Shut Up! I Am Not a Sea King!

Fortunately, it's not on my side, otherwise I might have gone down the river together.

Wiping off his cold sweat, he said to the surprised Jiang Bai: "Old man, the fish here have been scared away, why don't we go fishing in another place?"

Jiang Bai nodded: "I think it's okay."

Holding the fishing rod and the fishing basket, the two changed places.

Chang Xi followed, but her feet slipped.

with a snap.

Changxi fell straight down, and unexpectedly fell to the ground.

When Chen Yu heard the sound, he suddenly showed an expression of disbelief.

Throwing the fishing rod on the ground, he came to Changxi's side in a big stride, knelt on the ground deftly, and hugged Changxi's petite body with both hands.

Chen Yu cried bitterly: "Wu San! My Wu San! How can you leave me alone! What will I do if you leave..."

"I'm not dead yet."

Chang Xi's eyes were cold, and her voice was even colder.

"You want to die?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Sorry for disturbing you.

Showing an awkward yet polite smile, Chen Yu put Chang Xi back on the ground and closed her eyes.

With a blank face, she grabbed Chen who wanted to get away, and Changxi got up.

Snapped.

Crisp applause.

......

......

A few minutes later, Chen Yu and Jiang Bai were sitting on another river bank fishing.

Wu Qingyou and Changxi stood in the distance, as far away from the river as possible.

Neither of them are fools.

The impossible situation just now, one guessed it was the result of throwing a lucky dice before going out.

Just then, a bird flew across the sky.

slap.

Dodging the bird droppings that fell from the sky, Wu Qingyou's figure flashed, and there were two white birds in her hands.

She had no expression on her face: "I want to eat bird soup today."

Chang Xi glanced sideways at the bird droppings on her shoulder, and said with a blank expression, "I can cook."

Crash.

After the pleasant sound of splashes, Jiang Bai put the newly caught big fish into the fish basket.

The light refracted by the fish scales fell into the eyes, almost blinding Chen Yu's 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

Seeing himself floating motionless, Chen Yu was expressionless.

hateful.

Actually met an opponent.

After re-baiting, Jiang Bai looked at Chen, who still had nothing to catch, and comforted him: "Mr. Chen Yu, fishing is like this, and it's normal if you can't catch it. Miss Yiren sometimes sits in the courtyard at home and fishes. When it’s not good, you can’t catch a few.”

Miss Yi Ren?

Chen Yu's heart moved, and he asked calmly: "Mr. Jiang Bai, who is the Miss Yiren you are talking about?"

During the conversation, Jiang Bai had already told Chen Yu his name.

Wu Qingyou and Changxi also pricked up their ears.

"Miss Yiren, she is... wait a minute, a fish has been hooked."

Under Chen Yu's heartbroken eyes, Jiang Bai caught another fish.

After putting the fish into the fish basket, Jiang Bai raised his finger and pointed to the towering red building in the distance, and said with a smile, "Here, do you see that building? That's the residence of Miss Yiren."

Chen Yu looked over, and the note popped up.

[Siyu Building, the residence of the mayor of Siyu Town.hateful!It's a rich woman! 】

Very simple note.

Ignoring the remark that started to slur again, Chen Yu smacked his lips.

So the mayor of Siyu Town is called Yi Ren?

The name is really good.

"Yiren?"

Wu Qingyou was thoughtful.

She seemed to have some image of this name, which was inexplicably familiar.

Withdrawing his gaze, Chen Yu looked at Jiang Bai, pretending to be surprised: "Mr. Jiang Bai, the Miss Yiren you are talking about is not the maid of the mayor's house, is it?"

"Mr. Chen Yu, you guessed wrong, Miss Yiren is the mayor of Siyu Town."

Chen Yu exclaimed: "Mr. Jiang Bai, you actually know the mayor? You won't lie to me, will you?"

"Young Master Chen Yu, what did I lie to you for?"

Looking at Jiang Bai who was blowing his beard and staring, Chen Yu looked around treacherously, and then lowered his voice: "Then tell me, is that Miss Yiren good-looking?"

"It looks good! Of course it looks good!"

Jiang Bai swears: "If you are beautiful in the world, there are high and low rankings, and Miss Yiren is definitely the first!"

"How pretty is that?"

"Anyway, it looks good, but how good it is, I don't know."

Chen Yu was taken aback: "I don't know?"

"Because I haven't seen Miss Yiren's real appearance."

Touching his gray beard, Jiang Bai looked at Chen Yu with a smile, with an inexplicable meaning in his eyes.

It seems to be saying another ordinary thing, and it seems to mean something: "Miss Yiren said that she can only be shown to one person, but that person is not me, so I don't know Miss Yiren's true identity. appearance."

Chen Yu was puzzled by this look.

Just say what you say, what are you looking at me for?

Besides, you said it so powerfully, but in the end you didn't even read it.

Bragging also needs to have a basic theory.

Are you not ashamed to brag like that?

Rolling his eyes, Chen Yu didn't believe it: "Mr. Jiang Bai, since you haven't seen the real face of Miss Yi Ren, how do you know she is so beautiful?"

"You do not believe?"

"I've never met Miss Yi Ren, so of course I don't believe it, if you want me to believe it, at least let me take a look at her."

Speaking of this, Chen Yu spread his hands: "However, this Yiren eldest lady can't see the end, I'm afraid I won't be able to see her in my life."

This is not nonsense.

Xia Sijun has been in Siyu Town for thousands of years, and in total, he has never seen the mayor of Siyu Town.

Even the fact that the mayor is a woman is just a rumor, so I don't know if it's true or not.

If it weren't for that accident, Xia Sijun would have to wait thousands of years before he had the chance to see the mayor of Siyu Town.

Jiang Bai stroked his beard: "Actually, it's not impossible for you to see Miss Yiren."

"How to say?"

Chen Yu was shocked.

Wu Qingyou and Changxi pricked up their ears.

"In three days' time, Siyu Town's monthly meeting will be held. There will be a competition at the meeting... Wait a minute, the fish will be caught."

Chen Yu: "..."

Looking at his motionless pole, Chen Yu's heart was pierced.

Putting the fish into the basket, Jiang Bai continued: "This competition is called the Seven Jade Competition. If Mr. Chen Yu can win the first victory in the Seven Jade Competition, maybe he can meet Miss Yiren."

"Competition?"

Chen Yu tentatively said: "Let me just ask, isn't this competition a fight?"

With his small body, if he didn't use the Yinghuoshi, the chickens in Siyu Town would probably be able to chase him and peck him.

Let me mention here that the chickens in Siyu Town are not ordinary chickens.

It was a black standing gamecock nearly two meters in length.

Combat power - five stars.

Thinking of the black fighting cock he saw just now, Chen Yu burst into tears.

I can't even beat a chicken JPG

"of course not."

Fortunately, Jiang Bai denied it. He explained: "Qiyu Club is not about fighting but about showing talent. There is no limit. You can play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, storytelling and singing, smashing big rocks in your chest, breathing fire in your butt, anything."

Seems like something weird got in.

talent?

Yu Chuanxiao is pretty good, maybe this one will work.