After Becoming a Little |

In the end, the khaki color came up wildly to smooth things over: "This...cough, this Taoist priest, do you think there is some misunderstanding?"

Dong Guanzhu was not happy at the time: "Misunderstanding? It wasn't a misunderstanding when I was beaten together. Oh, it must be a misunderstanding if I win, right?"

"I did not mean that--"

"That's what you mean!" Dong Guanzhu stood up holding the little Taoist nun Li Guang, and looked at the khaki wild man vigilantly: "Besides, what did you call me before? Daoist? Do I look like a man?"

"Then, call you a nun?" Khaki scratched his head wildly: "Let me first declare that I didn't assume your gender."

"Hey! Taoist nun is not a serious name. In ancient times, it is no different from pointing at people and scolding bull noses. I will give you another chance!"

"House?"

"No."

"Kun Dao?"

"No."

"Fairy?"

"I'm still my uncle, pass!"

"Real?"

"Don't worry, there are not many real people in the past dynasties. They are not rebellious, not powerful, and not Mo Shi. I have not reached that point. If I have the cheek to admit it, the bull nose of Zixiao Palace can step on the threshold of my house." Dongguan The master rubbed the face of the little Taoist Liguang, with lingering fear on his face: "Those guys seem to be indifferent to world affairs, but that must not poke their stubborn tendons. If you know how enthusiastic people in the industry are about rubbing against their ancestor Master Zhang Zhenren, can you Squeeze all your bile out."

Little nun Liguang let go of her hand, allowing the Qing Ming sword to slip from her hand, and her short legs twitched to catch it, using a difficult swirling sword.

However, Dong Guanzhu broke this trick in the simplest way - she stuck the creaking hole of the little Taoist nun Liguang, and lifted it up.

So little nun Liguang looked down at the slip from her toes, then easily sank into the ground to inquire about the standing Qingming sword, then swayed her short legs in the air, and fell silent.

The little nun Liguang raised her face and looked at Dong Guanzhu with Mo De's affectionate eyes, as if she was complaining about something.

But the latter just looked at her innocently, blinking his big eyes, and the corners of his mouth showed an irresistible curved smile.

This kind of high posture is actually extremely difficult for her to resist. Even if her short hands and legs are turned over, she can't reach the opponent's vitals. His hands seemed weak, but they were supporting her vigorously, and his thumbs seemed to faintly press the acupuncture points on her shoulders.

You must know that the ancients often used the method of wearing the lute bone to lock the people of the rivers and lakes. On the one hand, it is because, as I said earlier, the lute bone is like the tendons of the hands, hands, and hamstrings. Everyone understands it. Nerves come vividly, at least my younger brother knows how to operate, and does not need professional guidance to execute.

But on the other hand, it is because this place is really capable of suppressing a person's actions - after penetrating through the shoulder blade of the luteal bone, it wraps around the collarbone. If you break free, the pain can kill you.

Even with that kind of heart, after the scapula rotation function is limited, the extension of the shoulder joint and the extension of the back are severely restricted, not to mention that it is very difficult to exert force. A little carelessness will damage the brachial plexus. In that case, the upper limbs The function will be abolished because of this. It can be said that it is a two-pronged approach of external application and internal use to ensure disability.

Dong Guanzhu is now very serious about getting started. Although this guy is a goldfish grandma on the surface, he still has the cautious style of a dark world boss.

After all, little Taoist nun Liguang almost gave her a sword when she was off guard before, but now she is not as relaxed as she seems.

The khaki man on the other side was still playing charades with her, and approached her two steps calmly: "Tianshi?"

"That has to be Longhushan, what does it have to do with my Dongguan." But at this point, Dongguanzhu was quite moved: "But the title of Tianshi is also interesting, and the current Longhushan 8 is very good. Ah, why don't I go to make a fuss some other day and grab a title to play...Forget it, although the Tianshi Mansion is not good, and the magic sword and seal have not been passed on, but I still have to give face..."

The wild khaki color knows some of the secrets of the infighting in the Tianshi Mansion, but that thing is a family affair, even if the majestic Tianshi Mansion is turned into a hot kiln, it can only be eaten and watched.

His seniority is far below the level of being able to preside over the affairs of the Jianghu. Even a black-robed tyrant who is very capable of fighting is not good. These things pay attention to prestige, and the power of seniority and connections accumulated over the years are all prestige. Included - if his old man is still there, he can say something, just like the scandal caused by Dong Guanzhu back then, it was covered up by the old man's 'nonsense'.

Dong Guanzhu definitely recognizes this feeling. At the beginning when his old man passed away, he didn't mobilize the crowd, but when Khaki Wild Fang was still a child, he saw Dong Guanzhu who Su Yi came to express his condolences with his own eyes. At that time, she and It's the same now, if you have to say it, it's probably a little more mature, at least it doesn't have such a heavy house smell.

