After Becoming a Little Sister

"Ning on this side of the earth is also a lover of Soviet jokes?" Ai Stalin Liya looked at the spicy chicken shreds curiously.

Stalin's pipe was lost, and Beria arrested ten people who had been in or out of the office, and all ten people admitted that they were thieves.

Then Stalin found his pipe under the sofa...

This Soviet joke about Beria and the pipe is said to have been made by Khrushchev when he submitted his report on how vicious Beria was.

But the authenticity of this kind of unofficial history is naturally untestable, because there are many similar stories, and there is a version where the CIA and KGB went to the forest together to confirm whether there is a rabbit version. Anyway, it is said that these secret police are brutal.

The earth's spicy chicken shreds still has a spicy taste, which is fundamentally different from the spicy chicken shreds on the Blue Star that are so soft and cute that they want spicy peppers or spicy peppers or peppers or peppers, but they almost don't turn into sweet fish-flavored pork shreds—— ——I don’t recognize Ai Mou.

But Aliya didn't care, after all, she had to do it again, she already knew that the spicy chicken shreds was not important.

As long as you take off the head of the crying cat, isn't the spicy chicken shreds free...

And the fairy sister who put down the gun tilted her head, looked over Alia's back, and looked curiously at the so-called Beria behind her.

Beria——Lu Wuchen, a Taoist nun in white.

On this side of the earth, Teddy in white wears a pair of glasses with round lenses, and a high ponytail with a dangerously light forehead that exposes his hairline. With a capable appearance, he nodded at the fairy sister: "Master."

"..."

Sister Shenxian was silent and did not speak, she looked a little bit like a swordsman tower with a complicated mood.

My apprentice turned out to be the head of the [-]th boy—cross out—the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

If it is said that this illusion has the slightest possibility of being guided by the character's heart, doesn't it mean that my third apprentice is extremely cruel and black?

Sister Shenxian suddenly felt very tired. How did the three little ones who were so soft and cute when they were young grow up to become such worry-free San Obasang.

So love will disappear, right?

She suddenly didn't want to talk to Bai Yi Teddy anymore. When she was a child, Bai Yi Teddy was so cute, small and waxy, like a snow dumpling.

After growing up, not to mention harming the Song family and his family, he secretly tossed some unethical biological scientific research technology, like a girl giving birth...

Tsk!Is this how she squandered the knowledge I taught her? !

As for saving people, if you have yourself and An Ran, if you don't even have it, you can still mobilize contacts. Who can't save them?

The more she thinks about it, the more angry she is, just like Alia's own mother who sees her life constantly tossing around. The more she looks at Teddy in white, the more unhappy she becomes. .

When Teddy in white saw this scene, his face immediately turned pale, and his eyes were as wronged as that of an abandoned puppy.

Alia held her own pipe, didn't light it, just patted Teddy in white on the shoulder: "Davarish, just like I said, you have to persevere to the end, a person's death is a tragedy, 100 The death of ten thousand people is just a number—although I don’t agree with Lao Tie’s words, he did say the most straightforward solution in desperation.”

Lu Beria Wuchen gritted his teeth and nodded: "I understand!"

Spicy Chicken Silk, who was watching the excitement, rolled her throat. Seeing Teddy in white who suddenly became resolute—or decisive, she shrank subconsciously: "What are you going to do? Make a new list. ?!"

She looked around and felt that it was the safest behind the fairy sister, so she hurriedly dragged the head of the crying cat to hide, and poked out half of her head: "Let me tell you! I also did my best before! I did my best for this war!" Blood has been left! You can’t do this to me! I want to see—damn, why are you Stalin!”

Aliya blinked, wondering what the spicy chicken shreds had come up with.

Could it be their McCarthy set?You must know that when they did that in the last century, it was not much gentler than Maozi's big cleaning.

Teddy in white took a deep breath and walked towards Sister Shenxian, taking off his glasses and untying his hair as he walked.

The spicy shredded chicken is completely numb - this is time to do it, right?

I knew you republicans were unreliable!There is definitely a problem when there are too many people, or our personal heroism is reliable!

She frantically searched where else to hide in the huge headquarters, while the crying cat next to her was staring blankly at the front with her head tilted. She didn't seem to be affected at all, but was full of curiosity.

"Damn it... Jessica!" Spicy Chicken Shredded searched around, but found that none of them belonged to him.

That's why the Republican camp is so outstanding, and thrown into the illusion, everyone is a commander, and the western department is all cannon fodder?

The crying cat turned its head suspiciously: "Huh? What's wrong?"

"Take her down! I—wait, what is she doing?"

Prepare to act first, re-engraving the spicy chicken shreds of Corn Xiaofu Chu Tu Tu Tu Tu Beria. When he turned around, he saw Teddy in white making a strange move.

She hugged Sister Shenxian directly, without saying anything, just crying.

The sniffing cry was soft, weak, and thin, and tears flowed down her cheeks.

That pretty face instantly turned into the sad version of A Chinese Ghost Story that I still feel sorry for. After all, Teddy in white is the same style as Wang Zuxian.

Sister Shenxian's body froze for a moment, and then softened after a few seconds. She raised her hand and put it down, and then raised it again.

She admitted that she had softened her heart...

No matter how angry he was, once the other party hugged him like a child and cried, he couldn't get angry at all.

Is it the child who has been raised for more than ten years, from babbling to the time when the other party went out to roam the rivers and lakes with a small burden...

Pressing on the hair of Teddy in white who was hugging her and crying, the fairy sister sighed faintly: "Do you know what I did wrong?"

