A Panda's Martial Arts

Qiao Dong felt that his brain was not enough.

"Who do you want to worship?"

"Worship the panda."

Captain Soe Win's expression became more subtle.

"People from the Huidao League claim that we have insulted their ancient beliefs. If we continue to behave like this, we will die with us."

"Their belief is the panda you mentioned."

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"About the "Spiritual Beast Comes into the World" plan, or the artificial god plan... These are the notes left by the third brother before he left. I printed a few more copies for everyone to read. "

In the big temple on the territory of Huidao League, under the statues of clay and wood gods of various colors filled with incense, Wang Huaili raised his hand to signal, and the attendant standing beside him distributed several stacks of documents to the people present.

The content in the document is not complicated, it is mainly about how to use religion to unite people's hearts, and it is specially emphasized in it that the old religious methods are already a thing of the past, in this era when everyone can access the Internet , those magical psychics or talismans before are no longer so reliable——

And this also means that if you want to continue to unite the Daoist League's manpower, and even absorb more local Burmese people to join it, you must show some real miracles.

And this is what is recorded in this note.

[People are naturally interested in mysteries, which stems from human instinctive desire for knowledge. Most of the time, this desire for knowledge will be matched with comprehension ability, which will help them master new knowledge, and when they encounter hard work, they will also When looking at something beyond comprehension, this thirst for knowledge will be transformed into awe of the unknown, and this is the origin of mystery...]

[Leaving aside the gods in the philosophical sense, most ordinary people's concept of the gods is nothing more than the following two points...]

【1: It has an appearance beyond imagination, at least not something that can be seen everywhere...】

[2: It has abilities beyond imagination, at least it cannot be something that human beings can do...]

[In fact, most sects mainly follow the second path, just because the unimaginable appearance is too rare, and the unimaginable ability only needs a little information difference to produce similar effects——

For example, in the martial arts we learn, some people will break bricks empty-handed in front of ordinary people to show their strength beyond ordinary people. In the final analysis, they are using this method to shock the opponent's spirit. 】

[However, with the development of the Internet age, it has become easier to obtain information, and it is becoming more and more difficult to complete deception through information generation. Many colleagues think that this means that the mystery is reduced, which means that they can no longer Easily do things beyond the public perception...]

[At this time, Huai Li and Huai Zhi found me, and they had a new idea...]

["Wise beasts," that's how they describe it to me.At first I didn’t pay attention to this idea. After all, the method of using wild animals to attack has existed since ancient times. It can even be traced back to the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprisings. As early as the pre-Qin period, people already knew to use similar methods to determine the legitimacy of their actions. What a new trick...]

【But Huai Li and Huai Zhi made me see something beyond my imagination...】

【That is a real nine-tailed fox】

[Although it is only a trial work prepared by the researchers of the Mijun Biological Laboratory, it does not have any magical abilities, it just has nine tails, but from the first moment I saw this nine-tailed fox, I knew it. As long as it is handled properly, this fox can definitely make the whole of northern Myanmar go crazy...]

[However, if you want to win this fox, the price you have to pay is really too high, even if the fifth and sixth have already paid a lot of deposits to the biological laboratory, but we just bought the seeds of Concubine Yang, and we have no savings I can buy this fox again...]

[Forget it, it's really too expensive. I've thought about this plan. If you only want smart animals, maybe you can find some cheap animals...]

"Then the third brother went to the north and never came back."

The documents in his hand were thrown into the brazier in front of the altar, and Wang Huaili patted the table in front of everyone.

"And then, we also went to the north and brought back the murderer who killed the third brother... But brother, you want that panda to do the third brother's plan, I don't accept it."

"You are not convinced..."

Under the statue of Emperor Guan, on the main seat of the temple, a tall old man was reading the document in his hand with a blank expression.

"You don't agree, so what?"

"I……"

Facing the words that were almost directly slapped in the face, Wang Huaili's face was flushed red, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Angry, angry, but just like my elder brother said, so what if he refuses to accept it?

The panda has been here for a while, and everything has started to run with the acquiescence of my elder brother. In the awe of everyone, and under the casual publicity, people have almost admitted that the panda is the descendant of the spirit beast. Fact - they even organized the most beautiful group of women in the clan to compete for the panda priests.

The majesty of the gods will make people remember to be in awe, but the good looks can make them let go of their guard. This is what the third child, Zhang Huairen, was good at during his lifetime. As the head of the White Lotus Dao, he is extremely skilled in these methods...

But this set of configuration is obviously intended to be used by the Nine-Tailed Fox, so what's the point of using it for a panda now?

"I still can't agree with your decision, big brother. That panda is too smart and too uncontrollable. If we lift him to this position, will he really do what we want?"

Taking a deep breath, Wang Huaili continued to speak.

"Brother, that panda killed our two bear brothers after all, he has a grudge against us!"

Having said that, Zhao Huaixin, who also participated in the meeting, couldn't help raising his head, and even Yang Huaixiao, who was standing behind the tall old man, couldn't help hesitating for a moment.

But in the face of the questioning of sworn brothers, the tall old man didn't say a word, just glanced at everyone present.

Then he turned his gaze to the direction of the corner.

"Huaizhi, you are the one with the most thoughts among the brothers, you tell them why."

"Because it's saving money...and of course there are other issues."

In the corner, a middle-aged man named Song Huaizhi paced out with a cane, and his right leg was obviously disabled from birth.

"Yes, because of the cooperation between the elder brother and the Americans, they will sell us weapons now, and let us grow "Yang Guifei" such profitable crops...

But have you ever thought about it, if you even ask the American people for help in this matter, it is tantamount to giving up the most critical brain. "

While talking, Song Huaizhi picked up a plan and glanced at it briefly.

