Although I know there is an illusion that she likes me, and I also know that this is the era of Greek mythology with simple folk customs, but there is one thing to say, after receiving such a gift, can any healthy man guarantee that he will not think wildly? !
what!The last time I saw such a real picture was the last time.
Looking at the statue of the goddess of the moon in front of him, Hephaestus' memory could not help drifting to the long past.
In a trance, Hephaestus seemed to have returned to the dark and dilapidated sacrificial field, where he danced happily to show his beautiful, gentle and understanding fireproof girl.
Although the original intention at the time was to let the fireproof girl learn to dance with me, but I didn't expect that I would be excited when I danced.
Just as Hephaestus was obsessed with memories and couldn't extricate himself, the door was opened again.
"Oh!"
"Brother Hephaestus! I heard that sister Athena..."
After the door was violently opened, the silver-haired girl who walked in carelessly saw the picture of her beloved and adored brother putting his hand on the statue that had returned to nature and gently stroking it.
At this moment, the smile on the face of the beautiful and pure Moon Goddess Artemis stagnated.
"Eh?! Ah?!"
Hephaestus, who reacted suddenly, looked at Artemis standing at the door, and then at the statue in front of him. Suddenly, the whole god was in a bad mood, and it split open on the spot.
Fuck! Fuck! ! !What a big deal!This iron was misunderstood!
In an instant, countless images appeared in Hephaestus' mind.
Ruined, fired by the company, unemployed in middle age, and then in order to maintain his dignity, he had to lie to his wife that he was going to work, but actually went to the park every day to pass the time... Where is the neon social animal setting here, you bastard!
Hephaestus was so annoyed by his incoherent thinking, but he still maintained a very calm appearance.
As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed!
Adhering to this idea, Hephaestus calmly nodded to Artemis and asked, "Artemis, my sister, what do you want?"
"what…!"
Hearing Hephaestus' voice, Artemis nodded as if waking up from a dream, but when she came back to her senses, she revealed something that Hephaestus couldn't understand, as if she was overjoyed. crazy smile? !
"Brother Hephaestus!"
In the meantime, Artemis strode directly to Hephaestus's side. She opened her arms and hugged Hephaestus's arm directly, fully demonstrating what it means to overwhelm others with power.
"Are you satisfied with this statue of mine?!"
"Forehead."
Hearing the question from Artemis, Hephaestus felt a bit confused in his heart, but his face remained calm. He nodded calmly and said, "Well, very good, I am very satisfied."
"Great!"
After receiving an affirmative answer from Hephaestus, Artemis burst into cheers.
Hephaestus was even more confused when he saw Artemis's cheerful reaction not as he expected.
Isn't this sister really interested in herself?Otherwise, would a decent girl give such a gift? !
The surging doubts in his heart made Hephaestus subconsciously ask: "Artemis, my sister, why did you give me such a gift?"
As soon as the question was uttered, Hephaestus secretly thought something was wrong.
hateful!What about his proud language art? !How dare you ask that directly!Something must be wrong now!
Just when Hephaestus was annoyed by his mistake just now, he heard Artemis' answer.
I just heard this pure goddess of the moon say in a very cheerful and serious tone: "Because I like brother Hephaestus~"
Chapter 150 Artemis: Winning Numb
"Because I like Brother Hephaestus~"
Nani? !Is there really a god who is greedy for his own interesting soul? !
Hephaestus widened his eyes, and carefully looked up and down the beautiful face of Artemis, who was attacking the souls of the Chinese people, and the pompous naval gun caliber that hit people's hearts, and played back those words in his mind. The indescribable flowers on the statue shocked the tiger on the spot.
This sudden impact directly made Hephaestus' brain go blank for a short time.
Spring, spring, the spring that belongs to him and someone, is it finally coming again? !
After finally reacting, countless thoughts came out of his mind, and countless voices rang in his mind.
Those voices were shouting a word.
[Promise her!Promise her!The idiot who promised her so fast! 】
Let me ask, as a native of the country with a strong soul, if there is a silly white and sweet girl with white hair and red pupils, big fucking exaggerated chest muscles, a huge figure, and excellent personality in every aspect except a bit out of tune, ask yourself Confession, is this a promise, or a rejection?
The spirit of Hephaestus has given the answer.
It is impossible to refuse, and it is impossible to refuse in this life. Only by sticking to the beautiful girl with white hair and red eyes every day can I maintain my life!
However, just when he was about to follow the truest choice of his soul and give an answer that fit his heart, Artemis spoke again.
"I like brother Hephaestus, and sister Athena!!"
I saw this innocent Moon Goddess showing a sincere smile, and that face was full of happiness.
