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"Then plan B is for me to mess things up?"

"Not enough~" Lao Xia shook his head, "Depending on the situation, you can play the role of a savage and willful young lady or a pure oil bottle, and then look at the woman's attitude, and then if the other party can't be scared by this, or is also like me If you have a pure interest relationship and don't have any expectations for the man's family situation and personality..."

"It's time to take out the big killer, but I don't think your preparations are very reliable." The white rabbit looked at the dressed W, "I feel that her words can be seen as fake at a glance, and the smell is too sweet." It's heavy."

The atmosphere is too dusty, so I can’t blame W. She learned these things before in order to get into the banquet hall to install bombs and a certain courtesan. In a sense, when W puts on this appearance, it basically means something. Thing - she is here purely for money or for your life, without any personal emotional factors.

Then what kind of character is the real W? In the words of the old lynx, "You only need to meet the real W's personality once, and if you meet her in other dresses and disguises at other times, you will laugh without hesitation." ,Without exception."

"Actually, I have a better choice, but I need a helper."

"Who?"

"W"

"No problem." Lao Xia nodded. Originally, this was plan B. Of course, there is also a plan C, that is, if the person is really good and it is really beneficial... then it is not bad to use the plan.

"Aunt Skadi, come and try." The little killer whale recovered from its trance, was pulled to the dressing table by the white rabbit, and then pressed in front of the seat, "Miss W, please."

"Ah, let me think about it..." W has learned how to make up and dress up, and even professionally manage social expressions. Otherwise, how could he sneak into some high-end places and plant bombs?

"Miss Skadi, your face shape and skin are very good, so you only need to put on a little base makeup. You have a standard cold skin, and you should use a pink base makeup. Use this color number... ... Clothes also need to use warm colors, so let's use this red one."

Makeup is a professional job, and it even has something to do with the skin tone and type of the individual. The easiest way to tell is to raise your hand to the sun. If the skin is fair and the blood vessels are blue, it means cold skin, and warm tones should be used On the contrary, he blindly pursues whiteness, and the final result is that the skin color looks gray and unhealthy.

"You also need to change your hairstyle. Your long straight hair has the taste of an iceberg beauty, and your simple big braids. In addition to your plain face, you are standing next to the boss in a vest and trousers. The bodyguard's temperament instantly overwhelms you. Your beauty needs to be changed." Skadi's silver hair was scattered, after washing, the ends were permed into slight curls, and then split into two strands and hung down.

"Stand up, let me see~Turn around~come~" Skadi stood up obediently, and she put on a beautiful skirt, revealing her round and delicate shoulders and delicate collarbone, and her round thighs that have been trained for a long time There are no traces left by training and fighting, and her skin is as white as snow, smooth as fat, and her slender waist seems to hide a powerful force.

Any LSP who has been through the battlefield will know at a glance that just this waist and this leg, even if you don't consider the career line and appearance, are almost a must-kill weapon for men. In every sense, few men can hold on.

[Little Knowledge of Zoology: If you meet a female killer whale, no man can hold on for more than 5 seconds, which will make you fly into the sky in various senses]

"Wow, this foundation..." W licked his tongue, this natural beauty, natural appearance, and then turned his eyes to his face, W's expression froze, if you don't look at the face, it's a well-made up Even if Skadi is also a woman, she has to sigh where did the stunner come from——After looking at the face, there is only one sentence left: "Brother, who are we going to kill today?"

"You can't do this, come on, smile like me." W showed a witch-like smile, and then Skadi thought about it and laughed, "Stop! Don't laugh anymore, at least don't laugh like this, I'm afraid that people will directly defend themselves."

She looked as if she was smiling grinningly at her prey on the battlefield, giving people the feeling that she would raise her sword in the next second and turn into a corpse-shattering madman.

"Then, try the iceberg beauty's expressionless face..."

"Huh, this is much more normal." Skadi, who stood quietly, clasped her hands in front of her body, let her silver hair hang down expressionlessly, was indeed like an iceberg beauty, but...

"It's too non-human." The white rabbit can tell that she is indeed a great beauty, but she is more like a little fairy from where, the kind of non-human fireworks, and the role she will play next It doesn't fit at all.

