A Panda's Martial Arts

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Domineering exposed... It's just looking for death!

What does this bear think Port City is!

"Xiao Bai is here too?"

It wasn't until the giant cloaked bear sat down that Yelena, who came back to her senses, discovered the white bear at the door.

"Come here, the banquet is just about to start... Go and sit next to your elder brother, it just so happens that you two brothers haven't seen each other for a long time."

Perhaps it was because she was shocked by the stomp just now, Yelena didn't mean to make things difficult for the junior, she just waved her hand and arranged for Bai Xiong to sit down too.

It's just that Bai Xiong didn't intend to sit down at all.

"There's no rush to eat...that kind of thing can be discussed later."

Clearing his throat, Bai Xiong just stood in front of the long table.

"I came here this time, besides attending the banquet, I still have one thing to say."

"Say, you can say anything."

The retainers present were quite kind. After all, the second young master's growth has always been seen by them. Although it is not easy to seek friendship due to status issues, familiarity is always familiar——

This also made them very happy to show some tolerance to the second young master, and they were also very curious about what the second young master should treat so solemnly.

It's just that what White Bear said next made them turn pale with shock.

"As we all know, my eldest brother was found by the old butler Fox when he came back this time."

Having said this, Bai Xiong's voice paused.

"But we all know that my elder brother went to the Taoism Palace of the apes, and he had to practice there for at least nine years to be considered a graduate. My elder brother went there at the age of 12, and it has only been seven years since he worked hard..."

Under the gaze of the guests, under the gaze of everyone, under the astonished eyes of the giant cloaked bear.

Ice Bear narrowed his eyes.

"So say..."

Looking at the giant cloaked bear sitting on the main seat, Ice Bear grinned.

"Liar pretending to be my big brother, who are you?"

Chapter 17 Classic Mentally Retarded Master

Since entering the city, Panda has always felt that his disguise is perfect.

It’s not that Panda is too arrogant, the main reason is that it’s only the second day since he entered the city. He settled down and slept on the first day, and came to see the boat after getting up on the second day after shopping around——

In such a short period of time, even if he wanted to be exposed, he had no chance of being exposed, not to mention that his camouflage had never been broken, and even the color had not faded, which fully demonstrated how excellent the quality of the paint on his body was. At the same time, it is also destined that he cannot be seen through so quickly.

So what went wrong?

"This……"

Seeing that the guests had already looked over, and the white bear's face had come closer, the panda who didn't know what went wrong had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue pretending.

"What liar?"

Panda tried to look puzzled.

"what are you saying?"

"I'm saying, who the hell are you?"

The white bear looked into the panda's eyes.

"You are definitely not Ivanov, who are you?"

"I am your brother!"

Panda emphatically denied the allegation.

"What are you making a fuss about? Why do you have to say that I'm a fake? Are you trying to drive me out? Or... are you going to let me get out and fuck yourself?"

This is a simple rhetoric, using one question to cover up another question, or in other words, "kick the ball back".

Originally, this was Ice Bear's questioning of the panda, but now it has turned into his side's questioning of Ice Bear's motives——

And the latter is obviously much more serious than the former, just because this is not just an identity issue, it even involves the political ecology of the entire port city.

This is a sensible approach, and it is also the best solution at the moment. Even the panda is happy for his quick wit.

But the other guests on the long table frowned after hearing this speech.

"It's really not like..."

At one end of the long table, Yelena's gaze at the panda began to change.

"Why do you always feel a little...do you feel it?"

"It's not quite right."

The bison who had just been stunned by the panda's foot also came back to his senses and looked at the panda.

"When did the young master become like this?"

"Hey, maybe there's something wrong with my brain."

Hushan Jun looked at the panda with a bit of pity in his eyes.

"Boy, did you eat something unclean and ruined your brain?"

"Uh..." The reaction of the guests made Panda dazed for a while, he couldn't see what was wrong at all.

In his prediction, it was obvious that these guests should be the ones who questioned Bai Xiong together with him. He had already talked about that, and he was almost on fire—but obviously his response was no problem, why did these people Opinion is still on the side of the white bear?

"Everyone saw it! There is definitely something wrong with this bear!"

Seeing that the wind direction had changed to his side, a smug smile appeared on Ice Bear's face.

"As we all know, my elder brother is an imbecile, how could he say such clever words! He must be a fake!"

"exactly!"

"That's it!"

"I said why didn't I feel right just now!"

The guests present all nodded and said yes, they all vaguely felt it just now, but they couldn't describe it yet, now that Bai Xiong made a conclusion, they all realized where the strange feeling came from.

That's right, as we all know, their beloved young master, the number one successor of Port City, is a pitiful mentally retarded and imbecile, not only has he not made any progress in scheming, he is also rotten in martial arts, as stupid as a pig, as brave as a pig. Small as a mouse, the only talent is painting, but this kind of stuff is useless in today's era——

Painting is something that cannot be eaten or worn, and it cannot be turned into a sword of the port city to fight for land for the residents of the port city.Of course, drawing pictures with color is still useful, but after all, that thing can't be used every day.

That is to say, the old city owner still has some ideas. When the port city was not developed a few years ago, he simply asked the young master to draw banknotes. Although there were not many paintings, this kind of handmade stuff was still in circulation for a while after all. .

But right now, the currency system in the port city has been digitized, and everyone has changed it to scan codes, and the only skill of the young master has completely become a waste.

So the problem is here, when did their beloved young master, the first successor of Port City, this poor mentally handicapped and inferior, become so wise and powerful?

In terms of martial arts, he can step on an earthquake with one foot. In terms of speech skills, he can even suppress the shrewd and capable second young master Bai Xiong, and he can talk without losing the wind in front of everyone. Is this still their respected and beloved young master?

Even if he practiced in the Palace of the Monkeys for seven years, the effect would not be so good, would it?

"Boy, who are you?"

Even Mr. Hushan, who hadn't reacted just now, began to waver at this moment.

"For the kick just now, we won't fight with you here, but if you are not the young master, please leave, the port city does not welcome counterfeit goods."

"what?"

Only then did Panda realize what the problem was, but it was too late.

Conscience of heaven and earth, he thought that there was nothing out of the ordinary about his performance just now, it was the normal reaction of an ordinary person when he was questioned, but who would have thought that the cloaked brown bear would be such a waste, even the whole port city knew it was an imbecile ——

As long as the cloaked brown bear was not such a waste, there was nothing wrong with his performance just now, but the guests present all knew that the cloaked brown bear was mentally handicapped... His performance at the moment was a bit too eye-catching.

Turning a mentally handicapped into a normal person, how good a teacher can be to teach like this?

"The answer is that the teacher taught me so well!"

The panda simply smashed the can.

"This is the power of art! It is the power to change minds!"

"Art?"

The panda's speech stunned the guests present.

"What are you... talking about?"

"I said, I have advanced!"

Standing up, the panda patted its chest on the spot.

"I'm no longer a painter!"

"Not a painter?"

In front of the panda, the white bear was also taken aback by this sudden situation.