Seeing such a scene full of warmth, Hephaestus didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even raised his face.
Mom, thanks to the fact that I didn't rush to agree just now, otherwise I would have died on the spot.
Hephaestus looked at the smiling Artemis in front of him, half rejoicing and half afraid in his heart.
Only one step away, only one step away, he not only died, but also failed.
How many years!How many years has he insisted on his pure body, even when he was in the fire-spreading sacrificial field back then, but now he almost failed because of a cricket and an Artemis? !
Isn't it just silver hair and red pupils!Isn't it just the exaggeration of naval guns!Isn't it ○ convex ● upturned, and the waist is still thin! !He did not feel any regrets!
Therefore, Hephaestus, who didn't feel the slightest bit of regret, raised his hand and gave the sister's witty brain a loving [soothing] when he saw Artemis smiling so happily. 】.
"Snapped!"
"Meow meow meow?!!"
The sudden attack immediately made Artemis squat down with his head in his arms and let out a cry of pain.
The pain from the top of her head stimulated her tear glands, and her bright red pupils instantly became ready to cry, and her appearance was extremely pitiful.
Regarding this, Hephaestus didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even raised his hand to continue.
"Woooooo!! Brother, I was wrong!"
Therefore, the witty Moon Goddess chose to admit her mistake without hesitation.
Although I don't know why brother Hephaestus wants to knock his head, all in all, it's right to admit his mistake!
"You ah you."
Faced with Artemis's decisive admission of mistakes, Hephaestus withdrew his palm regretfully, and said to her bitterly: "Artemis, my dear sister, you must remember in the future, this way It is best not to give as a gift to anyone or God."
Hephaestus urged her earnestly.
He understood that this sister was still too pure, and didn't understand the twists and turns outside. Can this kind of 1:1 replica statue be given away casually? !This not only exposed her own body data, but what if it made people think about it maliciously?
"Put it down, brother!"
Seeing that Hephaestus did not continue to knock on himself, Artemis stood up directly, patted his flamboyant pectoralis major, and said confidently: "I will only give such a statue to Hephaestus. Brother Si and sister Athena!!"
"..."
Although I really want to say don't give it to me, and why is there Athena in it? !
But in view of the extremely high artistry and collectibility of the statue, Hephaestus remained silent for a while, and then calmly changed the subject: "Tell me, why did I give me such a gift? What happened to me recently? , or do you still feel that the bow and arrow in your hand should be changed?"
Having said that, Hephaestus touched the younger sister's little head, like a good brother who loves his sister, a very serious good brother.
"This statue is here to help brother!"
Artemis proudly puffed out her chest. The pectoralis major, which obeyed the laws of physics and moved regularly under the gratifying gaze of a certain Sir Newton who couldn't be named, made Hephaes Toss shook his head slightly, and immediately reacted in the next second. He asked suspiciously: "Help me? Help me for what?"
"Help my brother realize the beauty of the opposite sex~"
Artemis' answer without hesitation caused Hephaestus to fall into even greater confusion.
"Because my brother hasn't become closer to Sister Athena for so long, so I want to give my statue to him, so that he can understand what is wrong with the opposite sex."
When talking about this, Artemis didn't show any shyness on his face, and even asked with some expectation: "Hey, brother Hephaestus, how about my statue?! Does it make you feel like Have you become closer to sister Athena?!"
"Wait, wait for me?!"
Hephaestus covered his face with one hand, directly doubting the life of God.
What does it mean to help oneself realize the beauty of the opposite sex? !What the hell is this little girl talking about? !Does he need someone to teach him? !
Two lifetimes ago, he was self-taught without a teacher, okay?
The books he has seen are better than the prey that this little sister has hunted! !
At this moment, Hephaestus felt that the soul of steel engraved in his DNA was insulted!
And, at the end, why is Athena involved here again? !
"you?!"
He raised his hand tremblingly and prepared to continue to give the younger sister a hit, Hephaestus looked at Artemis's face (OvO), and suddenly he couldn't say a word.
Forget it, it's just a silly baitian, so what kind of bad intentions can such a silly baitian sister have? !
"Ah~"
Hephaestus sighed, raised his hand to touch the little white head, and watched Artemis narrow his eyes like a cat, happily enjoying the way he caressed, the anger in his heart It also almost dissipated.
"In the future, don't give away such things..."
Hephaestus paused, then said calmly, "Don't give it to your sister Athena, if you insist, give it to me, I like your gift very much."
When he said this, Hephaestus' tone was slightly heavier.
"Uh-huh!"
Hearing Hephaestus's words, Artemis nodded happily, and that smiling face made Hephaestus feel better.
"Okay, is there anything else you can do with me?"
"Gone."
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