A Panda's Martial Arts

The golden monkey jumped over from the treetops, carrying the mutton wrapped in leaves. The steaming mutton was obviously freshly roasted, and it was delicious with some green salt sprinkled on it.

The meat is roasted by the relatives of the monkey. Since the incident happened before and the monkey group finally found out about the monkey, its relatives have also lived a life of eating mutton—but there are other golden monkeys. Food source, so the consumption of mutton is not so fast.

But other golden monkeys are not as strong as monkeys.

Due to eating meat for several months during the growth period, the monkeys that have received sufficient nutritional supplements are now quite tall——

An ordinary golden monkey is [-] to [-] centimeters, which is quite tall, but now the monkey stands more than one meter tall, and there is a clear tendency to continue to grow taller, and its food intake is already comparable to that of the white-haired wolf. .

Just because it is also practicing.

Unlike the white-haired wolf who is a beginner, and the panda who is the coach of the white-haired wolf, the golden monkey practiced something else—it was what it was best at, and it was also the thing it used most easily.

"So, you are practicing knives?"

The half giant panda froze for a moment, then shook its head again and again.

"Don't, don't, don't practice blindly, there is a saying, I will tell you later..."

"No, I didn't practice that."

The golden monkey smiled cheerfully, and he himself knew that knowing how to handle prey does not mean being able to fight—so he practiced something else.

"look……"

While talking, the golden monkey casually threw a piece of granite, which brought a gust of wind.

Fifteen meters away, a hare that was gnawing on the grass kicked its legs and fell down in response.

"The reserves of mutton and venison are depleting a bit fast, let's take this rabbit for dinner at night."

"sure!"

The half-giant panda's eyes lit up, and the monkey's throwing stone was really beautiful, if it were him, it would probably be as accurate as it was.

"But for dinner, just leave me a copy. I'm going out later."

"Go out? To that old human man in the mountains?"

The big white-haired wolf raised its head, and after being together for a few days, it also knew about the old human man.

"It's just right, the mutton is a bit bland these days, remember to bring a bag of salt back... hey! Why are you beating me, monkey!"

The big white-haired wolf who had been slapped for no reason turned his head dissatisfied, only to find that the golden snub-nosed monkey gave it a hard look.

Afterwards, the golden monkey frowned and looked at the half-giant panda.

"Jianguo, this time I want to advise you, don't forget what happened last time, human beings are untrustworthy, and you are...very valuable..."

"I know……"

The half giant panda was silent for a moment, then nodded.

Of course he knows that he is very valuable, and with human knowledge, he knows better what that huge number represents-it is a number that is enough for anyone to take risks, and can even buy a human life.

But he still wanted to go and have a look, just because he knew what he might face.

It's impossible to face a gun just by sitting in the woods and exercising your muscles.

Chapter Eighteen: How to Face Guns

Under the evening sun, old man Liu was practicing guns in the yard.

The gun is an ancient relic, an old object handed down from the Ming Dynasty. Before the Anti-Japanese War, it stabbed a little devil, and I heard that it stabbed a tartar earlier——

This thing was originally going to be sent to the museum by the county, that is, old man Liu really didn't want to let go, so he kept it until now.

This gun was passed to him by Old Man Liu's master.

Blocking, holding, and piercing are just the most basic movements, but they make the tiger look like a tiger, just like the master back then——

To Old Man Liu's relief, the little grandson next to him was really attracted by this mighty movement, and his eyes were straight as he sat on the bench.

"If you practice well, this gun will be passed to you later."

After wiping off his sweat, Old Man Liu put the spear aside.Even though this actual combat spear wasn't too heavy, at his age, he was a little tired after using it for a quarter of an hour.

"If you don't practice well, I'll send it to a museum. It's a cultural relic after all, and it has to be handed over to the state."

"Grandpa, you..."

The young Liu Yuxuan was dumbfounded by the old man Liu's old-fashioned statement. Now it is not the time to hand in any cultural relics, let alone long spears from the Ming and Qing Dynasties. There are many such things in the antique market.

To collect ancient weapons, long guns are just beginners in terms of price and difficulty. He has seen too much of this kind of useless little knowledge on the Internet.

But handsome is really handsome, and he will practice martial arts well if he can inherit this spear in the future.

Liu Yuxuan, whose forehead was covered with sweat, was allowed to rest after punching for a quarter of an hour under the supervision of Old Man Liu——

This is also his favorite time, every time he can get some stories out of his grandpa's mouth.

But what he wanted to hear the most was the story about snatching the gun empty-handed.

He still can't figure out how to do it.

