Shut Up! I Am Not a Sea King!

But the secret has not been found.

The fulfilling working life made Xia Sijun lose himself again.

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until someday.

He accidentally got a way to communicate with the outside world.

No one can leave Siyu Town unless there are more than twelve stars.

Xia Sijun didn't have eleven stars at that time, it was even more impossible.

But not being able to get out doesn't mean he can't get people in from the outside world.

After countless efforts, he succeeded.

Use a special method to contact the senior management of Daxia and make a deal.

The content of the transaction is very simple.

Sneaky amputation for a busker.

The crafting and repairing of the Demon-Suppressing Tablet requires the flesh and blood of fury.

And the stronger the sneak, the better.

What he used was his own body, that is, the flesh and blood of Ten Star Sneaky.

There is no doubt that the deal worked out.

The day the deal was done.

Looking at the bewildered entertainers, Xia Sijun and his party burst into tears.

Gan...

Finally, I don't have to work.

The content of this transaction was carefully considered by Xia Sijun.

Si Yuzhen is very special.

With greed, it is impossible to get rich overnight.

So it can only flow slowly.

People with special skills are definitely better than working here.

It was the same as Xia Sijun thought.

Buskers are indeed very popular in Siyu Town.

It's just that as time goes by, once the novelty wears off, the money earned is less.

The most important thing is that the busker somehow got greedy and died suddenly.

As a last resort, Xia Sijun could only continue to trade.

The hands can grow without hands.

Sneaky is so capricious.

Tested countless times.

Xia Sijun found that among entertainers, storytellers are a very good choice.

You only need to open your mouth, and you don't need to make any dangerous moves, and you can work for him for a long time.

Especially storytellers with novel stories are even more cash cows.

Most importantly, these stories are extremely powerful!

After watching a storyteller forcibly drown out a short story that can be finished in an hour and a half for half a month.

Xia Sijun realized.

This kind of talent is his Dongchang... no, he is what Xia Sijun needs.

After that, Xia Sijun's trading partner was very simple.

A storyteller with a flexible mind and novel stories.

But this kind of storyteller is not a street guy, there are people everywhere.

Good storytellers are hard to find.

But this time Xia Sijun was lucky.

Met Chen Yu.

but--

When entering the tavern, Chen Yu glanced calmly at Wu Qingyou who was sitting in the corner of the tavern.

I was amazed in my heart.

From the looks of it.

Wu Qingyou's height was half a head shorter than that of Ghost World, and her figure was also a little slimmer.

Only the aura of not getting close to strangers can tell a little bit of the original demeanor.

Oh, and that mask.

If it weren't for the remarks, it would be difficult for Chen Yu to see that she was Wu Qingyou.

It doesn't work even if you take it off.

Walking into the tavern, someone booed.

"Sir, what story are you talking about today?"

"Why don't we repeat yesterday's mandarin duck book again."

"What's so good about mandarin ducks? The story should be fresh and interesting! Sir, let's have some stories that appeal to both refined and popular tastes!"

Chen Yu glanced at the booing guests, his appearance was very rough, with a black mole on his nose and a big bald head.

【***, a resident of Siyu Town, female, male-loving, Xia Sijun tried to ask her to take care of her, but failed.

Strength eight-star eighth-level, ability: none]

Chen Yu was startled.

Can't tell, Xia Sijun's taste is really...

Embarrassed.

After thinking about it, I came up with a suitable word - unique.

Chen Yu suddenly understood Gu Qingyun.

Compared with Xia Sijun, Gu Qingyun's gya is quite normal.

Both refined and popular.

To put it simply, it's dirty jokes.

But I am a decent person.

Which serious person said nasty jokes?

Chen Yu ignored this unreasonable request without saying a word.

high cold.

Ok.

The main reason is that Xia Sijun cast a trick on him, so he can't talk nonsense.

Looking at the booing crowd, Chang Xi was expressionless.

Silently following Chen Yu's side, his eyes were cold.

Like a cool kid.

To protect Chen Yu, there are five or three rules.

Even now with short hands and short legs, it is only 1.3 meters.

With a flick of his finger, Xia Sijun released the silence on Chen Yu.

He said lightly, "Say something elegant today."

Chen Yu was furious.

Are you trying to make things difficult for me?

I'm serious!

Serious people never say nasty jokes!

With a cold snort, Chen Yu asked, "Duoya?"

Serious people?

What happened to decent people?

A decent person can't say nasty jokes?

pedantic!

I'm a serious person, Chen Yu, and today I'm going to break the rules and talk dirty jokes!

Xia Sijun glanced at Nose Hairy Girl, and asked with a smile, "Duoya?"

Nose hair girl: "Whatever."

Xia Sijun looked at Chen Yu: "Whatever."

Chen Yu: "???"

Chen Yu wished he could directly punch the two dogs and men to vent his hatred.

Do you know those two words that I hate the most in my life?

Casual!