A Panda's Martial Arts

Just thinking about it, pandas feel their scalps go numb.

All the tricks were exhausted, this was beyond the scope of martial arts, he really couldn't think of how to defeat such an opponent.

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"Clearing is almost done."

After beheading the last tiger, the giant elephant looked at the neat row of heads at the gate of the plantation and shook its head slightly.

He has been squatting here for seven days with his body as bait, beheading 59 wild animals from all walks of life, and almost all the animals pretending to be ghosts near Yongxia City have been hooked out by him, and one counts as one, and all of them have become victims of the ax blade. Revenant.

It's a pity that the panda that escaped from his grasp by chance didn't come over.

"The stress test of the new armor was successful, my lord."

At the feet of the giant elephant, Johnson was holding a notebook with a frenzied expression on his face.

"The Siamese military has proven to us that the new armor is even strong enough to withstand shelling... To be honest, only you can wear such heavy armor."

"Don't brag about half-finished products, you know what I want to see is the finished thing."

The elephant lowered its head, looking into Johnson's eyes.

"How long until the remaining parts are finished?"

"This……"

Johnson dared not meet the giant elephant's eyes.

If you want to ask how long it will take to complete, it must be a long time-he is in charge of a research institute and not an arsenal, and it is already good to be able to produce finished products, not to mention that the price of high-quality goods must be the lengthening of working hours. The most important thing is the large armor worn by giant elephants... In fact, if this kind of spectacle-like thing can be done well, it is already very popular.

But this kind of thing obviously cannot be said to the giant elephant. The giant elephant attaches great importance to the efficiency of doing things.

"As soon as I can..."

"That's good……"

The giant elephant raised its head and looked at the rising sun in the distance.

"Work hard, you will see the day when the Age of Gods comes..."

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"The Age of Gods is an excellent era."

"It was tens of thousands of years ago. Before human beings developed civilization, the great Ganesha was born. He has 10 incarnations walking around the world, and he is in charge of the fate of all living beings..."

In the meeting room of White Elephant Pharmaceutical, the girl sitting on the main seat talked eloquently, preaching the majesty of Ganesha to everyone present.

Most of these are members from various gangs, they are the first group of giant elephants, and a small number are people from plantations on the outskirts of the city. Without exception, they are all believers of Ganesha.

That was her job in the enemy camp.As a person who surrendered, the power in Shi Changpu's hands is not as great as imagined. After all, what the giant elephant needs is her image rather than her ability. Read about the doctrine.

This matches her original job, and it can be regarded as a professional counterpart.

But almost no one knows that she, who seems to be the most pious saint, is the least pious one to Ganesha.

"Where did you get that cock? Didn't he know that this thing was out of fashion hundreds of years ago? The Age of Gods was an excellent era... You can tell me what's so good about Age of Gods what?"

Thinking back to the deeds provided to her by the giant elephant, the young Miss Calamus felt her scalp go numb.

She herself was born in a religious sect, so she naturally knows how to spread the teachings more conveniently and attract the congregation——

But doing things like religion is also advancing with the times, it doesn’t mean that you can just blow it up and brag about it.

Yes, she admitted that what the giant elephant said sounded like the truth, and even she once thought that there really was such a time when humans and giant beasts lived together, but even if the giant elephant said it was true, what's the use?

That set of things can't attract people at all. You must know that there is a saying "kneeling to the truth".

It seems that now, someone has already questioned her.

"Miss Calamus, I have a question."

A young man named Chachai stood up and asked his own question.

"Since the gods are so powerful and the Age of Gods is so good, why did the Age of Gods disappear in the end?"

"Because newborn humans have gradually rejected the gods."

The young lady Acorus gave the answer, with a perfect smile on her face.

But in her heart, she had already scolded.

wrong!That's not what she wanted to say just now!She clearly wants to use a more modern theory of ascension!The theory of original sin is long gone!

But there is no way to take back what she said, and she can only bite the bullet and circle down if she says something wrong.

"Humans who have gained power have developed arrogance and lost their awe of the gods, which is why the gods will gradually move away from us."

"That's it, I understand."

The young man named Chachai sat down slowly, with a thoughtful look on his face.

This made the young Miss Calamus even more uneasy.

No, she still has at least two or three hundred words left unsaid, and the setting has not been fully realized yet, so why did she suddenly understand it?

"Indeed, I understand too."

"Yes, Miss Calamus is right."

"No wonder, as expected, Miss Calamus is the one who is most devout to God."

