A Panda's Martial Arts

The blond-haired old man gestured while speaking, his words were agitated but still had enough appeal.

"It's not that I underestimate you, but no one knows Sleepy Joe better than me. As my opponent for the presidency, that old and cunning bastard can even do things like fake bills, but you may not be able to do it..."

"Okay, okay, I see, don't worry, Sleepy Joe will definitely be pulled down by me."

The young cowboy walking on the mountain road impatiently picked his ears. He had heard too many such words along the way.

How could it not be possible, let alone Sleepy Joe, all Anglo-Saxon invaders would be pulled down, including the golden retriever in front of him.

"After all, this was originally our land..."

The mumbling young man took off his hat, revealing the long black hair that only Indians have.

"What did you say?"

The blond-haired old man leaned over suspiciously, the mumbling voice was too small for him to hear clearly for a while.

"I said, it's time for you."

The young man glared at the blond-haired old man, and punched the mountain wall casually.

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At 48:[-], the Yellowstone volcano erupted.

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At 53:[-], the largest tsunami ever hit Japan.

At 55:[-], violent crustal changes occurred in Glassvale, South America.

At [-]:[-], another huge wildfire broke out in Australia.

At [-]:[-], violent crustal changes occurred in Turkmenistan.

At [-]:[-], violent crustal changes and tsunamis occurred in England, and London sank.

At 25:[-], severe crustal changes occurred in California, North America.

At 27:[-], violent crustal changes occurred in Mongolia.

Thirteen thirty-five...

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At fifteen thirty, the panda was still staring at the burning sky in a daze.

The sky was burning, the ground was trembling, and the intuition of life and death was frantically calling the police, as if all the horrors exploded together in just a few short hours.

But the panda can't go anywhere.

He still remembered how he entered this space, after all, the mammoth didn't mean to shy away from him when he entered.

The problem is, the mammoth didn't teach him how to get out.

The surrounding green space is still lush and pleasant, but the panda only feels his scalp tingling.

He was trapped to death in this small space.

Summary of Volume [-] and small chat and advance ticket request

At this point, the eighth volume has come to an end.

First of all, let's talk about the content, and the content of the chat will start from the very beginning. Although I don't want to admit it, I write and write.

The first few volumes were basically sleepwalking. I didn’t even know what I was doing. It wasn’t until I recovered from my mental illness recently and my brain recovered a little that I realized how difficult it is to save this thing.

I'm not afraid of jokes, and it's not that I haven't thought about cutting the book. After all, it's all rotten.

But after thinking about it, I bit the bullet and continued writing.Eunuch book is always a bad thing, you have to clean up the mountain of shit you made by yourself, but this way of saving... this is a big problem.

So after talking with Ziyue for a while, combined with some things I saw and thought of in the past few years, I just came up with a theme.

Destruction and rebirth.

Over the past few years, I feel more and more that the atmosphere is not right. The peaceful era has not made people more tolerant, but more and more extreme people.

We are experiencing the best of times, but it doesn't look so perfect, but this is not the worst of times, after all, there are still so many beautiful and glorious.

Sometimes I also wonder how long this kind of beauty can last, whether it can continue to be peaceful, or be annihilated in a long time.

That's why there is the eighth volume. One is to complete the previous setting, and the other is to write about a few self-righteous people who are bewildered and practice their justice.

Justice itself doesn't matter, what is afraid of is the bewilderment of this hand, but the facts often prove that it is these paranoid people who can exert their strength in some special fields, and thus explode their powerful strength.

So the world in the story is naturally shattered.

Or restart.

The history recorded by human beings is only ten thousand years, but the existence of the earth is 45 billion years. Facts have proved many times that no matter how big the geological disaster is, at most it can only wipe out all living things. Even if the earth changes its appearance, it will continue to turn— So it is more appropriate to say restart, after all, there is still a lot of content to be written.

As for the benefits of restarting...that's too damn good.

But it’s fucking suffocating me. I finally don’t have to write about the modern urban background that I’m least good at. It’s extremely easy to make taboos, and the urban background is extremely difficult to make scenes. The background of the peaceful era The most outrageous fight scenes can be done under the knife, and many things can't be written at all because they don't fit the background.

What did I think at the time, to open two books with a modern urban background?Is there shit in my head?

Forget it, the past is in the past.At least for now, this book is finally back on the track I'm familiar with.Since I can write about anything, I can naturally let go and let it go, and I'm done.

He let out a sigh of relief and was finally liberated.

As for asking for tickets in advance, that is for the next month. After all, it is the end of the month, and I am not stuck in finishing this volume on the last day, so I can only say in advance.At that time, I will try my best to update here and give some effort. Then everyone will just watch and vote.

