Will Beast Ear Girl Encounter Alien Ranch Story?

For example, the "Retro Rocket Research Club" I joined. At that time, I was rubbing the ancient version of the ramjet rocket engine at the back door of the dormitory and almost collapsed the teacher's dormitory building. , Eighty percent of them were expelled on the spot.

These seem to be inappropriate to talk to the people of Terra, so what about another one, for example, when you visited the Huanri Farm, you scooped up the non-gravity glazed fruit used for the trial planting exhibition?That's good, let's talk about this topic.

"A funny thing is that there was a time when we organized a visit to a large greenhouse farm..."

That Liuli fruit was not tasty at all, even poisonous, and it was originally used for decoration, but the guy who stalked grapefruits at that time, including Lao Xia, was sent to the first aid, only to find out later, that thing... ..It's fucking genetically modified, it's full of bioluminescent agents, it will light up like a light bulb when it matures.

It belongs to garden decoration plants, and they are not used for food at all. This is something they only found out after lying in the hospital for two days. Since the symbionts continuously transported the highly toxic fluorescent agent to the sweat glands on the body surface, at that time, the few of them The whole body is glowing, so bright that I can't sleep at night.

"And this magical plant!"

"Lao Xia, your hands were pretty cheap back then~" the white rabbit complained.

However, the rest of the things are relatively normal, such as stealing apples during training in the apple orchard, and then being chased by the lady in the next class who is waiting to get credits with a shovel and chopped down eight streets. The perfumed apples were almost scooped up by those beasts.

However, everyone is from the Agricultural College, and if the fruit is harvested, it will not really damage other people's plants themselves, and it will leave some for others, and it will not be dug up by others so that they will not be able to graduate. And it's only limited to fruit trees, which don't care about picking up fruits, and no one will touch wheat and the like.

In the animal husbandry course, during the genetic improvement of embryos, there was a time when a sand sculpture in the class accidentally built a helper cow, which attracted the whole class to watch. Of course, he also successfully obtained credits for the course, and also By the way, I applied for a patent. Of course, this achievement is useless.

"Your college life is really fulfilling~ahhahaha~" The little tiger covered the corners of his mouth with a folding fan. He didn't expect Boss Xia, who is usually serious and clean, to have such a side. Guarding the orchard with a shovel and hammering one at a time doesn't seem like something he can do.

Time passed quickly, and the day of meeting soon came. Shi Huaiya's parents came a little faster than the cargo ship. Although they set off with the ship, they came by other vehicles on the last short circuit.

Not only Lao Xia and Shi Huaiya are preparing, but they are also preparing. They need to arrive in advance, book a hotel, take a rest, relieve the fatigue of the journey, and then decide on the meeting place, prepare the meeting ceremony and so on.

This is not just for the parents to come to see their daughter's boyfriend, but also for the next round of cooperation exploration between Swire Group and Lao Xia, which can be regarded as an informal meeting.

It is still the revolving restaurant on the top floor of Shi Huaiya's house. As a basic courtesy of the younger generation, the well-dressed Lao Xia brought Shi Huaiya and White Rabbit to arrive half an hour earlier, and both of them looked very nervous.

The little tiger's tail was sandwiched between his legs, tightly wrapped around his calf, as if this could relieve his nervousness and shyness a little bit, while Lao Xia looked quite calm, but his whole body seemed very stiff, like a Stone-like.

However, the white rabbit who played the role of disturbing everything in the end is much more relaxed. The low-key, luxurious and elegant white off-the-shoulder dress has a blue ribbon at the waist and a thin light green shawl on the outside, as if in the forest. Fresh and cute like an elf.

"Ding~" When the elevator reached the top floor, a face with a furious beard and tiger eyes appeared behind the door, making Lao Xia almost reach out to touch the gun bag, until he touched the side of his trousers and realized that he came out without a weapon.

Because this burly man with a height of at least two meters and a black tuxedo stretched by his muscles as if it was going to burst looked as if he was going to tear the bastard who abducted his daughter on the spot.

"Don't worry, my dad usually has this expression." Shi Huaiya quietly squeezed Lao Xia's hand, telling him not to be too nervous.

"Hello, I am......"

"Ah, Boss Xia, I've heard of it a long time ago. He's really a good-looking talent!" The big tiger came to him in two steps, like a whirlwind, "Woo~" Lao Xia felt that this guy's hands were even more vise-like. Same, the bones seem to be creaking, this can't be a blow to the horse, right?

