Shut Up! I Am Not a Sea King!

shut up!I am not Aquaman!Author: Shi Yu Qingge

"Introduction: "I just want to make friends with you..."

——The enemy of evil ghosts, friend of Lolita, disaster watcher, the only think tank identified by the No.17 investigation team, Neptune, deputy city lord of Wangui City, top ten ghosts and gods in the evil ghost record: Chen Yu.

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Chen Yu opened his eyes and found himself in a different world full of evil spirits.

With him, only a pair of eyes can see strange notes.

[As we all know, there will always be a super god in the game, a super god in the middle stage, a super god in the late stage, and an NPC who is also super god in the late stage. Even if she is only 1.5 meters three, I still suggest you hold her thigh tightly. 】

[There is an invincible boss in front of you, I will give you a few suggestions, kneeling, kneeling, kneeling and licking.licked it?That's fine. 】

[This is a sneaky guy with nine tails, how about it?Are you excited? 】

【Have you heard of Ghost Emperor?This female ghost in front of you is, trying to figure out a way to hug this fragrant and thick thigh! 】

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[Ning is the sea king? 】

Looking at the remarks that appeared in front of him, Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

First of all, I want to make one point: "I am not a sea king!""

Section 1 Chapter 1 Disrespectful Remarks

Great summer, green clouds and forests.

The cold liquid dripped on his cheeks, and Chen Yu woke up with a start.

The pungent stench made people frown, not only that, but the waist seemed sore and tired after seventeen times a night.

Didn't I go to the Great Sword last night?

Before he could complain about his waist, Chen Yu opened his eyes.

In the verdant mountain forest, under the blood moon, dozens of mutilated corpses were lying on the ground, looking like they were dying.

The turbid and deep blood stained the earth, a dark red.

What murder scene is this?

Chen Yu looked confused. When he stared forward, a strange dialog box appeared in his sight.

[Congratulations on discovering a sneaky luxury package!How about it?Are you excited?Isn't it shocking?Do you really want to join the sneaky luxury dinner together?Now you only need to roll in a pool of blood, and you will be the most beautiful boy in the sneaky luxury package! 】

sneaky?

Chen Yu didn't know why.

What age is this, what the hell?

Holding his waist, Chen Yu suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why did the moon change color?

Above the black night sky, a blood moon slowly rose, staring at the earth indifferently.

Staring at the blood moon, a new dialog box appeared in sight.

[A new storm has emerged, how can it stand still?Quickly use your invincible superpowers to think of a way, how can you punch this overly exaggerated moon! 】

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Labor and management have a fart superpower?

Chen Yu couldn't complain, and looked away.

The place where you can see is green, but under the blood moon, it is dyed a layer of bright red. Thick vines crawl across the ground and between the tree trunks like snakes, and flowing liquid is still faintly visible in the vines.

What kind of plants are these?

Chen Yu was taken aback.

His eyes turned to the thickest tree covered with vines, about a few seconds later.

[A 730-year-old snake tree, whose bark can be used to make certain colored pills after drying, is very popular among male nobles of the Zhou Dynasty.What?You don't know what a little colored pill is?Then you take jujube pills. 】

[Friendly reminder, the higher the age of the ancient snake wood, the easier it is to attract some strange things, such as sneaky, sneaky, sneaky and so on. 】

[It's like the ancient snake wood behind your buttocks, which successfully attracted a sneak. 】

Ancient snake wood, sneakiness...all things I've never heard of.

Let's not mention these for now, but the last information gave Chen Yu a bad feeling.

At this moment, the cold and foul-smelling liquid dripped onto Chen Yu's shoulder.

He looked up.

It's an image never imagined.

On the top of the tree above his head, a corpse staring at him with dead fish eyes was silently watching him, and the wet and cloudy liquid flowed out of its mouth, falling drop by drop along the mouth with one missing tooth.

[Don't look up, the crown will fall... Ah, you already looked up?That's fine. 】

[A low-level sneaky creature with the same appearance as Ugly, this sneaky is also weak, as long as you don’t call me love you, it’s a plant ghost, really, you can definitely consider jumping up and punching him ...Well, you'll die with more dignity that way. 】

This is sneaky?

Many small question marks popped up in his head, but Chen Yu didn't panic at all.

It's a big problem, and it's useless to panic.

Judging from the prompt, as long as there is no sound, it should be fine.

I thought about it.

Chen Yu raised his middle finger at Sneaky, but there was no response.

Withdrawing his gaze, he looked elsewhere.

After repeated experiments several times, Chen Yu found that as long as he stopped his gaze at a certain place for a few seconds, some information would appear.

It's just that the style is a little out of order.

Nothing like myself.

After thinking about it for a while, I probably understood what was going on——

I crossed.

There was no change in the calm expression, and Chen Yu was a little puzzled.

"It's okay to time travel, but what's the matter with the sour feeling seventeen times a night?"

Backache, back pain, leg cramps, and the whole body is limp and limp as if he was too excited-this is what Chen Yu feels now.

Trying to raise his hand, a soreness suddenly came from his arm.

I wanted to get up, but I only moved a few centimeters before I could not do it.

What's going on.

Kidney deficiency is not so weak, right?

Chen Yu was in a complicated mood.

How can I run away with this body?

It won't be cold just after crossing, right?

Take a long sigh.

Chen Yu ignored the various signals of "very tired, rest, give up thinking" coming from all over the body, and turned his gaze elsewhere.

Following his gaze, notes kept popping up.

north.

【Oh, my old buddy, if you want to go this way, I must pick up my little leather shoes and hit your head hard to wake you up. 】

Obviously this way does not work.

East.

[Want to know what is love?Love is to swallow the other person into the stomach, walk 500 meters to this place, your dear mother Rong is waiting for you there. 】

Chen Yu wiped off his cold sweat.

The west.

[There is a saying that is true, if you are indecisive, choose C, this is the secret of Xiao Ming's English multiple-choice test with zero points every time!Quietly tell you, the full score is a thousand points. 】

Xiu, my little Ming.

south.

[An ancient snake tree that made a show of its head and successfully caught Kaizi, you can try to make a fool of this little slut and be a tauren. 】

excuse me.

Chen Yu silently withdrew his gaze.

Looking around, he was full of sadness.

Brother, I'm cold.

Chen Yu was heartbroken.

What is going on in this world.

In such a large forest, there is no place for me to go.

It was cold and shaking.

When will the traversers stand up!

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