Luoshu's Adventures of the Past

Rashu's Adventures of the Past by Admiral Doug

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Take risks, brag, flirt with girls and push **;

Get on the ship, get on the human type, get on the machine girl and get on the heroic spirit;

Marrying a wife, a lot of joy, a big quilt at night;

Doing nothing but having fun, and playing the gods and Buddhas happily.

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Chapter 1: The Fool ([-])

The story begins like this:

The man wielded a military shovel with both hands, and slaughtered the zombies rushing towards him in the corridor like cutting melons and vegetables. Each shovel sliced ​​off a shriveled head, and the almost dry blood in the zombie's body spurted out feebly. Scattered like a fountain without power, turning the man's boots and pants a disgusting dark brown after he fell to the ground.And the woman behind him held a half-meter-long metal baseball bat in one hand, and clasped a police explosion-proof shield in the other, followed him cautiously, and while brandishing the weapon, she could also take care of the dead people under her feet. , but there are still still stiff corpses. Although the beautiful legs exposed under the hot pants look slender, they can break free very powerfully and avoid the claws waving randomly on the ground. A possible raid from the ground.

The two of them had a difficult time walking, the space in the stairwell was narrow, and it was difficult for them to walk. However, they didn't have the slightest thought of retreating. Under the attack of the corpses, they tried their best to paint the surrounding pale walls with splashed flesh and blood. ——Too many killings, maybe the original color of these walls can't be seen at all, the fuzzy brown and the black of rotting internal organs surround the two of them, as if they were placed in the intestinal tract of some kind of animal, hell on earth, but in this way.

"Bai Ji! We! And! Which floor?!"

"Hurry up! We're here!! Still there! Ten meters! Turn left!!"

The pace of the two is a bit rusty. From time to time, the man needs to turn his head to take care of the woman who has not followed. Sometimes the woman will bump into the man's back when retreating. However, even if the coordination is poor, it is inconvenient to deal with these movements. However, the zombies still have enough strength, the only thing that worries them is their physical strength.The camera zooms out, the entire lower nine floors of the stairwell are covered with stinky corpses, and there are countless zombies on the tenth floor where the two of them are. As the only living people in this building, they almost attracted the whole The eyes of building zombies, the smell of sweat and hormones from the living body are irresistible temptations for zombies. The desire to eat has become the only need, covering up all the instincts of life, there is no good and evil, and there is no Rationality and madness, this species does not think at all other than devouring the flesh and blood of living creatures. Facing such a rush of corpses who have no way to communicate, even the brave heroes will feel the fear of suffocation.

"Get out of here!!"

The man swept over with a shovel, and with great force, he sent two dead bones flying. In this fleeting moment, he threw away the shovel in his right hand and knocked away the monster who was about to replace him. He stretched out and grabbed the woman's belt. She ran forward quickly.

"We're almost there! I saw that the building number above is 101! Hold on to Bai Ji!"

A few steps away, there were only two or three zombies still capable of fighting, but there was only one weapon left for men to fight.Originally wielding two military shovels at the same time, it was as brutal and stable as a meat grinder, but now it seemed a little overwhelmed with an extra burden in its hand. In a few seconds, it was dangerous, and it was almost bitten by a zombie.

"Give me the right side!"

As the man's progress was blocked, the woman immediately turned over, and the two started working simultaneously, cutting the zombie in front of them into pieces-this cooperation seemed straightforward, but their rear was fully exposed, and the two were also clearly conscious. At this point, it's just that the arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Now I'm afraid there is no way to distract and worry about what's behind, so I can only rush up with one brain, rushing with my life, maybe... there is still a glimmer of life.

"Fuck! Get out!"

The man could barely breathe, his roar and words became shorter and shorter, from long sentences to short sentences to standard single-word curses, and finally he could only utter one word between breaths, which showed that he was exhausted and unable to Continue to support, but fortunately this is also the last zombie in front of the fire exit. After kicking and flying, the two of them rushed to the room they wanted to designate in three steps and two steps. With the support of the joint efforts of the people, the attack of the outside zombies was supported, and a relatively safe space was isolated for them.

Saved, though only temporarily.

The two of them collapsed on the ground, without any scruples, gasping for breath, their brains could not think, their eyes could not see, they touched and slapped casually, and they were completely unconscious. They might have exhausted their strength to the limit, but no matter how embarrassing and embarrassing they were at this time , and finally survived, the world outside the window is still burning, countless zombies are wandering downstairs, and this city seems to be a city of death under the control of monsters.

