A Panda's Martial Arts

"For example, if you shoot in from this side, it will come out from the opposite side, and your entire shoulder will be destroyed."

"Uh..." No matter how the panda demonstrates it, the Siberian tiger king can't imagine what it is. In his cognition, the only thing that can be regarded as a "gun" may be the anesthesia gun prepared by the zoo staff— —

But unless there is a wild beast, the anesthesia gun will often not appear, and the power of that thing is not too terrifying, and being hit is no different from getting an injection when you are sick.

But the Siberian tiger king could see that what the panda said was not a lie.

Just because, at such a close distance, he could clearly see the scar left on the panda's shoulder.

Although the scar has already healed and is covered with hair, the traces left by the wound sutures are still faintly visible——

You might not be able to see it from a distance, but when you get closer, you can clearly see the abnormal undulations between the black and white hair.

"So, even though I still don't know why you bother me, this kind of thing is really unnecessary. Isn't it good for everyone to enjoy life in harmony? Why do you have to fight?"

After rubbing the tiger's head, the panda stood up.

"There will be no next time, understand?"

"clear."

Facing the panda who was masturbating himself like a cat, the Siberian tiger king could only nod stiffly.

"As long as you know."

Letting go of the bear paw that was scratching the tiger's chin, the panda cleaned up the trash on the scene, and then left with the phone in its mouth.

This night is very meaningful to the panda. After a month, he finally properly dealt with the relationship with these animals - at least these animals will not bother him, and he can eat and wait for death with more peace of mind .

But what the panda didn't see was that behind him, the Siberian tiger got up and didn't leave, but stared at the panda's back, as if thinking about something.

"Second brother..."

A lioness named Nora also came over.

"What does the panda mean... do we lack training in technology? Do you think we know too little? So he thinks we are not worthy to fight with him?"

"Do not."

The Siberian Tiger King shook his head.

"That panda is lying to us. I saw it just now... Haven't you thought about it? Why does he know so much? Is it really because he has experienced so many things?"

Thinking of how the panda left just now, the Siberian tiger king narrowed his eyes.

"Maybe, it's just because that panda has a mobile phone that can access the Internet."

Chapter 76 Technology Changes Life

The next morning, Park Yongyeol opened his eyes at six o'clock in the morning on time.

Close the window for ventilation at night when you sleep, wash your face and brush your teeth, then do your daily practice. Park Yongyeol is used to exercising on an empty stomach, which is very effective for keeping in shape, and the hunger after exercise is also convenient for absorbing the nutrition of breakfast.

While eating breakfast, Park Yongyeol likes to swipe his phone, watch videos, or listen to music——

Although this is not a good habit, but nowadays young people basically do this, and the fun they see occasionally can also be used as a condiment for dinner, and the fun in the morning can start this ordinary and ordinary day.

However, even on an ordinary and ordinary day, some accidents still happen.

"Where's my phone?"

Park Yonglie, who was just about to pick up his mobile phone for dinner, was stunned. He clearly remembered that he put his mobile phone on the bedside to charge yesterday - but now there is no trace of any mobile phone on the bedside table, not even the shadow of the charging cable.

"Where did I put it?"

Park Yongyeol's first thought was whether he had forgotten his phone somewhere, this kind of situation is not uncommon——

Usually when encountering this kind of situation, you just need to think back, and there will always be some places in your memory that can give obvious hints.

Thinking about it carefully, he didn't look at his phone after waking up, but before going to bed last night, he played a video with his parents in South Korea, which means that at least the phone didn't fall outside, and the only thing that needs to be searched is this room .

But after Park Yongyeol ransacked the box, he still couldn't find where the phone was.

"Hey, this is really weird..."

After searching for a long time but not finding the phone, Park Yongyeol felt as disgusted as if he had eaten a fly.

Although a mobile phone is not too expensive for him, he is used to electronic payment and doesn't have much cash at all. Right now, he can only borrow money from Qiao Dong to buy a new mobile phone, otherwise he will have trouble even taking a taxi to the dojo .

"what is the problem?"

When he woke up and his phone was gone, Park Yongyeol's day of bad mood began.

But far away in the tiger mountain of the zoo, the Siberian tiger king with dry eyes looked at the small glowing screen, and his mood improved.

The mobile phone was brought in last night. The lions told the wild cats outside that they wanted the mobile phone. Under the majesty of the big cats, the small cats quickly dragged a mobile phone over, and even brought with the charger.

As for who the owner of the mobile phone is, it doesn't matter, as long as it can be used anyway.

It's just that for Tiger, the operation method of the mobile phone is a bit too unfriendly.

The screen of a mobile phone is so small that it is not as big as a tiger's paw-even a lion can't do it.If only relying on the felines themselves, the Siberian tiger king would not be able to use a mobile phone at all.

