A Panda's Martial Arts

Of course, the most important thing is that the tuition fee is cheap.

Two pieces of jerky can be exchanged for such a good thing, and the apprentices feel that they have made a lot of money.

"I announced that there is only one principal in the Palace of the Monkeys, and that is Principal Xiong."

The smartest chimpanzee in the small group immediately began to show attitude.

"A monkey that was scared to death? What is that thing! I was charged twice for tuition and didn't teach me a single trick!"

"It's still called the Palace of the Apes? How about changing it to the Palace of the Bears?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Coyote himself shook his head first.

"It's not quite right...why does it sound a bit weird?"

It is indeed a bit strange, the palace of the monkey sounds a little mysterious, and it sounds good when you say it, but the words of the palace of the bear... This is not related to mystery, and it sounds stupid.

"Shouldn't it be called the Palace of Cats?"

The lynx gnawed on the head of the fish and laughed.

Then the lynx's head was pushed into the pot.

This is not the time to joke, or in other words, this kind of joke is not allowed.

But after beating the bobcat, several apprentices thought about it, but couldn't come up with a good name——

It wasn't until now that they suddenly realized that their cultural level was a bit too abstract.

Obviously, there are always some thoughts in my mind, but it is difficult to express them in words, let alone express them well.

"Maybe this is the meaning of culture class..."

Thinking of the new schedule that he had seen before, the chimpanzee had to lament the wisdom of the new principal.

Obviously, the headmaster of the black and white bear has already calculated everything.

"There is no sun in the sky, and I only have the sun in my heart, President Xiong!"

Chapter 98 Pandas on the Way ([-] words, please ask for a monthly ticket)

As a grass-roots team formed by pandas to slap their heads temporarily out of anger, the courses of this new school also seem very unreliable.

First of all, as a new atmosphere for the start of the school, the first thing the panda took office was to abolish the apprenticeship system that was used here before——

The main reason is that he has no experience and can't play with this thing, and there are too many apprentices.

Instead of engaging in the inefficient master and apprentice, it is better to follow the model of the school in his impression.

Yes, efficiency, this is the first thing pandas consider.

After all, it was a thing that was temporarily slapped on the head for the sake of anger. In fact, after the panda said it, he began to regret it——

His initial thought was just that he couldn't get used to the harbor seal's monopoly on knowledge, but when he really started to do things, his problem of being afraid of trouble began again.

After all, there is nothing wrong with what the spotted seal said. To put it bluntly, knowledge is a sharp tool, and how to use a tool...it's hard to say.

It would be a good thing if the warriors who gained knowledge had a slightly more normal mind.But if a mentally ill or antisocial lunatic gets knowledge, the result probably won't be so good.

"Just like you, old friend."

Wrapping those tough silk threads that had been with him for a long time around his wrists, the panda woke up and started a day of teaching.

The first class in the morning is of course physical education. Panda will instruct these apprentices how to exercise their bodies, and supervise these apprentices to prevent injuries due to deformed movements.

A short warm-up, followed by physical training, and the nutrients taken in breakfast must be fully digested, which is good for the body.

After that, it was harbor seals who took charge of the driving lessons.

The reason why the harbor seals were allowed instead of the landwalkers as mechanics was mainly because there were not many decent boats on this broken island.

Most of those old ships are still driven by sails, and there are even oars. The machinery that the landwalkers are good at is basically useless in this respect. On the contrary, the harbor seal's familiarity with the ocean is more conducive to apprentices understanding the ship. .

It's just that these apprentices' understanding of driving seems to be different from what Panda expected.

"Look at my storm steering skills!"

During the practical part of the driving lesson, the young chimpanzee apprentice just boarded the boat and punched the sails hard.

Immediately afterwards, the sails on the small boat swelled automatically without wind, and soon swelled up.

Under the blessing of the wind, the speed of the boat is quite fast!

"This……"

The panda who originally wanted to use the driving lesson to talk about something was speechless for a long time.

But this case is relatively good.

The side paddling next to it is even more outrageous.

"Is it time to show your strength?"

The sturdy leopard rested its paws on the oars.

"Look at how good I am!"

hum-

It was originally just an ordinary wooden oar, heavy and clumsy, but at this moment, this ancient and cumbersome prop broke out under the claws of the leopard at a speed comparable to that of a propeller——

It wasn't until now that the panda really saw the leopard's body clearly. Although the apprentice looked like a leopard, his physique, which he didn't know how to train, was not even inferior to a mature tiger in terms of muscle strength.

