I, Uhaka, Am Hungry!

Without hesitation, Uhaka reached out and grabbed the roasted whole pig on the barbecue, sat on the ground and ate it, while Zelus, who was on the side, looked at him with a speechless expression and enjoyed eating the whole roasted pig while wagging her big tail. The pig's Uhaka, Zelus originally thought that there was some powerful biological essence that attracted Uhaka, but she didn't expect it to be a roasted whole pig...

"What is this..."

Zelus said in a depressed voice, but... Zelus looked at the surrounding environment carefully, Zelus looked at the camp tents left by the explosive foursome and said:

"Is this the hunter's camp... It's unexpectedly simple."

In the hunter's camp, there are only green tents and large beds made of hay and twigs and cotton sheets. In addition, there are two large boxes outside the tent.

Through the scanning system Zelusi carried by the system, it can be seen that there are only some simple supplies inside, and there is nothing else.

Just as Zelus was looking at the hunter camp, Uhaka had almost eaten the roasted whole pig on the barbecue. After a while, Uhaka relied on his terrifying eating speed to eat the whole pig on the barbecue. The whole roasted pig was completely eaten, and some bones covered with Lolita's teeth were left on the ground, which became the last proof of the existence of this roasted whole pig in the world.

"Lick lick~"

Yuhaka stretched out her tongue and licked her little hands full of oil. The satisfied expression on her face made Yuhaka very satisfied with the food this time. Now, Uhaka sniffed her little nose for the presence of seasonings in the camp.

Soon, Yuhaka found what he was looking for in a box, a jar of cooking oil, a bag of spices and salt.

"Jerky! OwO!"

When Yuhaka took away the seasonings, he also found that there were some jerky in the box. These jerkys were only consumable items to increase the upper limit of the stamina bar for the explosive head group of four, so the explosive head group of four did not have it. take away.

Most players will not eat the jerky that the hunter guild distributes for free. There is no taste, and the taste is relatively hard and dry. It feels like eating dry wood. For players who are used to modern cuisine. It's really hard to swallow

It takes at least a few minutes to finish one jerky, and it takes at least 10 minutes to finish two jerky. For players, efficiency is very important. After all, the upper limit of the stamina bar is replenished after eating two jerky. In this case, who would To waste time eating those jerky is not as good as a barbecue, which is delicious and not bad.

Basically, players will not eat those jerky, only novice players and npc hunters will eat it.

Chapter 03 [The colorful bird that was plucked]

After Yuhaka sacked the hunter's camp of the explosive quartet, the satisfied Yuhaka returned to his lair with a lot of loot, but for Yuhaka, who had tasted the sweetness, This kind of plagiarism of Guevara will not stop there.

—————Lori is running————

On the earth of a parallel world, a girl is holding her poisonous dragon larvae pillow and manipulating the mouse to check the posts on the Monster Hunter game forum today.

"Well...what are the sand sculpture netizens' posts from the monster hunter hunting camp today~"

The girl's name is [Ying Yingying]. She is a player of [Monster Hunter Evolution]. Since the world's first full virtual reality online game [Monster Hunter Evolution], as a game player who likes to play Monster Hunter series, Naturally, Yingyingying would not miss this opportunity.

Relying on her luck and the speed of her years of practice, Ying Yingying ordered one of the 10000 quotas in Asia on the official website of [Monster Hunter Evolution], so Ying Yingying became one of the 10000 quotas in Asia. monster hunter.

"Huh? The title of this post..."

Ying Yingying looked at the post titled [Fuck!Lao Tzu's guild supply box was stolen by someone unknown! ], Ying Yingying then looked down to see the landlord's complaint.

1st Floor: Landlord [The Fishy Beluga]:

[I went to the ancient forest area to hunt big monsters today. I was not familiar with the manipulation of virtual reality games at first, and I was accidentally beaten many times, and the stamina bar (the blood bar in the monster hunter game) fell down , because there was no healing medicine, I went back to the camp to get some healing medicine from the supply box, and found that the contents of my special box had been looted! 】

2nd Floor: [Broken Boss]:

【Eh?Big brother, has your camp been stolen too?Our camp was also stolen a few days ago. We went to collect materials that day to prepare weapons and armors. When we came back, we found that everything in the camp was gone. Except for some items such as stones and ammunition and camp tents, there was nothing. , We didn't even let us put it on the barbecue. There were only eaten bones left at the scene. This is simply a mockery! 】

3rd Floor [Kirin Shattered Horns]:

[Last night, an anchor was also stolen from the supply box. The live broadcaster was so angry that he went to the customer service to ask, but the customer service said that it was normal for the supply box to be stolen. After all, living in the ancient forest is like a plum Orc races like Lumao and Odd-faced people who can poach and hunt things. 】

4th Floor [People will die if they die]:

[The design is very ecological, I tried to jump off the cliff yesterday and found myself dead. 】

5th Floor [Thunder King Tesla]:

[Newton is relieved to lie back in the coffin and go to 2333. 】

Yingyingying was a little surprised when she saw the news about the theft of the camp supply box on the post, holding the Poison Dragon Cub Cub pillow and said:

"Is it so restored to the ecology? But the hunting area of ​​the ancient forest seems to be in the small town of Scylla. Let's go to the ancient forest from the misty village another day. I remember that there seems to be a cat mother-in-law there. of."