"Forget it, a little flaw, like this, you make a sad expression, you must use it today, like me..." W brewed for two seconds, with three points of charm and seven points of sadness Walked over with a look of embarrassment, put his hands on Skadi, "Honey..."

"..." Visible to the naked eye, a layer of goosebumps appeared on Skadi's body.

"Miss W, you're acting too hard, it's not natural enough!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't use any force, do you think Miss Skadi can understand that subtle feeling?" Lao Xia felt that what W said was not unreasonable.

"Come on, make a sad face"

"I won't" Skadi shook her head, "it's too difficult, I..."

"Then have you ever been sad, the betrayal of comrades-in-arms, death, the ruthlessness of fate?" W, who is rich in experience, began to teach her empathy. This emotion can be magnified even more.

"Is that so? Me, I'll try my best." Skadi closed her eyes and began to recall her past career. The muscles on her face gradually relaxed, and there was no longer a tense sense of guard.

Afterwards, the rosy eyes slowly opened, no longer sharp like sword blades, but filled with fragile water mist, the eyes were soft and delicate, as if they would shatter if touched lightly.

A kind of mournful temperament slowly dissipated, softening her overly sharp expression and posture, as if shrouded in a layer of soft light filter, but with an illusory, ethereal strange beauty like flowers in the mirror, It was as if this beauty might disappear among the waves at any moment, turning into a cloud of foam and evaporating.

"Oh my god! I made a mistake!" The white rabbit slapped himself on the face. At this time, he was well-dressed, and Skadi, who was dressed up and matched with this mournful look, had reached the strength of two pedicles, let alone a man. Even a woman with a hard heart like W wants to go up and hug her and take good care of her.

Then, before the stunned people came back to their senses, Skadi returned to his usual expressionless look, "Is this okay?"

"Okay, I just need to show this look when the time comes. This little look that I feel sorry for is enough to make the other party feel ashamed and leave the stage voluntarily."

"Is it useful?" Skadi frowned, "If the opponent is a fighter, he will never give up because of temporary setbacks."

"But she can't be a fighter, that's all, let's go to the appointed place to ambush, wait for your signal, boss"

"No problem, when the time comes, you all come out pretending to have bumped into the girlfriend of the heartless man, and I will just go along with the flow and refuse." Old Xia gave a thumbs up, but he was a little regretful.

Skadi is obviously the most beautiful woman I have ever seen here, and even the Star Alliance can be ranked at the first level of the pyramid-in the end, she is a famous pure man, the kind of steel and iron .

This kind of contrast gives Lao Xia the feeling that he is a big guy in women's clothing, charming and charming, but when he really gets in touch, he always feels that something is wrong. As a star alliance with normal sexual orientation and implants that are stuck with certain hormone secretion For a normal male, it just... feels weird.

At the same time, the Guards Bureau,

"Fenchang... No, Chief Chen, please! Only you can do this!" Shi Huaiya, who was dressed up with honey blond hair and long hair, clasped her hands together and begged the blue-haired girl in front of her.

"There are so many people in the Guard Bureau, why do you insist on finding me? Char Siew Cat." Old Chen looked puzzled, "And the men in the Guard Bureau are not bad~"

"No, no, you are really the only one who can do this." Shi Huaiya waved her hands again and again, "It seems that they are going to catch thieves. If there are too many people, it will be very troublesome."

"It makes sense. If you want to ambush and arrest, you really need to consider the matching degree of the cross-dresser and the occasion." Old Chen nodded. "That kind of high-end place, only you, sir, can control it."

"Char Siew Cat, it's useless for you to flatter me"

"Hey, Fenchanglong, this is obviously a trouble for me by your uncle, do you want to stay out of it?" Shi Huaiya realized that the pleading was useless, so she immediately hesitated.

"...Okay, I owe you this, just this one time, I said, what are you people looking around here? I haven't seen the past... woo~"

"Save some face for Sir Shi." Sister Gui sighed, "Do you need my help in dressing up?"

