Luoshu's Adventures of the Past

Chapter 23: I TM Cum Exploded ([-])

"Area B? Are you sure?"

Megas and Bai Ji also got into the car, and they seemed very dissatisfied with Luo Shu's behavior of directly increasing the difficulty of hunting.We must know that Mei Jiasi and Bai Ji have not encountered any fatal danger in the C area these days, but they still feel a little powerless to deal with the large-scale attack of corpses. I thought that after Luo Shu returned to the team, the three of them could gradually adapt to the C area. , to further improve my ability, but I didn't expect...

"It's not that I'm looking for trouble, but my ultimate move - the improved version of the full version 1.36 of 'Shooting Explosion Technique', you must use 'Dasha' as the target to test its power. Ordinary zombies are not worth mentioning at all..."

"Look at you crazy!"

Luo Shu's cheap look at this time can be photographed with a big gold chain, sunglasses and cigars on his face, with an expression of "I'm just pretending to be aggressive, what can you do to me".Megas didn't persuade him any more. After all, although the three of them may not be able to kill happily in Area B now, there should be no problem if they escape.Megas asked one last time before lighting up:

"Are you sure? At that time, don't be scared by the tyrant and pee your pants like half a month ago."

"Don't worry, it's the one that's incontinent this time."

The three of them drove out, and Megas' home was at least 2 hours' drive from the nearest District B, which was the farthest distance chosen for safety.Luo Shu didn't even look at the scattered zombies along the way, as if they were ants on the ground, they were no longer a threat, and there was nothing to do while driving. Megas couldn't bear his curiosity, and began to question the What did Luo Shu do?

"It's nothing, just practice the ripples and keep fit."

"fitness?"

Megas looked at the jacket that was half-zipped by Luo Shu. There was only a thin T-shirt inside. The clothes were tightly attached to the body, and the outline of his body could be seen. The muscles were indeed much stronger than before, especially the pectoral muscles. , the shape is very full, you can feel the current body of Luo Shu, full of strength.

However, is the strength of a single body useful in the face of a tsunami-like attack of corpses?

"Muscle strength alone is useless. Heart, lungs, kidneys, various pancreas... If the capabilities of these organs cannot keep up, the body will still be like a tank that has been cut off oil, only when it is beaten. Forget it, it doesn't help the battle... So, apart from the muscles, I mainly exercised and strengthened the performance of the organs. While performing low-oxygen or even anaerobic training, I manipulated the ripples and used the energy of the ripples to promote their development. The results and It's almost the same as I expected, although my strength hasn't improved much now, but due to the strengthening of my heart and lung function and the stable secretion of hormones in my body, I almost have no side effects when I perform the 'Shot Explosion Technique'..."

Luo Shu introduced what he had done in the past few days, and the three of them drove into Area B. In order to save time in searching, Megasi simply started to whistle after entering, and at the same time called out the machine gun on the car. Bai Ji started, and the zombies that appeared surging were massacred by this Hummer. In more than ten minutes, the number of casualties exceeded a thousand. The filthy flesh and blood made the three people in the wind feel sick. Let the zombies appear quickly...

"Look, at ten o'clock, he's coming... Wait, something seems wrong."

The ground vibrated, and the frequency was still frightening, but it was obvious that the rhythm of the vibration was very chaotic, not at all like the tyrant's step-by-step calmness, which surprised Megas.

"OH MY GOD... unexpectedly... there are 5 of them appearing at the same time! No, we must retreat quickly this time, it is too dangerous for us to deal with 5 of them at the same time!"

"Don't panic, Megas... what you saw was 5 stupid zombies, but what I saw was a lot of reward points... and 5 farewell shouts to my fear of them in the past Opportunity!"

Luo Shu stood up, took off the rifle behind him and aimed at the 5 Tyrants who were rushing forward, focusing on adjusting his breathing.Megas resisted the hand on the handle, leaving Luo Shu with a chance to prove himself.This time was different from before, Luo Shu aimed for a long time, but neither he nor the body of the gun had any vision, neither golden light nor lightning, it seemed that he was just about to shoot an ordinary shot, but after a few seconds, Luo Shu One shot was fired, and the bullet flew into the tyrant's body after flying at high speed, but his action was sluggish. An unbelievable situation happened: a gradually stronger golden light was shot from the tyrant's single hole, and the tyrant's body was tight. Then, the tyrant convulsed, and his body swelled uncontrollably. Finally, after reaching the limit, he was exploded by the golden flames and exploded into pieces of flesh. Obviously, the dead could no longer die...