..............................

Somewhere in the ancient forest.

Yuhaka is now enjoying the trophies he has obtained in the nest of his lair, Zelus looked at Yuhaka, who was nestled in her lair, holding a jar full of honey with a speechless expression, and said:

"Hey, recently this little idiot has been going to the hunter camp to poach something after tasting the sweetness..."

It is also because of this reason that Yuhaka hardly hunted any large monsters. Last time, Yuhaka caught a big wild boar king and a big wild boar to make roasted whole pigs. In the end, because the taste was not very suitable for Yuhaka, he stopped. Going to catch monsters like the big wild boar, and then Uhaka set his sights on the smaller but delicious mushroom pig.

As a result, almost all the fungus pigs around Uhaka's lair were eaten by Uhaka to a rare degree, but Yuhaka and Zelus would not care too much about these things, the former hadn't realized that he was doing this. If you eat the surrounding mushroom pigs, you will be eaten up by yourself, and the latter is eager for Yuhaka to eat all the mushroom pigs and other monsters that can be used as ingredients. In this case, Yuhaka must go to the territory of other large monsters. Hunt for food.

"The little idiot will definitely fight with the owner of the territory by then, so the little guy will definitely get the essence of those large monsters!"

Zelus, who had a "planned" expression on his face, said this, and at this time, Yuhaka had already licked the clay pot containing the honey in his hand.

"Um... finished eating..."

Yuhaka threw the clay pot in his hand to the side and stood up from the den. Then he lay on the ground and stretched his ass. Then Yuhaka checked the goods he had collected, except for some condiments. , Yuhaka also got a few barbecue grills and some healing medicine G from the hunter camp. As for why Yuhaka got the healing medicine G?The answer is very simple, because it has honey in it, and it tastes good.

After checking how much she had left in her condiment stock, Yuhaka ran out of the lair to find ingredients for delicious food that she could make.

“Pi-pi-pi-pi Pizza Pizza~! Pi-pi-pi-pi Pizza is my favorite pizza~! Summer beach BBQ~!”

While holding a basket, Yuhaka sang the song in the "knowledge" in his memory. Although Yuhaka didn't know the meaning of this song, Yuhaka knew that there was something delicious in this song, so Yuhaka Card sings this song.

The destination that Yuhaka is now heading to is his own special fishing spot, where Yuhaka lays a fishing net from the hunter's camp, and then Yuhaka lays a fishing net downstream of a place with a small pool to prevent it. The big fish escaped, and the mesh of the fishing net was larger, so there was no need to worry about the situation where the whole family would enter Yuhaka's belly.

The net will effectively catch the big fish and keep them in the pool, so that the big fish will slowly accumulate.

And now Uhaka is going to harvest those fresh and plump sashimi that belong to him, but Uhaka doesn't know, Zelus behind him looks at an obvious red dot on the system map and shows an evil smile , and the red dot is where Uhaka placed his fishing net.

"It looks like a good show, hee hee hee~~"

"Uh OwO?"

Yuhaka looked back at the system panel with a puzzled look on Zelus's trembling and grotesque laughs. Yuhaka expressed her doubts about this, because in her "knowledge" it was called [insanity], but why is a stubborn The hard board will go crazy and she doesn't know what's going on.

............

"Σ(OwO!) Scared!"

In the place where Uhaka specialized in fishing, Uhaka watched with a shocked expression that the fish in the fish pond he kept were being eaten one by one by a large brightly colored bird!

"Yuyu! Youyou's Yuyu!"

The brightly colored big bird who heard Yuhaka's exclamation, the so-called "Cunning Star" and the "Dancer", the "Colorful Bird", saw Uhaka's face with a confused expression. Caitori said that he didn't understand what Yuhaka said, but Caitori knew that the little guy in front of him must have come to grab fish from him, and there were also a few little villains (puppy dragons) before.

"Hmph - hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo--!"

Caitiao took a deep breath and then used his unique vocal organ to roar with a certain flying dragon, trying to scare away the little guy who was not taller than himself in front of him.