"Third... hey. Let's not talk about the money issue. Thinking about it now, his concerns are right. It seems that the panda doesn't necessarily listen to us right now, but at least it doesn't cause us any trouble. But if we order American people What if the American fox tampers with it?"

"This……"

The people present were speechless, they hadn't thought about this level.

Indeed, if they spend a lot of money to get the Nine-Tailed Fox, if the American people play against them at a critical moment, who will they cry to?

"Sure enough, the eldest brother is far-sighted."

"It is indeed the elder brother's foresight."

Zhao Huaixin nodded again and again, and Yang Huaixiao also nodded slightly. After understanding the key points, they had to admit that their elder brother did have his own way of doing things.Only Wang Huaili was still frowning, but he couldn't say anything to refute for a while.

However, facing the performance of sworn brothers, the tall old man named Zhu Huaizhong still shook his head.

"wrong……"

"what?"

The sudden denial stunned everyone present, especially Song Huaizhi who had just finished explaining, his eyes widened and he could not say a word for a long time.

He has explained the whole thing as clearly as possible, and what he said is what is at stake, and even the brothers have been persuaded by him... How can this go wrong?

However, when Song Huaizhi was still wondering, the tall old man had already spoken.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

"what?"

Song Huaizhi was still bewildered, as were the other brothers.

Things have been explained very clearly, they really can't figure out what else could have gone wrong.

"You guys are wrong. You are not capable enough, and you like to talk about things that are much better than you."

The tall old man raised his head slightly, his gaze resting on the beam above his head.

"The panda you are talking about is listening on the roof right now. If he stomps his feet now, the roof will collapse and all of your heads will be smashed into your cavity."

150 Chapter Seven

On the roof of the temple, the pandas lying flat on the bricks and tiles are lazily basking in the sun. The sunlight is good for the growth of bones.

In the house under his feet, he heard the conspiracy of those people. To be honest, this kind of behind-the-scenes calculation is very boring, and he doesn't like it very much.

But after thinking about it, he didn't choose to just kick down like this and kill randomly in the chaos.

The main reason is that this kind of thing is really unnecessary.

Since they want to offer themselves as gods, they should make offerings. The saying goes, "In the face of sugar-coated shells, eat the sugar-coated shells and hit them back." After all, when their bodies are growing, they I ate more, and after that...

All the hospitality he enjoys here now will be digested in his stomach, turned into his muscles, and then hit that tall old man in the face.

"I saw in you ... the shadow of an acquaintance, so this battle only makes sense when you and I are both in our prime."

Panda still remembers what the tall old man named Zhu Huaizhong said.

Zhu Huaizhong's words are not difficult to understand. Although the old man is tall, the panda did feel the instability in the opponent's breath during the fight - but what really puzzled the panda was why the old man would say that he was not heyday.

Where is he not in his prime?

Thinking of this, the panda didn't bother to continue listening, turned over and jumped off the roof, and went directly to the backyard of the temple, which was the canteen specially prepared for him.

It is said to be a cafeteria, but it is actually more like an altar table, except that instead of the usual three animals on the table, there are cooked beef and chicken specially prepared for him, as well as bamboo shoots for digestion. The girl named Shichangpu was standing there On the side, it was obvious that these dishes had just been brought by her.

Panda now knows why this girl worked so hard before, and it's really a good job to be with him——

But this kind of thing doesn't matter to him, not to mention that in terms of the other party's appearance, it is indeed a meal.

Of course, it is not accurate to describe a girl's appearance as "sanfan". To be precise, it should be wild with a bit of innocence, coupled with her appearance and figure with no dead ends, at least in the mainland, like Shichangpu. Even if a girl in this school just wears a rustic sports uniform, she can attract a whole grade of licking dogs to devote themselves to her.

From this point of view, these criminals have really spent their money on him, after all, this is an era when good looks can be eaten.

What Panda didn't know was that when he was eating while looking at the beauty, the beauty in front of him was also sizing him up carefully.

As one of the insiders of the "Artificial God Project", Shichangpu is far from being as pure as it appears on the surface——

In fact, every girl who works in Huatian is like this. They gave up their real names and used medicinal materials as their names. They knew from the beginning that this was a competition similar to a draft. It is the spokesperson of the gods in the world, directly crossing the class and becoming a person with power.

It's just that this god is... a little different from what they thought.

This is completely inconsistent with what they said. Originally, what they were facing should be a nine-tailed fox. This is why they all tried to dress themselves up as beautifully as possible. The representative of Nine-Tailed Fox.

If it was in the old life, such an appearance that could be selected as a saint had to be one in a thousand. It is not possible to have a beauty like this in a few decades, but now that technology is advanced, one in a thousand can be chosen. Enough is enough, technology can make up for the rest.

Like other girls, even though she has considerable confidence in her appearance, she still spent a lot of money on medical treatment for herself, thus completely bringing out her girlishness to the extreme——

But when she and other girls excitedly came to participate in the selection, what was waiting was not a beautiful nine-tailed fox, but a muscular panda.

The panda in front of me is completely different from the naive looks on the Internet—although the face is just naive, but the muscles are already showing faintly on the arms, and although there is a little fat between the chest and abdomen, it cannot be concealed. Armor-like pectoral and abdominal muscles, dark claws as sharp as daggers, and white teeth that will be exposed... Has this thing eaten people?

Including Shi Changpu, the girls' blood was cold at the time. Even though they knew before that they came this time to choose a saint who could be recognized by the pandas, but this posture...how did they come?

If it was a Nine-Tailed Fox, they would just have to stand there and wait. The Nine-Tailed Fox would choose the person it recognized, but this panda...

This monster, which looked like it was about to eat human flesh, just squatted in the flower field and looked at them, without any intention of approaching them.