Then, what happened to Luo Shu who fired a single shot? Will he pass out because his body is not used to Ripple Sprint?

Luo Shu stood firmly in the car, raised his hand to pull the bolt, and dropped the bullet casing. Before Megas and Bai Ji could ask, he had already entered the ripple breathing method. A few seconds later, the second shot was fired, and the other end The zombies exploded in the same way, causing the remaining three-headed tyrants to speed up and lead the ordinary zombies to rush towards them!

As for Luo Shu, who fired two shots, he set up his rifle again after a simple panting adjustment, ready to shoot his third shot!

"Taste the results of my practice! Ripples sprint and shoot continuously!"

Three shots and three tyrant-type zombies, but Luo Shu was still not satisfied and was about to continue shooting, but Megas and Bai Ji's morale was boosted, and they couldn't stand Luo Shu's solo show performance at all.A blond beauty rushed out of the Humvee, her boots stepped into the ground, and the surrounding area was burned by golden flames. Countless corpses that rushed over were incinerated like this. Bai Ji rushed to a tyrant, leaped, and threw The short sword slashed at it, and the tyrant was completely worthwhile in terms of strength. The weak woman in front of her smiled and waved her hand to block it, but she had no idea that she had fallen into Bai Ji's way!The blade in Bai Ji's hand burst out with golden light. Although the tyrant was not beheaded or knocked down, the terrifying power of the holy light rushed straight into the tyrant's head, making him stay where he was and howled, unable to move any further. !

This is a stun skill!

"It's called 'repentance', just as it means, you are in the deepest part of hell, repent your crimes!"

Bai Ji swung her weapon from bottom to top, and the unsuspecting tyrant was cut in half by the cut that avoided the protective armor, blood spattered, exposing the internal organs and bones inside, and fell to the ground, unable to move anymore.

The other zombie wanted to rush over to kill Bai Ji who was already approaching, but after taking two steps, he heard a sound of mechanical rotation, and then, a storm of guns poured down, and it was too late to reach out to block several guns Just got into his body, and amidst the roar of unwillingness to die, was torn into minced meat residue by the **** storm. So far, 5 elite tyrant zombies were all hunted down by the three of Luo Shu, and the ordinary zombies Fleeing in fear brought the neighborhood back to the tranquility of the dead city.

Area B, conquest is in sight.

Chapter 24: Banquet Carnival and Lifeless Escape ([-])

"cheers!"

At nightfall, Luo Shu, Megas and others celebrated at home.The four people set the dining table full of food and wine, and the phonograph in the living room played festive music. The contemptuous provocation of death and the cold world, from the silent mountain villa, shines far away.

"I've made a lot of money! With today's ticket, I won't have to worry about food and clothing for more than ten years!"

How much did Luo Shu and the others earn in Area B today?The numbers are unbelievable: Tens of thousands of small zombies were killed, and more than a hundred of the tyrant type. Not only did Luo Shu's red soul reward points soar to 25, Megas' points also broke his historical record , At least 7 to 8 net profits came into the account. The wealth of the three of them was like a potential stock in a bull market riding a roller coaster.

"Of course, my awareness is not as low as food and clothing. Next, I have to think about how to continue to strengthen and adapt to higher difficulty. I believe that one day we will definitely be able to enter the central S area and kill that queen. , and then leave this ghost place with a good harvest!"