Liu Yuxuan once put himself in his shoes and thought about it for a long time. You must know that there should be automatic firearms in that era——

Even if there is no semi-automatic firearm, the human body cannot handle it.

No matter what Liu Yuxuan thought, he felt that it was impossible for his grandfather to do that kind of thing back then. As long as the Indian soldiers on the opposite side fired, the old man Liu would not be able to survive.

What's more, old man Liu has nothing to prove that battle at all. All this was dictated by old man Liu.

Perhaps, this is not true.

Liu Yuxuan admits that his grandfather has real skills, and he has personally experienced it before. The legendary "veteran's murderous spirit" is not fake - but Liu Yuxuan feels a little bit about snatching a gun empty-handed. , not reliable.

But he still wanted it to be true.

After all, it is his own grandfather, so it is not a matter of course to do something that others cannot do. Of course, he hoped that his grandfather was really brave and majestic in all directions——

But he learned, and all the knowledge he learned told him that it was impossible to fight against guns with bare hands, and there would be no hope.

Just like the paragraph written in the history books, the paragraph about the Eight-Nation Allied Forces, if martial arts are really useful, why was the Boxer defeated by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces?

So he wondered, wondered why.

I wonder if grandpa is lying to me.

"Grandpa, please tell the story on the border again."

Liu Yuxuan thought about it, but he still didn't question his grandfather directly. Instead, he wanted to know more from the old man in a roundabout way.

"It's the story of snatching a gun empty-handed..."

"What about the Indian soldiers? Didn't you say it several times?"

Old man Liu was a little puzzled, he didn't quite understand why his little grandson always liked to hear this——

Although he always had a bright face every time he said it, but he said it every now and then, and his old face was a little bit unbearable.

"We went up and snatched the guns of the Indian soldiers. The Indian soldiers were frightened, ran away a few, and captured a few. That's it, nothing else."

"what……"

Liu Yuxuan's face darkened.

It's this perfunctory answer again, it's like this every time, can't there be something new?

Like some kind of martial arts cheats, or some kind of light palm technique—although Liu Yuxuan himself knew that these things were even more unreliable, but they were still more plausible than the answers given by Old Man Liu.

When you encounter an enemy, if you fight up, the opponent retreats, that's it?

"That's all, what else can there be?"

This time it was old man Liu's turn to be puzzled. He didn't know why his little grandson was so serious about this matter.

"You don't think there are such things as boxing and palming, do you... You melon skin! Come! The old man will loosen your muscles and bones!"

"Hey! Grandpa, don't do it!"

Liu Yuxuan hurriedly dodged, but he was no match for Old Man Liu at such a young age.

With just a dodge, Liu Yuxuan, who originally thought he was safe, fell to the ground with stars in his eyes, and then got a slap on the buttocks.

"Let you not learn well! Make you look blind! You melon..."

Old man Liu taught his grandson a lesson, just like beating his son when he was young. The sound of slapping his butt was clear and loud, and it spread far away in the gradually darkening night.

Hearing this, the half-giant panda hiding in the dark shook its head.

Originally, he was just looking for inspiration, but he didn't expect Old Man Liu to actually know how to grab a gun empty-handed... But what about the key part?What about grabbing the most critical part empty-handed?

Almost, almost, he will know how to face the predicament in front of him——

However, old man Liu just stuck there and gave a perfunctory answer, which made him, the audience hiding in the dark, so angry that he died.

It's such a good experience to snatch it empty-handed, but the old man Liu only said that he went up, snatched it, and beat him away...then what?What about the crucial part?How exactly?

Not a word was said.

The most critical part, old man Liu didn't say a word.

In the yard, old man Liu was still beating his grandson severely—but under the guidance of old man Liu, the unilateral beating had turned into a martial arts duel. Both sides stood up in the three-body pose, and then rushed towards each other.

The result was of course that Liu Yuxuan was thrown to the ground by the old man Liu, and the kid is still no match for the old Jianghu.

"The eagle catcher can indeed push the head, but who the hell told you to use the ultimate move on your grandfather."

Pushing Liu Yuxuan to the ground, Old Man Liu continued to spank his grandson's ass.

Knocking on the back of the head, the life is gone on the spot, this little unlucky bastard doesn't want to learn, but only learns this, it's really irritating.

But these things have nothing to do with the pandas in the distance.

It turns out that the boxing technique can be used in this way, he really didn't expect it.But what good is that?Can it defeat guns?

These things, you can't win a gun.

There is no more inspiration to look for, and the old man didn't say anything useful, such as "go ahead and win"... What's the point of such words?What's the difference between that and luck?

"never mind……"

Shaking his head, the half giant panda still chose to leave.

There is no inspiration in this family, he must think of a more practical way...