"Have you... been hurt by them?"

The man turned over with difficulty and looked at the female companion lying beside him—the woman he called Bai Ji was also in a mess, with dirty blood and rotten flesh all over her clothes and naked body. It's hard to tell whether it's the zombie's or her own.The man groped towards her with trembling hands. It could be seen that he was a little hesitant, as if he was concerned about the difference between men and women, but at this moment, life and death were at stake, and he couldn't allow too much thought, so he finally touched it and didn't do the inspection he wanted. with.

"I'm fine..."

The woman did not resist, and obediently let the man touch her. At the same time, she turned her head and squeezed a smile from her tired face. The virtuousness made the man feel distressed.Finally, the two recovered their breath, and under the intense consumption like intense sex, they gradually calmed down the violent panting, and calmed down together with the gradually fading zombie sounds outside the door.

"That thing should be right here..."

The man stood up straight with difficulty, moved slowly, and began to search carefully in this dilapidated room, and the woman who came with him also took a breath after a while, and groped in the room together with the man .

"Look for it, it's a tarot card...about the size of a poker card...a card that's as long as a finger, as wide as a half finger, and thinner than a fingernail, that's it."

The man explained patiently, and at the same time began to rummage through the drawers in front of him. All kinds of useless sundries were thrown to the ground by him, making the sound disturbing and restless.

"Don't worry, we have reached the target location, and it will be a matter of time to find it. Don't be controlled by your emotions. Anger is not helpful for doing things."

The woman's words gradually calmed the man's anxious breath, he searched the cabinet in front of him, but still found nothing, and just when he was lost, he felt a warm body stuck behind him, a pair of beautiful arms wrapped around his body neck, continued to comfort:

"Now you are the champion waiting for the award, don't make a fool of yourself because the award is late, you will be laughed at."

"Who would laugh at me, Bai Ji... only you and I are left here, don't you?"

The man's tone revealed a trace of sadness, but only for a moment, the frown was relieved, and the woman's palm reached into his neckline, massaging his chest, after the catastrophe, the remaining hormones were ready to move, making him He can't concentrate.

"Aren't I enough? Who else do you want?"

"I can't take your words..."

Under the ambiguous atmosphere, the two chatted casually.Suddenly a burst of golden light flickered behind the two of them, and the man looked back. Under the messy garbage and building debris, a card slowly floated up with the light, breaking free from the shackles of gravity.

"Sure enough, it's here..."

The card flew towards the man's open palm, and at the same time as he touched it, a large amount of information flooded into his mind, making him stunned on the ground beyond digestion.

"no. 0 fools

Identity Binding: Luoshu

Confirm that you have obtained the adventurer qualification of God's Domain.

The Fool is a relatively special card in the Tarot. It is mysterious and difficult to interpret. It has diametrically opposite interpretations in different situations.In your hands, it means forging ahead, exploring, and venturing into unknown areas, full of fighting spirit and hope, and expecting results; but it is also accompanied by risks and uncertainties, unpredictable emergencies and endings.

special power:

The Fool's Greed: Fools like it and look forward to windfalls. Adventurers who have the Fool's Card will get more rewards than others through killing and adventure tasks in daily battles, and search for unowned things You can also keep it for yourself.

The Covenant of the Fool: The Fool does not like to walk alone. During the adventure of God's Domain, the Fool can recruit followers to fight against the enemy together. Each follower will consume the Fool's 1000 red soul reward, and the Fool's followers will also enjoy the previous skill "Fool's Greed" bonus.

The fool's survival in danger: stepping on the cliff and still smiling, the fool's ignorance is both indifference and great wisdom.During the adventure in God's Domain, the Fool can have an early warning of sudden danger, and every time he survives exhaustion, his own ability will increase slightly.

A total of 3039 red souls were obtained from previous adventures, and a total of 1539 red souls were obtained from killing zombies (including 684 red souls obtained by Bai Ji). Complete the task: find your Tarot card, and obtain 1500 red souls.After deducting the 1000 red souls that Bai Ji recruited in advance, the remaining 2039 red souls are available for disposal. 』

Finally got it... With this card, this thrilling adventure officially begins.

Chapter 2: The Fool ([-])

Tarot cards, a mysterious divination prop derived from ancient Europe, include 22 major Arcana cards and 56 minor Arcana cards. Through blind selection and interpretation of the cards, the Tarot master can give certain information to the inquirer. To this day, there are still many people fanatically pursuing this kind of power that can predict the future. The Tarot masters who make a living by this are also popular with some women. An ancient culture.

