Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Good brother? Are you going to refuse your lovely sister's request?"

"Okay, I really can't stand you!"

All persistence collapsed in front of this "good brother".

It should be the first time Xiaoxi called me that. It sounds disgusting, but I'm still very happy, and I even expect Xiaoxi to call me again, isn't it cheap?

"Then you go first, I washed the dishes, don't you think it's dirty? What are you going to eat at night?"

The pool was not very big at first, and the dishes of the seven people were almost full.

Besides, my house is not a restaurant. Usually, it is the limit to prepare four or five pairs of tableware and chopsticks. This is basically all of them.

"Okay, then come quickly, don't let so many girls wait for you!"

"Understood, don't rush it?"

Looking at the back of Xiaoxi jumping away, maybe I am really a dead girl, and there is nothing to argue.

……

"Come, come! Sit and sit!"

As soon as I entered the door, I saw five people sitting around in the living room, and there were no tables, chairs, benches, or anything, and everyone had a cushion stuffed under their buttocks.

"Aren't you playing games? What are you doing here, cult?"

Is Xiaoxi calling me here to sacrifice me? Does it want me to stand in the middle of them, and then recite a bunch of strange spells, what will be summoned in the end?

Great Demon King Pic or Saiyan Goku?

"It's playing games, but it's just a board game, bang bang bang bang~~"

Tina said and took out a huge box from behind her like a conjuration. After pouring it out, Xiaoxi and Tang Tang hurriedly helped to take care of it.

"How is it? That person told me that the Three Kingdoms Killing is still quite popular in China?"

"It's very popular, but how do six people play?"

Is there one master, one loyalty, one internal and three antis?

On the surface, it seems that the strength is balanced, but there is always something strange. If it is not an official rule, I always feel that something is not right.

"How can there be six people, five people?!"

Tina glanced at me as if questioning my math skills.

But You Lin, Tina, Xiaoxi Tangtang, Fang Yiyi and I, after we got a one-on-one split, there are six people, right? Tina won't be stupid enough to forget herself, right?

"I can not play……"

Fang Yiyi whispered beside me, I now know how these five people came, but what Xiaoxi said next made me doubt about life.

"How about that, how can four people play? How boring is 2V2?"

"Wait, why can't I turn around?"

Simply put things in order, look at the strange eyes of these people, dare I be the one who comes out, right, why did Xiaoxi call me here?

"Turn it around, isn't Sister Yiyi not good now? Can you just teach her?"

ow~~

Xiaoxi's voice just fell, and then he screamed, and then looked at me pitifully covering the back of his head.

"I just said why your mouth is so sweet? Sure enough, there is a conspiracy!"

It would be over if I didn't say so long ago. I have to give me such a "surprise" now.

"Didn't you say you're not interested in games? You can go back to sleep after teaching Sister Yiyi a lesson?"

He turned his head and glanced at Fang Yiyi next to him. Teacher Ye returned to the arena. There are not many opportunities to teach Fang Yiyi. Do you want to seize it?

"Okay, teaching people is more suitable for me than games..."

Happy

"Then let's start, I'm not boasting, Xiaoxi and Tang Tang taught me all last night, and I'm a veteran now!"

Tina stroked her sleeves, looking like she was eager to try, the novelty was almost overflowing her eyes, and she still didn't have the air of a star, as if she had seen herself when she was a child.

Although I am envious of Tina's star status, if the price is not to eat the fireworks of the world, then I will not be so happy. If this is not for Tuo Youlin's blessing, Tina may still be managed by Sister Jing.

It would be fine if she was a little older, but Tina spent the past few years in the hospital with You Lin. No matter how delicate her mind is, she still has a childlike innocence deep in her heart, right?

only……

"You really don't know the time when you play, how much did you do yesterday?"

This is because Xiaoxi is a younger sister, not a younger brother, otherwise Tina's room will become a treasure house, and then can she take her heart back?

Isn't the rule I just made too easy? I should add another one, and they are not allowed to play for two months. They can do whatever they want after the exam.

"Okay, why do you keep talking like the old mother, haven't you set the rules?"

Xiaoxi gave me a simple look, took out the ID card, shuffled it, and handed it to Fang Yiyi.

"Sister Yiyi, draw your identity first..."

Sure enough, in her heart, Fang Yiyi was the most important, and this simple action can already prove a lot.

But Fang Yiyi didn't go to draw, but snatched the manual and gently pushed away the card handed over by Xiaoxi.

"Let your brother come first, I'd better look at the rules first, just observe..."

He rubbed my shoulders with his hands and pushed me forward. He sat half a position behind me, and what he saw in his eyes was a thirst for knowledge.

