A Panda's Martial Arts

Chapter 54

It took a full half an hour for the golden monkey to explain clearly that they didn't get those banknotes by robbery, and they didn't do anything like rob a bank.

"It's my own earned money."

Taking out a stack of banknotes and holding it in his hand, the golden monkey's face was full of pride.

On the other side of the screen, the panda in the zoo also knew what happened in the mountains during this time.

After getting the mobile phone, the golden monkey, who learned how to surf the Internet, made up for the knowledge of the human world——

This monkey is already smart, and with the knowledge of the panda before, it is quick to understand the knowledge of the human world. At least it knows how to register for WeChat and QQ.

But after getting in touch with human society, the golden monkey also understood one thing.

No matter what you do, you need money.

Fortunately, he also learned how to make money.

Different from the panda's tortuous downhill process, the golden monkey just stole an old clothes that old man Liu didn't wear, cut off the sleeves and changed it into a vest, and then rode down the mountain on old man Liu's big yellow dog.

The rhubarb dog looks like a housekeeping dog, and the monkey on the back is still wearing clothes. People think that this monkey must be raised by someone to juggle. Some people think that the golden monkey looks smart, but they have to find an owner Ask for ideas--

But when they got close to the golden monkey, the monkey took out a mobile phone with words written on the screen.

[Monkeys are not for sale, take a photo for five yuan...]

It is not uncommon for people to see monkeys juggling, but this is the first time people have seen monkeys holding signs with their mobile phones.

Many people regard this as a fresh sideshow. After all, a Roujiamo costs [-] yuan these days, and it is not expensive to take a photo for [-] yuan.

So people donated generously, looking for five yuan bills and stuffing them into the monkey's pockets. At this time, the monkey would stand up for people to take pictures with it, and sometimes pose a few poses——

Although people don't use cash very much these days, for the sake of freshness, everyone deliberately found a nearby store to exchange some five-yuan bills.

It's not that no one thought about taking pictures for nothing, but this monkey seemed smart, and he would never take pictures if he didn't have money in his pocket.

There are also people who want to do bad things and want to take the money out of the monkey's pockets, but they are often discovered by the monkey before they succeed, and then they are chased and beaten by a monkey and a dog, and their pants are pulled off.

After several farces, the reputation of the golden monkey became even greater. More and more people came here to take pictures with this supposedly smart monkey. Many people also speculated who the owner of this monkey was. ——

You must know that it is not legal to raise golden monkeys for entertainment, but in the current situation where only monkeys show up, no one can pursue any crimes.

"It's just that it's inconvenient to buy things. It's a bit too obvious for me to go shopping by myself."

Counting the banknotes in his hand, the golden monkey shook his head.

"I'm not really interested in money. I just want to buy a full set of Journey to the West."

"This……"

The panda choked for a long time and couldn't speak.

It was only now that he saw clearly that the banknotes in the monkey's hands were all five yuan a piece, and the mountain of small banknotes behind it was not festive red, but five yuan purple—but even so, there were a lot of them Well, that pile of five dollars added up to at least tens of thousands of dollars.

You must know that it has only been more than a month since he left the mountain. In other words, this monkey has earned tens of thousands of dollars a month without even spending any capital.

This is just the beginning of the business, and it will only make more and more money in the future.

But just like what the golden monkey said, the money is really not easy to spend, the monkey is good at performing arts, but it will be too obvious if it buys more things.What's more, it is indeed a bit strenuous to spend with a lot of change.

"Actually...you don't need to make money like this if you want to watch Journey to the West."

For the safety of the snub-nosed monkey and the wallets of the people of Chang'an County, the panda still decided to persuade them.

"Journey to the West is available on the Internet. Whether you search for Journey to the West or Monkey King, you can find it. There are many, just look at it."

"Huh? Can you see it directly?"

The golden monkey was stunned on the spot. Obviously, he was obsessed with making money and never thought about such a problem.

Bai has been busy working for a month, which makes the golden monkey a little disappointed, but the panda has already chatted with the white-haired wolf——

Unlike the snub-nosed monkeys wandering down the mountain, the white-haired wolf has been watching the house during this time, and has been persistent in practicing martial arts, and even asked the panda a few small questions about details.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. Everything in the mountains is fine, and the meat is already in reserve."

Perhaps because of life and death, although the white-haired wolf was blind in one eye, his temper was much calmer.

"Recently, a few wolves ran out of the mountains. I collected them, and now they are patrolling the periphery with the monkeys... Oh yes, the group of golden monkeys has also moved to the cave, so they can take care of each other."

"Alright..."

The panda thought for a while, then nodded at the screen.

"However, since the monkey has money, let him pay for it later, and make you a knife that suits your current combat style... I will draw the blueprint for you later, and just find a merchant to send and pay."

"That's great."

