After Becoming a Little Sister

Epiphyllum leaned against the side of the car, the brim of her baseball cap was pulled down to cover her face, and the cigarette butt flickered on and off.

The man with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes, who covered his head and followed for several steps, looked at Yiqi Juechen's golden char siu, gritted his teeth and cursed, and looked around uncomfortably, as if he was looking for a car, but his gaze was It freezes on Epiphyllum for a few seconds, but then skips over.

"Hey, you don't look well." Epiphyllum held the cigarette between her slender fingers, and a puff of smoke rose from the brim of the baseball cap: "Is there any problem? What happened?"

"...It's okay." The man with sly eyebrows was not sure about the context of this passing woman, so he didn't want to say anything to her, but took out his mobile phone to call someone to come over.

Epiphyllum didn't ask any more questions, just lit a cigarette and quietly listened to the fragmented words narrated by the other party and the people on the phone.

If they are combined, it is nothing more than seeing a good product, and they are sure that the other party is not the kind of desperado who wants to run away. He thinks that the other party should be a young lady who took something from home and prepared to sell it—most of them are the kind. Being tricked out by a scumbag, so he had no choice but to become a fool who sold his property - they naturally wanted to slaughter customers with this kind of fat sheep.

I don’t want to sell the golden char siu anymore, I think it’s a scam, so I have to leave, but it’s easy to get in and hard to get out, the other party is sure that she is a foreign tourist, and they come up with a so-called contract to force her to buy and sell by force, and what happened later is naturally The bunch of goods were all kicked to the ground by the golden char siu, and she also snatched two samples for comparison.

The reason why they called people instead of calling the police was probably because the so-called samples that were taken away were also goods of unknown origin, so they couldn't explain it clearly.

It doesn't look like this is a serious business shop, it really deserves to be Nanbang——Tan Hua thought so, took out a pack of cigarettes, and approached: "Smoking?"

The thief-eyed man didn't know why, so he frowned, and his tone turned blunt: "I don't smoke, please leave Smecta."

"I said—" Epiphyllum kicked him to the ground, raised his leg and directly kicked the wall next to his head: "Don't you give me any face?"

In the inside pocket of the suit hanging down, there was a gleaming gun handle.

"You, who are you?!"

"The girl you chased just now is my young lady." Epiphyllum shook the cigarette case: "Would you like Hanako?"

"..."

PS: I suddenly want to write a special episode for the characters alone, my hands are itchy

PS2: continue tomorrow

Chapter 973 0955-Ula! (Haha Hugh!

Jin Chashu didn't know that when she was running a Japanese drama, Epiphyllum was helping her complete the urban cool story that Ezra couldn't make it to.

After all, playing the game of the Dragon King returning to the throne, golden char siu is the right thing to do--the daughter of Mrs. Jin in the Northland, the leader of the Dark World Organization, calling a few vans at will is the confidence of several vans.

What can Ezra summon?Can the aircraft carrier battle group Dongshan accompany her to play the game of the city Shura Dragon King God of War?

No, they will just blast the threats in front of them to pieces, pinch the villains to death and bury them in the pit, and then wave the engineer shovel and fill it with soil, counting one, two, three, four, five, a bit of urban coolness None of the romance plots.

Otherwise, the previous urban cool articles had to arrange an extreme background for the protagonist. It is because of this level of strength that is not high or low that it is suitable for pretending to face. Ezra has taken the wrong strategy from the beginning. When choosing a branch plot, I still habitually choose Quanzhi plus points.

I think this villain is a bit powerful, so let's strengthen ourselves first.

In the end, a black-robed tyrant who completely deviates from Xiao Baihua's identity was created. The level that Xiao Baihua can't beat is too high, and the level that the black-robed tyrant can beat is too low. I can't let a villain like Brother Mei play with her. play house?

Fortunately, the Eastern European dungeon has a slightly different situation—such as now.

The protagonist group never thought that the first encounter of the trip to Eastern Europe would appear at the airport, let alone the reason would be so absurd.

Because spicy chicken shreds looked at each other more in the crowd...

The thing is like this, the time has to go back to more than ten minutes ago——

The airport they landed at was Yaku Sheremetyevo Airport. In Alia's impression, this airport probably didn't exist on Earth—or it was like a fusion of Yakutsk Airport and Moscow Sheremetyevo Airport. Star stunts.

But the advantage of this airport is that it is big enough that even big guys like the Airbus A380 can take off and land easily. Even during the takeoff and landing process, Alia and the others saw several big guys that are not inferior to their landlines. Strolling up to the sky, the angle of the lift makes people wonder if Maozi's pilot directly locked the joystick to the end.

