The Original God of Glass Moon Worshipper

"This is not a drink, this is a precious energy supplement!"

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"...Although I can't bear to tell you the truth, I still want to say that this is an ordinary drink."

I always feel that I have seen through the leopard how miserable Mona's daily life is.

True Monarch without money to eat is well-deserved.

If it weren't for this jug that he bought at Liyue Port, Gu Sanqiu would have wondered if he had encountered some classic plot of urban novels, and he could find the ultimate leak when he bought anything, such as after pouring water. It will become the kind of wine.

But what's in it, it's definitely not an ordinary drink.

Item: Coke

Origin: A creature in a secret realm that uses cola as its muscles and bones and wine as its flesh and blood.

Remarks: The more ferocious the creature is, the more mellow the cola wine brewed in its body will taste, and it can be drunk separately when used with a double gallbladder pot. Of course, there are also people who like the unique taste of cola wine.

"Well, can you give me more of this energy supplement, it's really important to me."

Mona was a little bit twitchy: "Although I know that it's a bit too much to ask you to give me such a precious thing when we first met, but I still..."

"Okay, it's alright."

Gu Sanqiu interrupted the other party, and took out a full pot of Coke from his arms and handed it to the other party.

"This is a pure drink, which is what you call an energy supplement. It is given to you without any additional conditions."

If it continued like this, Gu Sanqiu was afraid that he would come up with such a strange link as "black silk repayment of debt" in the blink of an eye.

He didn't want to be included in the textbook "Liyue's Special Cases in the Past Ten Years" by Yan Fei.

"Is it really for me, thank you very much!"

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Mona happily took the coke can and then lightly drew a spell with her right hand.

"Well, there's actually nothing in it. The people of Fengxiang are really gentlemen."

"Why are you so skilled? Hey, don't tell me that someone used this way to plot against you..."

Gu Sanqiu's face twitched, he originally thought that the real monarch who had no money to eat was just a joke, and not many outsiders knew this kind of key information.

Now it seems... Does it mean that someone already knows how to win over, or even kidnap the astrologer?

But kidnapping is kidnapping, if Mona has the mind to deal with them, they'd better prepare to face the punishment of an excellent astrologer.

"No, no, it's not a question of being skilled or unskilled. These things are the abilities that an excellent girl who walks the rivers and lakes should have."

When talking about this topic, Mona glanced at Gu Sanqiu with a rather complacent look, which probably meant "Sister has traveled more than you have eaten salt" or something.

"Including when you are walking around the rivers and lakes, it is easy to lose food?"

That's right, it's no longer a question of whether you can get enough to eat, but whether you can have something to eat.

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"Me, am I being so obvious?"

"It's not an obvious question."

Gu Sanqiu is thinking about his words. Although he is a straight man at the alloy level of the universe, he still has the level of emotional intelligence to save face for the opposite sex when they meet for the first time.

"It's that the message is written clearly on your face."

Well, the wording fails.

"Well, that's what it is."

Mona drew circles with her fingers in frustration: "I don't want to use divination for my own profit, so many times my wallet is empty and there is no extra financial income."

Is this the "girl who walks the rivers and lakes all the year round"? Gu Sanqiu took a sip of wine silently.

If this is an achievement item in the game, this achievement is definitely the type of yin and yang, and the purpose of design is to make the player's mentality.

"In other words, your strength should not be weak, why don't you go to the Adventurer's Association to place an order or something."

"Even if there is no mercenary group to fight monsters, the tasks of collecting and finding lost things should be very easy for you."

"I know you don't intend to use divination for profit, but for these simple tasks, it is enough to rely on your strong intuition as an astrologer."

"No way...As long as I go to the Adventurer's Association, many people want to come to me for divination, and maybe they won't be able to get the quest in the end, and they will be a bunch of boring guys. harassment."

Mona gritted her teeth and said, "And you Liyue's outrageous son-in-law, who specially found someone to squat me in various places, just to invite me to a meal?"

"Just kidding, I'm the great astrologer Astorogis Mona Megistus, don't I know what they're thinking?"

