A Panda's Martial Arts

The person who sent the message was a brother of his named Joseph. When they were studying in Millikin, the two of them joined the same tutor, and then joined the tutor's organization together.

Although everyone went to different places after graduation, but since both of them are like-minded people who believe in elitism, they occasionally communicate with each other.

Qiao Dong never expected to meet acquaintances on a business trip.

The first thing to do when meeting an acquaintance is of course to make an appointment for dinner. The two of them found a restaurant at random and started drinking.

"Joe, I still remember that your temper was like a bomb before. I didn't expect to see you for so long, but you have become a lot milder."

In the tavern, the blond young man with a hiking bag put down the beer in his hand, and looked at Qiao Dong with a hint of drunkenness.

"Did you have a family after returning to China? You are starting to look like a steady man now."

"This... is there?"

Qiao Dong, who was also a little drunk, froze for a moment, but he didn't feel anything about this aspect at all.

Mature and stable?What a joke, he never felt that he was mature and stable, but he felt that he had always been too irritable-at least compared with that panda, this was especially obvious during the fight.

Thinking of that panda, Qiao Dong started to have a headache. At first he thought he was in prison here, and the panda was also in prison in the enemy camp. Big house, the only one who is actually in jail is himself——

Especially after discovering that the panda doesn't need to be rescued at all, all his current behaviors are as ridiculous as a clown.

Now where is the criminal holding the panda and not letting it go back, it is clear that the panda doesn't want to go back, so what else can he say?

"Stop talking nonsense, it's all in the wine."

As soon as the wine bottle was touched, the two drank a lot.

We are all grown-ups, so the conversations after drinking are naturally about adult topics, such as mortgages, overtime work, housekeeping, and gossip about scolding the boss——

Qiao Dong also just found out that his talented senior brother is now in charge of a biochemical research institute near northern Myanmar, making money by doing odd jobs by making new gadgets for the wealthy.

"Didn't I just say that transgender people can't enter the women's restroom? They actually threw me in such a shitty place... By the way, Joe, why did you come here? Didn't you go back to China? "

"My mother..."

As soon as he mentioned this, Qiao Dong, who was on the top of Jiu Jin, couldn't help but swear, and then he briefly talked about the panda thing——

This is not a confidential matter in itself. Although Lieutenant General Tunqin has nothing to do, he has already issued several ultimatums. Everyone can see the panda swaggering in the Huidao League's territory. It doesn't matter if you say something that is well known .

But what Qiao Dong didn't expect was that just as he finished speaking, Joseph on the opposite side patted the table.

"Joe, why didn't you tell me earlier? What's the use of asking the Burmese about this? You come to me!"

"what?"

Qiao Dong was taken aback by these words.

"Looking for you? Can it be useful?"

"Of course it works!"

Joseph nodded repeatedly.

"I'm familiar with the Huidao League. The US military often sells obsolete equipment to them. Their leader Zhu Huaizhong is a master of personal mechanics. We have many cooperation projects in the field of human body science...

I've seen the panda you mentioned before, and it's really unique. As long as they speak well, they should return the panda to us for the sake of their past friendship... But I need you to do me a favor, Joe. "

"But you have to say what it is first."

Qiao Dong nodded, he can understand this kind of thing, there is no free lunch in the world, what's more, he also wants to know what makes his senior brother helpless.

"How should I put it, didn't I just talk about human mechanics?"

Joseph scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It may be a little troublesome to say... But Joe, have you ever thought about why some people are better at hitting than others?"

"Because stronger?"

Qiao Dong frowned, this was all he could think of for the time being after drinking too much.

"Anyway, muscular men must be able to fight better than ordinary people, that's for sure."

"But it's just for ordinary people. If you let bodybuilding champions fight fighters, you will find that often the strong-looking bodybuilding champions are beaten all over the place, and the ones who win are not so strong. Fighter."

A large glass of beer was poured down, and Joseph went on talking.

"In fact, when you open the theory of evolution, you can also find that if you can win victory only by being strong, then the saber-toothed tiger or mammoth should be occupying this planet today...

The bodies of most large beasts are much stronger than humans, but why are much weaker humans occupying this world now? "

"Um……"

Qiao Dong was silent.

He hadn't really thought about it.

"Now we naturally know that to deal with beasts, we must prepare firearms, and to deal with stronger beasts, we even need to use machine guns...

But in ancient times, when people were still using stone spears and axes, how did people at that time face things that were far stronger than themselves? "

Having said that, Joseph knocked on the table.

"Suppose, I'm just saying hypothetically, in the long event, in the endless struggle, in that era before gunpowder, people who can only rely on themselves to survive, have they developed some kind of specialization in Use the knowledge of the body?"