"Not bad, not bad, the body is quite strong!" The big tiger happily patted Lao Xia's shoulder, making a sound like hitting a sandbag, Shi Huaiya's face turned green, "Dad, you... "

"Ahem, master, please be more decent." Walking behind is Shi Huaiya's mother, who is much petite like her. From the perspective of height ratio, the two people don't match at all.

Like most of the Victorian ladies, Shi Huaiya's mother wears conservative and decent long dresses, and has almost no expensive jewelry, but earrings, rings, and necklaces are all exquisite and elegant, and they are in line with the classic beauty of myself. A style that complements the dignified temperament.

The same honey-blonde long hair as the little tiger is coiled behind his head, exposing his fair and slender neck, which may be due to his eyesight. He wears a pair of small glasses and has a formulaic and decent smile on his mouth. Elegant and noble temperament.

"You were really born by your mother?" Lao Xia gave the little tiger a look in surprise, and the latter rolled his eyes slightly, until he saw his mother's expression suddenly cooled down, and then he returned to his previous ladylike appearance.

"Although Beatrix didn't mention you very much, I've seen your photos, and I'm right." Big Tiger said as soon as he sat down. He took it as Meng Zhang Fei's bold and bold knight-errant character who lacked scheming. However, only the old Wei who had dealt with him knew that this was just the impression he deliberately gave to others.

After all, people judge things by their first impressions, and it is difficult for a character like Zhang Fei to arouse vigilance and hostility from others. Even if they find some clues, they are unlikely to be associated with him.

On the contrary, Mrs. Shi Huaiya, who looks dignified, elegant, mature and stable, is the one with the most explosive temper in the whole family, a standard tigress.

According to Ms. Shi Huaiya, when her mother was young, she carried a pair of chain hammers and was able to suppress the fiery temper of other noble youths. It was only after she got married that she pretended to be like this in order to maintain the dignity of Mrs. Shi Huaiya. Come.

"In principle, we will not interfere with Beatrix's life. For the Shi Huaiya family, as long as she can find a satisfactory candidate, we usually don't care what the other party's conditions are." Mrs. Shi Huaiya said.

At this time, the big tiger who is actually "sinister and cunning like a predatory cat" is the first to win people, and then the bad-tempered Mrs. Shi Huaiya will negotiate the next step, giving people a feeling that their family is a tigress in charge. The big tiger is just an illusion of a generous man.

"However, there is only one daughter in our family, and she will be in charge of the entire family business in the future. The man's character needs to be investigated to some extent, and at least we have to meet him. Mr. Xia Lin, please don't mind too much. No malice."

"It should be, it should be." Old Xia's head was about to break out in cold sweat. It was obviously just acting, why did he feel like a real boyfriend meeting his parents? Is it because of the atmosphere?Or is it because you have to worry about acting in a play, so you are more nervous and embarrassed than actually meeting your parents?

"Boss Xia, let me call you Xia Lin. There is no need to be so nervous. My wife has already said that we will not interfere with Beatrix's relationship issues. Besides, Xiao Xia, you are not low in your own achievements. You are fully worthy of it." For my Beatrix."

"Huh~" He breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the plan was going well, as long as these two don't interfere, then the little tiger fooled it, and he could also prevaricate other guys who tried to introduce him to a blind date.

"So..."

"..." Shi Huaiya kicked him lightly, signaling that her father's big move was coming. Regarding the character and behavior of the big tiger, Shi Huaiya had already told Lao Xia enough before.

This old guy is best at letting the opponent relax his vigilance before launching a surprise attack, so don't think that what he said earlier is so considerate and enlightened, the real highlight will be next.

"...So, we don't object to your things very much, but..."

"It's coming!" Not to mention Lao Xia, Shi Huaiya, who has always had a lively personality, also became nervous. She looked like a wooden carving of a small tiger, which made her mother frown slightly, but considering that her husband was talking, and It was indeed a tone that would make the young man nervous, and he didn't intervene to teach his daughter a lesson.

"She is not too young, Xiaoxia, you are not too young. If you don't object, how do you say a saying in Yan Dynasty? It is better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Then decide the date and venue of the wedding today. By the way Hold an engagement ceremony, well, I have already given you a ring~ It seems that I am still slow."

Big Tiger's eyes are very sharp, and he saw the ring on Shi Huaiya's finger at a glance. Obviously, she didn't buy it by herself. After all, she used her own card. It is impossible for a father who spends such a large amount of money not to know , and with the salary of the Longmen Guard Bureau... well, this little tiger will never even try to make up enough in his lifetime.