Megas drank a little too much and spoke incoherently.For a while, he called this place full of treasures, where earning rewards is easier than eating lettuce, and at the same time he cursed that this place is not at all lively, so boring that it fades out of the big west.Luo Shu doesn't bother to care about him like this. It's a lot of fun to watch his friends be stupid when he's happy. Anyway, looking at Tihua's unkind eyes, Luo Shu knows that Megas won't be too drunk after he sobers up. feel good.On the contrary, the woman beside him kept pouring wine for Megas, as diligently as a sister-in-law who met her eldest brother for the first time, making the one-eyed man who had already drank a little dazed to hold Luo Shu firmly with her big hand, The tone of the elders exhorted:

"You said that your follower... er, no, not a follower... wife... is a wife! How wonderful... you go to the battlefield to kill the enemy during the day, chop melons and chop vegetables as quickly as you can, and you are full of goddess fan. No one dares to approach her with that aura , when I come back at night, I will be a little bird, soft and soft, and I will close the door in the house when it is dark, and I will listen to you...you say...you say it, okay!"

After talking about it, Megas hinted wildly at Luo Shu with an obscene and filial expression, a standard drunkard's gossip mode.The ruthless mercenary who fell from the sky and rescued the two once found out after Luo Shu got to know him well that this guy was cool in front of strangers, but he was still an old lady with a funny personality in essence. The contrast was outrageous, but looking at him Looking at Tihua, who was giggling non-stop, Luo Shu could somewhat understand the difficulty of being a single father, so he simply followed him and said, after all, he can make this one trapped here for many years, I hope everyone will see it. It's really amazing that the big brother who hasn't seen him is as happy as he is today.

"Boss is right, everything is right! Don't drink anymore, I can't lift you up. If you get drunk, you can sleep in the living room tonight."

"Don't... stop drinking? Hmm? This beauty is toasting me... can I not drink?"

Megas smirked at Bai Ji in a daze, nodded while holding a wine glass and asked:

"Xiaobai, tell me... don't you..."

"Yes, brother, what you said is right! Our family can't bear it when we feel that we should be happy. We have gained so much today, how can men not drink some! Come on, Brother Megas, I will toast you again !"

"Okay... let's go... let's go...!"

Ton, ton, ton, ton... Megas was dry again. Brandy, a fruit wine that needs to be savored slowly, was poured into his stomach like boiled water. On Luo Shu's face, the smoke made him pinch his nose all the time.

"But Xiao... Xiaobai... I seem to be a little... drank too much..."

Megas shook the wine bottle, pointed at the woman's head with trembling fingers, and continued to babble inarticulately.

"Now I see you...on your head... there seems to be...something...is it a...horn? You...you are...well, you know how to play...this...what is this...make...uniform cosplay ...acting?"

Luo Shu smiled awkwardly, hugged the woman in his arms nervously, pinched her waist, the latter shook his head quickly, and got rid of the strange object on his head, smiling in response:

"Oh~ You really drank too much, what horns do you have! That's not a cow anymore! Don't make fun of me like this, Brother Megas~"

"Yes...is it...I'm sure...drinking...drinking too much..."

Megas fell back with a smirk, and snoring sounded after a while.The two of Luo Shu broke into a cold sweat and talked in a voice that Tihua couldn't hear:

"I almost revealed my truth... Fortunately, Mei Jiasi was drunk, otherwise it would be difficult to explain..."

"I won't reveal my secrets, Your Highness... His acting skills are still very good! You see, Big Brother Megas has been praising me..."

"Hold it! You've made him familiar with you by making such a fuss. Tomorrow, Bai Ji will put his hot face on his cold ass. It's no wonder he doesn't doubt it."

There is no doubt that the woman sitting next to Luo Shu is not Bai Ji, who has just been transferred to a high-cold female knight, but the devil girl Agnia. Necessary trouble, I want to lie that Bai Ji is tired and has gone to bed, but today the three of them are very active, and it is unreasonable to lack a protagonist at the celebration banquet. There is no other way but to let Agniya come out to the banquet instead of Bai Ji. Shu urged her to talk less and eat more, don't mess with her. The two suspect her identity, but the little devil squinted his starry eyes and gave Luo Shu a victory gesture and declared: "Leave it to me~ It's okay! "Then adopted another more extreme method - to quickly get Megas drunk, and during the time of suppressing the signs of the demon, coaxed Megas to drink continuously, drinking When they fall asleep, there will naturally be no doubts, and all the problems can be naturally blamed on the drunk head, which can be regarded as achieving their intended purpose before going out.When Megas snored, Luo Shu heaved a sigh of relief. He picked up the dishes on the table and took a break to bring over the bowl of soft-shelled turtle soup that no one had touched. He drank and drank, thinking that tonight would pass peacefully, but Xiao Dihua looked at him with a small smile. The dangerous and treacherous eyes unique to children made Luo Shu more uneasy, and hurriedly asked:

"What's the matter, Tifa?"