But at this time, the card in Luo Shu's hand was not used for divination - rather than saying that the "Fool's Card" was a card, it was better to say that it was a passport with a pattern and an abstract electronic housekeeper.

While touching this card, Luo Shu naturally understood its usage: how to use it to break through the walls of time and space to travel and travel in different worlds, how to use it to return to his safe house in God's Domain to train and rest, how to Use it to meet your basic necessities, buy weapons, learn skills, strengthen your body... You can even use this card to do things that you never imagined. Although you can't understand the principle of its operation, you just know it. How to use it, although you know it, you don't know why.

Of course, to enjoy all the conveniences brought by this card, the premise is that there must be enough currency recognized by the card: red souls. If there are not enough red souls, nothing can be done. ID only.

Money can turn ghosts around.Heroes without money often make trouble.Luo Shu clearly knows how much he is currently worth. The red soul has about 2000 more. He can use the exchange system built into the card to check the price: the price of a ton of pure water is about 1 soul, and the price of a smart phone, It ranges from 300 to 600; a packaged Chinese meal for two with tableware is less than 10, while a set of outdoor sports travel equipment costs more than 100.

There are some differences and fluctuations between the commodity prices provided in this card and the real world, but there seems to be a certain rule: the more natural the items with less processing, the lower the price, and the processing is cumbersome and precise, even with human What cannot be produced with existing technology is more expensive.

There are also props that only appear in magic and comprehension novels that only appear in legends, and they are even more expensive, costing millions. I am afraid that I will not be able to experience the feeling of Yujian Feixian in a short time.Now that I have this little red soul in my hand, I can’t live a well-off life for the time being, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to last for a long time with food and clothing. To continue earning some souls, the first thing to do is to solve the immediate life problems. Judging from the current situation, the biggest threat is not the zombies wandering outside the door, but the stomach that has not eaten for two days.

Having made up his mind, Luo Shu looked around.The living room of the room in front of me is obviously a trace of being looted. I don't know if the owner of the house left in a hurry, or if there was a turmoil later and elegant guests came. Except that the furniture is still intact, there is really nothing useful There were no medicines in the medicine box, no tools in the toolbox.The 70-inch LCD TV on the TV cabinet was smashed with a big hole, and the remote control was missing.After walking two steps to the kitchen, the pots, pans and pans were scattered all over the floor, and the ceramics were basically broken, but the tableware was well preserved. There was some dust on the metal knives, forks and spoons, but they were still intact after all. I am really glad that this room The owner of the house is a western food pie.

Walking inside, there is a bathroom of more than ten square meters. On both sides are bedrooms facing the door, one large and one small. In the small bedroom, there are empty cribs and building block toys scattered on the floor, which makes him unable to bear to look at it any longer.

The large bedroom faces the light, and has not suffered any major damage. There are unfolded quilts on the double bed, and a closed wardrobe next to the bedside table. There are still clothes, including pajamas, in it. There are men and women. On the opposite side was a large dressing table with a mirror. The lipstick and eyeshadow scattered on it were obviously not intentionally left by the hostess, but they just left in a hurry, and a few fell on the ground.The two-bedroom and one-living room of this family is quite large, with a space of more than 100 square meters, which is impeccable as a temporary foothold.What caught Luo Shu's attention the most was the large bathtub in the spacious bathroom. Two adults could soak and bathe in it at the same time. Presumably the original owner of the house also enjoyed the good time of bathing.Luo Shu smelled the disgusting smell of blood plasma and carrion from his body. He really didn't have any appetite, so he didn't even think about it. As if he was talking to himself, he held the card and looked directly at the bathtub and said:

"Fill me with warm water."

The water is full.Yes, straight up filling the tub and steaming.As soon as Luo Shu's words fell, the card carried out his orders accurately, completely grasping his thoughts.For a man covered in dirt, the steam from this pot of hot water has an irresistible allure.Luo Shu didn't see where the water came from, and he didn't want to think about it now. He took off his clothes three times and then jumped into the bathtub. With the splash of water, the ripples subsided, and the man He got his head out of the water and kept rubbing his naked body with his hands. The look of hunger and thirst was like a struggling orangutan falling into the water, which was a little funny.

"Refreshing! So refreshing! I don't know how to describe this feeling... It's as refreshing as putting on new underwear on New Year's morning!"

