Shut Up! I Am Not a Sea King!

Liu Menghan nodded.

Chen Yu chuckled: "I don't tell you, are you angry?"

“…”

A few minutes later, holding his aching chest, Liu Menghan gritted his teeth and left.

"Clap."

A straw man fell to the ground.

Chen Yu saw that his name was still written on it.

Liu Menghan: "..."

Chen Yu: "..."

The two looked at each other and fell silent at the same time.

Liu Menghan blushed, quickly bent down to pick up the straw man on the ground, and ran away as if fleeing.

The back looks quite distressed.

......

The night is getting darker.

Stepping on the flying beast, Liu Menghan looked back at the gradually shrinking Evergreen City.

at this time.

Chen Yu silently looked at Liu Menghan who was going away, then turned back.

When he came to a water's edge, he took out the magic conch.

"Woo~"

An ethereal, quiet humming sounded.

After a while, a girl poked her head out of the water.

......

Chapter 86 085 Discussion on the method of prostitution for free

seven days later.

Daxia, Wangcheng.

The intersection of Hongxiu Street was crowded with people.

And on the railings on both sides of Hongxiu Street, there are many beautiful and charming girls in bold clothes standing on the second floor, holding round fans and smilingly looking at the black-haired young man in the crowd below.

Yingying and Yanyan, with jade legs and crisp breasts, are extremely eye-catching.

Some bold girls waved their fans to the youth below, and shouted softly: "Brother Xia Dongli, why don't you come and sit in our Yuxiang Pavilion~ Our sisters can beat your shoulders and legs for you~"

"That's right, brother Dongli has been talking for so long, his throat must be tired, we feel sorry for Geigei~"

"Brother Dongli, don't listen to those little sluts in Yuxiangge, come to our Wangyue Tower, besides beating your shoulders and legs, there are some fun things~"

Yu Xiangge: "Who are you calling a slut?"

Wangyuelou: "Whoever answers the call is the one."

Yu Xiangge: "If you can't grab a man, then use such indecent means, how shameless?"

Wangyuelou: "You have the nerve to say it? Who spoke first!"

Yu Xiangge: "Bitch!"

Mochizuki: "Little slut!"

Regardless of continuing to seduce, these girls directly tore up.

Those who had tuanfans threw tuanfans, those who had pastries threw pastries, and the girls who didn't have any looked at it, and simply tore off their belly pockets as hidden weapons and threw them around.

Its spectacular scene even attracted many passers-by.

"Crack."

A bellyband with the fragrance of milk hit Chen Yu's face.

Chen Yu took off his bellyband without changing his face, threw it aside, and continued today's storytelling task.

This is not the first time, he is very calm.

Looking at the onlookers, he said loudly: "The four of Saitama's master and apprentice came to Bone Ridge this day, and saw that the mountain was filled with fog and the sky was gloomy. Kakarot predicted that there must be monsters here, so he let Luffy and Black Saki Ichigo protected him, and he went to find out the truth."

"Just as Kakarot flew away, I saw a ray of light suddenly appearing in the mist. It was the Ultraman Tiga who had practiced here for thousands of years..."

"..."

Chen Yu's eloquence was eloquent, and he described the three dozen bone spirits who changed the magical Journey to the West, and it was brilliant.

Thumbs up, uh huh.

Anyway, no one in this world has heard of Journey to the West, let alone watched anime.

The passers-by were fascinated by it, and even the girls who were tearing each other had a truce for the time being and listened carefully.

About half an hour later, Chen Yu couldn't make it any longer, so he cleared his throat: "Everyone, this is the end of today's story. Everyone who has money will make money, and those who don't have money will make it solo."

The audience is reluctant.

"Mr. Dongli, let's talk for a while!"

"That's right, if it doesn't work, you can finish the story of Voldemort and Lin Daiyu last time... Last time I went back to tell my wife this story, she cried all night, and now she has been pestering me to tell me The following story..."

"Yes, yes, there is also the story of Pan Jinlian capturing Zhu Bajie seven times, killing Ximen Qing angrily, and pulling down willows!"

Chen Yu: "..."

What the hell did I say?

Voldemort and Lin Daiyu endured it, what the hell is Pan Jinlian's seven captures of Zhu Bajie?

Is this something human can come up with?

Trying to recall the nonsense these days, Chen Yu remained silent.

Indeed, only a little genius like me can come up with such a fresh and refined story.

He said seriously: "I'm sorry, Dongli is really tired today, next time, next time..."

Not necessarily next time.

After all, I myself forgot what I said.

The audience had no choice but to leave some coins and leave with regret.

After putting away the reward, Chen Yu was about to leave.

Several pretty maids came over with bamboo baskets.

"Mr. Dongli, this is the reward money the girls gave you. They said that if you are willing, their boudoir can be opened for you at any time."

Someone Chen understood in seconds.

It means that you can prostitute for nothing.

After finishing speaking, a servant girl boldly squeezed Chen's hand, and then walked away with a charming smile.

Looking at the bounty in his hand, Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

"Wusan, if you don't come again, I may really have to change jobs."

Seven days ago, he came to Wangcheng.

After some inquiries, she found that Changxi hadn't arrived in the Wangcheng yet, so she thought for a while, and decided to stay in the Wangcheng temporarily.

Because he had nothing to do and was afraid of missing Changxi when he went fishing, he came to Hongxiu Street to become a storyteller.

Chen Yu swore.

He came to Hongxiu Street for storytelling just to inquire about information, not to see the young lady with black and white silk and black and white silk.

But I never expected that I didn't get much information, but the young lady with black and white silk saw a lot... Cough, it didn't mean that I made a lot of money.

Storytellers on Hongxiu Street are too quick to make money!

The story in this world is pretty lackluster.

Basically the same.

Mostly it is a story of a certain ordinary person bathing in a blood moon and erupting, or it is a story of obtaining some natural and earthly treasures in the wild, and then turning on the random killing mode and becoming a generation of arrogance.

Although Chen Yu's story is a bit outrageous, the content can be described as unconstrained.

In addition, from time to time, he uttered a few poems that sounded quite lofty. In just a few days, he became a celebrity on this street as a matter of course.

Now, he is quite popular in Hongxiu Street.

Ah, right.

Hongxiu Street is the Flower Street and Willow Lane in Evergreen City.

Resisting the urge to go back into the Goulan to chat with the young ladies and look at the black silk, Chen Yu put the reward money he earned today into the bamboo basket, and was about to ask if Changxi had arrived in Wangcheng today, when someone stopped him.

"Mr. Dongli, please wait a moment!"

This time it's a man.

Judging from his attire, he should be a servant of a rich family.

【***, servant of the boss of Hongxiu Street.He is neither a man nor a woman, but a eunuch.Strength, seven stars and eight ranks. 】

Eunuch?

Chen Yu became interested.

The eunuchs in this world are not the lowly existence like Blue Star's in ancient times.

On the contrary, as the personal servants of the royal family, eunuchs in this world generally have a high status.