"However, I'm still curious, why do you think I can be fooled by dressing up in men's clothing?" "Because there is no one in the Guard Bureau who is more manly than you, Chen Sir!"

"I...'Longmen swearing'!" Lao Chen, who also had a lot of beautiful little skirts in private, entered the "elegant and easy-going" mode on the spot.

"Look~" Shi Huaiya gave Sister Gui a look, and the latter looked at Lao Chen, who was trained like a grandson by a group of five-year-old police officers under his command, and sighed, "It's hopeless."

Unhappy is not happy, but whether it is due to the basic friendship among colleagues or Lao Wei's responsibility, Lao Chen finally agreed.

The Guard Bureau has casual clothes for dressing up, as well as dresses for formal occasions. After finding a colleague with a similar build and borrowing a suit, Lao Chen dressed up with the help of Sister Gui.

This behavior is more realistic. In terms of straightforwardness, no one in the Longmen Guards Bureau is more manly than Chen Sir. Normal women still have a little resistance to wearing clothes worn by other men.

But Lao Chen didn't have this idea at all. Instead, it was based on the breath of life of the clothes, that is to say, if the clothes were bought brand new, it would obviously reveal the phenomenon of deliberate dressing, while the clothes he had worn would leave many details, which would be more life-like. It is easy to be found to be wrong, which is the content of judicial traceology.

Lao Chen, who did it entirely as a disguised ambush and arrest job, was more dedicated than Shi Huaiya thought. She not only dressed up in men's clothing, but also bought a cleanser for men to apply on her face, and then washed it off. , leaving behind a unique after-shave scent.

"What is she doing walking around?"

"Adjusting the gait, haven't you learned the trace science?"

"I'm not a major graduate from school." Shi Huaiya spread her hands, she is a purely related family, and it's different from a senior graduate of a major like Lao Chen.

"Well, well, it should be almost there."

"I said, Old Chen, are you doing anti-reconnaissance training? Or are you actually planning some perfect crime?" The gait adjustment is because men and women walk in different postures and leave different footprints.

If you don't make adjustments deliberately, it's easy to be caught by the police officers of the Trace Inspection Section—but, brother, you are here to use it as a shield, you are not going to ambush or kill perfectly, as for?

"Details determine success or failure. No matter what you do, since you are in disguise, you must do it thoroughly. Don't let your feet slip. You can't be sloppy just because this is not a real arrest operation. The reason why your detection rate was so low before is because You never cared about these details, and just wanted to close the case." Old Chen frowned.

There is no way, the Longmen Guard Bureau is not a people's guard after all, the sword of justice, with such a group of real dishes in skills and attitudes every day, thinking of fishing every day to be the subordinates of salary thieves, can she Don't you have a Sima face every day?

"Shoulders need to be raised up. You have practiced swordsmanship all year round, and your arms are muscular, but your shoulders still need to be raised a little bit..."

"Well, thank you." Old Chen was kind.

So, after a series of disguises, Lao Chen casually picked up the brown sunglasses on a colleague's desk and put them on, "How is it?"

"It's so handsome!" Shi Huaiya nodded vigorously. How could this be a sausage dragon? It is clearly the rising star of the Guard Bureau, a handsome, mature man with a firm expression and a sunny and resolute aura all over his body.

As the subordinates gathered around watching the play, the slightly unhappy expressions showed a sharp and aggressive heroic spirit, not to mention that she could be seen as a woman, even if many men stood with her, they would not Looks a little bit of a pussy.

"By the way, Lao Chen, are you really a woman? Could it be that you are actually wearing women's clothing?"

"I...'Longmen swearing'" Once again, the Guard Bureau was filled with old Chen's pleasant-sounding, but elegant and easy-going jade voice.

[PS]

So, why doesn't Yingjiao produce Lao Chen's beauties in men's clothing?She looks like that, think about it, wearing brown sunglasses, wearing a suit and dress, with one hand in the pocket, with her head held high - what the hell is a handsome guy and a pure man, just matching with Shuiyue.

One is a girl, but looks like a pure man; the other is a pure man, but looks like a soft girl-won't the comparison come in an instant?It just doesn't matter if you don't know how to make money, it seems that the eagle horn is really dead.