Xiaoxi's face is really big, and it's amazing to have Fang Yiyi join in!

It's just that Fang Yiyi's subconscious behavior may seem like nothing now, but in the future, marriage will definitely be a good wife and a good mother, and she is extremely satisfied with the male chauvinism.

The best way for me and Fang Yiyi to get along is to be side by side, but now that she is like this, my heart has a fighting spirit inexplicably.This feeling is hard to describe in words.

"Then why don't you have a game first?"

After confirming that Fang Yiyi didn't want to come in the first round, Xiaoxi reluctantly handed the ID card to me, as if I was superfluous, and his tone was not as happy as at the beginning.

"Little brat, what do you mean by your disgusting tone? Didn't you call me here?"

First, he tapped Xiaoxi's head with his knuckles, so that she could teach her a long lesson, and then drew an identity card at random, and the game officially started.

It was this girl who called me over, but now she still dislikes me. Is there a little white-eyed wolf like her?Raised for so many years is not mature, isn't it?

……

"Ye Xi, why are there so many manuals? Is this game so complicated?"

"what?"

I glanced at Fang Yiyi beside her, the Three Kingdoms killing should have nothing to do with complexity, but now she has four or five manuals in front of her, and I don't know how to start...

Tina’s purchase is obviously not ordinary. The card alone looks like there are more than 1000 cards. Some general cards have weird things like skins. Except for the standard, national war, and plots, you can play it. It’s like transplanting the APP. Arrived offline.

She moved her butt back, leaned over and glanced at the manual in front of Fang Yiyi, and knew why she thought the game was troublesome.

All the instructions for how to play are now with her, can it be troublesome for a beginner?

I used to play this game when I was in elementary school. Even I couldn't figure out the new game. Fang Yiyi saw that it was totally unnecessary. .

"Just read this book. Let me tell you a little more common sense in this game. You are so smart, isn't it a matter of minutes to learn this?"

Fang Yiyi only needs to know the most basic rules. She can even handle functions. Does she still care about this small game? The difficulty is not much higher than that of Dou Dizhu.

"Don't flatter me like that, I'll wait for school, but won't I be very faceless?"

"Don't worry, it's super simple, watch me play now!"

Moved his buttocks, and the distance between Fang Yiyi and Fang Yiyi became closer. The two were almost close to each other now, and no one minds this kind of contact.

I'm a boy anyway, and games are considered innate skills. If Fang Yiyi can't even teach card games, it would be too embarrassing, right?

……

"Who is the lord?"

Xiaoxi swept around and no one answered. In the end, everyone's eyes naturally fell on me. They glanced at their identity card and showed it directly.

"The rules of identity are on this page, you should look at it first..."

Fang Yiyi searched for it briefly, and showed her the victory conditions first. This manual is only a dozen pages in total, and most of them are about all card types and generals. I guarantee that she will learn it quickly.

"Your dear brother is the lord, shouldn't you be a loyal minister?"

In fact, I still like a carefree character like a loyal minister. There is a human shield like the lord in front of me, so I don't have to worry about killing the wrong person. Even if I die, there are traitors to support the overall situation. It's easy!

"Don't try to pretend to be my identity, play the game well, hurry up and choose cards..."

But Xiaoxi's attitude is still very poor, and he ignores my jokes.

It was decided that this time, the durian will be eaten by others, and the outside will be eaten by Xiaoxi. Everyone else will share it equally. Only Xiaoxi will eat two whole portions. I am very generous, right?

After taking the general card that Xiaoxi gave me, in addition to the old-fashioned Cao Sun Liu, there were only one Guo Jia and Lu Meng.

"Well, that's it."

Sure enough, it's Guo Jia, Guo Jia, who has four drops of blood, is a bit invincible.

Starting counterclockwise, they are Tang Tang's Da Qiao, Xiaoxi's Sima Yi, Tina's Huang Yueying and You Lin's Zhang Jiao, all of whom don't seem to be good people.

"Nanman."

"Here, start the game with four cards, draw two more cards at the beginning of the round, and use the tip first if you have the tip. Don't target the wrong person at the beginning, the master will be finished."

This should be the most obvious skill, but this skill will not be listed in the manual. I will tell Fang Yiyi now, and it can be regarded as a teaching purpose, right?

"No kills, draw me a card."

"Are you going to smoke me?"

In order to make sure I heard correctly, I asked again, the situation on the field is not clear at all, but if Xiaoxi jumped out now, it would be a different matter.

"Haven't you seen the jumping?"

"Okay! It's hard to guard against thieves day and night, kill!"

There was a pile of garbage in my hands, not even a peach. After I took another kill from Xiaoxi, I put on a weapon and started to chop.