"you……"

The young Miss Calamus was almost passed away.

most pious?What a joke, she is the most devout one, it is because of her religious background that she knows that there are no gods in this world at all——

Even if the giant elephant still used force rather than miracles.To be reasonable, if it wasn't for the fact that she couldn't beat that cock, she who had already lived a normal life would never be able to return to her old job.

But things often don't work out, and now she is still sitting here, becoming the most devout person among Ganesha believers.

It's still the kind that doesn't work if you don't want to be religious.

She surrendered here, but now she is in the enemy's camp. Miss Changpu, who has been selected herself, knows very well that a beautiful skin can be made on the operating table, and a pious soul is one in a million.

If she really only relies on her face to eat like the giant elephant arranged, then there will soon be a new young and beautiful girl who will replace her identity.

At that time, as a captive, she will lose her use value, and she dare not imagine what kind of bad luck she will accept.

So she has to be the most pious one, she has to be more pious than everyone else, no one can question her loyalty to the head god religion, not even Ganesha himself.

As for the Chachai who almost gave her away just now...

"Chachai, you are very good at asking such questions."

The young Miss Calamus raised her head, her gaze towards Chachai softened a lot.

It was decided that next time there is any mission to kill him, let him do it. Anyway, this kid came from a gang, so being hacked to death on the street is his due fate.

The young man named Chachai didn't know that he was on the death list, and he was still in the excitement of meeting Miss Changpu's eyes——

This excitement did not stop even until the end of the lecture, and Chachai was still excited after the meeting.

"Miss Calamus looked at me! She smiled at me!"

Even when it was time to get off work, Chachai still talked excitedly to his colleagues.

"That look, as if it could crush me to death at any time... Does this mean that I can be her dog?"

The colleagues who were harassed were not surprised by Chachai's illness, but instead looked at him with sympathy.

Obviously, this is another crazy one.

You must know that although the young Miss Changpu has first-class appearance and figure, she is also a well-known rich woman in Yongxia City, but when she does things, this woman's iron fist is simply ridiculous——

Especially when assassinating the leader of a rival gang, that woman is like a prophet, she can always find the target's Achilles' heel, and then dispatch the assassin to kill with one blow.

Although it is often impossible for the assassins sent out to come back, but in the face of Miss Changpu's request, which man can refuse?

Even if they were changed, they would probably be reduced to this kind of situation when encountering Chachai.

"That...cha guess..."

Some old gangsters really couldn't see it, so they simply called Chachai aside and prepared to save the child's life.

"I remember you are a boxer, right? Tonight there is a competition over there in the boxing ring. Go there and fight a few more times to sweat... Miss Changpu doesn't need your help right now, you just need to exercise first."

It would be even better if the bones were broken, at least a few months of training, and when time passed, Miss Changpu probably forgot about it.

It's just that Chachai's momentum is stronger than the old gangster thought.

"Okay! I will definitely bring Miss Changpu a champion!"

Chachai picked up his coat and went to the boxing ring. He just wanted to vent his boiling blood.

And Chachai's first opponent in the boxing ring was an unknown boxer named Songdong.

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In a small village in the countryside, pandas are still staring at the ceiling in a daze.

This situation has been going on for three days, and even the old monk can't bear to go back to work at the Temple of the Reclining Buddha. Only Song Dong occasionally brings some food over, but Song Dong is not here today, saying that he is going to fight. The game went.

It's just that Panda didn't expect that Song Dong was actually carried back this time.

"Ah, what's the matter with you?"

After Songdong's wife and children came forward to take him in, Panda simply gave up the hospital bed and let Songdong lie on it.

"No, you shouldn't, how can you do this in an exhibition game?"

"I... am I being careless?"

Song Dong on the hospital bed also looked confused, he didn't know what happened in the game just now.

Originally, according to what was said in advance, Song Dong was planning to play a match-fixing game in that game. At that time, he would play a few tricks with each other, perform a show, fight beautifully, and the audience watching the game will also be happy——

It’s not that he doesn’t know how to make a quick decision, but it’s too unappreciative. Maybe those who also learn boxing can see the way, but those spectators who don’t know boxing can only see the "bang" and the game is over. This is too unfriendly for them.

If it is a serious professional competition, Song Dong will not hesitate to show off his skills, but if it is an exhibition game with tickets, it is natural to take care of the audience's viewing experience.

So, in order for the audience who bought tickets to see a wonderful fighting match, Song Dong was ready to release the water.