Chapter 7 Love is like a battlefield

Speaking of Longmen, or the prototype of Longmen, morning tea culture and various tea restaurants are one of the stereotypes of Longmen, and the location chosen this time is a standard mid-level tea restaurant requested by Shi Huaiya.

On the one hand, after she usually works overtime, she often brings her subordinates here to reward her, and she is usually responsible for paying the bills; For the blind date that the old man said, he must have felt some kind of insult or contempt.

"A group is in place, no suspicious person found, Over"

"Well, I see." Shi Huaiya, who was wearing an elegant short dress with red as the main color, and a black knitted jacket, looked very plain, and brushed her exaggeratedly curly honey-blonde hair, The soft tiger-striped tail is gently wrapped around the calf, and there is a rather cute and delicate golden tail ring at the end, which adds a bit of playfulness to her.

"Boss, which plan will you follow?"

"Listen to my instructions." Shi Huaiya has a very good relationship with her subordinates. This is the opposite of Lao Chen. After all, Lao Chen's salary is used to buy beautiful skirts. I deeply doubt why she doesn't wear them and buy them. Are you going to put it on Sister Ghost?

But Shi Huaiya doesn't need that salary at all, and all of it is spent on team building at her own expense after the task is over. For her, what she wants is achievement and career, so she can really fight on the front line with her subordinates, and Never skimp on this kind of thing.

She got on the stage, and she was able to stay calm. Although she still has a bit of a lady's temper and stinginess, but a boss who can fight side by side with you instead of standing behind and pointing fingers, especially when she is beautiful and not short of money, Then the gaming experience is great.

The agreed time is three o'clock in the afternoon, which is exactly the time for afternoon tea. However, Shi Huaiya arrived early, so she had to arrive early to make some arrangements in order to leave a "profound memory" for the man that he will never forget in his lifetime. Of course, That is a backup method after the conventional method of courtesy before soldiers.

"Hmm~" Lao Xia, who opened the door and came in, was obviously taken aback when he saw Shi Huaiya. He never expected to bump into police officer Shi Huaiya here, especially when he was dressed so beautifully, which made people's eyes shine.

I was just thinking that this could be the girl introduced by Lao Wei, then... I can't help but have a hard time considering my appearance, interests, and hobbies.

But soon W bumped his lower back, motioned him to look at the one behind Shi Huaiya, and whispered: "It's official business of the Guard Bureau." Following W's instructions, Lao Xia didn't find anything wrong, but still Sitting down at a table not far from Shi Huaiya.

"Look at the one behind her, the one who is reading the newspaper and drinking tea."

"What's wrong? Is it normal?"

"Stupid!" W didn't know how to complain about the boss's vigilance. Of course, this was normal. As a mercenary, he had encountered this kind of scene before, and the boss usually didn't have this kind of anti-reconnaissance experience.

"Although this time is a good time for Longmen to drink afternoon tea, don't you think there are too many people? No matter who Mr. Wei introduces to you, at the very least, the other party can at least meet you in terms of status. If you choose a restaurant like this, there is already a sense of demonstration, if you get a lot of people here, it will be a pure insult, this is not a marriage, this is an enmity!"

"It makes sense, I'll just say why there are so many people here today."

"Look at that table again, he is reading the newspaper, drinking tea, and turning the pages normally, but didn't you notice, that person's attention is all on Officer Shi Huaiya, what's more, he is sitting The location is exactly at an angle with the gate, so that he only needs to use his peripheral vision to notice who comes in the door."

"Well, that's right, Lao Xia, have you noticed, outside the door?" The white rabbit said concisely. As a sniper hunter, her perception is very keen. It is normal for there to be drones in the sky of Longmen, but the drone is hovering. For a long time.

Ordinary people are unlikely to recognize a certain one from the Originium drones they pass by. After all, they all look similar, but the white rabbit is different. Although it is easy to confuse, it is still strikingly obvious in her eyes.

"They may be ambushing someone here. Whether it's police officer Shi Huaiya or others, they are all absent-minded, and their attention is not on their own affairs."