Now she is wearing this painful shirt, looking up and down, looking left and right, she looks like a bad anime watcher and a part-time game player--the Neptune Neptune is printed on her clothes, as in "Super Dimensional Game: The protagonist girl in "Neptune", the so-called guardian goddess of the purple continent.

But he knew that his old man knew about Dong Guanzhu's affairs, but Dong Guanzhu didn't know that he knew that his own old man knew about her own affairs.

The relationship between everyone has not yet been connected, and they are considered strangers at the moment.

Dong Guanzhu was full of vigilance, and quietly shifted his position, obviously not planning to let the little guy go just like that: "Hurry up, give me a formal name, or I will ignore you!"

"Mage?"

"Let's put it down. We Dongguan are engaged in the entertainment business and tourism industry. If we don't do things, the work is too strenuous."

"Abbot?"

"Hey, the young man has some knowledge, do he really understand or just be fooled?"

"The heart is square, the abbot of Tianxin, the abbot after the three altars, the master of the Longmen Zhengfa Dushi."

For Taoism, the title of abbot is actually quite high status. The official requirement is to "implement the management methods of the temples, decide on major issues of the temples, and organize and manage the daily affairs of the temples." Compared with the current abbot of a Buddhist temple who dared to Namo Amitabha and then accepted the title of abbot with peace of mind, I don't know how high it is.

But the problem is that Taoism is too weird. Except for the Jindan school with a serious career in the Song Dynasty, most of the time it is a school of believe it or not.

Don’t talk about the difference between abbots and Taoists for popular science, even the wooden fish, which was originally a Taoist magic weapon, was borrowed by Buddhism for a long time and not returned to Taoism. Why don't you think about what to have for lunch today.

"Well, that's right, it looks like I usually spend time with my mother." Dong Guanzhu was a little satisfied: "So you can call me little fairy."

"..."

Inexplicably, the khaki-colored man looked back wildly at Ai Xiaoxian.

Are you sure there is no relationship between you?

"Scream! Shout!" Dong Guanzhu poked the khaki-colored wild face with the short hand of the little Taoist nun Li Guang: "Ha Yaku!"

Khaki Wild felt that the other party was trying to make things difficult for him, Fat Tiger - if he hadn't lost his vest at this moment, he might not have fought with the other party.

Isn't it just a fight, who is afraid of whom, and there is a one-man Godzilla squatting behind him.

If you have the ability, you punch me three times to death, and then thousands of horses and horses come to meet each other with a cloud-piercing arrow, and see who is your brother.

Alia, who was behind him, was thinking about relevant knowledge at the moment—you must know that she usually regarded Li Guang as the little nun Li Guang.

But thinking about it now, it's really a bit unprofessional, why don't you change your name to Little Fairy Liguang?

Little Fairy...Fresh Mushrooms...Li Guang Stewed Chicken Noodles!

Aliya, who was thinking divergently, didn't notice the unsteady wild breath of khaki. If she could activate her spirit vision at the moment, she would really like to see the light of the soul of this interesting guy, Dong Guanzhu.

After all, the good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 catties-the latest owner of the light of the soul that can make her feel 'interesting' has to be the Bichi reporter who is passionately in love with the rookie reporter, and Alia also gave him preferential treatment .

It's a pity that things like fate often like to lay the groundwork inadvertently. At this moment, Aliya's blue bar is not full and her blood bar is halved, and she can't release her talent skills. The special discovery of the light of the fairy sister's soul - many years later, when she recalled this morning, she might not feel the helplessness of fate.

Just like when she was not able to see the reversal of the light of the latter's soul during the first time when Dongshanda and Lianhua got along.

It took a long time to discover the duality of the light of the lotus soul, as well as the main and secondary contradictions between the two personalities, and Lilian had to put it together...

Playing around with the khaki color wildly, just holding up the third-generation successor of Huanxi Guan, Dong Guanzhu still failed to attract the black-robed tyrant Lu Yanqing.

The little girl who yelled 'retire' before didn't look like a real master at all, which made her somewhat dull.

So after touching and pinching the little loli, she released the latter among the flowers, and picked up her Wumu mace with great heartache: "You said that I went out this morning to read the Huangli, Consecration is the only taboo for confession, marriage, travel, meeting relatives and friends, drawing cards, breaking ground, and encoffining, so why did you include everyone who eats with you?"

Aliya finally regained her thoughts. She had heard the intimate contact between the Qingming sword and the Wumu mace before, and she knew what material this iron mace was made of—it could be coated with earth-covered blades and coated with God's grace gold. The Qing Ming sword was buzzing for a long time, if it wasn't for A Po Ke Li Gang, she would have eaten that thing on the spot!

Can you not be familiar with it?It has not been a day or two since she bullied people with the sharpness of her great sword in another world, and her ears can hear calluses.

The sizzling is Apocratic Steel, the ding-ding-ding is Star Iron, and the thud-thumping Fuze comes to kill the hostages again, so you have to give the guns to the hostages to save yourself...

So you Blue Stars are really having fun, all of you are really made of meteorite iron from the outer space, you will die if you use some local materials?

