A Panda's Martial Arts
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"I, hum."
Panda couldn't help but smile.
"I, hahaha..."
"Uh..." The harbor seal and the landwalker looked puzzled.
Just say it, what's the matter with humming?
"I mean, me."
The panda finally suppressed his smile.
"I'm a scientist."
"Uh..." The spotted seal and the landwalker's eyes widened.
This is not because the news he heard was too shocking.
Just because the panda's voice is too small.
"You should speak up, what are you?"
"I say! I'm a scientist!"
The panda's roar was deafening, and the huge roar resounded through half of the floating city.
The spotted seal and the land walker who were close at hand had already been so shocked that their eyes were blurred and their heads were dizzy.
Fortunately, they heard what the monochrome bear said clearly. The monochrome bear was saying that he was a scientist... wait?
"Scientist? When did you become a scientist again?"
"That must be a scientist, I have been a scientist for several months!"
This is telling the truth. Since I escaped from the cemetery and came to this post-apocalyptic chaotic world, although the time is not accurate, it has indeed passed for several months——
And in the past few months, Panda has indeed been studying science, but only the science he can use.
Like now.
"Since you want to know, let me show you what science is."
As he spoke, the panda clenched its paws tightly, and punched through the solid wood table in front of it.
Then, he put this fist that was bigger than a human head in front of the spotted seal and the land walker.
"It's called physics."
"Uh..." The spotted seal and the landwalker were speechless.
Indeed, this is indeed physics.
With their fists out, what else can they say?
"Of course, I will definitely not teach this."
Putting away its fists, the panda took out a stack of papers from behind.
"This is the textbook I made all night, you all have a look."
"Well……"
After taking the papers handed over by the panda, the spotted seal and the landwalker began to flip through them.
The content written on the paper is written in the port city. Although it is not the most circulated, it is also a relatively common way of writing, so the spotted seal and the land walker do not seem to be too stressed——
It's just that when they saw those contents, the spotted seal and the landwalker both stared, and they always felt that they seemed to have read something wrong.
"Writing and writing training?"
The harbor seal was a little confused.
"Those are fighters? Are they willing to learn this?"
"Soldiers also need to be literate, and the most basic comprehension skills are still required."
While answering like this, the panda took a few more glances at the harbor seal.
Obviously, this harbor seal is the one that should increase its comprehension the most.
The panda has already made up his mind, and he will arrange for the spotted seal to write a small composition every day, and directly exercise his logical thinking, so that there should be no mistakes when he works again in the future.
And when the panda was wandering in the sky, the landwalker also raised his doubts.
"What's the matter with mathematics? Should the soldiers be taught to count?"
"That must be learned, this is a necessary course."
This is Panda's own experience. He only realized the importance of mathematics after he had learned a lot——
The study of geometry can exercise the perception of three-dimensional space and orientation, and the study of algebra can also increase the speed of judgment and make the reaction quick.
In many cases, it is not so much that the reaction cannot keep up, it is better to say that the computing power of the brain cannot keep up, but that is already something other than teaching.
Although he promised to teach these fighters, the panda didn't think about taking out something that was too beyond the scope of these fighters' understanding, which might not be good for these fighters.
Meals have to be eaten bite by bite, and roads have to be taken step by step. If you take a fast step, you will easily get stuck, and eating too much food will easily cause you to be overwhelmed.
"In addition to Chinese and mathematics, we also need to learn foreign languages."
Speaking of this, Panda felt a little resentful. In today's chaotic world, almost every language he sees is a foreign language, and the written text is far different from the ones he knows——
In all fairness, a panda understands Chinese, Thai, Japanese, English, and curry-flavored Indian. Rounding it off, he can be considered a multilingual talent, but the language and characters he has seen these days are even more majestic than the most outrageous Indian he has ever seen. Strange, it took him a lot of effort to learn the words of the port city.
Just like those weird hierarchies, can't language and writing be unified together?
