A Panda's Martial Arts
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"There are also animals that eat people."
Ashikaga Yoshiki, who fell on the ground, clenched the handle of the knife tightly, and it seemed that he might throw it out at any time.
"It's up to you to kill or cut as you like! But let me put it here, a man-eating beast like you can't survive!"
"Hey, what you said is unreasonable, biting and eating are two different things."
With the spear slung over his shoulder, the panda scratched its head with its uninjured hand.
"But I think what you said makes sense, so I'm going to give you a decent way to die later. It's better to have your head chopped off than to be bitten off, what do you think?"
"Then what are you talking about here?"
Ashikaga Yoshiki's voice was visibly weakened, because blood was gurgling out from the cut of his legs.
"If you want to do it, do it quickly!"
"No, I have to let you die to understand."
Panda scratched his head again.
"What's more, I'm the type who is used to summarizing in chats. Saying a few sentences can help you think... So you really don't want to know what you died on?"
"Say."
Ashikaga Yoshiki was exhausted.
For him now, speaking out has become a luxury.
"Actually... your martial arts are very good, I really can't beat you. If I just compete with you, then I will definitely die."
Scratching its head, Panda sighed.
"It's a pity that while you are superb in martial arts, you are also too superstitious about martial arts. If I use martial arts to fight, you can naturally stabilize me, but once I don't use martial arts, you won't be able to react...
Of course, as an ordinary person, you can handle even an out-of-the-box trick, but between you and me, once an emergency occurs, if you can't react, you will die. "
"It's better to have no books than to believe in books. Using one's own body is also part of martial arts. I don't have to fight with you on what you are good at. I just need to use what you are not good at to give you a cold shot... This It’s similar to my previous thinking, and it can’t be regarded as an improvement, it can only be regarded as a wider thinking.”
"In short, although the pile of nonsense is not next to each other, I still appreciate your willingness to listen to me."
Looking at Ashikaga Yoshiki, who was so angry, the panda raised his spear.
"I tried three times just now and you didn't seize the opportunity to throw a throwing knife at me. It seems that you really don't have the strength and energy to fight back when you die. It's just like what I said just now, I will give you face."
click-
The blade falls...
Dou Da's head rolled down into a pool of blood.
260 Five Chapters To Be Continued
Shingo Shimadzu was woken up by a pungent smell.
Although the family did not buy a car, Shingo Shimadzu, who had seen a lighter, still vaguely recognized the smell of oil——
Whether it's gasoline or kerosene, at least this thing will definitely burn.Survival instinct made the little fat man jump up immediately, he didn't want to change into a roast for no reason...
"Boom!"
The helmet hit the head, Shimadzu Shingo and the panda were dizzy for a while.
"Senior, you..."
Shingo Shimadzu, who barely recovered from the dizziness, shook his head, only to find that one of the panda's arms had been folded at a strange angle, and the other uninjured arm was carrying a petrol can that he didn't know.
The oil barrel was half empty, apparently the panda had been busy for a while.
"Senior, what are you doing?"
"Send this place to heaven."
Seeing that Shingo Shimadzu woke up, the panda simply sat down on the pile of corpses, trying to straighten his broken arm a little bit.
Facts have proved that this is not an easy task, at least not something he can do on his own.
"What are you still looking at? Come here and help... I don't mean you move my arm! I mean you take the gas away!"
"Oh……"
Shimadzu Shingo, who was almost cheap, quickly took over the gasoline can and arranged it with the panda in the huge arena.
Fortunately, perhaps due to the influence of human culture, the layout of the fox demons in Inari Mountain is not as twisted and complicated as a fox hole. The straight passage is very convenient for pandas——
Of course, the pandas also found some secret doors in some interlayers of the walls, but these hidden corners have already been bombed by the pandas.
Sending the entire Inari Mountain to the sky was the original plan of Panda. He owed Johnson a big favor in order to get these high-efficiency bombs. After all, it is not easy to sneak these dangerous things into the city in peacetime. easy.
Fortunately, the Golden Retriever showed great enthusiasm for sending the Japanese fox to the local plane after learning that it might be a factory for making pirated mechas, so this batch of explosives arrived faster than the panda expected. Much faster.
It's just that there is no mecha factory here that can be used to blow up.
There is only something more troublesome than a mecha factory.
"Alchemy furnace..."
Looking at the alchemy furnace in the room in front of him, which is actually a reaction kettle, the panda who has never seen the world is quite shocked.
"Hey boy, is there a fire?"
"That's not good."
