nine Heavens Immortal Sect suddenly started breaking through one by one.

As a result, in three years, Jiuxiao Xianzong died twelve beginner disciples who stepped on the immortal road, eight senior brothers who survived the catastrophe of Jindan, three master deacons who survived the catastrophe of Yuanying, and two little peak masters who survived the catastrophe of Zifu. .

Xiu Li himself couldn't bear it, but he couldn't control it.

To be reasonable, the tribulation that these people survived is completely different from those outside with the same level of cultivation!

The people who passed the catastrophe were killed by the catastrophe as if they had killed Tian Jie's own mother.

No matter how hard Xiu Li tried to weaken Lei Jie, it didn't help.

In the first year, the sect of Jiuxiao Xianzong was excited, and the number of people who broke through the bottleneck increased greatly. This is a sign of great prosperity!

In the third year, the Nine Heavens Immortal Sect was panicked, and everyone only dared to fish for cultivation.

Everyone has broken through the bottleneck, but the entire army of his mother's crossing robbery team was wiped out!

There are even rumors that the Heaven and Earth of the Nine Heavens Immortal Sect cannot tolerate such a thing.

"What a crime..." Xiu Li in the sky sighed.

He didn't want to, but he really couldn't control it.

In other words, after finally gaining some cultivation, he was able to control the robbery of stepping on the road of immortality, and finally the robbery of Yuanying Zifu came.It's a good day.... The Tribulation of Immortals is here!

"Elder Jing Xing." Xiu Li looked down at Taoist Jing Xing, another innocent and unlucky man.

"Let's find a way to release the water." As Xiu Li said so, he checked Lei Jie and found that it still needed to be brewed, so he focused his attention on the viewing platform.

With the help of Heavenly Tribulation, Xiuli's spiritual consciousness is so outrageous that even if he checks the immortal, he will not be discovered.

And the Observing Tribulation Terrace is something that Jiuxiao Xianzong has long had. It was originally used to observe the mortals and transform into immortals, and to rub off on the popularity of immortals.After all, if one person attains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to heaven.

As a result, because none of the disciples who crossed the catastrophe were spared in the first year, rumors spread in the sect. In the second year, the viewing platform was opened to watch a disciple of Qingxiao Peak, who is known as the posture of the sky, cross Yuanying Jie.

Xiu Li is very clear that this is the sect's attempt to use a talented disciple who can survive the calamity stably to make the rumors self-defeating.

But... the ending speaks for itself.

Afterwards, every time the Tribulation Viewing Platform was opened, a genius would overcome the Tribulation confidently.Then it was chopped until there was no dregs left.

In the end, the headmaster turned off the thing angrily.