Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"I want you to see my sister, you can smell it too..."

"Stop! It's speeding, can we close it?"

This kind of words are a bit ambiguous when said from a passionate couple, let alone Xia Tong, it always feels that it does not fit her character set of a rich daughter, she is just like a fox refined into a human form, and she doesn't know "shy" at all. "How to write the word.

"Don't! You don't know what to do later, is it useful to pretend to be serious now? You have to watch it sooner or later!"

"Then let's not be dirty kids, can you? You can see a ghost when bacteria grow!"

The so-called petty intolerance leads to great conspiracy, now try to speak in a gentle tone, coax Xia Tong into the bathroom first.

I'm really not ready to "play" Xia Tong. Passive enjoyment and active attack are two different things.

"you dislike me?"

"Does this have something to do with disgust? You will get dirty even if you don't wash your hands for a day. Isn't it a basic procedure to take a shower before doing this kind of thing?"

"Tch! You just dislike me, and you said that I didn't go to the toilet after taking a shower..."

"If you don't dislike it, you don't dislike it! What I'm telling you now is the most basic knowledge of physical health, but if parents are a little more reliable, they will definitely let their children wash their hands before eating when they were young. I don't believe you have no such experience."

Why is it so difficult to coax Xia Tong into the bathroom? If I really want to have sex with Xia Tong, how can I care whether she takes a bath or not?

"Believe it or not, if I go to any boy on the street, they will all say yes. Why are you the only one with so many things? Don't you cook with the most original taste?"

Xia Tong said that she turned around and was about to go out, but I didn't even understand. Firstly, it was because she was stunned by her words "Original Taste", and secondly, because what she said was so ridiculous. Not a threat to me at all.

"Why didn't you stop me? Do you also want to be cuckolded like Fang Yiyi's father?"

"Can you stop? Is wearing a cuckold disgusting to me or to yourself?"

Let me be blunt now, if I hadn't appeared in front of Xia Tong at that special time, then with Xia Tong's awkward mentality, I probably wouldn't let other boys touch her in this life, it has nothing to do with whether you like her or not , but a physiological instinctive reaction.

So instead of saying that I am afraid of Xia Tong doing this, it is better to say that I feel helpless for Xia Tong's words and deeds. I know she is not such a person, but she wants to say such words to disgust myself and me.

"Disgusting myself... Σ_(???"∠) vomit~~, is it strange for you to say that it doesn't matter what you do with you, and you have choked so many times by pressing your head, but how can you be with other people? Feel sick just thinking about it? "

"It's good to know! So do you wash it or not?"

Hug Xia Tong's shoulders and push her away a little, at least I have to let her see my unyielding attitude, otherwise I will lose again.

"Wash, but it will take longer to prepare that way, I take a shower much slower than you..."

"It's okay, I'll wash it up and wait for you here, if Youlin can hear it upstairs, I won't go, and your room is not too safe!"

Just kidding, Xia Tong wants to take a bath faster than me, so I'm still a bastard?

Whether I can keep Xia Tong's penultimate bottom line tonight depends on how fast I can go upstairs and downstairs to chat with Jiang Chen. I don't have confidence in other things, but I still have a lot of experience in running.

"I know~~ Then you go up and pull up the screen first, lest You Lin see us coming in and out."

"Yo! Do you still know how to be shy?"

If what Xia Tong said just now made me feel awkward, then what she said now surprised me.

"I'm afraid you'll be uncomfortable. If you don't want to pull it, you don't have to pull it. I don't care."

"Then come on~~ Follow me and move quickly!"

After going upstairs, under You Lin's puzzled eyes, she pulled up the screen as if nothing happened, and then reached out to greet Xia Tong downstairs.

First she took her own change of clothes, then tiptoed out of the room and escorted Xia Tong back to her own room, everything seemed so natural.

"Then I'll go take a shower first, so you move faster, lest Jiang Chen see any flaws."

"Um……"

Xia Tong nodded and walked into the bedroom, and I also turned around and walked into the bathroom. After opening the shower head, I stood in the mist and silently recited the number of three hundred.

I felt that 5 minutes should be enough for Xia Tong to get ready, took a deep breath and tiptoedly opened the bathroom door, just about to walk to the living room, Xia Tong's voice came from the side.

"Ye Xi~~"

"Why are you here?"

His pupils dilated to the extreme in an instant, and he turned his head to look in the direction of the sound. Xia Tong didn't take a bath at all, and he didn't even see a change of clothes on his hands.

She just leaned against the wall and hugged her arms quietly, and when she looked up at me, her eyes were a little complicated.

"I just want to ask you this question too, why did you go in for so long and haven't washed it, and why are you coming out now?"

"Well...I took the wrong underwear, I'll go change it."

In desperation, I casually made up a reason, and the moment I opened my mouth, I knew that the reason was full of loopholes, but I really had no choice but to pray that Xia Tong would not pursue it, but the reality is obviously not the same as my prayer.

"is it?"

Xia Tong walked into the foggy bathroom, picked up my underwear on the hanger and looked left and right.

"What do you mean by wrong?"

"I don't like the color..."

