After Becoming a Little Sister

The Soviet joke or something should probably be applied with her to become the world's intangible cultural heritage, and by the way, it should also bring a bullet to fly.

How fresh, if Let the Bullets Fly is released now, the box office may go directly to 60 billion.

"Don't try to quibble! Don't I know what's big?"

No one loves Soviet jokes more than Aaliyah - except spicy shredded chicken.

It's a pity that the spicy chicken shreds is not here, so Aliya can't help feeling a little depressed.

Monk, my and... cough, my spicy shredded chicken...

Lianhua next to her blushed, Xiong Luoli clapped her hands, and muscular sister Gui Aige stood up with her tower-like body.

For a while, everyone pretended to ignore what happened and looked away, even wanting to whistle a few times.

There are also a very small number of individual people who look more enthusiastically, for example, isn't this better?

The greasy fat man tried his best to open his eyes that were squinted due to swelling, which made his whole face look extraordinarily funny, and naturally he didn't have the arrogant and annoying look at the beginning: "Ai, Miss Ai... I was wrong, I was really wrong..."

"Where did you go wrong?"

"I, I shouldn't talk nonsense!"

"Huh (↑)?"

"I——I shouldn't raise a mistress! I shouldn't do this kind of thing behind my wife's back, I shouldn't, I shouldn't smoke, drink, play mahjong...I...I shouldn't have changed my socks a month ago , I shouldn't go to the bathroom-"

"That's right, don't talk about it." Alia waved his hand and interrupted his self-analysis: "You said that you are such an adult, why don't you have any clues? Don't even look where this is, this is Can you walk sideways? Do you know what 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi is, don’t bully the young and poor? You will be directly wiped out by Long Aotian in the future!”

The greasy fat man with the pig's head and three faces let out an ah, covered his face innocently, and it looked like... Uh, Yue Yunpeng?

Aliya tilted her head, it was the first time she saw someone who was beaten like this was considered a cosmetic surgery.

After staring at each other for a few seconds, Arya's shoulders finally slumped, and she had no interest in trouble with such a guy.

"Forget it, a guy like you is purely in the glory of the good times. Sooner or later, you won't be able to live and dance to such a big size."

Decades earlier, the whole world hadn't been dominated by the gold standard, so this guy's arrogance naturally couldn't come from it, and it wasn't the era when he was rich.

In the later decades, there should not be many fish that slipped through the net of compulsory education, and the competition in the Republic is becoming increasingly fierce, and this kind of vulgar guy is even more powerless.

To put it bluntly, these guys who started their careers with a touch of the times, sometimes they don't even know what they are doing, and they get rich overnight.

The reason why there were so many messed up masters and living Buddhas during that time, wasn't it all because they sought psychological comfort, foolish money, willing to beat another willing to suffer?

Those who really have pursuits have gone to study, and the money handed over to the master is worse than handed over to the business school. At any rate, they can return with a few business cards from their peers.

Once the opportunity to get rich has passed, it is like a big wave washing the sand. Sooner or later, these messy guys will be shot to death on the beach and become the front waves.

Aliya is now punishing him, even giving him a chance to save himself and learn to restrain himself.

After all, a fake urban dragon king like Aliya can't even make people go bankrupt and fall into the dust.

She would only hold a fist the size of a custard bun to force others to pretend to be dead, and it would only hurt after being beaten. A real dragon king like her father is here, so she probably isn't a greasy fat man begging for mercy The scene was over, and I got three bottles of quick-acting heart-resisting pills and sent them directly to the ICU.

How did Ai Rulong scare people back then?

Needless to say a word, just relying on a name and a look, can scare the colleagues who are all businessmen so much that they almost pee on the spot.

"It seems that I will never reach Shuangwen's side in my life..."

Sighing, Aliya, who also has strong self-analysis and self-management skills, stood up and patted the dust on her skirt.

"Get up, I won't kill—no, I mean, find a few children who need sponsorship."

"Funding, sponsorship or something!" The greasy fat man almost jumped up in surprise: "No, no, I won't do this again!"

"What I'm talking about is the real kind of eager-to-learn kid! If you dare to have dirty thoughts about those kids, I'll chop you up!"

Xiao Baihua slapped the table next to her in half: "Give up their high school! If you can pass the college entrance examination, you will too! Do you hear me!"

"Listen, hear..."

"You still have to pay for the table! Then get out!"

The greasy fat man didn't expect to be lifted up and put down lightly this time, he even felt a little unreal in a trance.

"That... that's it?"

"..." Aliya blinked, and for a moment, she felt that the other party was playing herself.

So you are not actually a little guy on the side of the road, but a big guy pretending to be a guy, right?

Just like the yellow ape, one mouthful is terrifying, one foot is a supernova, and the acting skills are particularly exhausting.

The reason why you performed with me is because you see that I am the granddaughter of a hero, a woman who will become a king in the future?

"I'm sorry, I blamed you—" Aliya rolled up her sleeves: "I will increase my strength."

When Luffy was Pirate King, would he be worried about encountering the passing policeman on duty... She rolled up her sleeves and looked at Dui Hu with a subtle expression next to her, thinking that if the other party stopped her, should she borrow it? Downhill donkey or something.

But no, the greasy fat man waved his hands again and again, indicating that he really couldn't stand it anymore: "No, no! No, no! Don't misunderstand!"

He is no match for a tortured elf like Aliya, and he wished that he was having a nightmare now.

"I just think that if you, a daughter of a wealthy family like you, get angry, I will be poured into cement and sank to the open sea to feed the fish. I didn't expect you to be such a tolerant person. I was wrong. Your lord has a lot of woo-woo--"

To be honest, because the other party was too sincere, it seemed a bit disgusting, and Alia wanted to remind the other party.