"To put it simply, the mastery of language and writing, as well as mathematics, are these two things?"
The harbor seal roughly summed it up.
"What's the matter with this boat driving? Is it also a necessary course?"
"This...is really necessary."
Panda nodded.
"You don't think the floating city can carry all those apprentices?"
"really."
The harbor seal was speechless.
Although it sounds a little unreasonable, it is indeed the truth - whether it is pandas or harbor seals, it is impossible for them to let these apprentices enter the floating city.
Not to mention that they just met, and there is no level of trust. Even if there is trust in each other later, it is impossible for those apprentices to come up.
After all, there are too many weird buttons and joysticks on this floating city.
Who knows what will happen after which button is pressed?
"That's true, and I don't agree with letting those apprentices go to the floating city."
As the only prisoner in the cell of the floating city and the only designated mechanic, Landwalker also decisively voted against it.
Those shit hills on the floating city are already strenuous enough to set up, he doesn’t want anything more on this shit hill——
Of course, the scariest thing is that something is suddenly missing from the shit mountain, because it's hard to figure out whether the missing part is from the shit mountain or not.
"But your physical education class and music class...is it really necessary? Music class?"
"I think it's necessary."
The panda nodded fiercely.
This is obsession, or the inherent impression is at work, at least in the memory of the panda, in places like schools, physical education and music lessons are extremely necessary——
Even speaking, it doesn't matter if you miss one or two lessons outside of language and mathematics, only music and physical education are indispensable.If there are no music and physical education classes, how can I still fish in school?
As a former student, Panda rarely had the opportunity to be the headmaster, so he had to make up for it severely.
"Physical education and music classes must be available. This is my insistence."
The panda simply turned his face away and showed his fist directly.
So, after the solid wooden table made another ugly sound, the school, which didn't even have a name, was declared to be established.
"Just teach casually, at worst, after teaching this semester, we will break up."
At least that's what Panda thought before it all started.
Chapter 97 First Lesson
Due to the hasty running of the school, the arrangement for the opening ceremony was also very simple.
After all, the panda school is just a grassroots team, a ground walker who is a captive and mechanic, a spotted seal who is the first mate and the teaching director, and finally the black and white bear who is the captain and the principal, this is what this school is all about——
And due to the haste of the incident, the school didn't even have a name, but since the old ape was dead, it couldn't continue to bear the name of the Palace of the Apes.
So after thinking about it, Panda and his party could only try to brainstorm at the opening ceremony, that is, to see what tricks these apprentices could come up with.
It must be embarrassing to show up badly on the first day of school. Fortunately, the panda may have just suffered a bad luck, and the luck is not bad now, just in time for a wave of emergencies.
"The sea fish has come ashore!"
I don't know which apprentice started to shout first, and the whole opening ceremony fell into chaos in an instant——
After all, the scene shown in front of them is indeed too outrageous. Not everyone can accept a group of constructs with glass fish tanks on their heads rushing towards them with various weapons, and there are even some suitable weapons among those weapons. Large assault rifle used by the Construct.
The apprentices were quite horrified, they didn't know what they were facing.
But for pandas, it's quite familiar.
"The takeaway is here!"
The panda rushed out with a groan. He had been waiting for these sea clan hunting troops for a long time.
As for the process of the battle, it was still so lackluster. At the beginning, he punched the waves to block the battlefield, sealing off the escape route of these sea people, and then the waterspout monsters took a small back jump to cancel the back shake. Let's lead the sky thunder with one hand as the ending——
The classic civil science three companies are very useful for cleaning up clusters of miscellaneous soldiers. Of course, the more important thing is that this set of things is very fancy and very ornamental.
You only need to look at the expressions of those apprentices to know this. After finishing work at Panda's side, those apprentices' eyes were straightened.
"fine……"
After recovering the titanium alloy paper airplane and high-strength wire, the panda was relieved.
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