A Panda's Martial Arts

"I don't like to hear what you say."

Holding a piece of French fries, the monk Ciqing pointed at Gubo.

"Let me tell you, that student of yours has no problems at all. He has a research direction since he came here. He obviously has the heart to do things. As a result, when you came up, the project was rejected by others, and now you say that he has problems?"

"That's not the case. That project couldn't have been done."

Gu Bo sighed, and simply picked up the French fries and ate them.

"If he is still studying medicine, then I agree with it without saying a word, but his teacher is now me, and I am not teaching medicine."

"What's the difference?"

Monk Ciqing frowned.

"It's useless for you to tell me this. I don't understand these two, and I don't understand them."

"The difference is that his teacher is me."

Looking at the pandas lazily nibbling on bamboo in the yard, Gu Bo was chewing on French fries.

"Let me put it this way, if I slapped you right after I came over just now, would you still talk to me?"

"Probably not?"

Monk Ciqing raised his eyebrows.

"I'd probably say I had a concussion, and then blackmail you two deer back."

"look……"

Gubo shook his head helplessly.

"Even you old shameless bald donkey know how to give an eye for an eye, not to mention animals... walking over with a scalpel and saying, "Let me see your secret", how could the other party tell him?It would be nice not to fight hard with him. "

"It's the principle of "Hui Hu". I didn't expect you to have a Zen mind.Do you want to believe in Buddhism? "

As soon as the words came out, the monk Ciqing shook his head and laughed——Zhaojue Temple is separated from here by a wall. If Gu Bo had the confidence to believe in the Buddha, he would have gone to be ordained a long time ago, so there is no need for him to spend some time talking here.

"But didn't that apprentice of yours say that he might not be able to kill him..."

"Listen to his nonsense."

Gubo covered his face and sighed.

"When you were young, did you see children borrowing toys from your house? The more those who shouted "I will not break it", the more messy they played when they returned...

He just keeps making promises because he doesn't have confidence. If he is really confident that none of them will be killed, he doesn't need to tell me this at all. "

"This is... ah..."

Monk Ciqing didn't know what to say, Gu Bo's behavior was obviously tempering the temperament of his own students, no matter how pure an official was, he couldn't stop this kind of housework.

Talking about people, the topic is still too heavy.As the saying goes, the more people you know, the more you like animals. After chatting for a long time, the two old people finally chose to do what they should do here.

look at pandas...

"See if there's something wrong with that panda."

Looking at a panda huddled in a corner in the yard, Tzu Ching frowned.

"Why didn't it move for a long time?"

"Probably tired. Aside from eating, pandas spend most of their day sleeping."

Gu Bo was patiently doing science popularization for Tzu Chings, and never felt bored because it was basic knowledge.

"Because of their size, pandas mostly lie on their stomachs or lie down when resting, which can make their bodies more relaxed."

"I understand the truth."

Tzu Ching raised his hand and pointed to the panda in the distance.

"But have you ever seen a panda standing?"

Book Review Area Looting Lottery

That's what happened.

About a few days ago, a reader came to me and asked if I could help promote agricultural products. I was dumbfounded when I heard this.

But everyone knows this year's situation, to overcome the difficulties together, whether to raise one's hand or raise one's hand.

However, I don't know the quality of this thing yet, and it's really hard to promote it just by opening my mouth, so after thinking about it for a few days, I came up with this lottery.

A box of five kilograms of oranges, a total of ten boxes were drawn, plus I bought a copy of "Cyberpunk 2077" as a lucky draw. These are the prizes for this lottery, a total of eleven.

Let’s set the event for three days, that is, from 12:9 noon on December 12th to 00:12 noon on December 12th. Anyway, there are not many people reading books. Everyone should be able to see it in three days, and the winning rate is also high. will be higher.If the prizes are drawn before the deadline, it will end early.

The specific rules are that I will post a post in the book review area, everyone come to grab the building, this year is 2020, then 20 is a multiple, that is, the 20th floor, 40th floor, 60th floor, 80th floor, 100th floor, 120th floor, 140th floor , 160th floor, 180th floor, 200th floor, 220th floor, you can get prizes if you grab these floors.

The top ten winners each get a box of five kilograms of navel oranges, and the winners on the 220th floor can get a copy of "Cyberpunk 2077" (if you can't play it, you can discount it for 300 yuan). Give others a chance to eat oranges. If you win both the navel orange and the game, you will take the game by default, and the navel orange will go down to the first floor.

In addition, when you are grabbing a building, please don't mess up the garbled codes, at least send out complete sentences, and meaningless garbled codes will be postponed downwards.

Don't swipe a sentence back and forth, at least [-] Chinese characters are considered a winning prize, and if the number of words is not enough, it will be postponed downward (to prevent malicious smearing).