Gu Sanqiu choked, then looked at Mona speechlessly.

"Since you know what they want to do, why don't you go out and have a drink, and then find a chance to counter them and run away?"

"No, astrologers have self-respect, and I won't do such nasty things for the sake of my appetite!"

"So how on earth did you say such positive words on an empty stomach..."

Gu Sanqiu shook his head: "Then let me ask you a question, it doesn't involve divination."

"You wanted to ask me about the stone at the beginning, whether it was you who wanted to know about it personally, or was it driven by someone behind it."

"Just because I wanted to know, because fate was fluctuating on that object."

Mona said: "I have seen too many stable and solid fates, and being able to observe those erratic, even strange and unpredictable fates is helpful for my ability to improve."

"I see."

Gu Sanqiu is very satisfied with this answer, at least this answer is in line with Mona's character, not the kind of reason that sounds like nonsense.

So he threw out a silver note.

"It's [-] Mora. If you subsidize your living, you should be paid for answering questions."

[Gu Sanqiu] rewarded [Mona] [-] Mora.

"One by one, ten thousand?!"

Chapter 22: News from the Adventurers' Guild

"Sniff, sniff—"

In the morning, Gu Sanqiu glanced at the walnut whose small nose was gently twitching beside him.

"What are you doing?"

"Hey, Sanqiu honestly explained, what bad things did you do yesterday."

Hu Tao's face showed the expression possessed by a detective: "There is a woman's fragrance."

"...You don't know what happened to my house yesterday. Do you think I have the leisure and time?"

Gu Sanqiu didn't change his face, joking, if Mona's economic conditions could still spray perfume, his name would be written upside down!

As for things like body fragrance, isn't this the smell of sweat in a strict sense?

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"Who knows, when things were so big yesterday, who knows if you did something weird to relax."

"Please delete the plot that you read from the novel, please delete it. In your eyes, a man is like the reincarnation of Teddy."

Gu Sanqiu tapped Hu Tao's forehead: "Don't say too much, did you feel any special after going back yesterday, for example, your body relaxed a little or something."

"Hmph, no, I had a toothache yesterday, and it's all your fault for making me eat something strange."

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"A patient of your size is likely to be quite troublesome for doctors. After all, no one wants to diagnose and treat a guy who is insincere."

Gu Sanqiu steadily complained: "Isn't it a good thing to be honest?"

"No."

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The Master of the Hall of Rebirth used the skill [Continuous Mouth]

"Mr. Gu, so you are here."

A man wearing dark green-colored clothes ran over, stopped in front of Gu Sanqiu, put his hands on his knees and took a few breaths.

"Yo, people from the Adventurer's Association? Why do you want to find me?"

Gu Sanqiu raised his brows: "Could it be that, a long, long time ago, there was an explanation for the matter that I asked you to do?"

"Yes, it is."

The young man took out a scroll and gave it to Gu Sanqiu: "We have completed your entrustment. Please also ask Mr. Gu to transfer the balance to the account of our Adventurers Association on time."

"Take this note to Liyue Bank, it has my private seal on it, they know what to do."

Gu Sanqiu smiled: "Also, please don't think about doing anything like forgery. The mark on it is time-sensitive."

"Okay, I'll go now."

Hu Tao built a pergola in his hands, and watched the flamboyant Adventurers Association social animals run towards Liyue Bank, and then looked at his little friend curiously.

"Sanqiu, when did you entrust the Adventurer's Association, why I don't know."

"You must not know, because even I almost forgot about it."

Because this commission was made by the last Gu Sanqiu, strictly speaking, it was basically an old commission, and it would be accurate to report it.

"Even you are about to forget yourself, so why are they still busy looking for you now?"

"Guess how many people I killed yesterday?"

Gu Sanqiu chuckled: "Do you know why this commission took so long?"

"If I remember correctly, I was on the highest level of commissions at the time, and I asked for the kind that the best players of the Adventurer's Association could handle as quickly as possible."

"But at that time, it was estimated that someone had already started to stare at me. To put it a bit harsher, someone went to the Adventurer's Association to do some dirty business and deliberately delayed my time."