And when they got off the plane, because they wanted to visit the airport by the way, they didn't leave directly by car from the side passage, but walked in the terminal building like ordinary tourists, looking at the Twoleg tourists and the airport By the way, let’s see if there are any so-called souvenirs that are so expensive that they are designed to trap tourists.

Lianhua likes this. Anyway, she really doesn’t care about money when she really wants to spend it. She even listed the list of friends who want to give Russian matryoshka in her account more than once. Alia turned three and a half pages, It is extremely suspected that she copied the rosters of the Maid Group inlaid with gold rims on the Worry-free Island and the Dongshan University Student Union.

And what does the big Lieba in your preset gift list mean?You will bring hatred like this!

Princess Da Lieba will not let you go!

"Speaking of which, Yaku Sheremetyevo Airport is not actually a domestic airport in Russia. They said so themselves." Spicy Chicken Silk recalled an interesting incident, pointing to the flight sign at the airport: "When Snowden ran here By the way, Mao Zi, in order to deal with the questioning from Milijian, said that this airport is an international airport, and that leaving the airport is not counted as entry."

In fact, it is because there is no visa-free agreement between Maozi and the United States, so even if he flies here, Snowden can't actually pass through the customs and enter Maozi's territory, but Snowden's hide-and-seek and Maozi give him asylum Everyone knew about the incident later, so this kind of statement is more of a superficial explanation, meaning that he has not entered the country, and I have the right to deport him.

After all, Mao Zi and Mi Lijian have never had a good relationship, and if they didn't say hello directly, it would be enough to give face to the great powers.

"I remember that the prototype of the movie "Happy Terminal" was like this. I was stranded at the airport for 17 years because of visa issues... Is it really possible for this kind of thing to happen?" Lianhua nodded her lips, the expression on her face It's a bit subtle: "I can't understand how he solves the problem of washing at the airport anyway..."

"Actually, there are hotels at the airport, and they are inside the airport, so you don't need to go out." Khaki shrugged wildly: "Although it's a capsule hotel."

Large airports generally have small capsule hotels specially prepared for passengers who check in early in the morning or in the early morning. There are public washing places and even showers, but the disadvantage is that they are small and expensive—it’s better to say what is in the transportation hub Neither will be cheap.

According to the hourly billing price, the average cost is tens of dollars per hour. If you stay overnight, the price will be lower, but the discount is limited.

Therefore, if you are not a passenger who particularly needs to rest, or a person who is rich enough to be free, most of them choose to sit and take a nap in a random place. After all, even if you check in in the early morning, it is not enough to say that it is several days in advance. Come on, a little half a day will pass after a while.

"In that case, it should be okay for a few days, but 17 years or something sounds like a fantasy story... Does the other party really have that much money?"

It would be better to say that if you have the money to live in these places for more than ten years, even if you go through the back door, you will spend money to buy your identity and go out.

But this question is destined to be unanswered. Even the most wandering little angels in the protagonist group have never tried the feeling of being trapped in one place for 17 years, so they just looked at each other and began to think about each other. Live in the airport.

"Is it okay to eat? Are the things at the airport very expensive?" Lianhua's thinking is a typical Chinese thinking, and the people depend on food.

Of course, the same typical thinking also imprints that the food at the airport is very expensive...

"If I remember correctly, Charles de Gaulle Airport in France has a free breakfast in the morning." Khaki recalled wildly: "Is the prototype the Iranian in Jiaomaian? He was stranded in Terminal [-]. I went to France Always remember that breakfast over there is free.”

"What about the laundry?"

"After the shopping mall is closed, I go to the bathroom to wash. Washing clothes during the day is too affecting for tourists."

"Clothes are divided into spring, summer, autumn and winter, right? Don't you need to change them?"

"A staff at the airport gave him clothes, but they didn't want them. In fact, later on, Mei An has become a person similar to the Internet celebrity now. Someone helped him get a visa, and someone helped him publish a book. In the end, his story was sold. The film copyright, that is, "The End of Happiness", seems to have sold for 30 US dollars, so he does not lack money to buy clothes."

"Eh? Are you still stranded at the airport with this money? Can't you hire a professional to help him with a visa?"

"The reason why he has this money and is still stranded at the airport has nothing to do with the visa. At that time, France has already given him an immigration permit. After all, France has no way to reject Internet celebrities, but if you go through the process, you need an identity certificate, and getting an identity The premise of the proof is that Belgium asked him to go back and get the certificate in person.”

Khaki spread his hands wildly: "The reason why he is stranded at the airport is because he has no way to leave the airport, so the visa can only be ignored."

"Well, it seems that there are these annoying procedures everywhere." Alia shook her head.

What's wrong with this world? I thought about it and asked about human nature.

"Actually, there are more procedures in France than in China, and you must keep the paper copies. After you go abroad, you will find that the domestic procedures are better, especially now that many procedures can be handled online or on official accounts. When I was an exchange student, even if I paid the utility bill, I had to keep the receipt separately, and I couldn’t do without one, which made me in a hurry.”