However, a live tiger cannot be suffocated to death by urine, and the tiger's paws can't touch the screen. The king of the Siberian tiger simply asked the lioness Nala to go to the back mountain to catch two monkeys. One was responsible for touching the screen, and the other was responsible for holding the mobile phone.

Thanks to growing up in a zoo, the Siberian Tiger King still knows a few words, so surfing the Internet is no problem.

The text on the mobile phone is a bit small, and even with the tiger's eyesight, it is a little bit reluctant. Staring at the mobile phone all night, the Siberian tiger king felt that he was going blind.

Fortunately, after one night, the Siberian tiger king finally collected useful information.

"So that's how it is..."

The Siberian tiger king yawned big, and he was a little lethargic after watching the screen all night.

But the price was worth it. Surfing the Internet all night, the Siberian Tiger King finally found the truth—as he thought, there are actually secrets to dealing with tigers circulating on the human Internet.

It is a technique called "sliding a shovel to kill a tiger". It is said that even ordinary people without training can use it. Just slide the shovel under the tiger that is flying over, and then attack the tiger's chest and abdomen, and you will be safe. kill the tiger.

Facing the tiger that is flying over, attack the chest and abdomen.

Isn't this what the panda uses?

As for the experiences in the panda's mouth, the Siberian tiger king probably checked it out—but it turned out that there was no relevant news at all.

No matter whether it is a poacher or a panda who was shot, there is no way to find it on the Internet. On the contrary, there are more cases of wild boars or brown bears who survived being shot.

"Almost bluffed."

The tired Siberian tiger king sneered.

Not next time.If there was a next time, he wouldn't jump up from the beginning, as long as he didn't jump up, he would have to see how that panda would kill the tiger with a shovel.

It was already dawn, and the lionesses had already gone back, and the monkeys were thrown back to the Monkey Mountain, as if nothing had happened——

Occasionally, staff members come over to clean the environment, but they don't come to move the tiger's claws, so naturally they can't see the mobile phone under the tiger's claws.

And the Siberian tiger king should also rest.

If midnight is the time for animals to rejoice, then day is their time for rest—

After a night of fuss, they all choose to sleep for a while to replenish their energy, so that they can have more energy at night.

Just like this now, the Siberian tiger king is already very tired, and he can fall asleep as long as he closes his eyes.

But he was a little bit unexpectedly, and didn't want to sleep.

"Just one look, and I'll take another look."

Looking up, he found that the breeders were not looking at this side, and the Siberian tiger king quietly let go of his paws.

And on the screen under the paw, is the figure of a female tiger.

In the video, the female tiger is leaping in the forest, with a swift and powerful figure, mottled branches and leaves intertwined with beautiful patterns, and even the roar of bared teeth is as beautiful as a smile.

Hard, hard claws.

The sound of the breeder's footsteps came from afar, and the huge tiger's claws immediately locked the phone tightly.

It wasn't until the breeder's footsteps gradually drifted away that the Siberian tiger king let go of his claws that were firmly on the ground.

It was interrupted just now and cannot be counted. Now start from the beginning.

"One look, I'll take another look."

The tiger's claws were lifted, and the screen on the screen had already jumped a lot. Another male tiger appeared on the screen at some point. After several times of biting, the two tigers began to rush towards each other.

"Oh, oh! It's still like this!"

Watching the video titled "Animal World" on the phone, the Siberian tiger king seemed to open the door to a new world.

"Is the human network so wonderful..."

The Siberian tiger stared straight ahead, and the two tigers in the video were posing in a pose that he could not have imagined at all.

But just as he was enjoying watching, the breeder's footsteps sounded again.

"Oh shit!"

Slapping the phone back, the Siberian Tiger King got a little angry.

What's the matter with these human beings, they come to disturb him once in a while, how can he sleep when they are disturbed?How can you fight a panda if you can't sleep?

"So take another look before you go to bed."

Thinking of this, the Siberian tiger's claws opened again.

"One look, one last look."

Chapter 77

When Park Yongyeol asked Qiao Dong to borrow money to buy a new mobile phone, it was already afternoon.

The matter of paying back the money is easy to talk about. Park Yongyeol already has money in his Alipay and WeChat, but the troublesome thing is the process of contacting Qiao Dong. He can’t even make a phone call if he loses his phone, so he can only run all the way to Qiao Dong’s house. .

It was a distance of nearly ten kilometers, and Park Yongyeol could only use it as a fitness exercise.

"Fortunately, you came early enough, and I would have gone out 10 minutes later."

Facing Park Yongyeol, who was sweating profusely from running, Qiao Dong also lamented how unlucky he was.

"It just so happens that I'm going to take classes over Unrestricted Fighting Technique. I bought a mobile phone later. Would you like to go and have a look?"

"Is... all right?"