I will continue to code words, see you in the next volume.

A Bowl of Dukang 2021/10/28

Chapter 1 Panda Diary

No. 13 days trapped in this small space, the panda decided to write a diary to record.

In fact, this space can’t be considered small, at least dozens of meat sticks can run here, it’s hard to imagine such a place in the depths of the Himalayas, the panda even thought it was a different-dimensional world——

After all, compared with the icy and snowy land outside, the four seasons like spring here are too eye-catching, it is hard for people not to think about some outrageous things.

The bearded Indian is very honest. Although he occasionally wants to steal a drink from the lake, he still has a long memory after being beaten.

What's more, there are those dicks watching.

There are a total of [-] old meat sticks and six young mammoths. Maybe they have witnessed the bravery of the panda, or because the panda buried the body of the giant mammoth. These meat sticks are very fond of the panda, but It's a pity that these cocks didn't provide him with any useful information, even those old cocks didn't know how to get out.

"This is our cemetery, our last paradise, we just need to wait here for the coming of death, why go out?"

This is how the old cocks answered the panda.

As for the little mammoths, these cubs only know how to have fun, let alone ask them.

Pandas can only figure out their own way.

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No. 18 days trapped in this small space, the panda decided to write another diary to record, at least to ensure that he can remember how long the time has passed.

No way, ever since he was trapped in this small space, it has been cloudy outside, he can't see his fingers at night, and there is not much sunlight in the daytime, the sky is full of thick dark clouds, it looks very depressing, luckily The green space in this small space is very eye-catching and looks very comfortable, which also makes the panda at least have no psychological illness, but he still can't find a way out.

At noon, he beat the Indian bearded man who wanted to steal Ruoshui again. Panda felt that this violent beating should make this kid honest for two or three days.

In the afternoon, they ate up the last remaining food. Fortunately, the meat sticks brought back some fruit as a supplement. The panda is not very picky about food, but the Indian bearded man has diarrhea after eating bananas.

Due to the poor diet recently, the panda feels that he is going to lose muscle. It is hard to say whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

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No.20 was trapped in this small space for five days, and the panda decided to write something anyway, so that it was more or less something to do.

Sometimes he also wondered what happened to the outside world.After all, on the day Jonathan just died, the horror he felt was not just a simple death——

The ground under his feet was trembling, and the entire sky was on fire. The apocalyptic scene was too shocking even for a panda. God knows what happened outside.

Of course, since there is no information from the outside world, the panda trapped here can only think wildly. He knows that this kind of wild thinking is meaningless, but at least he can not be hungry when thinking wildly.

Yes, food, that's the most important issue right now.

It doesn't matter if you have a big Indian beard. This Rajput man has not undergone any hard training, so he doesn't have that much muscle mass. Although the fruits brought by the cocks will make him loose, at least it will make him loose He is full.

But the panda... his diet structure has changed a long time ago. He needs a lot of protein to supplement his body's consumption because of his muscles. But where can he get protein from such a place?

The hungry panda even wanted to eat the meat stick for a while, but after thinking about it, he still didn't do it.

"Why not drink the water of the lake? That will fill you up better than any food."

So said the old cocks, but Panda rejected the suggestion.

It is precisely because he has some understanding of Bian Ruo Shui that he will stay away from this weird thing——

The principle is unknown, and the formula is unknown, but it has a strong healing effect like an adhesive on the flesh and blood. After drinking it, it can even prolong life and live forever. This kind of thing is weird no matter how you look at it.

You must know that there is no free lunch in the world, and you will naturally pay a corresponding price if you want to get something.This thing can make people live forever, so what is the price?

The panda thinks it's the brain, and people who drink this water seem to be a little bit seriously ill, and they go crazy with a groan, highlighting a mental decline.

No matter who drinks this, he doesn't drink it anyway. It's best to destroy the water that turns into water. This kind of inexplicable stuff shouldn't exist from the very beginning.

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No.40 was trapped in this small space for five days. Panda decided to write something while he was still sane. After all, writing is very helpful for the normalization of brain thinking.

No way, hunger is really difficult. Although the meat sticks brought back some bamboo, the pandas whose taste has become the main meat diet can't get enough of it.

Muscle mass has dropped a lot with the naked eye, and the panda's figure has even become a little thinner. In order to reduce physical exertion, he has not exercised for quite a while.

Out of boredom considerations, and also to make Rajput less concerned about those changes, Panda began to play backgammon with this Indian bearded man for entertainment.

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No.40 trapped in this small space for six days.

I can't win backgammon, shit, let's change to Go.

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No.40 for seven days.

Go is okay, because no one knows how to play it, so the game is played in a [-]-[-] split, and there are winners and losers.