Later, the Belgian side could easily give him a certificate, and he didn't have to come here in person.

However, being rejected again and again, Meian became stubborn and simply didn't want the certificate.

Anyway, he lived well at the airport, became famous, and found a wife.

Who knows why it seems that anyone can find a girlfriend!Except the main character!

"Pay the bill yourself? Sounds interesting!" Spicy Chicken was curious: "But what are the utility bills?"

"Shut up, you damn capitalist." Aliya pushed her back: "Then the question is, how to solve his personal needs?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their eyes to her with delicate eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something wrong? Humans are not pigs, so they can't eat and sleep, right?"

Khaki wildly raised his hands in French etiquette: "I don't participate in this topic, I don't know much about it."

"Maybe..." Spicy Chicken Scratched his face: "Go to the airport bathroom in the dead of night?"

Lianhua blushed and said, "Or, maybe it's trapped——huh?!"

Xiong Luoli sat on the shoulder of muscular sister Gui Aige, covering her sister's mouth familiarly.

No, men don't know how to clamp the quilt... Probably not.

But no matter what, sister, you should at least maintain your purity!

Such words should not be said in front of so many people!

What you want to say, you should hold a hot and hateful woman and talk slowly when you sleep at night!

The clever Xiong Luoli has paid too much for this family...

Aliya had a strange expression of "Why can't my little fairy understand what you are talking about": "I mean spiritual needs, what are you talking about?"

"...Don't think that you can play Soviet jokes when you come here!" Spicy Chicken Shreds came back to his senses, his ears were completely red: "Holy shit!"

It stands to reason that it is not a big deal for her to scold this sentence. The people of the Republic say MD, and Maozi usually talks about Suka, which is almost the same as the people in the United States who are full of FK. But the problem is that after she finished scolding Alia, she was attracted by the voice next to her. Out of sight, subconsciously looked over.

It was a bald man, holding an empty vodka bottle in his hand, his neck flushed with alcohol, looking straight at her.

Possibly looking at her?Or did you hear her previous curse?

Spicy Chicken's eyes still had the meaning of staring at people viciously, and the bald-headed boy instantly felt that he was being provoked, and raised a stick at her: "с`ука!"

Before Spicy Chicken Shred could react, the crying Mao Maotou frowned, his face turned cold.

This lyrics is equivalent to bitch in American slang, and targeting women is considered a personal attack.

She looked at the burly bald man who was about 1.9 meters tall, stepped forward, raised her head, and said in a slightly clumsy but clearly audible Maozi Xiongyu: "I need you to apologize to us, sir."

"Milician? Or Europa?" The bald man raised his head and took a sip of his wine—then when he found the bottle was empty, he sneered, and the flesh on his face trembled: "Forget it, people everywhere are fine, Apologize? не пизд`и на хуй! Я твой рот ебал на хуй!"

"Apologize? Don't? You're talking nonsense! CNMD, what are you looking at!" Xiong Luoli translated the other party's words familiarly.

It was during this period that after encountering Jinchasiu, the accent was taken a little bit off, and it smelled like a big mess.

By the way, she also explained the last half of the sentence: "Although the free translation can be understood as 'what are you looking at', it can also be interpreted as hitting me for dissatisfaction. Anyway, it is a provocation, and it is a very arrogant provocation. If this When you meet other morons, you basically have to fight."

Spicy Jisi dragged the head of the crying cat behind her, and started to kiss each other with her unskilled trash talk vocabulary.

"White Emperor's Holy Sword?" Aliya rubbed her chin, not very keen on brushing mobs.

She did understand why these things happened—things forced the physique—or the probability singularity physique took effect.

This thing is like a halo of hatred. Others just glance at it, but when they come to her, it turns into a stare, and the stare turns into a curse. Anyway, the situation is gradually escalating, and it is basically rushing to destroy people.

The last public protagonist with this kind of physique had to be used together with the Jiangzhi halo.

Maybe normal people will encounter this kind of bum when they go out, but obviously the chances are not too high, let alone so high that when the other party opens his mouth, Bichi shuts up, or your mother refuses to accept and hits me. After all, a bum like this should Killed long before the main character appeared.

It's really hard for him to live as a rare animal until now...

But Alia is used to it, but it doesn’t mean that spicy chicken is used to it—everyone is the protagonist. She was going smoothly back then, and she was always supported by Big Bob. On the surface, she was a high-ranking financial queen, but in fact she was the one controlled by her niece. Baby niece, don't talk about this kind of guy getting close to her. If you stare at him more than 800 meters away from her, Big Bob can make the Assassin's Lost Paradise girl go dig out his eyeballs and use them as light bulbs to step on.