"……do not know."

"Huh ↑?"

"It was all wrong—I was wrong... I will not be like that in the future..."

"Hmm↓..."

Sister Shenxian sighed, and stroked her hair: "Among the three of you, your elder sister seems to have the most ideas, but in fact she is stubborn and inflexible, while your second sister does have ideas, so I don't need to worry about it. Only you, you seem to be mild-tempered, but in fact you are more stubborn than anyone else, and you are more thoughtful than anyone else..."

Alia laughed happily, holding her pipe in her mouth and looking at the fairy sister, who couldn't bear the attack of hugging her mother and crying.

To be reasonable, it should be more exciting. If Aliya herself, she would have to slide and kneel and hug her thigh.

But it's not bad, Teddy in white has gradually understood all of this, and has mastered the way to deal with a woman's rage.

Look at what Elder Sister Shenxian said, it's not wrong, but if you're angry with a woman, if you're right, can't you be scolded?

Arya was very skilled herself, because she had to deal with a group of unreasonable women when she had to deal with it.

At that time, she was still an ignorant little soldier, running under the setting sun in a different world, like that lost youth...

Hei Lianhua came to Aliya's side at some point: "Why does this method look so familiar... Is there any guy who teaches everyone how to win sympathy?"

Xiong Luoli and Hei Lianhua rarely united front, nodded again and again, full of contempt: "That's right, this trick is so dirty, so familiar, no way, no way, no way, it was made by some hateful woman Bar?"

Xiong Luoli will always remember the time when she was killed by her gentle sister. The other party also cried like this, crying so hard that it was completely unbearable.

The deterrence of the black lotus is already very difficult, and the real sister has actually started to be tough. If her manic state has not started to subside later, I really don't know how I will live in the future.

I guess I can only obediently be a cute little bear, and my life is full of the word plaything...

Aliya looked at Black Lotus, then at Loli Xiong: "Who are you?"

Hei Lianhua cooperated with her performance with a smile: "I am Song Fuqu, and she is Song Xiaomei. This is the first time we meet, please give me your advice."

"Are you two sisters?"

"Yes, we are two sisters."

"Then who is sister?"

"It's me, it's me~" Hei Lianhua raised her hand: "I'm my sister! Xiaomei, are you right?"

Saying that she was going to hug Loli Xiong again, Loli Xiong twisted her body and ran away, hiding on the other side of Alia and tugging at the hem of her clothes, looking at the black lotus vigilantly, with a big face The appearance of the enemy.

"She's the older sister, so who is the younger sister?" Aliya looked down at Luoli Xiong, her tone as if coaxing a child.

Xiong Luoli looked up at her with a serious expression: "Is your mother an idiot?"

"..."

Not cute at all!

But this is Lolita Bear...

Aliya slumped her shoulders helplessly: "So who messed with you?"

"Her!" Xiong Luoli pointed at her sister: "This! Fake!"

Aliya looked at the black lotus, who was happy and fearless, just with her hands behind her back, smiling very girlishly.

"Well, I can see it - the lotus will not laugh so rippling."

"..." Hei Lianhua's smile froze, and the blood vessels in his temples jumped, squeezed out from between his teeth and asked, "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure, but if it's a lotus flower, I'll just say ah! Ya! It's not like you are doing now."

"Ah! Ya!"

"Look, she is in a hurry, she is in a hurry, she will learn what I say, it must be false, Lianhua will not learn, no one who is serious will learn, you learn?"

Xiong Luoli climbed up Aliya's trouser legs, climbed onto her shoulders and grabbed her like a koala: "Let me tell you, what did she do before - she took the whole front army People are stuffed in an area of ​​five square kilometers! It will not be deployed at all!"

"Hiss—" Aliya immediately gasped, her eyes widened.

"Then advance five kilometers, directly consuming two divisions!"

"what?!"

"The most important thing is that she still doesn't feel that she has done something wrong!"

"Damn! I swear! I'm going to kick your ass hard with my leather boots! You unqualified commander! You deserve to be court-martialed!"

Aliya held the pipe viciously, waved her hand and said, "Come here!"

Hei Lianhua restrained her smile and said seriously: "Those people, I can't control them, there is a problem."

"..." Aliya's eyes narrowed for a moment, and she raised her hand to stop the guards rushing in behind her: "You all go out!"

After there were no outsiders, Aliya called Hei Lianhua and said in detail: "What did you find?"

"In this illusion, there are not only two forces, but even within the Soviet army, there is a plot line of infighting."

Black Lotus showed her proficient palace fighting skills, and took out a new list from her pocket: "This is the people who are mixed in my front army. The names of these people do not exist in the illusion."

Aliya took the list and glanced at it, half surprised and half stunned: "So it's them..."

"You know them?"

"There are some mice from the dark world, but they don't belong to a few big organizations, and there are some... who seem to have a penchant for teens in their hearts. During the war, they should be sent to Siberia to dig potatoes. They are commonly known as the well-known factions. ——Don’t forget what kind of passengers the Poseidon itself is carrying.”

Some of these high-ranking people in the Asia-Pacific region have both sides, jumping left and right in front of the Western forces headed by the Republic and the United States.

But this is normal, the so-called dignitaries in small areas are not worth mentioning in front of a real big country.

After all, the Asia-Pacific region—especially Southeast Asia—is all fragments that cannot be put together. Those without strategic strength can only mediate between the two camps. Those with better luck, such as Li Jiapo, We can still take advantage of the opportunity to take off, but how many Lee Kuan Yews can there be in Southeast Asia?