"How could someone do these things? Don't look at those dubious urban cool—"

Out of the corner of her eye, Aliya glanced at the fat man, and caught a glimpse of the license plate of the car behind him—it was Bong Kyung's license plate.

"Wen...cough, anyway, I am a good citizen who abides by the law, and I will still pay you the medical expenses later, and you will get one yard for one yard."

Although this kind of blow is not very harmful and humiliating, anyone else would have to bear the grudge for half a lifetime.

But the greasy fat man didn't know whether he survived the catastrophe or used his farmer-like cunning talent, trying to use rainbow farts to keep Aliya from doing the settling after the fall, a tearful monologue, combined with "You obviously wear hundreds of millions The grievance of fishing on the side of the road with such expensive jewelry made everyone turn their attention to Alia's chest.

Oh!Regal is by my side!

It turns out that he is so weak, not because he is too good, but because this young lady is really strong!

I learned, is this a successful person who experiences life at the bottom?

Aliya, who was surrounded by everyone, touched her chin, and silently changed her posture to a contemplative posture with her arms folded, blocking everyone's sight.

Pretending to be thinking so I wouldn't be embarrassed - well, I was thinking.

How on earth did this fat man keep jumping back and forth on the verge of causing trouble, and still keep himself from killing himself?

He's really not mocking, playing a wave of damage on the atmosphere or something, using this method to let everyone discover their own flaws...beautiful?

Although shamelessly self-comforting is flawed beauty, Aliya knows that this statement is just her wishful thinking.

Because we needed a way to tell Alicia's friends that she was trying.

——As for her enemies, they don't know it.

"Is this thing very valuable?"

"Very, very valuable, it's because I don't know Mount Tai..."

"Tsk, my title, which has been typed out for several pages, is not as good as a piece of broken stone... worth so much money? How do you know?"

Alia flicked the sapphire jewelry on her neck. It looked like a heart-shaped sapphire reflected brilliant fire under the sunlight, as deep as the sea was rippling inside.

"I saw it at the auction."

The greasy fat man wiped away his tears mixed with oily sweat, feeling aggrieved and pitiful: "The auction, the specifications were very high... At that time, this jewelry was the finale lot, and my female partner at that time—cough! Sister— —I read the booklet for a long time, but I definitely can't afford it, I just have the impression..."

Alia imagined that it might be the scene where the protagonist surprised everyone at the auction, bid wildly, and won the treasure handsomely.

In the end, he avoided the operation of the black hands of those who were going to snatch the treasure, or got the favor of the big boss who also went to the auction to buy something?

"So why don't I have a copy of the auction? Obviously I'm rich too..."

Aliya pouted, and gestured to the jewelry towards Lianhua: "Since you know that this item is so expensive, you should tell me first."

Although she herself was more expensive than any jewelry, it was really hard to say who lowered whose value for a while.

"But... it was taken out of your jewelry box."

"what?"

Lianhua thought for a moment, then suddenly clapped her hands: "I understand, it should be Xiaoya's jewelry box!"

The little angel next to him, who was chewing hair cake like a transparent person, raised his head, his puffy cheeks looked like a hamster.

She tilted her head up and swallowed the food in her mouth for some unknown reason, then choked with an unladylike choke, and hurriedly drank a few mouthfuls of soy milk before she recovered, exhaling a mouthful of sweet soy milk: "What? What? - I didn't steal it!"

It means that you have been only concerned about stealing food before, right?

Alia squeezed the space between her eyebrows. The Earth self is 24 years old, a student, and a student who doesn't look like a senior at all.

Such a cute little angel will cry for a long time with a punch, right?What to do to save the world?Is it cute?

"Jewelry, jewelry, this jewelry is yours, right?"

"Oh, that..." The little angel didn't take it seriously: "Isn't that a fake?"

"Imitation?"

"It's not appropriate to say it's an imitation. It seems to be a handicraft bought by my dad before. He said it's artificial sapphire. It's probably worth ten thousand yuan, and I think it's too big."

Speaking of which, the little angel curled her lips in disdain, feeling that she was really full of wisdom: "How can there be such a big sapphire, just like those crystal chandelier accessories that are clearly deceptive on the street stalls, my dad probably was deceived by those scenic spots I'm ashamed to admit it."

Lianhua suspiciously picked up the Heart of the Ocean and looked at it, then shook her head: "It's not fake, it's the same as the sapphire in my jewelry box, so it must be real."

It's just that she didn't say it aloud, only Alia heard it clearly.

"...It's great to be friends with you guys. I just hope that I can pay attention to this kind of details in advance. It's dangerous."

"Danger?"

"It's such a precious thing." Aliya stuffed the sapphire into her collar casually, with a look of fear on her face: "What if someone wants to snatch me? If someone wears a famous watch, they will be chopped off and taken away directly." Well, I'm afraid I didn't just cut off the neck and take it and run away..."

Lianhua tried to imagine the scene, but finally found that she couldn't imagine it anyway.

So isn't Aya really in Versailles—she should be Versailles like this, right?

Like me, Miss Song Fuqu thought so, showing a doting smile.

Then Aliya felt that maybe Lianhua really didn't love her anymore-why did you laugh so happily when someone chopped off your neck? !

"That... Ai Bureau, if there is nothing else, I will go to work first." Hu Dui next to them looked at their eyebrows and took the initiative to leave: "There is still work over there."

"Speaking of which, Captain Hu, you came to the school and brought someone with you. Is there something wrong?" Alia then remembered that the other party was here to handle business.