A Panda's Martial Arts

"Why don't you go and see for yourself?"

That's what the bald boy said.

At the beginning, people took this rhetoric as a provocation. After all, it is well known that he is a powerful person of a foreign race. Wherever these ordinary people go, they will still have their lives——

But if they don't go and see for themselves, they can't completely refute the bald youth.

So after much deliberation, finally there was a man with blood on his head, ready to go to the hill next door to die heroically, even if he would be eaten alive, he would use his life to destroy this conspiracy of bald men and rape, and he would never bow his head to the beasts of other races.

It's just that when this man went to the next hill, he didn't see any vicious alien race at all.

But a brand new, thatched cottage.

"There are tens of thousands of Ande Guangsha, sheltering the world's poor people with joy."

In the thatched hut, a giant bear wearing a bamboo hat came out chewing the grass roots. The large clothes were put on the fat body, which made the bear's face look a little kind.

"Who are you? Is something wrong?"

"I... just came here for a walk."

The man raised his head subconsciously, the panda's majestic body over three meters tall already required him to look up.

The blood in his heart has cooled down, and the biological instinct is crazily calling the police. He really doesn't want to fight this kind of thing at such a close distance.

What's more, the other party didn't show any malice, did they?

"I'm out fishing... yes! Fishing! I'm out fishing!"

In desperation, the man quickly found an excuse.

"My wife and children are still waiting for me to go back! I have nothing to do first..."

"No, wait a moment."

Panda frowned, looking at the man like an idiot.

"You fish? Where's the pole?"

"The air force is out, and the pole is up."

The man's face remained unchanged.

He did stick a fishing rod, but that was half a month ago. At that time, he broke the fishing rod in frustration because he sat dry for a day and failed to catch any fish——

Although it was obvious that it was a bit stupid to do so at the time, but now in a hurry to speak out alone, it just happens to be able to round up the words.

But when he said these words, he found that the eyes of the panda, which were covered under the bamboo hat, cast a pitiful look at him.

Immediately afterwards, several fresh fish strung together with straw ropes were stuffed into his hands.

"It should be about two catties, and I will spare you two more."

The panda patted the man on the shoulder.

"It just so happens that I've caught a lot of fishing, so you take these back so that the children at home won't be laughed at."

"This……"

The panda's power was too great, and the man couldn't refuse, until he walked all the way back to the shelter, the man didn't know what he had been doing all day in a daze.

And when they saw that this hot-blooded man not only did not die in the mountain, but even brought back a few fresh fish, some thoughtful people had an idea, and many people began to follow suit and secretly went to the next mountain Wander around.

Of course, not everyone is lucky enough to get fresh fish. Most of the time, those who go looking for pandas get nothing——

It's just that although the panda didn't give them food, he was willing to answer their questions attentively, even telling them some secret knowledge casually, as if it was just an ordinary thing.

For example, most people have asked the same question.

"Bear...Master..."

A skinny man rubbed his hands.

"I want to become stronger, is there any way?"

"The way to become stronger is very simple."

Panda speaks very easy to understand.

"One hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, one hundred sit-ups, jog five kilometers every day, and then eat enough, you can become stronger."

At first, people didn't believe it. You must know that no matter it is a battle group or a monastery, they all have their own training methods, which have considerable requirements for aptitude.

But many people really feel that their strength is much stronger after trying to use the panda speaking method for half a month.

This also gave the panda's words more credibility, and people began to try to ask some other questions.

"Master Xiong, I have a problem."

A craftsman in charge of repairing armor came to complain.

"I've been working hard all the time, but my boss is still making trouble for me. I've already repaired the nails, but he insists on asking me to go back to work again...Master Xiong, what do you think I should do?"

"This……"

The panda choked for a while, then shook his head again and again.

The craftsmen in charge of armor maintenance keenly captured this point.

"I understand!" After thinking for a while, the craftsman suddenly realized.

"Master, what do you mean, my current mentality is not correct enough, I should humbly listen to my boss's lessons, so that I can become a better person?"

"I did not mean that."