"Hmm...it's nothing, I just observed a little bit and found out the secret of Sister Bai Ji."

Luo Shu was so frightened that he dropped the spoon into the bowl with a bang, speechless.You must know that creatures like demons are not acceptable to ordinary people. Once they find out Agnia's identity, not to mention that the alliance may break, at least they will have a grudge, and they will no longer be able to fully trust each other.Luo Shu, who thought that everything would be fine when Megas fell asleep after drinking too much, probably thought his daughter was too simple. I don't know how the little girl found out, so I simply fooled her.

"What secrets does your sister have? Did she treat you badly? She taught you how to draw the day before yesterday..."

"The one who taught me to paint is not this sister, but the one who only appears during the day—there are two souls in my sister's body, one is in love with the blazing light of the day, and the other is obsessed with the mysterious dark night, just like The sun and the moon are the same, they will never appear at the same time, right, this...uh, Sister Demon? Can I call you that?"

Chapter 25: Banquet Carnival and Lifeless Escape ([-]) Part [-]

It's over.It's all fucking over now.

Luo Shu didn't know what supernatural power Dihua used, but it was obvious that she had completely seen through Agnia's disguise now.Facing a little girl who saw the truth, Luo Shu was still able to maintain his composure. He moved his elbow slightly at an angle that Tihua couldn't see, and pressed against the two lumps of soft flesh on Agnia's murderous part, implying that the little devil first Going back to the house, I tried to deceive myself again, but Agnia, who was seen through by her real body, did not flinch. She left her seat, walked to Tihua and squatted down, and hugged her under the weak resistance of the child, like a hug She put it on her big white leg like a doll and kept kissing her.

"You're right! Sister, I'm a devil, and now~ my sister is going to eat this super~cute~love~ child in front of me, if you don't want to be eaten by my sister, run away! Big~evil~devil~ come ~ oh~"

Generally speaking, Agnia's performance at this time can definitely score 10 points. The more exaggerated her acting skills at this time, the more people think she is just a big sister who likes to joke with children. Seriously, it can fool ordinary children.But she still underestimated Dihua—Mejiasi's daughter was obviously not an ordinary little girl.Tihua looked indifferently at the demon girl who was making faces and scratching in front of her, with an expression of "You pretend to be as much as you want, I'll just see" After Agnesia exhausted all means, she finally spit out a few Character:

"Have you had enough trouble? Get lost, Miss Ben, you fat girl."

"Fat... fat girl?"

Agnia was so surprised that she couldn't speak. He could have imagined that Tihua would use any movement to break free or threaten with words, but he had no idea that the other party just grasped his figure and began to use his venomous tongue.

"Yes, cellulite girl! Disgusting cellulite! Nasty cellulite! Two clumps of cellulite that don't even need to exist! Only cellulite that sags the future! Cellulite cellulite cellulite cellulite! What a disgusting body, I didn't expect you to have the confidence to use it Come to seduce a man, should I say shameless or self-aware? It’s too embarrassing! I advise you not to come out to be disgusting, no one will like your bloated body, just be alone in a place like hell For the rest of your life, live a miserable life without a boyfriend to care about! Nasty devil's fat! Meat! Female!"

If there was any moment when he was the most surprised and overwhelmed after entering the adventure world, then it was now for Luo Shu.After watching Agnia's frenzied efforts to fool the little Lolita, he also saw Tihua's sharp counterattack - because the little Lolita drank a little fruit wine at this time, she completely abandoned her. She lost her usual well-behaved appearance, her mouth was like a poisoned knife, and she kept slashing back and forth on Agnia's heart, using reasons completely incomprehensible to attack Agnia's dignity crazily ...

"You! You! A mere human cub..."