The white-haired wolf was also happy. You must know that the Damascus steel knife left in the mountain is still a monkey’s in name, and he needs to talk for a long time every time he borrows it——

What's more, although the scimitar was sharp, it was actually a bit unsuitable for his way of biting the knife, and it was not even as good as the cheap machete used by the poachers before.

Of course, it would be great if the pandas were willing to take over this job. After all, when they were in the mountains, the pandas had always been doing this kind of mental work.

"Anyway, there's nothing wrong with you, so I can rest assured."

Seeing that the golden monkey and the white-haired wolf were still alive and kicking, the panda gradually relaxed.

"Contact me at any time if you have anything to do in the future. Basically, you can find me after twelve o'clock in the evening. If it's earlier, you can find me after ten o'clock in the evening."

After finishing the business, the two sides exchanged some pleasantries, and after instructing the monkey to remember to hang up the QR code next time, the panda hangs up the phone slowly.

Immediately afterwards, his face immediately became serious.

While chatting just now, he suddenly thought of a question, but this question was a bit... He didn't know whether he should seek the truth.

Thinking of this, he has quit the newly registered QQ account.

Then another string of familiar numbers was entered.

That was his number when he was human.

Did he travel to a parallel world?Or came to another universe?Or in other words, it's just that the body has turned into a panda?If so, what about his previous body?still there?Or is it dead?

He didn't know, and he had always avoided thinking about this kind of question that would make people feel nervous—or let the panda feel afraid, after all, the unknown is always frightening.

But is the answer bound to be delightful?

he does not know……

So when he tapped the screen, he closed his eyes.

He didn't know what the answer was, but he had to at least prepare himself for any situation.

And when he opened his eyes, what caught his eyes was the familiar QQ interface.

His old account, successfully logged in.

"It's not a parallel world..."

He opened the friend list and glanced at it, and the panda named Jianguo confirmed that this was still the world he was familiar with.

"Definitely, then I've been missing for so long, my relatives and friends may have gone crazy..."

The panda's scalp went numb for a while.Although he has long since lost his parents, he still has some relatives and friends——

It would make him feel ashamed to make these people who care about him anxious, but now he can't tell his relatives and friends about this situation...

"what?"

When he opened the message list, the remaining guilt in his heart was replaced by shock.

In the friend list, you can still see that relatives and friends are sending updates, but in the message list, in the unread messages, no one has sent messages to him or cared about his recent situation.

On the contrary, there are three unread messages from last week and this week, all of which are asking him to reminisce about the old days, and then asking him to borrow money.

There is also an unread message from a long time ago, probably when he first became a panda, asking why he doesn't work overtime.

"Get out, get out of here, Lao Tzu."

The furious panda decisively deleted everyone's friends, and then added the golden monkey's friend with a large size.

To hell with human life and overtime work, the life of a panda is more suitable for him, at least without overtime work.

If being pissed off is considered bad news, then there is at least some good news in this attempt——

His previous WeChat Alipay, Ele.me, Meituan, etc., accounts on major platforms can still be used, and the thousands of dollars left in his bank card can still be spent, which means that he can shop online freely in the future, at least I can order takeout as usual.

"However, let's not eat this point, and make up for supper tomorrow night."

After a quick glance, it was past three o'clock, and the panda didn't stay up late any longer. He was in a good mood after he had gone through a knot, and decided to go to bed early and get up early, to be a healthy panda.

What he didn't know was that at the northeast corner of the zoo's deer park, next to the green belt against the courtyard wall, there was a strong man in work clothes standing under the street lamp, sneezing incessantly.

"Ah... sneeze!"

Another sneeze came out, and Qiao Dong, who had been standing under the streetlight for most of the night, couldn't help sniffling.

"This cold wind, it's already winter..."

Taking out a tissue and blowing his nose, Qiao Dong, who was chilled from the cold, circled around the street lamp.

It's not because of any habit, just taking two steps can make him feel a little warmer.

"Where's the panda? Why aren't you here yet?"

Chapter 55

At noon the next day, Park Yongyeol, who came to visit his doctor, saw Qiao Dong who was lying in bed due to a bad cold.

Perhaps because of bad luck, after the cold wind blowing in the middle of the night last night, it even snowed——

Bashu is located in the south, so there is less snow in the first place. Qiao Dong was so bored at the time that he even built a snowman.

Then he knew how powerful the temperature drop was. Facts have proved that there is no direct relationship between whether the body is healthy and whether it will catch a bad cold.

"Actually, I'm not that... Achoo!"

Qiao Dong, who barely got up, sneezed as soon as he opened his mouth, and Park Yongyeol couldn't help shaking his head.

"I didn't expect to come to your house for the first time, because of this..."

Moving a stool and sitting by the bed, Park Yonglie took a fruit knife and apples from the fruit plate and began to peel the fruit.