After Becoming a Little Sister

The command department dismissed the grievance and questioning from the notebook, and then discussed several other reports.

The erosion of the brood species appeared on both sides of the world at the same time, but thanks to the titan beasts on the earth, they are more hated, so the spore transformation weapon, which is a must-have equipment similar to Doran's sword, did not go to Blue Star. Throw it, probably because the price/performance ratio is too low to be worth it.

And the follow-up king worm-level protozoa directly protruded from the face, which was a bit like throwing war monsters in Pacific Rim.

Ring [-] is not good, it doesn’t have a mecha flavor at all, it’s better to watch Gundam, at least Gang Damu has an attack animation...

However, the brood worm threw the king worm with ease, thinking that it could cause huge damage, and no matter how bad it was, it would cause a huge panic to declare its existence. Unexpectedly, before skr said anything, it was directly ridden by Yaya, a native blue star titan Face, chased and killed more than 3000 nautical miles.

Now that Yaya has been dragged back by the half-dead king worm, the [-]-ton gantry hoist took a lot of effort to drag the unlucky guy who was as frozen as an iceberg ashore. After preparing to contact the earth, ask a certain gourmet It depends on whether it is sliced ​​research or sliced ​​sashimi.

"But does such a thing really exist?"

"what?"

"Biological weapon - such a big one."

"...Yaya is real too, do you smell the fried rice with eggs?"

"Smell it."

Well, it is unscientific to say that this thing is unscientific - the star gates have been created, and there seems to be nothing unusual about giant monsters from other worlds.

"In addition to this monster, there is also a mass of unformed flesh and blood. The estimated weight is between [-] and [-] tons. What should we do?"

"I don't know yet, we have to wait until the star gate resumes communication. How long is it estimated?"

"The energy storm has temporarily subsided. According to the current downward curve of energy readings, it is estimated that there will be more than 30 hours before communication can be restored."

"Let's go to the port first, keep a close eye on it, and be careful not to let those things come into contact with other substances except the port concrete. Isn't that how it's done in movies? When it encounters any living things or strange energy sources, it will be swallowed. Then evolve or something."

"Okay, I see, and one more thing - Elovens, the guy who called himself a future visitor, asked to speak with our research director, and he said there is a lot of information to give us."

"Then what is he asking for? Everything has a price."

"... Tell her mother not to beat her up."

"Uh-huh???"

……

……

"No, why do you feed a whale fried rice with eggs?"

The golden monster bird who was holding a bowl of Kejingsha was talking vaguely, picked up Bingfeng next to it, knocked off the bottle cap, and drank half of the bottle with a grunt.

"Phew...it's comfortable..."

"...Is it delicious?" The staff of the two intelligence departments sat across from each other, looking at this girl who was also considered to be a wealthy girl with delicate expressions.

It stands to reason that I have never eaten golden char siu, my father is the king of mines in the Northland, and my mother is a hero, not to mention that I have lived half my life in fine clothing and jade, so I should have no worries about food and clothing.

How did it get to the point where it looked like it hadn't touched meat for three months?

"It's okay, but the rice is a bit soft, isn't it overnight rice? Let me tell you, the fried rice has to be overnight rice, my mother—bah! The fried rice made by that blonde woman is much better than this! "

"..."

The two girls from the intelligence department looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Not to mention that this egg fried rice is made for Yaya, one-time production is calculated by [-] kilograms, how can there be so many overnight meals."

"Based solely on the production volume, that's the amount that can only be produced by dozens of chefs with large shovels that shovel the ground. Can it compare with Lingtang's loving mother-daughter set meal at home?"

"...How about you two talking about cross talk?" The golden monster put down the empty sea bowl and burped: "My mother—bah! This can't be changed... That woman is good at cooking, but If I made it for me, I was a little more careful when I was a child. Now if I want to eat her love set meal, either her husband will ask, or my sister will come to the house. Other times I make it like that. It’s better for me to go to the restaurant. .”

The golden monster recalled the smell of his mother in his thoughts, and felt a little more aggrieved and dissatisfied for no reason.

Why do I have two dishes and one soup when I am at home, and her husband at least four dishes and one soup at home, as well as cold dishes before meals and fruits after meals?