After being intoxicated in the water for a while, Luo Shu seemed to remember that there was another person beside him, and said to Bai Ji who was lying on the edge of the bathtub and smiling at him with a little embarrassment:

"Sorry, I'm too excited. In this case, women should be given priority... Wait a minute, I'll come out right away, and I should be able to give you a new basin of water."

"Don't worry, you really have accumulated a lot of pressure, and if you don't release it, you will easily go wrong, and washing one by one is too wasteful, why don't you wash it together?"

"what?"

Luo Shu, who was washing his face, was rubbing his face with his hands, but he couldn't see what Bai Ji was doing, but there was a faint whispering voice in his ears, coupled with Bai Ji's later words, he was stunned.Before he could react, another object entered the tub, squeezing some more water out of it.

"Well, it's true... I don't want to go out because I'm so comfortable. In the future, we must make a big bathtub, and I will soak in it for a while every night."

Luo Shu wiped off the water stains on his face with his hands and opened his eyes. Bai Ji quickly threw her dirty clothes on the ground. Like him, her whole body was soaked in water from the neck down. It made the pond a bit muddy, but this bit of blood couldn't block the man's sight at all—or rather, it added a layer of hazy blood, and the exquisite and fit figure of the beautiful woman in front of him was even more attractive, as if it had been seasoned Fried steak with sauce, the most primitive desire in the heart began to spread from the heart along the blood vessels to the whole body like a snake.

"Wouldn't soap and body wash be too much trouble if you can get water?"

Bai Ji soaked her naturally curly blond hair in the water, and gently scrubbed her body. The blood stains gradually receded, and her white and tender body revealed its original skin color. The dent at the collarbone flowed into the gully on the chest, and the trajectory was clearly visible. At such a distance, even the ups and downs of her chest caused by her breathing could be seen by the man without the slightest defense.Luo Shu couldn't imagine how a woman could take care of herself to achieve this kind of figure and skin quality. She was just a battle entourage that he paid in advance when he entered this adventure world.

"What's wrong with you? Do you need me to wash it for you?"

Accompanied by Bai Ji's refreshing voice after bathing, the woman's body slowly cut through the water and approached the man's body.Before Luo Shu could react, Bai Ji's hand had already touched his chest, soaked in water, and slowly scrubbed his chest with her palm.

"call…"

Luo Shu exhaled slowly, feeling that Bai Ji's washing and wiping had squeezed out all the air in his lungs, and he couldn't do anything other than sit in this bathtub and enjoy her service.

"Your body is really good, with little fat...very strong..."

Luo Shu savored Bai Ji's words, not knowing what she meant when she said that she was in good shape, whether it meant that strong people were more likely to survive the doomsday, or had other ambiguous meanings.

Chapter 3: The Fool ([-])

The next morning, the sun shone into the bedroom, Luo Shu, who was in a daze, stretched out his hands to block the dazzling light like a spear, and woke up faintly.Bai Ji was sleeping soundly in her arms on the right side, her body was half covered with a blanket, covering a part of her body, except that her legs were entangled with him, and the weight of his upper body was also on the man, who was a little numb and unable to move.Luo Shu covered his eyes with his hands, and gradually recognized the situation in front of him:

"Now, am I still dreaming? 』

He couldn't be sure. For the past few days, he had tried his best to survive the zombie attack every day. The hopeless doomsday environment had already had some illusory effects on reality, causing him a little cognitive impairment.In the previous few nights, either he could not sleep, listening to the chewing sound of zombies in the distance and the car alarm sounding from time to time, or he was in a dream, and he had to keep running for his life to avoid the pursuit of various monsters. When he woke up, his body was covered in cold sweat, and his heart was beating like a noisy alarm clock, which made him so irritable that he wanted to end his life immediately.

But last night was different, he kept flirting with Bai Ji, and whenever there was any energy left, he would pull over the already unbearable woman who was tossed by him, brutally beat her, and even carried her to the balcony once, wandering around In the dangerous building with many zombies, let Bai Ji's voice of Langjiao cut through the night sky and fill the whole city.

Zuo Ai and running away, to Luo Shu at this time, I don't know which is more like a dream.

He looked at the beer cans, bento boxes and more than a dozen balls of toilet paper scattered on the ground. After a long time, he took out a cigarette from under the pillow, lit it, and swallowed violently, as if he had done so. , can prove that he is truly alive as a human being, not a lamb who only knows how to escape.