A Panda's Martial Arts
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"Uh..." After being pushed and shoved by the panda twice, Shi Changpu realized that the water for washing vegetables had already overflowed.
She frantically let go of the water in the sink, which didn't help her, and the panda threw her back on the sofa in the living room.After the oil was poured into the wok and the vegetables were cut, the panda in the kitchen shook the wok with the spoon.
This is the first time she knows that pandas can cook, and it is not the hastily prepared food on the way to escape, but something that can really be called cooking.
This made her suddenly a little curious about pandas.
"Well, when did you learn how to cook?"
She was free and had nothing to say, and she deliberately didn't use the honorific title like before.
She has been doing this kind of thing since she started fleeing. It is a subtle way, a means to dissolve the distance between each other.
It is also a form of domestication.
【Why do you think I don't know how to cook? 】
The panda’s response was the same as before, with a sense of alienation in the indifference—of course, after getting along for so long, Shi Changpu already knew that this was not a deliberate alienation, but the panda’s expression habit is just this virtue, which is called straight in the current popular words. Male, in the words of the old life, it is called incomprehensible style.
Thinking about it, the one in front of her is a panda, why should she expect a panda to understand the customs of human beings.
[After all, cooking is just like that. Cut it up, put it in a frying pan, pay attention to the heat, season it, and then you can eat it...]
This is Panda's entire understanding of food. From his point of view, most of the stir-fried dishes are basically the same. At most, there are changes in ingredients and seasonings, but the essence is still the same.
Because the knife is fast enough, a few home-cooked side dishes were quickly cooked. The rice cooker steamed a small bowl of rice, which was prepared for Shichangpu. Pandas are more used to green bamboo as their staple food, and the crude fiber is very difficult for him to digest. There are benefits.
The taste of the food was unexpectedly delicious.
Because they cook by themselves, pandas don’t save ingredients like takeaways. Whether it’s scrambled eggs with tomatoes or roasted pork with bamboo shoots, the eggs and meat are well laid out, and the seasoning is just right. Every chopsticks entrance is completely delicious. Satisfaction——
Of course, this is only true for Shichangpu. The panda's big mouth can eat a plate, and it gnaws the plate by the way.
It's just that facing the table full of home-cooked food, Shi Changpu is not used to it.
When was the last time you ate at your own home?
Shichangpu is a kind of medicinal material, which has the effects of reducing dampness and appetizing, resuscitating phlegm, refreshing and improving intelligence.
It is used for regulating qi, promoting blood circulation, dispersing wind, removing dampness, etc.Cure febrile diseases, coma, forgetfulness, air-occlusion deafness, dysphoria, stomach pain, abdominal pain, anemofrigid-damp arthralgia, bruises and other symptoms.
But it was never her own name.
"Baby, is there anything you want to do?"
Taking a deep breath, Shi Changpu withdrew his confused thoughts.
Reason reminded her that now is not the time to be sad.Just like the human relationship outside needs to move around, pandas also need to be drawn in——
Even if the panda lives like a plant on weekdays, if it is ignored for a long time, the relationship between the two parties will gradually grow apart.
That would not be a good thing for her, it would be dangerous to travel alone in Yongxia City, the panda in front of her could at least guarantee her absolute safety when she came back.
Only at this time can she become a medicinal material in a down-to-earth manner, instead of the whole plant being poisonous, and the roots are more poisonous.Iris-san who produces strong hallucinations when she takes a large amount of it.
"No matter what you want or what you want to do, if my sister is in a good mood today, I can help you do it."
"Ok?"
The panda who was eating meat raised his head and looked at Shi Changpu suspiciously.
[I don’t know, I never thought about that kind of thing. 】
"Eh?"
Shi Changpu, who was about to bleed a little, choked on the panda's reply. She was still planning a budget in her mind, and she seemed to have punched in the empty space—but then she was puzzled from the bottom of her heart, and she couldn't understand it. Why would a panda say such a thing.
After getting along for many days, she knew very well that this was not a refusal, but that the panda really didn't think about it.
"Haven't you ever thought about... wanting something? Or wanting to do something?"
Shi Changpu fell into confusion.
"Just, ideals, or dreams, haven't you ever had one?"
[No, I never thought about these questions...]
The stuffed panda put down the plate. He didn't quite know what was wrong with the sister in front of him, so he suddenly asked such a thing.
[I can do what I want to do by myself. If I can’t do it, it’s just a temporary lack of ability. E-sports, cooking is the original sin. If you know your own cooking, just keep practicing...]
"Uh..." The panda's answer made Shi Changpu more and more confused, until now she realized that she seemed to have never really understood the panda in front of her.
"Haven't you ever thought about... There are some things you can't do even if you work hard?"
[That means there is something wrong with the way of doing things]
Some supportive pandas are also idle when they are idle, so they simply pick up their mobile phones and start typing.
[Here, I am not omniscient, nor omnipotent. Don't treat me like a god. There are many things I can't do.But, but, let me give you an example here. It is true that most warriors have been trained to hit wooden boards, but in reality they will also use hatchets or axes when facing thick wood.The meaning of hard work is to make people smart, not to become a fool who only knows how to bang their heads against the wall...]
"Oh ah……"
Shi Changpu was already dazed by the panda's indistinct and chaotic speech, and could only make a few unconscious murmurs.
She wanted to say something, but she couldn't find any reason to refute the panda.