Lord Dongguan doesn't know how extravagant a guy like Esla is, occupying the secret treasures of Huanxiguan, as a rich man who uses the Tairuo Mountain Sword today and the Qingming Sword tomorrow, while complaining about dirty money, stay away from me For something like that, she just put away the Wumu mace and thought about going back to repair it, and didn't care much about the little Taoist nun Liguang.

Forging iron, forging weapons, who can't be a qualified protagonist?

She can even open a furnace to make steel and copper. Many people want to learn these skills these days, isn't it...

Just as he was thinking about it, a bull-nosed man strolled by, holding two bags of buns in his arms and half a pancake in his mouth. He looked up and saw this side.

Dong Guanzhu glanced up with a tacit understanding, and was shocked at once - he was hit by the ball!

Daoist Baojian looked at the scene: "What are you doing again! Didn't you say last night that you can't come here?"

"You've got the wrong person!" Dong Guanzhu subconsciously wanted to run, but he paused, feeling that something was wrong, turned his head and glanced suspiciously at Daoist Master Baojian: "Wait a minute, then what are you doing here?"

"I..." Daoist Sword Holder was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously looked down at the bun in his arms.

"Breakfast?" Dong Guanzhu sniffed: "Crab roe buns taste quite fresh, aren't they cheap?"

"It's not expensive, the student canteen is subsidized by the state... No, the White Bureau said yesterday that you can't come to Dongshan University alone! Can you be responsible for what happens?"

It can be said that Baili knows Dong Guanzhu's temperament well - there is no way, when she was a little lolita, Dong Guanzhu was already a happy girl who can have fun, and she is from her mother's generation, every now and then Come to fight the autumn wind at the door and avoid the family law of kneeling on the washboard and sitting on the balcony. Everyone is a thousand-year-old fox and can't talk about chatting.

If Dong Guanzhu was allowed to run around by herself, she would be able to tease the Xuanpao Tyrant eight times a day—as for whether she would be able to do so successfully while alive, that was another matter.

But anyway, you have to have a precautionary heart, right?

Last night, Baili was so earnest, and repeated orders and repeated orders. If Master Dongguan has no mission, he must not come to the Xuanpao Tyrant's habitat. For this reason, everyone has made an agreement. If she can be honest and obedient, Baili will give her Make an excuse to go on a mission, and use the name of a business trip to hide from the overturned vinegar jar at Dongguan.

I heard that Master Dong Guan went out to the Northland some time ago, and accidentally provoked a [-]-year-old girl. She was the kind of rich oligarch family.

The consequences... People were persuaded by Dong Guanzhu's big sister and master, but Dong Guanzhu was able to run out on his own, which really surprised the melon-eating crowd.

There is no reason!Last time she lay down for three months!

But fortunately, she was not cleaned up by a good sister this time, so she caught up with the chaos in Dongshan City and saved Alia's life.

"Bai Li didn't let me come, so why did she let you come?" Dong Guanzhu leaned forward angrily, and abruptly grabbed a bag of buns from the arms of Daoist Daoist holding the sword: "Let my old lady guess what you are here for?" Do you... eat steamed buns? Do you believe this?"

"...Do you believe it or not."

"Heh, eating steamed stuffed buns is incidental. It's true to try which one's background and level? I heard that she thinks highly of your Zixiao Palace. Did you teach your nephew personally last time?"

"Nonsense! Teaching the elders is called education, not a lesson."

"Look and see! Do you hold grudges?" As he spoke, Dong Guanzhu turned his head and lowered his voice: "I heard that the relationship between your senior brother and your sister-in-law is a bit tense. You care so much about children. Could it be because you want to marry me?" -"

Before she finished speaking, Daoist Daoist holding the sword's expression suddenly turned cold, and anger was about to rise at the sight.

But instead of stopping, Dong Guanzhu had a sly look in his eyes, paying attention to the surrounding situation.

One is not enough for me, so here is another one, it should make that person react a bit, right?

Although the Ninth Bureau said that the person went to the book to handle errands, Dong Guanzhu always felt that the other party was here, even nearby now.

It's just that before she could continue teasing Xiao Chen Chen, some kind of icy murderous intent swept over like the waves of the sea——

The perception of that moment was like a cold wave wrapped in a blizzard suddenly blowing from behind, goosebumps all over the body trembling, a tingling sensation like electric shock rushed up from the spine to the top of the sky, and the whole scalp was numb.

Dong Guanzhu almost shook his hand and threw the bun, picked up half of the Wumu mace and turned around suddenly.

The black rectangular cloth in Daoist Master's arms trembled, his arms holding the sword tensed, and he swept towards the direction behind Dong Guanzhu with a horrified look.

Dong Guanzhu had been exercising with enthusiasm before, but now the sweat was sliding down the corners of his forehead, and he dared not move.

The sweat that passed over her brows made the corners of her eyes ache, but her eyelashes were trembling, her eyelids moved slightly, and she still maintained that somewhat weird posture, just standing there stupidly.

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