And the speed of this rowing boat at the moment is not even inferior to the sailboat that was driven by the fist wind just now!

"No, do you all sail like this?"

Panda felt that his understanding had been subverted, and the scene in front of him was challenging his frame of thinking.

On the contrary, the spotted seal on the side didn't feel anything about it.

Even a look of habit.

"Warriors, it's like this. Don't everyone rely on their own methods... Wait..."

As if remembering something, the spotted seal looked back at the panda.

"Could it be that you snatched the Floating Void City just because you didn't expect..."

"To shut up……"

The panda pushed the head of the harbor seal into the sand, and the world became clean.

Lies don't hurt people, the truth is the sharp knife, the panda has to admit, the harbor seal is very sensitive to the point——

At that time, he felt that sailboats were too useless, so he kept thinking about getting a better boat out. At the end, he had to get the kind of boat that relied on propellers in his impression, which was reliable in his impression. vessel.

Only technological creations are reliable, and ancient things are outdated. The pandas who lived in the era of human prosperity have almost become established impressions of these.

But the facts told him that it was not the case at all.

In today's chaotic world, it is true that the power of technology has declined, but the decline of technology has also been accompanied by the rise of personal force.

In this year when martial arts practice is regarded as the mainstream culture, when people or non-humans are beginning to develop civilization, they may not be so proficient in technology, but when it comes to implementing specific affairs, they often have their own Solution.

Although those methods seem to be a bit of nonsense, the efficiency shown is hardly inferior to technological creations.

"Hey! Chatting is chatting, why did you hit me all of a sudden!"

A harbor seal that ate a mouthful of sand crawled out of the bunker.

But what greeted it was the serious face of the panda.

Seeing that the black and white bear had become serious, the spotted seal didn't dare to say anything anymore——

Although due to the long time of getting along, and the fact that the black and white bear has always talked with its peers, the spotted seal has lost a little respect in its daily speech and behavior, but that is only in daily life.And like now, if this black and white bear is really serious...

The spotted seal still remembered how terrifying the fighting power of this black and white bear was.

In the final analysis, this black and white bear is too gentle on weekdays, and occasionally suffers from a mental illness, or from time to time, the whole life is bad, and the closeness is close, but it does dispel that respect a lot——

But in this blessed situation, the spotted seal finally remembered that the black and white bear in front of him was not the kind of object it could easily make fun of, but a terrifying monster that could slaughter an army alone.

"Sorry, I was a little dizzy just now."

The harbor seal who had worked in the senior management of marine species instinctively bowed his head and apologized.

The boss's face is not good. At this time, there is no need to care about right or wrong. You must first bow your head and admit your mistakes. This is the common sense of a harbor seal as a mature social animal.

Just when the spotted seal was about to continue to follow its own thinking and try to find a way for the black and white bear to step down, a pair of bear paws helped it up.

"No, I was wrong. I really shouldn't have hit you."

Shaking his head, the panda sighed.

"This kind of embarrassment will happen, and I will feel that I can't face it. To put it bluntly, I still can't admit my arrogance, so I blame you... What you said is indeed right. I really didn't think of it before. "

When he raised his head, the panda saw the small boats speeding on the sea in the distance.

Although he had also thought that martial arts could be used in turning flower ropes, playing chess, and in daily life.

But in the final analysis, his understanding of martial arts is only limited to fighting tools——

In the past, his thinking about martial arts was not so much to use martial arts to apply to other places, but rather to turn those work, entertainment, and even life into martial arts. The divergent thinking he wanted was actually not achieved. On the contrary, the attachment to Wu has become another kind of shackles.

And all this time, he hadn't even been aware of this loophole.

Fortunately, the words of the harbor seal reminded him today.

"Anyway, I need to point out my mistakes more in the future."

After probably explaining his thoughts to the spotted seal, the panda bowed deeply again.

"To be able to see my shortcomings, this is simply the existence of a teacher!"

"No way! No way!"

The startled spotted seal hastily stopped the bow, so as not to let the black and white bear continue to bow.

Just kidding, let the boss worship his subordinates, if this worship is true, then don't think about it in the future——

Although the black and white bear in front of him is obviously different from its previous bosses, it doesn't dare to bet on such a thing.

But in just a few words, the spotted seal found that the black and white bear in front of him seemed to have become stronger again.

This is not even just like it seems, but it has actually become stronger. If the aura of the black and white bear was still like a thick mountain or a rough sea before, then the feeling that the black and white bear gives it now is that More like something that has been polished.