After all, she has seen the panda's ability before.
It is already a miraculous feat to kill the leaders of the Huidao League head-on and defeat the remnants of the Burmese army with one's own strength——
And in the middle, the panda in front of her could still bring her out of the killing field where the mountain of corpses and sea of blood had been. You must know that she had completely given up hope of life.
However, such an indomitable hero is just a panda.
"Hey……"
With a long sigh, she felt a little pity for no reason.
But this sigh was keenly captured by the panda.
[Still sighing?Then it seems that you still don't understand...]
Picking up the phone, Panda stood up directly.
【Your way of thinking is too weak and has no power...】
【Exactly, don't you have nothing to do today?Stand up and start martial arts training today...]
190 Chapter [-] Martial Arts Teaching
For Shi Changpu to practice martial arts, Panda has already had an idea.
No way, if it was really a time of peace, it wouldn't be such a trouble. The problem is that they are still facing the pursuit of an unknown killer—although the killer didn't know why it took so long to come, but it doesn't mean that this threat doesn't exist.
It is unrealistic to entrust all security to the police in Yongxia City. After all, the only thing the police can do is to deter criminals. Afterwards, if the murderer is brought back, even if the murderer will be brought to justice in the end, Shi Changpu himself will die long ago.
Therefore, Shi Changpu must at least have some strength to protect herself, even if it is just to ensure that she can escape safely.
What's more, the process of teaching martial arts is itself a reorganization of one's own knowledge system.
As we all know, fighting, or to put it more simply, fighting, although it has various forms and types, and the factors that can affect the outcome are also varied, but in the final analysis, pandas summarize them into three categories.
One is the body, strong physical quality, such as strong enough strength, or running faster and jumping higher, etc., are all listed here.
The second is skills, the efficient use of force, whether it is to reduce the force on the body by unloading the force, or to use a good body structure to achieve full force, everything that is biased towards technology is included in this list.
The third is the heart, the experience and understanding of the battle, such as the prediction of the enemy's attack, the intrigue during the confrontation, and even the preparation before the battle are all part of it.
Of course, although everyone wants to be a perfect triangular fighter, in reality, each of them will have their own differences——
For example, the old and frail can no longer compete with the young people, but they are more experienced in skills and consciousness, or they are born with a keen sense of divine power, but they are too lazy to spend any effort on skills, or their bodies and skills are in a state of inadequacy. At the peak, but because of mentality, they are too lazy to fight. There are no two identical leaves on a tree, and everyone has their own situation.
But Shi Changpu's words... are a bit hard to say.
[First of all, your physical fitness is just like that. Although it is not impossible to improve, it is a long-term process, and it cannot be done in a short time...]
[Secondly, your mastery and understanding of technology is the same. Although it is not impossible to improve, it is also a long-term process, and it cannot be done in a short time...]
"Then what else should I learn? Am I so bad?"
Shi Changpu is already stupid, she never thought that the panda teaching method would be to spray first, and her evaluation would be so low——
You must know that she has also practiced a little bit, and three or five ordinary people can't get close to her, so why does she become "that's it" in the panda's mouth?
【It’s okay for you to hit ordinary people, but it’s also okay for killers to hit you. This is not contradictory...】
Faced with Shi Changpu's questioning, Panda has his own theory.
[Furthermore, I haven't finished talking just now. Although the two things I just mentioned are things that cannot be done quickly, it doesn't mean that you can't quickly master a set of combat methods that belong to you...]
[First of all, we need to understand one thing, the meaning of asking you to receive training is to allow you to survive in the face of danger, so don't think about defeating the enemy in close combat, but use your wisdom as much as possible ...]
"You mean, run away when in danger?"
Shi Changpu nodded, it was pretty much what she thought.
"That is to say, what I need to train is sprinting ability, right? Try to run faster?"
【No, that belongs to the category of improving physical fitness...】
Panda shook his head regretfully.
[If you run into danger, it will be too late. No matter how fast you run, can you outrun a bullet? 】
[What I want to say is to let you use your wisdom. Since you know there will be danger, why don't you go to that place in the first place? 】
"Uh..." Shi Changpu was caught up in the panda's logic.
There seemed to be something wrong, she instinctively wanted to refute something, but the stern look on the panda's face made her feel that there was nothing wrong.
But if she can only stay in a safe place, won't she be unable to go out in the future?
【Of course, if you must go to a dangerous place, there are other ways to say it...】
The panda continued to dig out the words hard, it would be troublesome to talk about this kind of thing.
From judging the environment, always pay attention to where people may be hiding, whether there are high points nearby, whether they will be attacked by long-range sniper, etc., down to observing the people or things around them, whether there are abnormal places, and the relationship between people and others. Is the distance too close, or will I be stabbed to death with a submachine knife?
Whether the location is firm, whether it will be blown up by a bomb, whether the vehicle is bulletproof, to prevent it from being destroyed by a single shot, whether the clothes on the body are suitable for movement, whether the shoes on the feet are convenient for complex sports, and the functions of the mobile phone How, can the message be sent out when the signal is blocked... The miscellaneous things add up to tens of thousands of words, and it will be dark by the time the panda finishes writing.
【In short, that's about it】
After showing Shi Changpu what he had written, Panda stretched himself.
【This is all my experience on protecting myself. If you can read it completely, then you can absolutely guarantee your own safety...】
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