A Panda's Martial Arts

Although he didn't major in law, at least he knew some common sense—for example, it would be quite troublesome for them to spread out in this situation.

Park Yongyeol was slightly injured, Yamaguchi Xuangang was slightly injured in the second grade, and he himself was slightly injured in the second grade, which already constituted criminal responsibility. The only person who was fine was the two-meter-tall Zhou Xu, but the other party wanted to talk about the two mobile phones. Now, they have to add another property dispute to this matter.

So in order to save everyone trouble and not enter the detention center, the four of them chose to collude confessions almost instantly when they woke up.

No matter what kind of disputes there are, private or external, it is always said that it was the pandas who beat them.

This is a fact, a fact that the four of them know. Only the fact is the least likely to be questioned and make mistakes, and they will not be asked questions when taking notes.

Even this fact, no one would believe it.

"I know, you may have objections to me in your heart, but you won't be able to decompress in this way..."

Thinking of the horrible scenes he saw when he came here in the morning, the old man Gubo started to look a little disgusted when he looked at Qiao Dong, as if he saw a shit stirrer.

"never mind……"

Sighing, the old man tapped on the table lightly.

"Leave the key and work card, you are not suitable to work here for the time being."

"Give you a vacation, go out and relax."

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It was not until midnight that the panda named Jianguo woke up from his sleep.

Being nocturnal is already the norm for him, and he spends his sleep during the day, so that at night, he has the energy to dig out the phone with the broken screen from the lawn in the panda rest area.

This is the blind spot of the zoo staff. They may think that pandas will dig holes to hide things, but they will never think that pandas will repair the turf.

After throwing the staff over with a few undisguised fake tricks, he managed to keep the phone after all.

So, everything was quiet, and there were many dreams and long nights. In this silent night, the panda continued to surf the Internet with his mobile phone.

The first thing he read was Zhui Geng's novels, and then the comics. After enriching these spiritual food, he watched the videos he had taken before.

He only photographed two battles yesterday, one was the Korean beating the two-meter-tall giant man, and the other was the fight between the giant man and the muscular man——

The second round was not very interesting to him. The only thing that was useful was the idea of ​​stabbing with the palm. On the contrary, it was the way the Korean showed his movement, which inspired him a lot.

The legs do not reach the knees, and the way of kicking is used to move. This kind of big stride is not very proficient for him now, but it is a new idea after all.

But just as he was thinking about the way the Korean walked, something popped up.

It belongs to the golden monkey.

[I found this thing when I was playing with my mobile phone just now, I think you should check it out...]

The following is a series of links, the panda thought about it and clicked in, and the golden monkey has been surfing the Internet for a while, at least he knows how to tell whether this movie can be watched, so he shouldn't send him strange things.

Clicking on the link is a website, which looks like an ancient forum, but the UI design of the web page is hard work, and the page with the atmosphere of an ancient Roman temple can really give people a sense of majesty. Atmospheric feeling.

【The brilliance of human nature is supreme, the hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage...】

Under this title, which seems to be like a second-degree disease, the content of those posts is enough. There are those who buy and sell guns and ammunition, those who ask killers for a lot of money to take their lives, and even those who make an appointment to hunt, pandas even I also saw someone looking for dota2 teammates.

But what attracted Panda the most was the post he clicked on now.

[Excuse me, I have already learned how to fight, why am I still unable to fight? 】

The person who posted the post was a person whose id is "Qingfeng". He said that he recently met a very powerful opponent, forcing him to learn to use techniques when he originally only relied on brute force to fight——

But it's useless to use technology, and he can't beat it if he should, which makes him very annoyed. He wants to seek it out. Does anyone know what to do?

"Ok?"

Panda scratched his head, he always felt that this situation was a bit inexplicable.

But after thinking about it, he still replied.

[If you really can't beat it, just run away, don't be ashamed...]

But it was obvious that the "Green Bee" didn't want this kind of reply, and the kindness sent by the panda named "Pandaren" was quickly drowned in the crowd.

However, there was a reply from "Orochi Musashi" that was supported by the number of likes.

[Fighting, or fighting, to put it bluntly, is "mind, skill and body". You can bully others with a strong physique, but when you meet an equal opponent, skill is very important—but, pay attention, everything is the most important thing. Weight is your heart, do you have a fighting heart? 】

【Here, I can exercise my body, I can learn techniques, what should I do with my mind?Go to a psychiatrist? 】

[Qingfeng, you are in the mainland now, right? 】

The person named "Orochi Musashi" seems to be very helpful.