Agnia was pushed away by Tihua, stood on the ground and stared at her with fire-breathing eyes, pointing at this loli who kept cursing and laughing at herself, trembling with anger, but finally couldn't hold back, whimpered a few times With a loud voice, he knelt down beside Luo Shu and cried on his lap.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.m...my lord~ I'm sorry! I'm so sorry that I can only serve you with this body full of fat! Is it true that a petite, flat-chested, immature demon is more attractive? Could it be that I am really old and my body has grown to the point of irreversibility!! Don't, Your Highness! Don't abandon me! Don't abandon me... I can... I can use magic to make them smaller, and I can make the murderer It has become much smaller! It has become so small that you can easily grasp it with one hand, it is as cute as a small steamed bun! Please! Don’t abandon me because the murderous part is too big~~~”

attack!Shou!inverse!change!

Chapter 25: Banquet Carnival and Lifeless Escape ([-]) Part [-]

I said, do you want to calm down first, the size of the murderer is irrelevant now..."

"How can it be irrelevant! Your Highness, you Baga! Whether I can have a figure that you like is the most important thing to me! Originally... I thought that when the spirit base was frozen, the evil part was a little bigger, like the one in the sky. Which women would be more pleasing to you if they are plump? As a result... woo woo woo... As a result, whether it is the human world or the devil world, the flat type is more popular... What a failure! Agnia failed! I don't have the face to see anyone, woo woo woo..."

Although Agniya's crying rain with pear blossoms made the most cruel people pity her and sympathize with her, Luo Shu still resisted the urge to kick her to death at this moment. In the irritating howling, she tried to find a way to comfort her, and she couldn't let her continue to embarrass herself in front of a child.

"Don't cry, I'm not a flat-chested lolicon, I like juru."

"I don't believe it! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Men obviously like flat-chested children!"

"I'll say it again, I like Juru..."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Huh, huh... There are so many lolita criminals in human beings, and the succubus who goes to the human world to collect energy is also a younger business! Maybe the desire hidden deep in your heart is just Because I am the only woman who serves you, so I am not exposed! If you take in younger girls in the future..."

"Damn it! Agnesia! Look at me!"

Luo Shu pulled up the crying demon girl, stared at her tearful eyes, and tried his best to adjust his expression so that he seemed to be reasoning rather than sexual harassment...

"I said! I like Juru so much! I like the dough-like softness of your buttocks! The fullness of the breasts being squeezed and stuffed into the fingers! And the breasts shaking with your movements, can move the mouth Burying my nose into the gully smelling body fragrance, taking a bath with soap bubbles slipping on my back! All these make me feel alive is a super blissful thing! So! Agnia, No need to be inferior! Be proud of your figure! You can fully satisfy my desires, the most advanced Juru witch!"

Chapter 26: Banquet Carnival and Lifeless Escape ([-])

After roaring explosively like a pervert declaration, Luo Shu covered his eyes with one hand, like a constipated patient mobilizing all his muscles and exerting all his strength, weakly paralyzed on the chair.

He felt that all his integrity had been lost, and he could never go back to the past.

"Really? Your Highness...do you really think my figure...my buttocks are great?"

"Ah, it's true, but... Please, don't let me say it a second time in front of others... You go back first, I'll take care of it here."

Agnia's face was full of joy, and she laughed through tears. Compared with the pale comfort and disgusting poisonous chicken soup, Luo Shu's remarks that made most women feel disgusted and uncomfortable had a good effect. Agnes Ya wiped away her tears, got up obediently and bowed to Luo Shu, not forgetting to shake Jibu just right to say goodbye to him temporarily, apparently regaining her previous self-confidence.

"Then... I'll go back first, Your Highness, please come back early to rest."

The demon girl went back to the house, Luo Shu looked at Tihua still holding the tower, clasped her hands on the table, wanted to ask about what happened just now, but unexpectedly she didn't wait for him to open her mouth.Tihua pouted and said the reason for making things difficult for Agnia:

"What is she... What are you, it doesn't matter to me at all, but just now, during the meal, this woman kept winking at Dad and pouring wine glass after glass, what does that mean? Put right Do I treat important family members as toys that can be profaned at will?"