But it is a pity that Uhaka is unmoved by this, and he still wants to beat the monster in front of him. After all, yelling at each other between monsters is an act of demonstration and provocation, even if it is a monster on the planet Zerus. The same is true of the Primal Zerg, even the talking Primal Zerg leader will send out harsh words to stimulate the opponent.

But for Uhaka, who is based on the clever and cunning Dehaka, she doesn't follow this "rule".

While Ayori was roaring, Uhaka jumped up and kicked at Ayori's trumpet-like head.

"Uhaka Flying Kick!"

Zelus also dubs by the side. After all, Zelus is too happy. This Uhaka, who only knows how to eat mushroom pigs and fish all day, finally got into a fight with other creatures. Zelus has not received it for a long time. The new essence is out.

The essences provided by the mushroom pigs and fish did not increase Yuhaka's combat power at all. Zelus needed powerful essences to strengthen Yuhaka to ensure that Yuhaka could survive in this world.

"Gah!?"

Caitiao, who was kicked by Yuhaka's head, let out a scream. Yuhaka's eating mushrooms, pigs and fish is not for nothing. Judging from Yuhaka's food intake tomorrow, he will gain a lot of money. Biomass and pure essence are very simple things, and getting stronger is also very simple.

Of course, this is only the initial stage of treatment, and it will be difficult to upgrade in the middle and later stages.

After the flying kick, Yuhaka took a roundabout kick and grabbed the slender neck of the colorful bird with his claws and wrapped it around the back of the colorful bird. Yuhaka then sat on the back of the colorful bird and grabbed the colorful bird's feathers with both hands. Fixing his other two little hands, he kept plucking a bunch of feathers from the colorful bird, and the surrounding area was like a rain of flowers.

"Bad bird! Plucking!"

"Gahahahahhh-!!"

The colorful bird who was plucked by the little loli screamed in pain. After all, the pain of being plucked was not small. It's a pity that Uhaka stuck to Saitori's back like chewing gum.

"Bite the bad bird."

Saying that, Uhaka opened her small mouth and bit towards the back of Caitiao's neck, but unfortunately, in the second form, Yuhaka's teeth are not very big and sharp, and they can't bite through Caitiao's. It has feathers and skin on the back of its neck, but it looks like it can bite a colorful bird.

"Whoa!"

In the process of struggling, Caitiao accidentally stepped on a round stone and suddenly fell to the ground. Yuhaka, who was behind Caitiao, also jumped down. She didn't want to fall.

Cai Bird also took this opportunity to stand up quickly from the ground. Cai Bird turned his head to look at his back and saw that the feathers on his back were missing a piece in the east and the west.

"Gah!?"

Seeing the tragic appearance of the feathers on his back, Cai Bird was instantly furious. The beautiful feathers he cared for every day were actually spoiled like this. Cai Bird decided to give the little bastard some color to see, and then Cai Bird looked back when he looked back. It was Uhaka who transformed into the third form.

"???"

Seeing the Essence Predator form, Yuhaka Saitori, who is taller than himself, his mind is a little bit stumped.

What about that little bastard?What's up with this big guy?I now how to do? ?

Facing Yuhaka, who is bigger than himself, Caitori now has three questions in his mind, but Yuhaka won't let Caitiao think about the problem in a daze. The colorful bird rushed over.

"Gah!?"

The sudden attack of Uhaka made Caitiao panic. Uhaka waved his claws and grabbed Caitiao, but Yuhaka didn't hit Caitiao. It reacted.

Caitori evaded Yuhaka's fatal attack by relying on his embarrassed posture, and this also frightened Caitori hurriedly tried to call the thugs over.

"Hoo ho ho--quack-quack--"

However, before all the colored birds roared, Uhaka jumped up and grabbed the colored birds by the neck.

click!

With the sound of the cervical vertebra being broken by Uhaka's neck being twisted, the unpleasant sound of the color bird suddenly stopped in the summer.

【Yuhaka】killed 【Colorful Bird】to get 【Colorful Bird's Voice Organ】 essence, 16 points of pure essence, 15 points of biomass.

Zelus, who was on the side, blinked at the prompt popped up by the system and said:

"Is Caitiao's vocal organ? Although I really want to give Yuhaka a pair of wings, the vocal organ is still alright. Maybe Uhaka can use this thing to lure other monsters to hunt?"

And Yuhaka threw down Caitiao's broken neck. Uhaka tilted his head and looked at the motionless corpse of Caitiao on the ground. From the appearance of Caitiao alone, it looked a bit like a duck of "knowledge" in his memory. Then Yuhaka's mind came up with all kinds of duck dishes, which made Yuhaka's saliva drool.

So when Uhaka was going to take the corpse of Saitori and take it home to be eaten, at this moment, a roar came from the sky.

"Hoo ho ho ho ho!"