A Panda's Martial Arts
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"He likes to cosplay."
Before the tour guide finished speaking, the girl had already opened her mouth to answer.
"It's a popular culture in Japan. Everyone dresses up as their favorite characters... My brother likes Kung Fu Panda and Iron Man, so I asked someone to buy a headgear. How about it, isn't it handsome?"
"This... indeed..."
Looking at the fierce panda mask on the strong man's face, the tour guide nodded repeatedly.
Although he couldn't see how expensive the panda headgear was, at least he knew that it would definitely not be a figure he could afford——
Whether it is the smooth carving lines, the solid metal texture, or the fierce and majestic panda face, it all shows that this thing is definitely a work made by a top designer, and it may even be the only one not for sale.
If you are willing to spend a lot of money on such a useless thing, then you may really like cosplay... Yo!
"That... this lady."
The voice of the tour guide has already started to tremble, and the words have begun to use honorifics.
"Your elder brother...why do you have white hair on your body?"
"He just has a lot of body hair!"
Noticing something was wrong, the girl quickly grabbed the panda's collar, then turned her head to look at the tour guide, sniffed, and wanted to cry.
"It's because of the excessive body hair that my brother couldn't compete on stage and had to be expelled from the sumo team... He trained hard for two and a half years, but the result was such an ending, and he didn't want to."
"Ah this..."
Facing the girl who was about to cry, the tour guide couldn't say anything, so he had to pretend that he didn't see anything just now.
"Why don't you worship the Four-faced Buddha and pray for your health, it will be very effective."
"it is good……"
Wiping away the tears from her face, the girl nodded, clasped her hands together and picked up the incense sticks, and began to worship the Erawan Buddha.
It's just that this posture doesn't seem to be seeking health, but more like seeking career and wealth. Even seeking marriage is more than seeking health.
"Brother, why don't you go to say goodbye too?"
The atmosphere was too embarrassing, and the tour guide could only talk to the strong man wearing a panda headgear beside him.
"It's very effective, everyone will worship...uh..."
He was talking happily, but the strong man beside him didn't even bother to talk to him, just looked at the Buddha statue quietly, as if everything around him had nothing to do with him.
"Well, there's no harm in trying."
The tour guide managed to force a smile.
"What if your body gets better after you put it on..."
"Uh..." Perhaps because the tour guide spoke too hard, the strong man wearing a panda headgear looked down at him, and then actually walked towards the Buddha statue.
It's just that the strong man wearing the panda headgear didn't bow down, didn't put his hands together, and didn't even take the incense sticks.
He just raised his hands and clasped his fists at the Buddha statue.
"This is the end?"
The tour guide couldn't say a word for a long time. The attitude of worshiping the Buddha was too perfunctory. He didn't even put on an appearance. It was somewhat disrespectful to the Buddha. I'm afraid he would be punished in a few days.
But just when the tour guide thought that the strong man would be criticized by the surrounding tourists, an accident happened.
"Crack-"
Accompanied by a toothache sound, the big head of the Erawan Buddha fell down, knocking over a piece of incense.
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"It's just in disrepair for a long time. The relevant departments will repair the four-faced Buddha statue as soon as possible, and it will be reopened to tourists at that time."
The news was broadcast on the TV, and the host spoke Siamese which he could not understand. This made the panda, who could only draw, look confused, so he could only pick up the remote control to change channels.
And the Shichangpu in the bedroom is putting on the clothes he bought from shopping earlier.
"I'm going out for dinner tonight. It may be a little late when I come back. There are dishes prepared in the morning in the refrigerator. You can warm them up...or wait until I bring you some supper."
The girl put on light makeup in front of the mirror, and the sharp eyeliner concealed the youthfulness of her face as much as possible. Putting on the coat she just bought from a luxury store, the girl who was pretty and pitiful before transformed into a heroic professional elite.
"You just stay at home first. Whether we can succeed today is related to whether we will have food in the future. Do you understand?"
"what."
The panda howled to express his understanding, and watched the girl go out in a suit, tie and leather shoes, then turned her head and went on to watch the Muay Thai match on TV.
The boxer fights on TV are very exciting, but the panda's heart has already wandered away——
In fact, knowing that he hasn't really recovered from it now, his consciousness is still immersed in the last fight, even though a whole month has passed.
In the past month, he actually handled a lot of things, such as taking dozens of old and weak women and children away from the bombing area, such as leading the way to a safe place under the guidance of Shi Changpu...
It's just that the girl's sense of direction is somewhat problematic.Obviously the panda meant to go north and return to the country, but the girl named Shi Changpu took him to the south in a daze.
When they found out that they had gone the wrong way, it was too late, and the Burmese army, which was furious because they lost a regiment, could not give them a chance to turn back.
So they could only go south, all the way south, to Siam, which is further south than Myanmar.