Panda scratched his head.

"I mean, is it possible that it's not your fault, but that your boss simply has cerebral palsy?"

The craftsman was stunned, startled, clapped his hands and laughed, and then returned with all his heart.

This is just a small episode, but it also let people know that the panda will occasionally answer some other questions.

This has led to more and more people who want to come to pandas for answers.

For example, asking about family matters.

"Master Xiong, the children at home are always disobedient, what should we do?"

"Children are naughty and disobedient, most of them are used to it, just give them two spanks."

The woman who got the answer beat her son when she got home, and the brat who had been making trouble since childhood became honest for the first time.

There are also questions about neighbors.

"Master Xiong, the resident in the room next to me always knocks on the wall in the middle of the night, should I beat him?"

"You have to learn from others, why don't you ask him why he knocked on the wall in the middle of the night?"

The workers in the grain workshop felt that what Panda said was right, so they went back to the dormitory that night and asked the worker next door, only to find that the worker happened to have a crush on him, but he couldn't tell because everyone was a man.

Now that the two have moved into a dormitory, the conflict is naturally resolved.

After that, some people even started to ask pandas about life.

Like now.

"Master Xiong, I... don't know what to say."

In front of the panda, a man in a hood scratched his head for a while, his face was covered with a rag, obviously not wanting to be recognized.

"Master Xiong, just, I have some places...short. I don't know if you have any solution for this?"

"Get out!"

The panda kicked the masked man out of the thatched hut, and his place is not an andrology clinic.

The masked man turned over and wanted to go in, but the two elephant trunks blocked him. Looking at the little mammoth standing at the door of the hut like two door gods, the masked man knew that this was a closed door. Men Xie Ke meant that he could not get an answer to this unspeakable secret.

In fact, this masked man is not the first one to be kicked out by a panda. There are many more strange cases like this before.

For example, Panda has seen someone who has a lot of money to ask for a child, someone who wants to ask him to be a security guard, and someone who wants to become bigger and stronger, and someone even asked him if he could become a wife——

The most outrageous thing was that a panda met a man who wanted to have a baby with him. The scariest thing was that it was a man. The panda was so frightened that he threw the boy into the ditch on the spot, and washed his hands more than ten times a day.

For things like this, although Panda knows that human beings are free to indulge in their hobbies, he still feels that sometimes these people should see a doctor.

But there are no qualified doctors in this refuge.

Speaking of doctors, Panda couldn't help but think of a young man named Qiao Dong.There is no doubt that he should be the most skilled doctor in his impression. Although he works as a veterinarian, that kid is also extremely professional when treating human wounds. Great for most surgeons.

It's just that if he remembers correctly, the Bian Ruoshui in Qiao Dong's hands is the monkey version, it can only heal the wound but not survive, and after this catastrophe... hey...

"He's probably dead too...huh?"

The panda, who was waiting for the next question, raised his head.

In a daze, he thought he saw his old friend again.

"You... sorry..."

Shaking his head, the panda distinguished the figure in his mind from the man in front of him——

The man in front of him was indeed tall and strong, but this muscular appearance could be achieved by anyone.

Coupled with the old Indian face of the other party, the panda will not confuse people on this point.

However, because of the memory of the old man, the panda has a good impression of the big man in front of him. After all, it is not easy to train such a muscular body. At least this is a person who is willing to train hard.

People who are willing to work hard for their goals are worthy of respect, which is at least a lot better than those who come to him to see andrology.

"What's the matter with you?"

The panda spread out its bear paw, indicating that the other party can sit down on the straw futon.

"If I happen to know what you're asking, I'll definitely tell you."

"This……"

In front of the panda, Qiandara, who was the leader of the Kshatriya war group, choked.

What can he say?He didn't prepare a topic from the beginning when he came here this time. He wanted to come here on a whim to see what's going on with this panda, so how could he have anything he wanted to ask?

As for the results of observing pandas...

To be honest, it's hard to say.

Unlike those ordinary people, as a top fighter in the shelter, he will naturally not be fooled by the large sleeves of the toga on the panda——