And who is whose daughter?When she comes to the house, Aliya can make snowy bean paste and anything else. If she wants to eat it, she can only make some bean paste stuffing in the refrigerator—it’s still half-cooked. Is this reasonable?

For a moment, the golden monster felt sad: "I think I just gave it away as a phone bill. Really, aren't biological daughters all rich and well-off? She doesn't! She even beat me up before! I'm the famous master of time and space." Ah! Do I owe her? I... woo woo woo..."

"That, Mr. Elovins?" The young lady searched around, took out a handkerchief and handed it over: "Shall we change the subject first?"

Don't stop with the family ethics drama, it's almost impossible to get out of it...

"Blow~~"

Wiping the snot on the opponent's flowered handkerchief, the golden monster tidied up his remains—grooming—and then regained his composure.

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure. This girl has a serious mental illness. I don't feel very good. I may have to find a psychiatrist after a while."

The assimilation ability of the golden char siew was beyond its expectation, even a little beyond its control.

It is reasonable to say that Elovens, the majestic time and space magic bird, has not seen any fragments of traveling back and forth in the long river of time?

In its eyes, other people's life is just a movie. If you watch too much, you will become numb, and your emotions will be the same, and you will even feel like laughing.

But after binding the Sea of ​​Consciousness Frequency with Golden Char Siu, it felt like being thrown into a drum washing machine to roll, roll, roll, and roll, a good young girl, with no dreams of world hegemony and reaching the pinnacle of life in her mind. There are some unlucky things about the parents.

It may not be a human being, but the golden char siu is a real dog, and it's a big golden retriever like Erha, it can't be provoked...

Wait, why do you want to provoke me?

The golden monster bird's eyes were blank for a few seconds, and then he came back to his senses: "If you have anything to ask, go ahead."

"……Name."

"Elovens, this word means to control time in the lingua franca of God's Grace, so you can call me the King of Ten Thousand Times when it is translated."

"Then let's call you Elovins...Gender?"

"How should I put it? According to your biological classification, I should be a male, but our birds and beasts can change sex, so I am now a female."

Birds and beasts can not only change their sex, but even both sexes can coexist. If that's the case, the feathers will become weird, as if the middle is split and the left and right are combined.

Those who knew it was an obstacle in gender selection, those who didn’t know it thought it was the Fengdu detective from Birds and Beasts, who opened their mouths to count the crimes in detail...

"Um... well, female, age?"

"Let's think about it, [-] years old? Maybe longer?" The golden monster tilted its head: "Based on the rotation period of the planet, I should be this age."

"Seventeen hundred years old? Are you sure?"

"Sure, our Zoeka demon bird is a long-lived species. My basic life span is [-], and my advanced life span is [-]. I still have the ability to go back in time and space. In theory, if I just dawdle, I won't die. Yes, it should live longer than all the long-lived species."

But that is only in theory. Elovins' age is not a natural experience of such a long time after birth, but has been mixed in the long river of time for hundreds of years, and the current life span has been lengthened in reverse—others live a day , it has been mixed for a year. In a sense, age has no meaning to it, and the algorithms are different.

"It's unbelievable, if we live [-] years, then—"

The little sister thought about it for a while, but couldn't think of it, because she hadn't experienced it before, and her brain supplements could only be brain supplements.

"It's not that difficult to dawdle. Many times you will find that a day and a year are repeated in this way and pass by inadvertently." The golden monster smiled: "One thousand and seven hundred years are just numbers, and the days you really remember are yours. Life, but in retrospect, how many things or dates do you remember that you think are meaningful? Most of the time, it’s just repeating yesterday, and ushering in another irrelevant tomorrow in a trance.”

"Are you quite philosophical?"

"When you have experienced a lot, you will also become a philosopher, thinking about the meaning of life and society at midnight."

"We usually listen to songs and cry at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and then say "I'm sorry for being a human being...Elovins—Miss, we are very curious, why did you come to Blue Star?"

Everyone chatted for a while, and the young ladies saw that the atmosphere was not bad, and carefully steered the topic on the right track.

Or the really important issue-after seeing that Elovens can turn into a ball of light, travel through star gates in the form of an energy creature, and even help Alia obtain a short-term powerful ability, the Republic has already believed The reasonable existence of such an irrational guy.