Under the escort of the pandas, these people were safe and sound along the way, but the pandas almost exposed their identities several times, which almost caused a lot of trouble——
That's why he now disguises himself as a sumo wrestler when he goes shopping.
But now, they finally had a place to stay. Shi Changpu, who followed him along the way, bought a house in the suburbs of Bangkok with the remaining money, and everything was settled.
And the panda, once again fell into a state of doing nothing.
Like Shuzhong City, Bangkok, known as the "City of Eternal Summer", is also in a period of peace. People just need to live a normal life. The only value of force is the Muay Thai match on TV. People are more busy Life is not fighting to kill, just like every well-ordered city, there is no need for martial arts here.
But the panda is still immersed in Wu's world, unable to extricate himself.
The battle with Zhu Huaizhong is still lingering in his mind. He has gained a lot in that battle. Whether it is the skills of moves or the basic body manipulation, pandas need a considerable amount of time to digest it—
At this moment, he even regretted the act of killing Zhu Huaizhong. If Zhu Huaizhong was still breathing, they could at least exchange ideas.
Instead of being like now, he can only make his own car behind closed doors.
"Pity……"
The panda stroked the token with the dragon's head on it, the only relic left by his opponent.
Every time he took this thing out, he felt as if he had returned to that night of blood and fire, facing that sharp blade again.
It's really a pity, if it weren't for the fact that he had too much confidence in that armor, even conceited, that old Bidden would not have been stabbed to death by that simple pistol, and they could at least fight a few more rounds, even if only one round……
"Crack-"
Perhaps because of too much force, the dragon head token carved from solid wood was directly split in two at this moment.
Something black fell out of the gap.
It was a memory card.
"what?"
After confirming again that he had never seen this thing before, Panda connected it to Shi Changpu's computer.
Immediately afterwards, he couldn't laugh or cry.
"You really are... hey..."
Looking at the contents of the memory card, Panda subconsciously remembered Zhu Huaizhong's stinky face—it turns out that he is also a martial artist, and that old Biden really knows what his opponent wants.
If a life-and-death duel is a peak in life, then the death of one of them is equivalent to an abrupt end at the peak for the other.
Just like the panda did kill Zhu Huaizhong, yes, but it would take a lot of time and energy for him to decipher the technology used by the other party in reverse——
It's like a book that just makes you feel good and then suddenly stops updating. You can only compare it with the previous plot and guess what the riddleman is going to say.
But now, pandas don't have to guess.
The memory card contained all of Zhu Huaizhong's experience and thinking about martial arts, as well as everything about the bulletproof armor.
In other words, that kind of bulletproof armor itself originated from Zhu Huaizhong's crazy conception of martial arts.
"So you think so... The essence of martial arts is the technique of using force?"
Looking at the documents in the memory card and even the demonstration video, Panda finally had a clear understanding of the scattered system he had mastered.
After throwing away all appearances, the so-called martial arts is nothing more than reducing one's own force as much as possible, and at the same time increasing one's own output as much as possible.
Just like Yushu Hanging Baoyi described by Zhu Huaizhong as "half-step master state", in essence, it is to let most of the muscles of the body exert force according to the same rhythm.
Or the Eagle Catch he mastered before, which is essentially a training mode for the body to exert force as a whole, but it also contains a layer of force exertion skills, and force exertion skills or the habit of force exertion itself is different from itself The stability complement each other...
It is very complicated to say, this huge database contains too many things, the panda even discovered the frame-by-frame analysis of the martial arts performances of the martial artists, and even the specific force analysis of each part of the limbs and joints.
This is almost a summary of martial arts as a modern science.
But just like most people get scalp numbness when facing high numbers, this information is not universal at all, that is, the panda's martial arts level has improved, otherwise someone can just read the catalog on the spot. close.
And pandas can even point out the shortcomings.
"Too much emphasis on physical manipulation."
Panda frowned.
"It's okay to use it to exercise, but as a practical guide, it still lacks specific ideas of how to play... Wait a minute, what is this writing?"
After reading the information, the panda suddenly found that there is another document at the end of the entire database.
[No matter who you are, when you see this document, I must be dead...]
[If you are Joseph, congratulations, you bastard can't understand it even if you get it.You think I don't know about you putting narcotics in my armor?
I heard that what people like you hate the most is that things are in front of you but you can’t understand them, so I’m going to feed shit into your mouths today...]
【If you are the one who defeats me after the duel, no matter who you are, please accept this item. This is all my thoughts on martial arts.
As the old saying goes, when I die, my brothers probably won’t want to continue practicing martial arts, but I hope you can go on with this thing and take a look for me. The future of martial arts is What does it look like...]
[In addition, the Mi Army Research Institute has wanted this item for a long time, and they will definitely chase you down at all costs. You will not be short of opponents in the future...]
【In this peaceful age, this is the best gift I can prepare for you...】
"Fucking old Bidden!"
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