Testimonials

Logically speaking, I should have made a long and stinky testimonial on the shelves now. It’s a good thing to find a way to get more subscriptions anyway.

But I can't do it.

Now my mind is full of "Unlimited Fighting Technique", "Panda", "Wrestler", "Shikawa", "Giant Whale", "Four-legged", "It's really big", and I can't think about anything else at all, so let's just say it on the shelf, I Then go to code.

Chapter 67 A Wider and Broader World

"Unlimited Fighting Technique?"

On the hospital bed, Park Yongyeol, who had just received treatment, was stunned.

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"Because it's popular now."

While talking, Qiao Dong took out his phone, clicked on QQ and showed it to Park Yongyeol.

Sure enough, in those chat groups, there will be some discussions about "Unlimited Fighting Art" almost every now and then, saying that it is the strongest martial art in the world, and no one can beat it.

Although they are all jokes, it can be seen that there is still a bit of seriousness in them.

"I'm a layman in fighting skills, so I'm asking you, is this thing really as powerful as it is boasted?"

"This……"

Park Yongyeol hesitated.

As a taekwondo coach, he has also learned about other martial arts, but it is limited to the part that can win medals. He has never understood something like "Unlimited Fighting Art" that sounds like it won't make it to the ring.

But Park Yongyeol didn't know about it, it doesn't mean others didn't know about it.

"I know this."

On the bed next door, Yamaguchi Xuangang, whose legs were casted, spoke.

"I've read some introductions about this fighting technique, and I heard that their teacher is called Chen Haiwang... But it's meaningless to learn this kind of thing, because it's not actually a fighting technique in itself."

Seeing that Qiao Dong seemed to be still a little confused, Yamaguchi Gengang simply explained carefully.

Most martial arts train people how to use fists and feet to make effective strikes, and some like muay thai also use knees and elbows-but unrestricted martial arts is different, and it emphasizes equipment training from the beginning.

"Using scissors, using car locks, or even using sharp umbrellas...that's just killing people with equipment. My martial art does not allow me to admit that such things are fighting skills."

"But your martial arts lost to a panda."

Qiao Dong couldn't help but speak out.

Immediately afterwards, the three people in the ward fell silent.

That's right, except for the giant guy Zhou Xu who was fine and was knocked unconscious while being tied up, the rest of them were all brought down by the panda head-on—

Among them, Park Yongyeol lost to Taekwondo, Yamaguchi Xuangang lost to Guanshou, and even Qiao Dong, who had just learned how to use skills, was once again defeated by skills.

Losing to his best move was more humiliating than a slap on the face.

"Old Joe, I know how you feel now."

Park Yongyeol, who was lying on the hospital bed, stared blankly at the ceiling blankly.

Practicing Taekwondo for 20 years, he never dreamed that he would be knocked over by a panda with a taekwondo——

The panda's legs are obviously so short, but he was thrown over by the panda's tae heel, which made him feel worse than killing him.

He has practiced taekwondo for 20 years, what is he doing?

"I'm also a little...forget it..."

Yamaguchi Xuangang opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't habitually swear in his native dialect.

He only found out about the panda after he entered the ward and listened to the chat between Park Yonglie and Qiao Dong——

If it was changed to before, maybe he would also feel that Qiao Dong's mentality of chasing a panda to decide the outcome is a bit mentally retarded, but now...

Even knowing that pandas are protected animals, he still wants to hit them again.

When faced with the panda's guanshou, he hesitated shamefully. If he couldn't beat the panda with his guanshou, he would probably live in the shadow of that panda for the rest of his life.

Some things, since they have already appeared, can't be forgotten just by forgetting.

Only victory can wash away the shame left by failure.

"It's "heart"..."

Yamaguchi Xuangang couldn't help but sigh.

"It is our 'heart' that is bound. "

"Heart?"

Park Yongyeol on the bed next to him frowned.

"Can you speak Chinese? I can't understand Japanese."

"I'm not kidding."

Yamaguchi Xuangang shook his head, raised his hand and drew in the air.

"'Heart', 'body', and 'skill', these are the plaques that many gymnasiums will hang.We have a strong body, and we also have fighting skills, but our hearts...Koreans, did you hesitate when facing pandas? "

"Uh..." Park Yongyeol was silent.

Although he didn't want to admit it, but at that moment, at that moment, he did hesitate.

After all, it was a panda that appeared in front of him, a panda known as a "National Treasure". May be dragged to jail.

But just for that moment of hesitation, he was the one who fell down.