It's a pity that the dialogue between it and Alia used a peculiar language. Although certain patterns can be heard, there are too few samples to decipher the content. Naturally, there is no way to learn more from the side. It is to ask the parties directly.

"If I say I went wrong, will you let me go?" When Elovens mentioned this, he had an expression of 'I'm so stupid': "I planned it all! And okay? It was easy to send key people back from different time points, just waiting for the world to change and then I fished in troubled waters, why did I become a fish instead?"

"Can you be more clear?"

"Do you think Einstein told you the understanding of the theory of relativity, and you can understand it clearly?"

"Ah this-"

"Let's talk about the conclusion." The golden monster bird shook his head, forgiving these stupid little Zhang Yu's attempts to pry into the mysteries of time: "I come from ten years later, to be precise, the world line of the earth ten years later. Before that, several key characters were sent back to an anchored world line split node, and their appearance will cause the originally split world line to be recoupled together, so I will...do you not understand?"

"A little..."

"Then let me put it in a simpler way - we need to understand what kind of existence we are benchmarking when we travel through time? How exactly should we land? Understand clearly which route existed in the time travel back to ten years ago. The track is the pain point to solve all problems, and creating a closed loop of business and data is of great significance to the resolution of the entire incident, so it is necessary to connect related ecology, analyze user pain points, and penetrate user minds—”

"...You still use the words we don't understand. What you are saying now makes us feel a little high blood pressure. Shouldn't the next step be empowerment?"

"How do you know? It's true that the next step is to empower, I, empower this person." As he spoke, the golden monster bird pointed to himself: "Then accumulate strength, feed back the ecology, and form a chemical reaction of the ecological industrial chain!"

"I haven't been able to return to China this week during the last ecological anti-revolution."

"Really? Then he is quite pitiful..."

"You mean, you have the ability to send people back from the future?"

"No, to be precise, it is to send a time-space silhouette back from the future—to make her think that she is back."

But in fact there is no, it is like stuffing the cognition of the future self into the sea of ​​consciousness of the current person. After overlapping, it will inevitably make people feel that they have traveled through time and space. So I had an extremely real daydream, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies, Lan Ke chess world, nothing more.

"Then, did everything experienced by this space-time silhouette that was 'sent' back happen for real?"

"It may happen or it may not happen. Different world lines have a certain degree of deduction budget, but the correct world line will find a real path in these budgets, just like the screen budget of computer games. , and finally select the data operated by the player to form the interpolation frame... Maybe this is what it means? I don’t know much about games, so I just say this, I hope you can understand this statement.”

The two young ladies exchanged glances, nodded, and shook their heads again.

"So can we ask, ten years from now—the future you can see, what will we look like?"

"You? You two or are you human race? Or something else?"

"Can the two of us see it?"

"Yes, but not now. Normally, unless it is a probability singularity, I rarely pay attention to my personal future."

The golden bird said that in terms of cost performance, this way of peeking into the future is weak. Who wants to watch another day when a person gets up every day, goes to class, goes to work, eats takeaway, watches short videos, and then lies on the bed and drags the charging cable with his mobile phone and falls asleep. ——At that time, it might as well go to see the animal world.

"What about the future of our humanity?"

When she said this, the young lady wrote down the term "human species" in her notebook. It seems that in Elovens' view, human beings are only one type of mainstream intelligent creatures, not all of them.

"Destroyed, your civilization was swallowed by darkness, the chaos from Mars and the darkness from the earth divided this planet... Oh, I mean the earth, not your blue star."

"...Excuse me, the destruction you are talking about is a state of chaos similar to nuclear wasteland?"

"No, destruction is destruction, all dead, human beings are finished, the concept of civilization does not exist, it disappears."

"Why?" The little sister's eyes widened: "Even if it's a world war, it should be a destruction of civilization!"

"You ask me, who am I going to ask?" Kazilan of the Golden Monster Bird's big eyes were bigger than hers, and they were emitting a blue light: "World War? It's not a big deal for you humans to throw stones at each other. It can really destroy humans. The concept of the existence of civilization is definitely not you humans. When did you hear that you grabbed your own neck and strangled it to death, then cremated your own body and threw the ashes away? If you can do it Is it better to have my heart for you, you are stronger than me."

"That--"