Seeing that the panda took out a cigar out of nowhere, Shingo Shimadzu shook his head repeatedly.
Are you kidding, he is still carrying a petrol can, not to mention that there is no fire on his body, even if there is fire, he would not dare to just light it like this.
"Senior, you should have won the fight just now, why are you still smoking?"
Although it is true that the person was fainted by the shaking, Shimadzu Shingo also had a little impression of the battle between the panda and Ashikaga Yoshiki in a blur of consciousness——
Even from the results, Senior Panda has been able to take him to place bombs everywhere, and the winner of the battle is obvious.
This is also the most puzzling thing for Shingo Shimadzu. Obviously they defeated the powerful enemy, but why does the senior panda still look downcast?
"Because it was a coincidence."
The panda who was sticking the bomb on the reactor sighed.
It was true that he had won the previous battle, but it was only a victory.Although he can say that this is to maximize his strengths and avoid his weaknesses, he actually knows that this is just an excuse——
He was indeed defeated in a head-to-head confrontation, so he used an off-the-box trick that would allow him to survive. This method could indeed allow him to win, but this victory was not so happy.
Perhaps, this is the so-called "victory without force".
The victory was won in a non-martial way, even if it won, there was no taste at all.
From the perspective of today's popular thinking, this kind of thinking may seem a bit pedantic, but after all, you can only understand this kind of thing after you have played it. After all, it is not so refreshing to win the game by pulling the opposite network cable.
"Anyway, just blow up here... Oh yes, boy, you don't want to live forever, do you?"
"Senior, you are joking, why would I think about that kind of thing?"
Putting down the gasoline can, Shingo Shimadzu laughed.
"Immortality is impossible even if you think about it... so can I have a taste?"
"This way of enlivening the atmosphere is very boring, but if you must drink it, I can show you what's inside."
The panda thought for a while, and simply asked Shimadzu Shingo to take off his armor and sit on his shoulder, so that the little fat man could look into the rather tall reactor.
With just one glance, the panda already felt that the little fat man on his shoulders began to tremble.
"You see, so it would be strange if this thing can be drunk."
Thinking back to the bunch of things that challenged the physiological bottom line he saw before, the panda shook his head.
If it is said that the age of the gods in the mouth of the giant elephant was ignorant and uncivilized, then when the Japanese fox used this technology, it just copied the homework and copied the typos together——
No matter how clean the outside decoration is, how bloody the inside of the reactor is, at least after seeing the raw materials, the panda probably won't be able to eat meat for several days.
"Immortality is indeed a beautiful wish, but the beauty of wishing is that it only exists in the imagination... In fact, if you think about things like immortality medicine, you will know that it can be used to make up for life. Only other lives."
Putting Shimadzu Shingo down, the panda rarely said a few more words of nonsense.
All the bombs were placed, and the panda finally decided to blow up the reactor. Although there may be some rare technology in it, some things should not be left in the world after all—
Even if this thing may benefit mankind, it is only a possibility after all.
In fact, human beings have been crazy for a long time. At least when they were refined by foxes to turn them into water, pandas didn't think that these foxes had the ability to forcefully push living people into them.
And that one named Ashikaga Yoshiki...
"Hey?"
The panda who was just about to leave took Shimadzu Shingo to the porch, only to find that the head he had just cut off was picked up by an armored warrior with a flag on his back.
After noticing the sight of the panda, the armored warrior quickly soaked the head into a preservation jar filled with water.
Before the panda could catch up, the armored warrior had already picked up the preservation jar, turned around and ran away.
260 Chapter Six
"Has the general not arrived yet?"
In a hidden manor on the outskirts of Tokyo, a group of 90-year-old or even close to [-]-year-old old men are gathering here. Few people know their names, and they no longer need to be famous——
Only those well-known politicians and plutocrats can get access to the news of these people, and they are all outstanding leftovers from the old days.
But now, this group of old people, who stomped their feet enough to cause an earthquake in Japan, seemed restless.
"Hurry up, it should be soon...Hey, old man, if you can't wait, you can use Siamese medicine first."
Facing the restless and dissatisfied emotions of the crowd, an old man in an old military uniform spoke up.
"Temporary youth is also youth, don't be so pedantic."
"I have asked my son to try the Siamese medicine. The medicine is to restore youth by overdrafting the body... It will shorten your life if you take it, so don't dare to take it indiscriminately."
There was a centenarian wearing a kimono with a stooped body, and there was a little fear in his cloudy eyes.
"Besides, I have been waiting for more than 50 years, and I don't care about waiting a little longer..."
"I'm coming!"
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