Then there is only one truth, that is, it was given by her boyfriend, and it also shows the man's financial strength. It is a commercial marriage. If the man is still so willing, then the happiness of marriage and the joy of finding a satisfactory candidate for the daughter will add up. , wouldn't it be double happiness?

"If the two of you don't have any opinions, then let's settle it."

Lao Xia and the little tiger have been stunned by this sudden development. This reaction is not right. Whether it is picky, long-term, or not opposed or even supported, it is not enough to make an engagement or even ask for it now. Have you set a wedding date?

This is completely different from the reaction of her father that the little tiger said in the previous rehearsal!

"Wait, I object!"

"Huh?" The big tiger who almost blurted out "I want you, a monster, to object" said, "I want you to object." After seeing clearly who was objecting, the expression on his face relaxed slightly, because it was Yelena who spoke.

This was within his plan and expectations. After all, an adopted daughter is also a daughter. No daughter would want her father to marry her stepmother, especially when the age gap is so small. It is normal to have resistance. Big Tiger has already prepared words of persuasion. up.

"Why do you object~" Big Tiger asked with a smile.

"Because...because...."

Yes, why object?Although Yelena blurted out, she didn't think about the follow-up content at all.

"Because he already has me! No other woman can come in!"

"Good job!" The little tiger gave Yelena a thumbs up behind his back, which really deserves to be the last insurance.

"However, Xiao Xia is your father. There is no contradiction between him getting married and having you." "Because he promised to marry me!" The white rabbit blushed, but it had no impact on the big tiger.

"Hmm...It's really nostalgic. I remembered that my Beatrix also said this when she was a child."

"..." The little tiger's expression froze, what did that sentence mean, every cuteness you sold when you were young, will become an unsolvable karma in your life in the future~

"That's the fun of raising a daughter. But, little Yelena, you're going to grow up after all. Time is so merciless. Look, if my little Beatrix said she was going to marry her father when she grows up, I I still remember that in a blink of an eye, she found a man who came up to me and said that this is my future husband."

"So, I think you will have that day, and your father will send you blessings like me. Of course, if that man is a wild man who doesn't know where he came from... I think His reaction may be a little more violent." Big Tiger blinked at Lao Xia, "Your daughter is really cute, I want to have another one."

"My lord, please be decent. If Beatrix gets married, Yelena should be your granddaughter."

"Oh, yes, yes, I forgot, don't you mind letting Yelena come to live in Victoria for a while? Seriously, after Beatrix left, the house was really deserted. I think of her when she was a child... ..."

Seeing that his father is about to uncover every piece of dark history in his past, the little tiger is also anxious, his image collapsed in an instant, okay?Her tail hair is blown up!

"In fact, Lao Xia and I..."

"Ahem~" The little tiger was sunk, and sat down with a dark face, waiting for his father to start turning black history one by one, "Master, let's leave this kind of thing to them to communicate with themselves, this is also a unique Memories and experiences, aren't they?"

"It makes sense, it makes sense, so let's book the time and venue of the engagement today."

"...This, is it too hasty?" Lao Xia finally went online, and if he didn't go online, he would have an extra fiancée inexplicably, and what was even more frightening was that if this matter was recorded in the citizen files of the Star Alliance, If he doesn't get married, he will be forced to marry.

"Hey, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, get married, have children, and then devote yourself to your career. Family is your last and warmest haven of rest. Otherwise, in the turbulent business war, it will be difficult to grasp your heart and mind. Pursuit, the more you chase money, the more you will be confused by the theory of money, and in the end, you will even forget what you are working hard for."

"..." What Big Tiger said was very reasonable, especially since he himself is a successful entrepreneur and the controller of a super group, what he said was very convincing.

"Little Yelena's wish to help her father is good, but she is still too immature after all, you need not only a wife, but also a partner, a comrade in arms to fight side by side, she is your strongest backing , and you are also her best backer, isn't that good? Or, do you have other plans? Just playing with my Beatrix?"

The big tiger's aura began to rise, as if Lao Xia would crush him to death on the spot as long as he dared to say a wrong answer.

"No, no, I respect her very much, but I feel that this is too impatient. I suddenly entered the state of marriage from the current relationship. Marriage is the grave of love!"

"Yes, but it is also a nursery of family affection. Young people, love is temporary, but responsibility is eternal."