"what do you mean……"

Qiao Dong somewhat understood what Joseph was talking about.

"Martial arts?"

"Sure enough, you Han people know this better, so I found you the right person."

Joseph nodded.

"That's right, it's martial arts."

"Use Wu's technology."

Chapter 160

The panda who was far away in Laoye Temple didn't know that the team to rescue him was on the way, and he was still eating and drinking at the altar.

There is no way, it may be due to the fact that his body has entered a period of rapid development due to his approaching adulthood, coupled with the fact that he consumes a lot of exercise every day, when he relaxes, he hardly stops talking——

The good thing is that his physique is thriving at a speed visible to the naked eye during this period of time. The bad thing is that five meals a day is not enough for him.

Fortunately, there is nothing else to say in the Laoye Temple here, the food is enough, and it doesn’t matter if you eat it with your cheeks off, and no one will say that it is for his health to make him eat less. This is better than when he was still in the zoo. Not a lot.

After all, after developing this muscular body, his appetite has already surpassed that of ordinary pandas.

Strong muscles have brought him strength. Today, even without any skills, he can easily tear open tree trunks or smash iron cages with brute force alone. However, excessive consumption also has subtle negative effects. For example, he is now It is easy to get hungry, and when he is hungry, he will be irritable, and after he becomes irritable...

Nine-tailed foxes who live in the same temple will be easily beaten.

To be reasonable, if it is not hungry, the panda is still easy to talk, rather than beating the fox, he is more willing to listen to the fox talk about those research institutes——

This is also the first time he knows that human technology can achieve this level, and even a legendary species like the nine-tailed fox can be debugged. This makes pandas who have read too many science fiction novels fascinated. The biochemical beast sounds like a meal.

But this fox has a bad problem.

"As for the horse I saw at the institute that was bigger than a bison... that's another story."

Just when the panda was eating roasted mutton, the nine-tailed fox closed his mouth on the spot.

"Today's story is over."

"Hey! You're only halfway through what you're talking about!"

Curiosity was aroused and there was no more to say. The panda, who happened to have finished eating a plate of mutton, was dumbfounded.

"What about the back? What about the back?"

"The later ones, I will definitely talk about the later ones later."

The Nine-Tailed Fox chuckled, it wasn't stupid, it finished telling all the stories about the research institute today, what if the pandas ate him as food reserves in the middle of the night?

So I have to stop and talk for a few more days, so that even if the panda wants to continue listening to the story, it will give him three points of courtesy.

But the Nine-Tailed Fox, who was on his head, didn't see it, and the panda, which was already hungry, unconsciously clenched its fists.

"Kill you broken dog!"

bang-

The nine-tailed fox, who thought it was clever just now, was knocked to the ground by the hammer, its nine tails swept around, knocking over a pot of pans and pans.

After beating Nine-Tailed Fox with one punch, the relieved panda felt relieved, but when the clever IQ regained the high ground, the panda also felt that subtle something was wrong with its own actions.

Just like the Xingyi boxing he practiced, even he himself began to develop this straightforward style——

Of course, it doesn't mean that this style is bad, but that Panda feels that this style is a bit subtle and doesn't match with himself.

In all fairness, he was not the irritable type of person originally. Although the straight-forward approach was cool, it was often useless in terms of the matter itself.

As it is now, he can kill the fox directly, but can he make the fox tell all about the research institute?

Maybe try something else.

Looking at the nine-tailed fox struggling to get up on the ground, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in the panda's mind.

"Why not."

Panda thought for a while, and simply asked Nine-Tailed Fox to sit up.

"You finish the story well, don't break the chapter, I'll teach you how to use your body, how about it?"

"What are you talking about... Whoops!"

The Nine-Tailed Fox who barely stood up just slipped, but his whole body fell to the ground again.

No way, the nine tails behind its buttocks are not for display, and the weight of the nine long tails alone is already a problem——

Although it usually looks beautiful like a peacock spreading its tail, once the nine tails shake, its center of gravity will lose its balance, and it will be difficult to stand still.

So most of the time the nine-tailed fox is squatting, which is why it needed a girl to take it out of the cage before.

But before it came out, the irritable panda kicked it back into the car.

The nine-tailed fox knew about its physical problems. In other words, if it wasn't for its larger body than ordinary foxes, it wouldn't even be able to hold the nine tails.

But all of these are natural, just like its throat structure is naturally different from that of a fox, its tail is also born with a disability, and the panda in front of him actually said, can this be taught?

"There's nothing that can't be taught, it's all too possible."