In addition, as a lottery head, I will try to update a little bit today, everyone is happy.

Looting event lottery stickers

On the 20th floor, the id math teacher replied: "I hope I can match oranges again." The number of words less than 21 is against the rules, and it is postponed to the [-]st floor. The number of id birds is sky-high.

On the 40th floor, id Jinx sauce, congratulations on getting a box of five kilograms of navel oranges.

On the 60th floor, the id name should be bad. Congratulations on getting a box of five kilograms of navel oranges.

On the 80th floor, Yog-Sothoth, who knows all about id, congratulations on getting a box of five kilograms of navel oranges.

On the 100th floor, id4211452 replied: "It occupies a floor..." The number of words less than fifteen characters is against the rules, and it is postponed to the 101st floor. The id is super fierce.

On the 120th floor, the gray witch with an immortal id replied: "Hurry up", the number of characters less than 121 characters is against the rules. On the 122st floor, the id Weishi Wang replied: "I want to eat oranges, oranges are okay, are there any?" The number of characters is less Because the [-]th word is illegal, it is postponed to the [-]nd floor, id a lucky pigeon.

From the 140th floor to the 142nd floor, the number of words less than fifteen is against the rules. On the 143rd floor, id omniscient Yogsothos has won the lottery, and it will be postponed downwards. From the 144th floor to the 146th floor, the number of words is too small, which is against the rules. On the 147th floor, it is the omniscient Yogsotho Toss, so continue to extend down, the winner is the 148th floor, id is not the king, congratulations.

On the 160th floor, the id math teacher replied: "It's been 3 minutes, it's over..." The number of words less than 161 characters does not meet the rules, and it is postponed to the [-]st floor.

On the 180th floor, id Golden Crispy Grasshopper, congratulations on getting a box of five kilograms of navel oranges.

On the 200th floor, id Jinx sauce has won the lottery, so it will be postponed downwards. On the 201st floor, the blood-stained black rabbit replied: "It's over..." The number of words less than fifteen characters does not meet the rules, and continue to be postponed to the 202nd floor, id Musen .

Floor 220, id flow language, congratulations for winning Cyberpunk 2077.

First of all, congratulations to the above lucky readers.

Then talk about this event.

The event this time is indeed a bit hasty, mainly because Cyberpunk 2077 will be unlocked and playable tomorrow. I thought about how to draw a pre-order if I want to draw a lottery, so I started the lottery without delaying for a few days.

but……

You guys are a bit outrageous. You can’t see people in the posts in normal times. I thought no one was reading the book. As a result, you snatched up the three-day event in 5 minutes. That’s how many people were blown up.

Instead, I counted the head counts one by one for half an hour.

So everyone talks more in the posts, otherwise I thought I was writing a book on a single computer.

Today I will send a private message to the above winning readers to facilitate the distribution of prizes. Be sure to confirm that it is me, don't be fooled...

Although I don't think anyone will do such a thing, I still remind everyone to pay attention to the security of personal information.

So, I quickly handed out the prize, and then coded it.

above……

A bowl of Dukang;

2020/12/9

Chapter 43

What is it like to be an animal in a zoo?

Some people may think that the animals in the zoo have no freedom, but some people think that the animals in the zoo at least don’t have to work overtime to repay the mortgage——

And the fact is also true, these animals can not only have hundreds of square meters of air-conditioned rooms with yards as their residences for free, but also have special staff responsible for eating and drinking. Say.

There is no danger, no need to run around, or even do nothing to eat and wait to die. This was once the dream life of a panda named Jianguo.

However, after living such a life, he was unexpectedly not used to it.

Just because this kind of life is really, too idle.

It's too idle, it's really too idle, there is nothing else to do except eat and sleep every day——

If he had to do something, he could only play with a ball or climb on a shelf like other pandas, or play and play with each other to move his body.

"So, are you coming to play?"

Some pandas extended a warm invitation to Jianguo.

"The ball is fun, or you can play a dozen."

"Are you serious?"

Jianguo raised his head and just glanced at the panda.

Just looking at each other for a moment, the panda ran away in fright.

One side is a docile animal that lived in a greenhouse since childhood, and the other side is a mountain king who was killed in the wild——

Although Jianguo himself didn't take the status of the lord of a place seriously, the gap between ordinary pandas and him is indeed a world of difference.

The other pandas probably also noticed this, and they didn't dare to provoke him anymore.

This is the survival instinct of animals to avoid danger, and it is also the respect for the strong.

Powerful beasts usually enjoy this kind of respect. They will lie down on a high place overlooking their territory, and even close their eyes to sleep.

To dare to fall into a state of defenseless sleep in the presence of other beasts around is undoubtedly a privilege reserved only for the strong.

But when Jianguo was lying on the rockery, he discovered a very serious problem.