Now that the underwear is in Xia Tong's hands, I can't say that the underwear is broken or wet. Although this reason is very strong, it is indeed the only thing I can say, and Xia Tong has no conclusive evidence to refute me.

"That's it~~Then shall I accompany you?"

"Ok!"

Nodding my head, I was about to take the panties from Xia Tong's hand, but just as I took two steps towards her, Xia Tong flew up and kicked me at the base of my thigh.

"Hmm, your sister? Do you think I'm mentally retarded? You didn't even get a hair on your body wet in 5 minutes, and you dare to say that you have no other intentions? If I wasn't here watching, would you have gone to Sister Jiang Chen to report? !"

"How is it possible? Am I the kind of person who doesn't count?"

Can't admit it, absolutely can't admit it!

Anyway, Xia Tong doesn't have conclusive evidence in hand, as long as I grit my teeth and refuse to admit it, I might be able to fool me about this matter.

"Ye Xi! I'll give you another chance. Don't force me to get angry. Why do you think I didn't want to take a bath just now? Didn't I know it was dirty?"

"Okay... how do you know?"

Now that Xia Tong has talked about this, I no longer have any unnecessary extravagant hopes, and admit it honestly, so that Xia Tong won't reward me with cutting off my children and grandchildren.

"You don't think you're happy to cooperate with me so much, do you?"

"..."

"Who are you, don't you have any idea?"

"..."

"Which time did I ask you to do this kind of thing? Didn't you smear ink? This time, you urged me to take a bath, right?"

"..."

"Let me tell you the truth, I found it strange that you promised so lightly just now. I didn't expose you because I wanted to see if there was any possibility of misunderstanding you. In the end, you really didn't disappoint me! The acting is quite similar, just listen to the voice Maybe I really thought you were taking a bath in it."

Under Xia Tong's series of offensives, even I can't hold back my face now.

It’s okay to be a scumbag, but Xia Tong caught him straight. Looking at it from another perspective, I couldn’t possibly yell and call Jiang Chen up, otherwise it would be over for Ghost, so today I Don't you have to have a big meal with Xia Tong?

"Wait! Xia Tong, listen to me, that kind of thing is indeed a bit over the line."

Now that the little trick has been discovered, I can only reason with Xia Tong, Xiaozhi uses emotion to reason, and Xia Tong is not an unreasonable person.

"If I help you, you will pass the line, but if you help me, you will pass the line?"

"Both cross the line, but the latter is more serious in nature."

"Isn't it serious when you press my head? My parents want to know that they can kill you, believe it or not?"

"..."

Well, I was wrong, Xia Tong is an unreasonable person.

"Don't forget why you agreed to me, the equivalent exchange is fair, otherwise I'll go chat with Ghost?"

"do not!"

Grabbing Xia Tong who was about to turn around to leave, me and her were just having physical troubles, but Ghost’s side was about human relations and emotions. No matter how you look at it, the former is easier, and it’s really cool to do. As a boy, I don’t have any Reasonable refusal.

"Then you choose for yourself, whether to close the door and wash with me in the bathroom, or let me go out of the bathroom to chat with Ghost, my patience is limited, three...two...one! Ye Xi, you have the guts, Ghost should not Sleep? I'm going to tell him the good news."

"do not!"

I forcefully dragged Xia Tong back to the bathroom, and now it seems that the only way in front of me is to "accept my fate".

"What is there a saying? Since you can't resist, enjoy it. You are the one who smears ink, and you are the one who screams and pants in the end. How shameful! Take off your clothes quickly, and we can solve it in the shower, so you don't have to do it." Take another shower."

study hard

Today’s Yejia canteen tip: Abalone is one of the most valuable “marine treasures”. It is delicious and nutritious. It is known as “soft gold of the ocean”, so it must be treated in a special way.

First of all, the processing should be clean, secondly, the cooking time should be strictly controlled, and finally, the seasoning should be light. The home cooking is mainly steamed to highlight the original flavor of the raw materials.

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"anyone there?"

"What do you think? If there were someone, I'm afraid the door would have been kicked open!"

Even though he said so, after walking out of the bathroom, he still subconsciously looked around, urging Xia Tong to come out with hand gestures, while hoping in his heart that she would not come out in such a hurry.

But the purpose of the two is the same, that is, they don't want to be seen by others. The mandarin ducks playing in the water are too passionate.

"Then let's go~~"

"Aren't you going back to your room?"

Xia Tong's room is not far from the bathroom, so it's outrageous to hold my arm after going out. What she should do at this time is to hide her head in the bedroom, so that even if people come out, they can only see me coming out of the bathroom.

But while I thought Xia Tong was outrageous, Xia Tong also thought I was outrageous. He raised his head and looked at me with a mentally handicapped expression, his eyes were also full of disdain for my words.

"Why am I going back to my room so early? I still need to communicate with you..."

After Xia Tong finished speaking, she hugged me and walked to the other end of the corridor. Logically speaking, I should reject her at this time, but when both of us have wet hair, if we invite someone who shouldn't be recruited, then we will be finished .

So the last thing that came out was not Xia Tong hugging me, but me dragging Xia Tong along the way and "running wildly", not daring to stay in the corridor for a second longer.

"But don't tell me, it was quite exciting in the bathroom just now."

"To shut up!"