"..." Well, Lao Xia has nothing to say. After all, from his standpoint, what Big Tiger said is very convincing. He really needs a partner, at least one. A comrade-in-arms, and the Star Alliance... also really needs an explanation, otherwise the poll tax will be very painful to pay, and the standard of living will drop by more than 1 level.

Not to mention Lao Xia, even Yelena couldn't object, because what the other party said was correct, Lao Xia's career was too immature to support it at all, and it was impossible to put it all on Lao Xia alone, so Even Yelena couldn't bear to object to the heavy burden without even a haven where she could take a nap.

Now, the only one who is still encouraging and trying to resist is the inexplicable little tiger herself. However, as a daughter who knows everything, it is too difficult for her to be suppressed. Until the two tigers left, all three of them looked dull status.

Chapter 18 Mother of Armored Cavalry

"What to do! What to do! What to do!" The little tiger was circling in the room, like a cat with chili oil on its buttocks, its tiger-striped tail flicked like a windmill, and it was very beautifully groomed Her long honey-blonde hair was scratched into a mess by herself, "Hurry up and think of a way. In short, calm down first and find out where the time machine is!"

"Suck~" Lao Xia was much calmer, drinking tea quietly with a thermos cup in his arms. As a man, he is easier to accept the reality than Shi Huaiya in this matter. In other words, he is a man and he is nearly 35 years old. Mature men lack too much...emotional judgment in this regard.

It is of course possible to resist the big tiger's arrangement. After all, he and Shi Huaiya have no special relationship. At best, they are just good friends of the opposite sex.

But why?This kind of thing has no loss for the man. Although it was a bit inexplicable at first, there is a girl with a basic appearance who wants to marry, and there is a lot of common language-why refuse and resist? ?

Compared to Lao Xia's attitude of calming down quickly because she felt that no matter what the result was, Shi Huaiya, as a girl, was going crazy, "How could this be? I haven't even been in love, and I suddenly want to Engaged!"

"What a tragedy~" White Rabbit and Lao Xia looked at each other, then shook their heads in unison, "Didn't she do it herself?"

"Um, Ms. Shi Huaiya, are you sure that even if you and I refuse this time, your father won't have any other plans? I don't think his attitude is as if he suddenly found out that his daughter has a boyfriend."

"Ok?"

"Let me use an analogy. If one day, Yelena suddenly came back and told me that she had a boyfriend and was talking about marriage, and I had never even met that man..." Lao Xia thought for a while, "Maybe I will bring a shotgun when I go to meet you?"

"Hey, hey, Lao Xia, why did this matter involve me!" This time it was the white rabbit's turn, "Don't use me as an example!"

"Ah, this!" Shi Huaiya was shocked. Indeed, she recalled afterwards that the old man's attitude was indeed very problematic, as if this was arranged by him, but if it was arranged by the big tiger himself , according to his character... the little tiger's face turned green.

"Then what should we do? We've only met a few times, and we're about to get engaged. Stop laughing and think of a way."

"I can't help it~" Lao Xia spread his hands. In fact, there is a way, but the loss would be too great. He is not the kind of love brain who pursues freedom and youth, and he won't because of this little bit of emotional discomfort. And lose tangible benefits, waste more time doing this kind of useless work.What's more, for Lao Xia, it was really a matter of avoiding the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth day.

"Then get engaged, it's not real marriage, even if it is real marriage, you can get married in the morning and get divorced in the evening." The white rabbit came up with a bad idea, because the idea was so bad that Lao Xia turned his head to look at it. With a glance, she couldn't figure out which side she was on.

Some things are not so easy to calculate. If you really get engaged, then the relationship between the two people will change. There will inevitably be some sparks in the future getting along, even if it is getting along with maintaining the image in front of others. It will be hard to say at that time. Real marriage or fake marriage.

In the Star Alliance, Lao Xia has seen this kind of example a lot. At the beginning, he wanted to avoid the punitive poll tax. He wanted to get married first, and then find an excuse to divorce. But according to the statistics of the civil affairs management department, among a hundred such couples, More than [-]% of them are really fragrant in the end, and nearly [-]% of the rest are inadvertently crossing the line and have to marry their children.

"Good idea, let's do it!"

"..." Lao Xia's expression was a little weird, and he really wanted to say, didn't you two really come here to play me?

A day later, the Longmen Guards Bureau

"Ah, char siew cat, congratulations~" Old Chen smiled maliciously, "Are you going to continue in the future? Or go home to help your husband and teach your children?"